Imported from Manchester / Ex @Twitter /
Miami, FL
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- Followers 25,540
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PUPDATE:
5 weeks ago, we fostered this little nugget. We couldn’t bear to see her leave, so......we adopted her! (second photo after we gave her the good news)
Welcome to the family Cookie Bananas!
🍪 🍌 🍌
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@piersmorgan Good idea, if anyone knows how to hold cups it's definitely Sir Alex.
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My brother just sent me these from Hawaii.
I guess we know where @s8n was hanging out the last couple of years..
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Tito Benach
@NRA is there a certain number we're waiting for? How many is too many?
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More than anything, Kobe was a father to 4 girls. Devastating news for the fans, but even more so for his beautiful family. #RIPKobe
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darth here is a photo of cookie from when I got home today and I need to see more dog photos please
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Lola nailed it with my gift this year (and she knows it) 🐶🎁 🎄 @dog_rates @dogfather
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TWITTER: I NEED YOUR HELP!
These two sweet (unchipped😔) girls were found wandering the streets of South LA over the weekend.
They are bonded, housebroken and loving, but missing their home!
Please RT so we can get them home!
🐶❤️🐶
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Raising a glass to all the Tweeps out there. So much love and respect for each and every one of you!
#OneTeam
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I was a professional, so I earned a salary. Got education in college. Trust me, I see your point but if they aren't good enough for pro...
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Waystar Royco is staging a hostile takeover of my team, so Logan sent me the advice below and I’m going Full Fucking Beast in 2022. #Succession
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Sitting 6 inches from my computer, staring at me, trying to tell me it’s almost 5pm on a Friday and time to start the weekend! @darth
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❤️ this tweet, or any tweet with #ScreamMovie, for a 🔪 surprise…
Try it in dark mode for an added bonus!
😱
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my daughter just got her first job (@AMCTheatres) and I’m so damn proud 🥹
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FOUND DOG: our neighbors found this sweet male husky wandering around on Roscomare Road in the Bel Air Hills. Please share to help us find the owners!
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Kamala Harris sounding extremely presidential right now. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have someone smart, intelligent and literate like Kamala Harris in the White House? #HarrisTownHall
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If my career in Media + Entertainment has taught me anything, it's that this industry loves a premiere.....so, I'm excited to announce the premiere of our new content series 'From The Director's Chair' on the @TwitterMktg blog 🧵 (1/5)
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🥹 just the best story, and perfect for sharing what a good boy he was….you’re a good man, Niall, and Derek was clearly very appreciative of everything you did for him!
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NINE YEARS!! Yes, 9 years at the Tweet Shop for my man Michael @Dupree!
Happy Twitterversary mate…here’s to many, many more!
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A little birdie told me it's this young man's birthday today...
Can we get 40 people to wish him a Happy Birthday on this most special of birthdays?
Congrats @Dupree - love ya mate! 🕺🏻4️⃣0️⃣
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when your buds show up for a little (socially distant) birthday surprise 💙 🙌🏼 #LoveWhereYouWork #LoveWhoYouWorkWith
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Celebrating @Dupree’s 8th Twitterversary is enough to make anyone want to dance….congrats Mike! 🕺🏻
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hey twitter - meet Cookie our 6 week old foster dog! #dogsoftwitter
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Congrats @JenP on your 8️⃣th Twitterversary!
Thank you for the incredible mentorship, friendship, and of course all the fun!
Here’s to many more alongside the best of the best!
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Excited for the return of #TheMandalorian? Then like this tweet for a baby surprise!
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you could also credit the original tweeter below - @tperzyk :)
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Made a late entrance for “Dad of the Year” last night by bringing my daughter to the Premiere of #TheHungerGames
Achievement unlocked when she met Suzanne Collins at the after party!
Thank you @Lionsgate 🫶
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The force was strong this morning. Such an honour sharing a stage with @HamillHimself @rianjohnson and Ram Bergman at the #TwitterHouse at #SXSW!
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Immensely proud that I got to play for @ManCity. Not so much that that was my ‘look’. 😂
Thanks for sharing, @Durbs1976!
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7 years working alongside this exceptional human being....Happy Twitterversary to the 7th Wonder of the World - @JenP!
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I don’t ever get star struck but holy f. it’s the greatest tennis player of all time 😮 at #TwitterBeach cc:@serenawilliams
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If you’re a Lord of The Rings fan like me, like this tweet for a precious surprise…
#TheRingsOfPower
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Important Update: I just cast my first ever #VOTE as an American Citizen! #VoteEarly
21 years I have lived in the US.
I love this country, and today I made it official - I became a US Citizen!
How am I celebrating? By registering to #vote - and you should too! vote.gov
❤️ 🇺🇸
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🚨Proud Dad Alert🚨
@NPR Recognizes @brentwoodschool Middle School Student in National Student Podcast Challenge. I’m so proud of Gaby! npr.org/2021/05/09/994612055…
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The moment @chadwickboseman surprised NY school children to talk about #BlackPanther @TwitterNYC #WakandaForever
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Watching the 3252 for once, instead of being in it, was a joy to behold! #BarrioAngelino
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Happy 7th Twitterversary to the incomparable Queen of the Mouse House @KristenEwing!
Here’s to many more years together at the Tweetshop!
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I’ve been at Twitter for close to 8 years, and I’m prouder to work here now more than ever. That’s thanks to @jack. He leads with empathy, humility, passion, and a true love for twitter and it’s people. #WeBackJack
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I’m not crying. You are. ❤️🐶
This stray dog was hit by a car and couldn’t understand why his legs didn’t work anymore. It took a LONG time, but here’s how he learned to run again 💪 (via @AnimalAid_India)
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Ignore all the other news today and watch this instead ❤️😭
Every day, this elderly woman says "hello" to school kids as they pass by her house. When they found out their beloved neighbor was moving, hundreds of kids left school to give her one last "goodbye." cbsn.ws/2JcETJ7
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Spending the afternoon at the spectacular @DAOUvineyards drinking phenomenal wine and celebrating citizenship! 🇺🇸🍷😁
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The irony of having a day off from working at Twitter is that I’ll probably spend the whole day on Twitter
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Hey everyone - it's Ben Fielder's 7️⃣th Twitterversary today, and I'm sure he would love you all to see this photo of him to help celebrate! Congrats Ben! :)
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🍸+🎁+ M&E = The best night celebrating with the best people.
#LoveWhereYouWork
(Oh and 👋🏼 @JenP)
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First time back @ManCity in 20 years - bit different to Maine Road! Thanks for sorting it out @ChappyMCFC!
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Happiest of birthdays to the happiest person in the world - @JenP! Can’t wait to celebrate properly soon!! 🎉🥳🍾
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Like a tweet with any of these hashtags for a spooktacular surprise! #Halloween
#Halloween2018
#HappyHalloween
#TrickOrTreat
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The King. $1M. Won United the league, and set us off on a 20 year domination of English football.
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