Politics, elections, stuff. Bad speller. KISS fan, all around pop culture guy. Be prepared for bad food takes #ActuallyAutistic

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This is my new pinned tweet
The best part about following @DrewSav on election nights is the amount of interesting data he sends into my feed, regardless of partisanship. But when it’s not an election night? Random state district voting maps, 007 takes, and questioning pols about Ninja turtles. Love it.
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Meanwhile Joel Osteen lives like this
In the 12 years of his Papacy, Pope Francis lived in room 201 of Casa Santa Marta. This was his room
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This room is not the one of Pope Francis. Here is a picture of his room : dailymail.co.uk/femail/article
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This is Kim Kardashian's house. la.curbed.com/2018/1/5/16856
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First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’ In theaters in June 2026.
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This is what Mr. Krabs would have done at Jan. 6
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
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If Kamala Harris did this there would be thinkpieces about how out of touch Dems are with the working class.
My politics are whatever this is
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Male body standards have grown increasingly unrealistic in Hollywood. The main characters in the original Jurassic Park were all normal looking middle aged people. The new protagonist is some super buff guy for whatever reason.
Jonathan Bailey training for the new ‘JURASSIC WORLD’ movie.
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Opposition to lab grown meat is just mindless hysteria. If we can recreate the taste and texture of meat without any of the associated negatives, people should be happy. If we no longer have to raise and slaughter billions of animals a year that would be great for our planet.
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Alcatraz closed in 1963. It is a museum. It can not be reopened.
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Raw milk is disgusting. We live in a first world civilized society and people are actively choosing to consume milk riddled with E. coli and listeria. Pasteurization is not some evil sorcery. It just kills the dangerous bacteria you morons.
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Band Geeks is the last SpongeBob episode aired pre 9/11. It aired September 7, 2001.
This iconic moment from “Band Geeks” is not only considered to be the greatest moment from SpongeBob SquarePants, but was also voted as the greatest moment in Nicktoons history.
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Let's say I paid $200 for a prescription. A 650% decrease would mean the company that made the drug paid me $1,100.
Dr Oz: "Drugs for lung diseases are discounted massively. The president highlighted 650%. Significant discounts ... "
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This country is just unbelievably cooked.
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Trump begging Biden to get back in the race tells you everything you need to know about where things stand.
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There would be a massive media uproar if Kamala Harris tweeted like this
Replying to @krassenstein
I don’t give a shit what you call it
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Completely indistinguishable from parody
When I first learned a toilet like that existed inside the White House, I was horrified President Trump is making the People’s House more elegant and beautiful for generations of Americans to come!
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Vice President of the United States
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I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in Florida.
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God I can't wait to see this bulldozed
GRAND OPENING: Rose Garden Club 🇺🇸
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What does he mean fourth time?
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There exists a huge double standard in this country where Dems are expected to denounce random people but the Speaker of the House can say stuff like this.
Mike Johnson declares Governor Newsom "ought to be tarred and feathered"
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This shtick was briefly funny but I assumed he would actually stop dressing like a slob. Really, it's very embarrassing.
Well, it is a black tie dinner!
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Newt Gingrich dropped out eight years ago and owes $6 million.
Kamala Harris reportedly owes $1M in bills from failed presidential run trib.al/s4HyvlL
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Some people in the replies are mad but Gandhi has led India in every Civilization game despite the fact that he held no office.
The Freedom Fighter. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐮𝐛𝐦𝐚𝐧 leads unstoppable movements in #Civ7! Get a First Look at her unique abilities: 2kgam.es/4gg8bDt
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Because of the RFK endorsement women are telling me they are willing to publicly say they’re voting Trump for the first time
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Anyone who is not a police officer that is standing outside a school with a gun should be locked up.
It's back to school season and our well regulate militia in Virginia is out there flexing their guns because they're offended by the sheriff or some other grievance. Who knows.
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If you are voting today please remember the proper voting procedure. Pants go all the way off in the voting booth but underwear must remain on at all times.
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It's getting very noticeable how Vance is campaigning much more frequently than Trump.
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Vance is an unusual choice in that he brings nothing at all to the ticket.
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This man has endorsed every Republican nominee for President since 2004
IT’S OFFICIAL: My wife and I have switched our party affiliation from Democrat to Republican! Ppl have long been asking, “Dov, when are you gonna leave the Democratic Party?” Well, the time has come bc the Dems have turned their back on Jews & Israel, so it’s officially done!
