i do things. prev: @twitch; no, I didn't unfollow you: x support gave my account away, then broke it during recovery & refuses to fix it twitch.tv/fire

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they literally soft blocked every single account that followed me, all 9200+ accounts; jesus christ
We got @fire back again, but the intruder nuked my followers AND following, deleted many long running DM conversations, and removed thousands of posts. I don't even know where to begin.
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Replying to @unity @IndieGameDAV
so you'll put the repo of tos changes back up, yeah? btw "views" aren't a metric for github repos
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After nearly 10 years ( I started providing technical support on the twitch forums in 2012 ), today was my last day at @Twitch! It's been such an incredibly long journey and I'm going to miss working with a lot of incredible people.
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Replying to @Yutaisposting
( this is stolen and reposted from the original artist without credit. OP: nitter.app/pantiebearart/status/1… )
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This is now my favorite way to view large chats: chitchat.ma.pe/gamesdonequic… (sellout is a default banned word in the settings so… Remove it?)
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Twitch is taking applications for paid Admin Moderators as a /full-fledged job application/ for the first time ever! jobs.lever.co/twitch/5a7ee0a…
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Hey @Twitch friends, you asked, we listened. The ability to avoid autohosting Vodcasts has been added to your Autohost settings:
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THIS IS CHOCOLATE?
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Replying to @epkaufm
do you proofread your tweets like, at all
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Replying to @OBSProject
somehow not actually surprised that testing with common broadcasting software doesn't seem to be part of the game's release checklist
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Hey @Twitch fam, please remember that if you rename your account to something inappropriate, you run the risk of being indefinitely suspended and permanently losing your account. Be smart with your name selections.
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Replying to @skooookum
is he ok?
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Replying to @MissFaves
i know it's a joke but there's active development from a japanese firm on an antibody treatment to allow adults to grow replacement permanent teeth from the inactive tooth buds we usually have remaining after the first set comes in!! ( keywords: anti-USAG-1 regeneration therapy )
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Replying to @benegotherit
I'm not at a computer for original imagery, but sysinternals process explorer has a tool that lets you figure out what process owns a window, and you can make an informed decision from there learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sy…
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can i get uhhh h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h
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Replying to @ewwwtfff
METALGREYMON
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Replying to @github
i love seeing features removed due to abuse rather than dealing with the actual problem
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If you wonder why staff might not be responsive over whispers, it's because of ridiculous, shitty entitlement like this. -- 1: help.twitch.tv/customer/port… 2: help.twitch.tv/customer/port…
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oh my god it's because goon is in the title isn't it
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... does it burn?
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Replying to @spermfart
realistically your scale is probably out of calibration and isn't returning to a proper zero point
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Replying to @nikitabier
just a tad concerning to see myself used as an example of an inactive rare handle
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420 weeks ago my corporate @Twitch journey began by becoming a ( and at some points, the sole ) Moderator of @TwitchSupport's original forums, answering nearly every question and effectively providing volunteer CS in addition to moderation. What a long, strange trip it's been.
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Replying to @theo
still insane to me that Always Online Bed made it to production but this is the reality we live in I guess
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iirc it being sweet is legitimately a sign of blood sugar issues ( and the partner should get tested for diabetes / prediabetes ), which could technically be a dietary issue 😅
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Replying to @Mihonarium
link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver… and iirc as of last year, cali is setting up to use beavers for ecosystem restoration too!
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Replying to @WarrenInTheBuff
is this a bit
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Replying to @nickmmark
this was just "haha funny twitter post" at first glance but I started looking into it and honestly this is cool as hell??? "Safety and tolerability of intrarectal perfluorodecalin for enteral ventilation in a first-in-human trial" sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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Replying to @molly0xFFF
wow who would even participate in their program if no bounty and bans are how they handle things
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uh? i guess i'm The Man now
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I don't understand why we don't pay teachers more Like, especially for education in k-12 You're literally shaping the minds of the next generation in add. to babysitting You should be EXTREMELY good at your job, and you should be paid more than I receive as a software engineer
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If you trade sexual favors for body artwork, is it tit for tat?
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So it's not exactly what I thought it was, but I did a short overview of the new sidechain support for @OBSProject's compressor audio filter added in v21. It's actually really cool, and you should check it out. bgm: piped.video/watch?v=YMdlBq6W… by @muryokup
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Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz
does this qualify as a suicide note or are they planning on holding you to this in 30 years
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2017 was a… transformative year, to say the least. I forged new, deep friendships, climbed out of the deepest pit of depression I'd ever been in, rode high on life, fell back to the darkness, & started the ascent anew. But 2017 is behind us! 2018 –and myself– are here to slay.
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TW: sexual assault My story isn't a long one, but the event has altered my life and outlook multiple times across multiple years, with consistent detrimental impacts to my physical, emotional, and social health. (Thread)
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Replying to @JoCat105
bruh is that the same athene of donation/crypto scamming fame
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Replying to @kdrag0n @Cloudflare
this has to be a bug, right? why separate charges?
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Replying to @usa_retro @amazon
that looks like the most visited / favorites entries. my guess is they're smart enough to clear history but aren't aware this is a feature that will out their activity
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My girlfriend has taken to describing my "abnormally close" relationships with my lady friends as "like a gay best friend, but you're straight." Does this mean I have a free pass on mani-pedi's, sleepovers, spa days, movie nights, and group-drowning in wine?
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Replying to @luciascarlet
my favorite is when the software uses control y and simultaneously ignores the shift in control shift z so i try to redo and just undo even more
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How did I even get so lucky
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Replying to @kdaigle @defunkt
automations can straight up ban users without a human's input?
