Enderman
@endermanch

A software engineer, a malware enthusiast and most importantly, a weird tall creature. I poke tech and act surprised when it breaks. 💖 400K+ subs on YouTube

 The End
enderman.ch
Joined April 2017
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Enderman
@endermanch
Apr 1
New video! Windows ID Verification is Here piped.video/4380QhN4ncw
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This isn't how Minesweeper works.
Microsoft Edge
@MicrosoftEdge
6 Mar 2025
Look what I found while sweeping.
Retro minesweeper interface with the Internet Explorer logo made from swept mines.

ALT Retro minesweeper interface with the Internet Explorer logo made from swept mines.

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🧵 A collection of my favorite pieces from the Windows XP source code. \windows\core\ntgdi\test\teff\poo.txt
poo.txt — shit

ALT poo.txt — shit

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LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY PICKED UPDATE AND SHUTDOWN IN THE START MENU // Rap.TV

ALT LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY PICKED UPDATE AND SHUTDOWN IN THE START MENU // Rap.TV

beatori-tye@ecirtaeb_mad
10 Apr 2024
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THEY DID IT
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The Anti-AntiAdblocker uBlock Origin filter to get rid of the annoying YouTube message. It turns off the JavaScript anti-adblock payload: go.enderman.ch/cKoci
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Can someone make an extension to shut this off permanently, pretty please.
Video paused. Continue watching?

ALT Video paused. Continue watching?

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The workshop is the best thing that's happened to the Half-Life series.
Whatsapp Gordon

ALT Whatsapp Gordon

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YouTube has started to artificially slow down video load times for Firefox users using the following piece of code: setTimeout(function() { c(); a.resolve(1) }, 5E3); 5E3 being 5000ms, or simply put 5 seconds. go.enderman.ch/hKDsX
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Waiter... waiter... more AI slop in my operating system, please
Windows Latest
@WindowsLatest
29 Oct 2025
A Windows 11 bug is duplicating Task Manager process when you use the 'X' close button to exit it. This means Task Manager won’t quit on Windows 11, sending each instance to background. It appears that the October 2025 optional update (Build 26200.7019/26100.7019, which released with new Start menu, accidentially broke Task Manager close button for some users (not everyone will run into this issue). If you're affected, don't use close button to close Task Manager, as it'll create ghost entries, which use your RAM and CPU. To exit Task Manager, use “End task” instead.
Screenshot showing several Task Manager instances due to the issue

ALT Screenshot showing several Task Manager instances due to the issue

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Advanced Volume Control

ALT Advanced Volume Control

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YouTube is openly lying about a human being on the other side of the screen. You can verify whether it's an actual human from the YouTube team or AI talking to you by looking at the tweet source device. Sprinklr is the AI agent they're using to seed false hope into you.
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your 131072x1 screen size is bogus. expect trouble

ALT your 131072x1 screen size is bogus. expect trouble

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YouTube support confirms they're actively showing «specific partnership or limited-time offer» ads for Premium users. Stop paying these fuckers and install uBlock/ReVanced/uYou+ NOW.
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this cat's name is "not for public release" filetype:pdf site:s3.amazonaws.com look it up on google

ALT this cat's name is "not for public release" filetype:pdf site:s3.amazonaws.com look it up on google

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Don't worry, Brazilians, we, and our Chinese colleagues have got your back. There have been a lot of anti-censorship advancements in the past couple of years. There are solutions superior to a simple VPN. Let's get ready to connect in the upcoming fragmented world! 🧵
Dexerto
@Dexerto
30 Aug 2024
Brazil's Supreme Court will issue fines up to $8,874/day to anyone using a VPN to access Twitter/X
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2016-2025 These 9 years will always remain dear to me. All the connections I've made, all the fun I've had making the videos. This is not going down the drain. The only hope for this YouTube channel is a divine human intervention amidst all the AI business.
Enderman
@endermanch
3 Nov 2025
There it is!
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GG, any viable Discord alternatives?
Discord
@discord
23 Apr 2025
After over a decade as founder and CEO, Jason Citron is passing the torch. We’re excited to welcome Humam Sakhnini as our new CEO.
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Wow, this is actually ridiculous
[archer]@archer_uwu
13 Apr 2024
despite a fully functioning 64bit version existing and old windows versions being unsupported, discord STILL ships the client as 32bit by default for some reason if you change the url to "=x64", you can get the 64bit client
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There it is!
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Error reporting in Windows only gets better
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The dark theme wallpaper extracted from the recently leaked Windows 11 beta build.
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ENDERMAN WAS UNBANNED
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Switch to Imperial You seem like you're the type of person who likes feet

ALT Switch to Imperial You seem like you're the type of person who likes feet

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I have discovered the best extension for Visual Studio Code
SludgeVS by Ethan Houseworth

ALT SludgeVS by Ethan Houseworth

An ASMR video playing in the IDE

ALT An ASMR video playing in the IDE

HELP ME

ALT HELP ME

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\com\published\idlole\oleext\oleext.idl
oleext.idl — Keep random shit OUT of this subdirectory, or die.

