My mom is like melting the fuck down about Charlie Kirk like actually grieving crying real tears. She didn't even cry when her uncle died. We are Canadian what is happening
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The FULL quotation:
"FIVE GUYS, though known for their flavorful burgers and hand cut fries, leaves something to be desired both in the soul and the wallet."
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Thst is sooo much fucking work to make perhaps $100 in a day, these people will be saying "aight these trash men had a point" on day 3 lmfao
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"She chose to stay" under a video of her getting her ass beat trying to leave. I FUCKING hate you worthless fucking pieces of shit.
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I'm a barista and this is how every single "I'll just have a black coffee!" motherfucker orders
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Uh bella this is lowk ableist #pablumatic
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It reminds me of when tim Hortons was boasting that their breakfast sandwiches contained "fresh cracked eggs" lmao marketing is insane
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I have been saying this for years. Whenever I see an idiot on here the thing that disturbs me most is that I drive alongside people like this every day. It's a miracle any of us are alive
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The left has no idea what they've just unleashed. I'm about to get madder online than ever before. My slur output will increase by 30%, my daily screentime will increase by 1 hour. And, most significantly, there's been a change of plans. I *will* be alive on my 21st birthday.
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I work at a coffee shop and the number of people who respond to "hi, how are you today" with a flatly stated coffee order is astounding lol
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The replies to this are insane. These people legitimately have no idea how the world works
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Good fucking god, will you people PLEASE crawl back into whatever putrid hole shit you out
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It's so expensive to do that too it's basically just an announcement that your family is rich
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I was scrolling through the TL last night feeling so fucking sad, like extremely low down, and then I saw a tweet referencing the "thousand island stare" malaprop and I'd never heard it before and my depression was completely cured, guts hurt from laughing
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If you read his other comments he is indeed blaming Cassie Ventura for her own mistreatment which is in effect defending Diddy. Don't worry about me on the road babe, youre the one who isnt reasoning properly
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No it didn't change them. The rules are the same as ever, there's a new vaccine and now it's included in the rules. This really isn't hard to grasp
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I actually think it was most likely an insane white supremacist who thought he wasnt racist enough. That's like orders of magnitude more likely than "a communist"
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I'm not making statements about what anyone should do. Just saying that if the violence you spend your life justifying is the thing that kills you, probably your ideological opponents won't be very sympathetic
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I just think this guy is being dishonest. If he really does agree with me that's great !
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Told my friend that a customer at work gave me a handwritten love poem the other day. Friend was like "Omg Im sorry that happened, you deserve to feel safe at work" I was like ??? I should receive multiple love poems daily actually?
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It's actually weird though. DEEP in a reply thread on here Thursday night, I saw a clip of him having a really sort of open and warm exchange with a trans man. I was like uh... why arent they posting clips like these, since they appear to actually exist?
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My absolute favorite Jeopardy moment was this one time an answer was "bottle feeding" and the respondent said "what is.. uh.. using a, uh.. bottle, to feed a baby." And Alex sort of wryly chuckled and said "Okay, we didnt need your dissertation"
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Based on your initial reply I assumed you were a Kirk fan, I was testing you for ideological consistency
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I think it's good to talk about dysgraphia it's more common than people think and it's sort of an executive functioning issue too. It's an interesting problem and nothing to be ashamed of. My son has a scribe at school sometimes!
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Yeah I'm definitely talking about your deluded groyper rage jerk off fantasy. For sure! 👍
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When you're split custody, certain specialists need permission from both parents before they'll see the child. I've run into issues like this myself with my own son
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Brigitte Bardot is such a funny example too... famously, she embraced aging naturally. Here's her at roughly the same age Pam is now.
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Mother to an 8 year old. The 6/7 meme is going to make me commit suicide. Im sorry everyone.... goodbye
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Someone just said to me "you are 31" as an insult and I was like, being 19 and thinking your opinion matters is probably more embarrassing, especially when your opinion is that young is old
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Im being canceled for falsely and jokingly claiming this guy's first grader is actually 16 😭😭😭
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There are no intelligent right wingers, there are only "dumb guy's idea of a smart guy" right wingers
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It's hilarious that when they said "The left has no idea what's coming" what they meant was that they're gonna tattle on you. I can't even take this candy ass horseshit seriously lmao
Vance: "When you see someone celebrating Charlie's murder, call them out — and, hell, call their employer."
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What point do you think youre making? What does what you are saying actually have to do with the topic at hand?
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It does?! Wow! What else do you know... If I hand you my palm, can you tell me how many children I will have?
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Going viral for discussing Charlie Kirk's death means there are hundreds of chuds in my mentions insisting that my mother doesnt love me because I am a failure. Meanwhile, the shot fired at Charlie Kirk killed him instantly. His death has caused me more suffering than it did him
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You know full well most people dont do this, and that if everyone started tomorrow real agrarians wouldnt be able to keep pace with demand.
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How sick are you? You think its good they're willing to let their child die because they refuse to take proper care of her and get her fucking vaccinated?
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You should stay completely out of the public if talking to the coffee grunt like a human being is too much effort for you
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So the basis of your position is that you're just deciding for yourself that people who disagree with you are actually lying? How could you know this?
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Lol, I'm glad you said this-- it's driving me nuts the way people talk about being immunocompronised like it's a marginalized identity
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My favorite thing is that it never dawns on them that this is 14 year old behavior. They're supposed to outgrow it
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When I was canvassing it was the same thing. If an old person came to the door I knew I would probably be there for awhile lol. But I didnt mind. Getting paid to shoot the shit with strangers rules lol
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*me & my 8 y/o going home after I kill 1000 strangers to save him in the trolley problem*
Son: Can I play roblox when we get home
Me: Not tonight buddy
Son: You always say no!! I never get anything I want!!
Me: You entitled little ingrate. I killed one thousand strangers for you
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At this point I'm convinced they think it's a replacement for activism. No i didn't do any organizing locally but I did tell off my elderly aunt bunny for wrongthink
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