🇺🇸 100% United Statesian | 🧠 Thinker | E M O J I E S I N B I O
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- package.json
- tsconfig.json
- .eslintrc
- .prettierrc
- .babel.config.js (implied child .babelrc)
- .webpack.config.js
- jest.config.js
- .env
- docker-compose.yml
- gitlab-ci.yml
- .npmrc
- .editorconfig
i can keep going...
wtf we doing? we should be ashamed of ourselves
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Bro hacked his raspberry pi
I hacked my conference badge and wrote an app to control addressable LEDs
Quick 4:04 video →
piped.video/watch?v=_jPm_zN9…
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Sorry I missed your update, I mainly try to keep an eye on our:
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- Microsoft Outlook
- Slack
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Just hit me up there if you ever really really need to reach me fast
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> start drive home from conference
> get pulled over in wyoming
> give sheriff my license
> sheriff comes back
> your license is suspended for dui, you have to go to jail
> wtf, no i've never had a dui
> sheriff checks with dispatch again
> yeah, it's suspended for dui
> wtf, no
> lets us go if we change drivers
> try to figure out whats going on
> its sunday and everywhere is closed
> go to sleep
> call the dmv right away monday morning
> sit on hold for an hour
> google to see if there's a different way
> find out all south dakota dmvs are closed on mondays
> call courthouse to see if there's a case
> no case
> call warrants to see if I have a warrant
> no warrant
> call courthouse back
> ask them to look extra hard
> no you're just going to have to call the dmv
> go to sleep
> call dmv first thing this morning
> sit on hold
> dmv answers
> lady says yeah its suspended but can't see why
> gives me a number to call to find out why
> call number
> it's a debt collector
> they have no idea wtf im talking about
> call dmv back again
> explain
> lady sounds frustrated with other lady
> gives me case number and phone number to call
> call the number
> wyoming police department answers
> ask her to look up the case number
> it's for a speeding ticket I got in 2021
> I say yeah but I paid that
> she says "oh yeah, it _does_ show as paid"
> so....?
> she says they must have forgot to tell south dakota
> ask if she can tell south dakota it was paid
> she says no
> the lady but the lady who can will be in tomorrow
> gives me number for lady coming in tomorrow
> ...
mfw:
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asked a candidate to implement quicksort in an interview today
suffice to say, they're probably not getting a call back...
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console.log('here')
console.log('hereee')
console.log('here 2')
console.log(1)
console.log(2)
console.log(3)
console.log(4)
console.log(5)
console.log(6)
console.log(7)
gotcha bitch!
hambone
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I am begging you and your development teams... please for the love of all that is holy, do not start using passkeys
What a stupid, stupid idea, somehow even worse than 2fa or captcha
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Literally just:
- create a JWT
- create an object of deets
- append it
- use a built in hash method with a made up string to sign it and send it
how is this what's considered hard?
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when a mommy peg and a daddy peg love each other very much, they ff and make a baby peg
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Javascript -> Caffeine
Python -> Marijuana
Java -> Adderall
Kotlin -> Vyvanse
C++ -> Cocaine
Rust -> Craft Beer
Ruby -> MDMA
Go -> Anabolic Steroids
PHP -> Alcohol
Haskell -> LSD
Perl -> Methamphetamine
Assembly -> Heroin
Swift -> Nicotine
R -> Ayahuasca
HTML/CSS -> Sugar
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the industry has healed. exclusiveness absent ability is dead. working hard is cool again. I am so fucking proud of this guy you don't even know
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- auth0
- tanstack query
- react-hook-form
- lodash
- shadcn
- tailw*nd
- zod
- prisma (drizzle but for boomers)
- nestjs
- nx
- circleci
remind me again what exactly it is you all are engineering? what do tell your boss you're doing all day?
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AS A developer
I WANT you to stop writing tickets like this
SO THAT I don't have to kms
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Unemployed?
There are tens of open Perl jobs waiting.