ALT oleext.idl — Keep random shit OUT of this subdirectory, or die.

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It's crazy people still don't know the Discord screen share limitations are actually client-side, and Nitro is NOT needed to stream in 4K@60. Patching the client is the solution to HD screen sharing.
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This is the least relatable meme I've seen in a while. Who let them cook
Windows
@Windows
19 Feb 2025
daily rotation
Arrows in a cycle formation with "gaming on my desktop PC" and "gaming on my Copilot+ PC" in-between the two arrow breaks. ​

ALT Arrows in a cycle formation with "gaming on my desktop PC" and "gaming on my Copilot+ PC" in-between the two arrow breaks. ​

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Windows Terminal in 2026
Navid@navidmafi
27 Feb 2025
Watch a short ad before your terminal commands are executed (this sucks, and actually works)
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LEBRON HAMES REPORTEDLY BUMPED THE PROJECT VERSION BEFORE TESTING DEPLOYMENT

ALT LEBRON HAMES REPORTEDLY BUMPED THE PROJECT VERSION BEFORE TESTING DEPLOYMENT

Enderman
@endermanch
10 Apr 2024
LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY PICKED UPDATE AND SHUTDOWN IN THE START MENU // Rap.TV

ALT LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY PICKED UPDATE AND SHUTDOWN IN THE START MENU // Rap.TV

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LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY TRICKED INTO REMOVING THE FR-FR LOCALE IN LINUX

ALT LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY TRICKED INTO REMOVING THE FR-FR LOCALE IN LINUX

Enes Çetinkal@Enesctkhateelon
10 Apr 2024
Replying to @endermanch
Now give us a linux version of this meme
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Did you know the Copilot key is simply a macro for Win + Shift + F23? The software quality rot is real.
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New malware dropped
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Today I learned Microsoft had this logo in 1980. This unironically slaps
Microsoft logo (1980-1982)

ALT Microsoft logo (1980-1982)

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Apparently, you aren't allowed to contribute to FOSS if you were born in a «wrong country». It's a horrific precedent for Linux. Truly sad to see.
Phoronix
@phoronix
22 Oct 2024
Several Linux Kernel Driver Maintainers Removed Due To Their Association To Russia phoronix.com/news/Russian-Li…
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YouTube randomly terminated my channel because «it was linked to a channel that was terminated». Welcome to 2025. Can I please get justice?
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LMFAO
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That's Windows 10. Get that fake ass shit out of here.
ByteStable@ByteStable
6 May 2024
After a lot of blood, sweat, tears and swearing i finally got the asus rog ally working on windows 7
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Can't stop thinking about this post by Linus 🤣 web.archive.org/web/20240000…
Venting. I don't think I can talk about "security" people without cursing, so you might want to avert your eyes now. I gave OpenSUSE a try, because it worked so well at install-time on the Macbook Air, but I have to say, I've had enough. There is no way in hell I can honestly suggest that to anybody else any more. I first spent weeks arguing on a bugzilla that the security policy of requiring the root password for changing the timezone and adding a new wireless network was moronic and wrong. I think the wireless network thing finally did get fixed, but the timezone never did - it still asks for the admin password. And today Daniela calls me from school, because she can't add the school printer without the admin password. Whoever moron thought that it's "good security" to require the root password for everyday things like this is mentally diseased. So here's a plea: if you have anything to do with security in a distro, and think that my kids (replace "my kids" with "sales people

ALT Venting. I don't think I can talk about "security" people without cursing, so you might want to avert your eyes now. I gave OpenSUSE a try, because it worked so well at install-time on the Macbook Air, but I have to say, I've had enough. There is no way in hell I can honestly suggest that to anybody else any more. I first spent weeks arguing on a bugzilla that the security policy of requiring the root password for changing the timezone and adding a new wireless network was moronic and wrong. I think the wireless network thing finally did get fixed, but the timezone never did - it still asks for the admin password. And today Daniela calls me from school, because she can't add the school printer without the admin password. Whoever moron thought that it's "good security" to require the root password for everyday things like this is mentally diseased. So here's a plea: if you have anything to do with security in a distro, and think that my kids (replace "my kids" with "sales people

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I genuinely clicked this «e-mail message» 3 times without understanding why it opened a random website. Turns out, the place for the latest message of your inbox is taken by an advertisement. That's so gross!
Cross-Platform Image Library / Aspose.Imaging for Java supports an...

ALT Cross-Platform Image Library / Aspose.Imaging for Java supports an...

Go ad-free / AdChoices

ALT Go ad-free / AdChoices

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The channel of the VFX legend 4096 (@4096RED) has also just been terminated from YouTube.
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\base\ntsetup\opktools\oformat\msfor.asm
msfor.asm — DO NOT DO THIS ALARMINGLY STUPID IDIOT STUFF AND TRASH THE MBR!!!!!!!

ALT msfor.asm — DO NOT DO THIS ALARMINGLY STUPID IDIOT STUFF AND TRASH THE MBR!!!!!!!