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Who could forget the Battle of LaGuardia Airport in 1783?
Replying to @atrupar
As @kendallybrown points out, Trump, while struggling to read in this clip, claims that the American military "took over the airports" during a battle that took place well before airplanes were even invented
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(Clarence Thomas will not voluntarily retire with a Democratic President)
Clarence Thomas is about to be 76 years old and has served on the Supreme Court for decades. He will step down at some point. I want a Democrat in office to replace him. That’s a great reason to vote for President Biden in 2024.
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Just circling back here. Did this happen?
At this point, the GOP has so devastated Walz, I wouldn't be surprised to see Josh Shapiro show up at the DNC as their vice presidential pick.
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I was voter #604 at my early voting place. I voted straight Democratic as always so that's one vote for Kamala Harris from a white guy with no college degree (yet).
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James Corden has been neutralized your holiness. Yes they still think I'm senile.
James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke has ended after 8 years.
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I wish I could go back to my old llfe where I didn't pay attention to politics. Being informed is depressing.
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Why isn't there an organized resistance to Trump this time? It's because it's been nine years of Trump. The public is thoroughly exhausted and no matter what he does he gets away with it. People are tired and demoralized.
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Boy that drone panic sure ended quickly
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Riley Gaines is a lunatic and a loser. She finished in 5th place. She didn't lose because there was a trans swimmer.
Strong testimony from @Riley_Gaines_ speaking to our Judiciary 1 on Fairness in Women’s Sports Act #ncga #ncpol 🏊🏻‍♀️🏊🏻
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I think if Harris loses there is basically no chance the Democratic nominee in 2028 is anything but a bland moderate white guy
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DEI is when Black person exists
This is Baltimore’s DEI mayor commenting on the collapsed Francis Scott Key Bridge. It’s going to get so, so much worse. Prepare accordingly.
Community note
Brandon Scott was elected as Mayor of Baltimore in 2020 with > 70% of the vote. He did not come in to office through any DEI practices, appointments, etc. ballotpedia.org/Mayoral_electi
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There is a huge disconnect between Democratic leaders and Democratic voters. Democratic voters want their party to fight but the leaders shrug
Schumer signals Democrats won’t pick a shutdown fight ow.ly/icJe105ZbWT
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When Democrats win power, they're told not to govern for fear of upsetting conservative voters. When Republicans win power, there's no expectation on them not to do the same but for liberal voters. One party simply believes the other has no right to govern.
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This is literally Ron DeSantis watching the unboxing the first shipment of the Pfizer vaccine. apnews.com/article/florida-c…
“We can never allow ‘Warp Speed’ to trump informed consent in this country ever again.”
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This is what will bother Trump the most. He's just not ratings gold anymore.
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You don't see archdukes getting assassinated anymore and you know why? It's because nobody wants to work
Gavrilo Princip was 19 when he killed Franz Ferdinand??? What am I doing with my life???
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Why would Dems only steal one race and not the rest?
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Walz has the highest favorables of anyone on either ticket. Why this is still being litigated is beyond me. The Walz pick was clearly a success.
Nate Silver: “I’m from the Midwest, so I thought the football coach/suburban dad shtick was kind of funny at first, and then wears a bit thin. So I would have picked Shapiro, taken the point in Pennsylvania.” puck.news/nate-silver-solves…
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Just insane that every House Republican voted against a wildly popular bill.
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Scott Greer was fired by the Daily Caller after he was caught writing for an alt-right blog under a pseudonym.
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This idea that Tim Walz is the worst VP pick of the 21st century is nonsense. Edwards, Lieberman, Palin, and Vance were all bad choices. Walz was a perfectly fine choice. There exists a winner's bias where people declare all winning candidates and losing ones bad.
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NYPD just deleted this
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Whenever Trump is spiraling someone pulls the emergency Rasmussen lever to give him a serotonin boost.
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Hello fellow working class big mac enjoyers
Got a little hungry on the road in Iowa… Good thing I spotted the golden arches!
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This poster went so hard
The best kind of movie poster is a teaser poster and I will not budge on this.
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"sir the Klan has gone woke"
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Honestly I'm just completely dumbfounded by most of the results. This election has upended almost everything we thought we knew.