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friendos & friends of friends: If your life depends on stream income, please make absolutely sure you're covered financially if you move to another platform. You usually won't see anywhere close to full retention of your community when moving, so plan accordingly and be safe 🙏🏻
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Don't fucking be like this.
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Replying to @SawyerMerritt
brother you have got to check the accounts you tag before posting
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ah, i see you think i actually remember to eat
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Replying to @nathudgens
tbh i don't recall slop being used as a term for art pretty much at all until generative ai had became somewhat mainstream prior to slop i mostly recall terms like "generic", "soulless", and "corporate"; and mostly the latter at that
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Replying to @PlayOverwatch
If you're going to post images of text, you really need to add the image's text as alt text when tweeting.
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Reminder that you can force someone to unfollow you on Twitter by blocking and unblocking them. Alternatively, leave shit stains blocked.
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I'm finally taking time off of work after ~14 months & my most dearest friend is flying out to meet for the first time. Then we get to spend the entire two weeks of vacation together! I don't think I've ever been quite this nervous /and/ excited about something in my entire life.
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only a $2000 bounty for this kind of critical exploit seems rather insulting also the bit at the end about them violating their own privacy policy, uhhh... 😅
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It muh bird day #NewProfilePic
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Replying to @discord @discordapp
I would never ignore you bb
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*scrolling through twitter at work* ah yeah that's porn that's a nude that's porn also porn jesus CHRIST @Twitter let me TURN OFF SHOWING LIKES ON MY TIMELINE
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Replying to @RealSexyCyborg
it's all fun and games until you have a gas leak or a line ruptures and you're engulfed in a strongly negative life altering experience
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Replying to @theo @t3dotgg
i guess BuyThing is next
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Replying to @19Vodnik
oh shit we've been discovered
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Just blame twitter for not surfacing threads correctly, it's been much worse since the new threading update went live
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New favorite @Twitch emote combo youFIRED micWeeb
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First the likes, then the replies, now even your follows aren't safe. @Twitter, please just stop. Jesus.
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Replying to @wtfisavio
ً 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 N̶o̶ more 🕯 Dropped fo🍥d 🕯 🕯 Oh no 🍟 🕯 Ah shit 🍕 🔥 🍣 🔥🍲🔥 Ah🔥fuck 🔥 🥟🔥 🍔🔥 🥓 god damn it all 🥞
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when you try to find an answer to something obscure, find a solution on an old forum, and realize it was posted by… yourself, ~10 years ago.
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When you finally find lifelong friends, support them with all of your might.
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Please for the love of god, talk to your friends. Help them get help when they need it. Suicide is not the answer, but it's difficult if not impossible to see that when you're in the thick of despair. It's our job to be aware. It's our job to help them see. Rest well Woddee 😢
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When I moved here, I was a stupid idiot that had no idea how to function as an adult in the real world. In my literal first verbal conversation with Justin he lent me $100 in cash, thereby saving my e n t i r e ass less than a month after my move to California. nitter.app/JustinWong/status/9798…
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Sorta wanna talk on voice but only really want to talk to maybe three specific peeps and even then I don't actually want to talk about anything as much as I just want to hear their voice and listen to them talk about literally anything and just reply to stuff sometimes
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Twitch is Cheering for Equality with some new Pride merch available in support of #LGBTQIA. 100% of profits benefit the Human Rights Campaign 😁 amazon.com/twitchmerch
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can you file an actual dmca counter notification instead of their weird first party system? they can't legally reject a real counter notification
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It's my birthday.
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fwiw it only deboosts when putting the link in the first post
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Y'all keep this in mind if you're thinking of applying...
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Replying to @kdrag0n @Cloudflare
what a heart attack
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Sometimes it just be like that
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behavior like this'd normally get ya written up by hr and maybe cost your staff badge ( the badge isn't a requirement for employment and employees ALREADY TAKE PR TRAINING TELLING THEM NOT TO DO THIS ) but them being a Director in a creator facing role is nigh invulnerability 🥴
A @Twitch Staff Member came into Harris Heller's Stream and harassed him for almost 10 minutes Harris tried to ban him but you cannot ban Twitch Staff from a chat on Twitch WTF
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Replying to @endermanch
kagi runs their own search index, it's not remotely comparable
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Replying to @MirandaDue
this sounds like a wrongful termination case to me? like, unless you've been written up before or they have a track record of first-offense dismissals, this seems unambiguously retaliatory???
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I don't ever post selfies but I like how I look in these so here's my face
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Todd: we know why most of you are here Crowd: ᵀᵒᵈᵈ ᴴᵒʷᵃʳᵈ! Todd: thanks #BethesdaE3 #e3
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Remind your reps that @USPS *has* to survive.( @resistbot can help if you don't know how ). We *cannot* afford to have it fail from the govt's legislative mismanagement of its finances. Imagine how much life would change if you had to pay UPS or FedEx rates for any of your mail?
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fuck people like this, it's your yoshi-p-given right to watch cutscenes you've never seen before if you care about the story also i-
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since this will have a negative impact on the market for the copyrighted work and the component of the copyrighted work used ( without transformation even ) is substantial, it already fails two of the primary tests you could also argue the character of use here as commercial too
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I didn't realize they could cater moderation
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what ... ???
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Replying to @LilyPichu
DUDE IS THAT A PIANO SKIRT
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This is how we die
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To be, or not to be... That, is a Serious question.
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err is this an apartment building that other people are also living in?
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is twitch's exec team going to be okay? who's going to cover for them while they're out at the event?
The World Clown Association is bringing together all types of clowns for its 40th annual convention. n.pr/3lEz3pm
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Replying to @serinide
but
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holy ghost
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am i terminal if i understand this
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the blind leading the blind
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most 9v batteries are unironically full of these
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