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Only in your terror-supporting own name.
We, the people of the EU, stand with the values of the EU, not those that want to ruin them. Shame on you. Resign.
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$TSLA has invented horizontal gravity.
(25% speed, at about 0:0:40 in the original video)
Community note
In the original it's easy to see the "block" in question is moving, not because the video is "cgi", but because the hand or "pinky" finger of the robot moves the block by touching it. This happens multiple times in the video.
There's no evidence that this is a fake video.
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🚨🚨🚨Ladies and Gentlemen, this is HUGE.
Details later, but:
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Insider haben dem Handelsblatt 100 Gigabyte Daten zugespielt, die aus Teslas IT-System stammen sollen. Sie legen nahe, dass der Autohersteller größere technische Probleme hat als bislang gedacht. Tesla spricht von Datenklau. handelsblatt.com/unternehmen…
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.@HansNiederberg2 posted about huge unsold Tesla inventories in Germany earlier today.
A few hours later:
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Closing costs: $2.5B
Interests paid since: $1.5B
The fact that everyone finally sees that the Emperor is naked: priceless
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$TSLA is shipping Chinese cars to Canada instead of ramping up Texas.
Let that sink in.
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Normal people: 4 young hostages are finally freed, awesome!
EU head of foreign relations: 👆
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1/ The shipping window has closed, no Chinese ship departing after today could arrive in Europe on time for Q3 deliveries. Let's sum up where we are. $TSLA
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Happy New Year Dr. Patel @ParikPatelCFA. As the new year came, I had to update my $TSLA valuation. I am happy to say I am very bullish. My revised price target is $2,727. I calculated this by taking the current share price and adjusting it for the new year. See below:
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Although $TSLA's sales was flat QoQ, legacy delivered a lot fewer cars, so Tesla's European BEV market share has increased to 22%, a level not seen since 2019.
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Just over 2 weeks ago, Twitter had
- $6B in the bank and not about to go bankrupt
- high-profile advertisers
- a working verification system for Blue checkmarks
- officers to ensure regulatory compliance and data security
- no @elonmusk in charge
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Our hero @btsparks put hundreds of hours of research into showing the @NHTSAgov that Tesla SUA was real.
The NHTSA asked Tesla, $TSLA said there is nothing to see here, fake news, and with that, the NHTSA closed its "investigation".
People kept dying.
autoevolution.com/news/break…
Community note
Known Tesla hacker @wk057 gives background on why the article is wrong: both accelerator sensors are fed by a separate 5V supply out of condensators, and are therefore not affected by a short voltage drop.
nitter.app/wk057/status/1
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Is this in New York, Brandenburg, Germany in 1943, or am I missing something here in Europe?
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I'm not a Kia fan, but c'mon, Teslas now look like 2nd graders compared to many current cars.
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Tell me you don't understand your own $44B lawsuit without telling me you don't understand your own $44B lawsuit
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Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the biggest busted growth story in history.
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I'm always being reminded that I'm criticizing a Stanford dropout genius.
@Stanford remembers differently.
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This man is doing God's work. Calling out the @NHTSAgov via a #SuperBowl ad might finally force them to do something to their "accelerated investigation" that's been going on for almost 2 years.
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Watch The Dawn Project’s #SuperBowl ad demonstrate critical safety defects in @Tesla Full Self-Driving. 6 months ago we reported FSD would run down a child. Tesla hasn't even fixed that! To focus their attention, @NHTSAgov must turn off FSD until Tesla fixes all safety defects.
Community note
Dan O'Dowd owns a competing company writing self driving software.
ghs.com/products/auto_…
Dan's previous attempt to show FSD will "run down a child" was debunked.
electrek.co/2022/08/10/tes…
Another user performed a test and it worked as expected.
teslarati.com/teslas-fsd-bet…
Tesla's FSD has over 55 million miles driven w/o any reported injuries
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If anyone complains about the fingerprints and later the possible scratches, rust, whatever, remember: at sub 10 micron gaps, a paint of about 120 microns simply wouldn't fit. $TSLA
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$TSLA China🇨🇳 share in the 1st month of the quarter this year:
Jan: 12.6%
Apr: 11.1%
Jul: 7.5%
Probably nothing.
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$TSLA is a top to bottom fraud and the car in the video never drove itself, despite the company STILL saying otherwise on its homepage? Even worse, the car crashed during the filming?
You don't say.
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Who would have thought that this would get Community Noted in an instant?
Of course, it's an outright lie AS CAN CLEARLY BE SEEN ON THE VIDEO.
$46B to set up an alternative reality. Worth it.
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A Tesla on Full Self-Driving blows through a stop sign at 35mph and nearly collides with two cars. The kicker is that this was during a livestream debate-demo-drive between FSD fan @GerberKawasaki and FSD skeptic @RealDanODowd.
This should go without saying, but for an automated system to be at the safety level of a human, this cannot happen. The fact that this occurred yesterday during THIS drive (along with other safety-critical disengagements) should serve as statistical evidence of how frequent this is occurring. IMO, this is the biggest nail in the Tesla FSD coffin.
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Wasn't it good enough? Everyone sucked it up. All the fans are raving, forget cars, Optimus is here!
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It's almost as if American consumer protection agencies were on holiday... for the last 6.9 years.
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Fun fact: Tesla will deliver 360k vehicles this year. VW Group does the same in 8 days, 4 hours and 30 minutes.
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Porsche outsold Tesla in Germany in April. Tesla had ~60-70k supply in April.
Will update my sheet in an hour.
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It's always reassuring and bullish if the CEO and largest holder comes out denying allegations of treason. $TSLA
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Why would #Tesla investigate an 🚨🚨🚨 #FSDBeta ACCIDENT 🚨🚨🚨, or even respond to the owner?
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Translation: Giga Berlin got a notice that it's on the list of factories to be shut down in the winter in case of gas and/or electricity shortage.
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Countries should be increasing nuclear power generation! It is insane from a national security standpoint & bad for the environment to shut them down.
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