They're really cool and they'll pay hella bills
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If I was a betting man (I am) I'd say:
- Elixir
- Kotlin
- Go
- Swift
run the next decade of development
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developers shipping their side projects nitter.app/StonkSergeant/status/1…
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never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by uninhibited autism
Aaron Rupar
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pro tip: if you're writing api endpoints for a post/put, at the very least return the server-generated id, your app devs will love you
if you want them to not only love you but propose on the spot, return the entire created/updated record, especially for patch endpoints
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holy crap they fired yacine's mom too
After two incredible years, I’ve decided to step down as CEO of 𝕏.
When @elonmusk and I first spoke of his vision for X, I knew it would be the opportunity of a lifetime to carry out the extraordinary mission of this company. I’m immensely grateful to him for entrusting me with the responsibility of protecting free speech, turning the company around, and transforming X into the Everything App.
I’m incredibly proud of the X team - the historic business turn around we have accomplished together has been nothing short of remarkable.
We started with the critical early work necessary to prioritize the safety of our users—especially children, and to restore advertiser confidence. This team has worked relentlessly from groundbreaking innovations like Community Notes, and, soon, X Money to bringing the most iconic voices and content to the platform. Now, the best is yet to come as X enters a new chapter with @xai .
X is truly a digital town square for all voices and the world’s most powerful culture signal. We couldn’t have achieved that without the support of our users, business partners, and the most innovative team in the world.
I’ll be cheering you all on as you continue to change the world.
As always, I’ll see you on 𝕏
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Language I dislike: Java
Language I begrudgingly respect: Rust
Language I think is overrated: Python
Language I think is underrated: Kotlin
Language I like: Typescript
Language I love: React
Language I dream of writing in: Perl
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after 7 weeks of interviewing like mad when i got hit with the Jan 2023 mass-layoffs i ended up with 4 offers
3 of those were unicorns, and the other one was a super small startup in a somewhat "boring" space
the unicorns had much more to offer, presenting equity trajectories and salaries the start up couldn't even get close to matching, but the small startup was the only cashflow positive one of the bunch
one unicorn in particular seemed to make the most sense, they were really getting traction and had just secured a Series D, providing runway for the next year and a half "by their most conservative of estimates"
the thing was they were already huge with a lot of process, and between all the different interviews, it didn't seem like there was much cohesion or passion around vision
a couple hard days bouncing back and forth and i decided. i was going to accept the unicorn. i mean it would be stupid not to. the comp was so much better
but something in my gut wasn't sitting right, so i called the CEO at the startup
we went deep on vision, the problems they were solving, why the opportunity was there, how they were competitively positioned to capture it and more. i threw every curveball i had. two hours he spent on the phone with me on a sunday afternoon, stress-testing their vision and mission
and he was right. he knew this stuff inside and out and the passion for what they were doing was clearly there
so i went with my gut and joined the startup
fast forward a year and a half and im sitting here watching our revenues compound while those three unicorns repeatedly cut from the departments i likely would have been joining
there's a few takeaways for me:
- stewardship and vision are #1
- size is irrelevant, i'll take a company of 6 good devs 8 days a week
- your gut exists for a reason, listen to it
- never doubt positive unadjusted ebitda
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diary of a front end dev:
ask anybody who knows me professionally and as of a year and a half ago I was one of react's strongest supporters
it's over, they've lost the plot
will it still be around in 5 years? absolutely
will it still get you get a job? probably
will you want to keep it? who knows
the state of front end right now is so mid bell curve it actually bums me out
is SaaS the future? I don't think so
if you're just getting started in comp sci there's such cooler things to learn right now imo, like embedded systems + ai, robotics will be a super promising field I think, worth checking out
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Breaking News Jack.
Lukita
probably some optimization by @McDonalds for faster time-to-paint or something like that right?
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on the next app i build i will definitely be using:
- computer
- internet
- chatgpt
- banjo
- size 5 diapers
- butter
- milk
- eggs
- trash bags
- rust
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idk how much money this courtroom artist lost in FTX's collapse, but im just gonna go ahead and assume it's a lot
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32KB of RAM put humans on the moon and we're over here arguing about tailwind
we should be ashamed of ourselves
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Nobody in tech really gets it so let's throw some numbers at this sucker
My friend, borderline alcoholic, who should probably reassess most of his life choices is running a 3 man trimming company clearing 50K a week
And you're out looking down on trades while promoting software
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