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Daily reminder to people who still watch ads everywhere they go — get uBlock Origin. YouTube on Android? Install ReVanced YouTube on iOS? Sideload ReVanced revanced.app Make your day better - install ad blockers. You will love the experience.
uBlock Origin

ALT uBlock Origin

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Netscape is back from the dead... and it's a Chromium fork.
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Wait till they learn file extensions don't actually mean anything and you can execute an mp4 file just fine if its contents are executable...
stupid tech takes@stupidtechtakes
4 Aug 2025
guy who cant tell the difference between mp4 and exe
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Final video! My channel is getting terminated piped.video/v32gdnhAlFI
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The Windows measurement system:
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So, ad blockers violate YouTube ToS? Good, because user agent spoofers don't. Change your user agent to Windows Phone to disable ads. go.enderman.ch/HiR0V
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Am I the only one who really hates how the root of the user folder in Windows is literally being used as a dumpster?
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Dave Plummer (@davepl1968) took down my video publicizing his massive SoftwareOnline.com scam with a false copyright strike. The fun don't stop.
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Did you know the top right section is responsible for the account balance so you can just apply a layer of permanent marker to it to use the service for free? 🤓🤓🤓
Hernando Abella@hernandoabella
8 Jul 2024
little trick 😂
Community note
No, this setup cannot work. A 4G SIM card can't be directly connected to an Ethernet cable. SIM cards need a device to perform radio communication, while Ethernet cables are for wired networks. Their technologies are incompatible. Moreover sim card just hold identification info builtin.com/hardware/what-
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\base\mvdm\wow16\ctl3dv2\ctl3d.dif You don't say! This is Win32 GDI code 😂
ctl3d.dif — Some ugly shit goin' on here!

ALT ctl3d.dif — Some ugly shit goin' on here!

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Replying to @Windows
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Holy shit, that's so pathetic
wukko@uwukko
12 Nov 2024
crazy how mkbhd pivoted to running over kids at 96mph in 35 zone (while also trying to cover it up) after failing to sell a wallpaper subscription
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Finding what program it is open in is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Archive.org has just been hacked. It's offline as of right now.
web.archive.org says: Have you ever felt like the Internet Archive runs on sticks and is constantly on the verge of suffering a catastrophic security breach? It just happened. See 31 million of you on HIBP!

ALT web.archive.org says: Have you ever felt like the Internet Archive runs on sticks and is constantly on the verge of suffering a catastrophic security breach? It just happened. See 31 million of you on HIBP!

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The appeal system is obviously useless as well.
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Did you also notice YouTube added a funky gradient to the video seekbar?
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ffmpeg -i input.mp4 -c:v av1 -c:a aac output.mp4 🙏
The modern digital streaming infrastructure / ffmpeg

ALT The modern digital streaming infrastructure / ffmpeg

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It's over guys. 64GB of RAM is no longer enough
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Blocking Microsoft activation servers with a firewall (*.mp.microsoft.com, *.sls.microsoft.com) disables Microsoft Store
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КiII yourself
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Here's my little unscientific test on a perfectly clean version of Firefox. Switching the user-agent to Chrome makes the videos load at least twice as fast.
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QUIT HAVING FUN
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Thank you everyone for the amount of support you've shown! [Enderman, Andrew], 4096 have been unbanned. I can't even tag you all! I'll be addressing everyone in my video for the part they've done in undoing the biggest injustice to the tech community of 2025.
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Fun fact: Firefox still has it called Twitter.
Firefox Start Page (Twitter tile)

ALT Firefox Start Page (Twitter tile)

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I got ratio'd, so here's more.
LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY UPGRADED TO WINDOWS 11

ALT LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY UPGRADED TO WINDOWS 11

Loolo | Fortnite Leaks
@Loolo_WRLD
14 Apr 2024
Replying to @endermanch
Lebronposting must be continued 💔
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What is an AI PC? A PC with Intel Core Ultra that brings new AI experiences in productivity, creativity, and security throguh a combination of the CPU, GPU, and the new NPU.

ALT What is an AI PC? A PC with Intel Core Ultra that brings new AI experiences in productivity, creativity, and security throguh a combination of the CPU, GPU, and the new NPU.

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IP so bad they had to involve the second CAPTCHA
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\ds\ds\src\util\dcdiag\repl\initial.c I feel you buddy...
initial.c — There is a better place to get this var ... but it is a pain in the ass

ALT initial.c — There is a better place to get this var ... but it is a pain in the ass

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Wait, that's actually real
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REPEAT! ENDERMAN WAS UNBANNED
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Replying to @endorphinheist @_mx_ae_
Isometric representation please?
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\base\mvdm\wow16\kernel31\ldaux.asm When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. Now, only god knows it!
ldaux.asm — WHY IS THIS HERE?

ALT ldaux.asm — WHY IS THIS HERE?

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Alright, hear me out. A browser extension that automatically converts every WebP to PNG upon download.
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\inetcore\mshtml\src\site\base\treeserv.cxx Using that weird ass extension to designate a C++ file, man...
treeserv.cxx — Create a bunch of shit

ALT treeserv.cxx — Create a bunch of shit

treeserv.cxx — And do this shit

ALT treeserv.cxx — And do this shit

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