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It's a fairly reasonable assumption that when a Democrat is President again in the future the Supreme Court will suddenly care about executive power. They will be a major obstacle to enacting any policies.
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When Disney+ launched it was $6.99 a month with no ads. It will now be $18.99 a month with no ads.
Disney says it’s raising the price of its Disney + plans. Up $2 for the ad supported plan. Up $3 for the premium plan.
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Trump is the oldest person ever elected President. He refuses to disclose detailed information about his health yet Jake Tapper is still going on about Joe Biden.
before departing to Pittsburgh, Trump spoke with reporters and the TV pooler zoomed in on his hand
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They really need to get Kamala on Hot Ones
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(She's not Speaker anymore)
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Jake Tapper has not posted anything about Trump's hands. So much for that crusade for transparency about the President's health.
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Tommy Tuberville is a former football coach who can't name the three branches of government.
Jon Ossoff, at 33, is on the precipice of the Senate with one of the thinnest resumes in the chamber since the adoption of the 17th Amendment. W/@sergenyt nytimes.com/2020/12/28/us/po…
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Their friendship is deeply fascinating.
More security for ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ .No funding for Sanctuary Cities. Cameo by ⁦@RepAOC⁩ ⁦@AOC
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Reflects poorly on Collins/Murkowski that Kinzinger who is to the right of both of them endorsed Harris but they won't.
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Now that Harris is doing an interview, the goalposts will inevitably shift to why she isn't doing a solo interview. Then she'll do that and the goalposts will shift yet to again to she's not doing an interview on [ insert network here ]
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Not to be overlooked but Democrats on track to pick up about a dozen seats in the Virginia House of Delegates tonight. Largest Democratic majority since 1989.
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"letting California decide our elections would be unfair." Most Americans will never see a candidate for President campaign in their state in their lifetime. The last time a Democratic nominee campaigned in Oklahoma was 1976.
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Replying to @AlexHilke
and they can't level the place because it's legally protected
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Fascinating
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Curious how much Biden's approval will rise now that he isn't running again.
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You're citing the New York Times
The state of Florida now has the 41st highest covid rate in the country. Cases are down 57% in the past 14 days without a mask mandate or vaccine mandates. Just sharing the data since most in the media won’t.
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Harris wins a robust EC victory because DeSantis transformed Florida into a GOP bastion would be very funny.
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Just so depressing we have to go through another four years of daily nonsense because prices were too high for some people. It's gonna be wall to wall bullshit every single day. I'm tired of it and it hasn't even happened yet.
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Joe Biden selfishly attempted to run for reelection despite his advanced age and poor health. He very nearly led his party into a generational wipeout. As a result of his poor decisions Donald Trump is returning to the White House and set to destroy Biden's achievements.
I’ll never forget how some of those who claimed to be his “friends” turned their backs on Joe Biden when he needed them most. Still pisses me off. He deserved better.
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A good indicator of where things stand is that Trump is demanding the Republican Party be reimbursed for having to spend money against Biden. They genuinely have no clue what to do now.
In back to back Truth Social posts, Trump suggests the GOP should be “reimbursed for fraud” for having to run against Biden and the next debate should be on Fox rather than ABC:
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The Democratic nominee from 20 years is John Kerry and he most certainly was not saying anything like Steve Bannon
Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz talk about Steve Bannon on the latest episode of Newsom’s new podcast. Newsom says that what Bannon says reminds him a lot of what Democrats used to say 20-30 years ago.
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John Roberts: colleges can't consider race in applications and states shouldn't consider race in redistricting but police on the other hand are free to use race.
Breaking News: The Supreme Court lifted restrictions on ICE agents in Los Angeles, allowing them to make indiscriminate stops based on factors like ethnicity. nyti.ms/4geESSt
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When Biden got things wrong or flubbed statements it was proof of cognitive decline. When Trump does it everyone shrugs their shoulders and says it's Trump being Trump. He's never expected to get facts right.
Trump: "Literally, you walk over from Iran to Qatar. You can walk it in one second. You go, boom, boom, and now you're in Qatar." Qatar and Iran do not share a land border.
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Almost every ruling is 6-3 and John Roberts will still get upset at people calling the court partisan.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rules 6-3 to allow Trump’s “pocket rescission” of $4 billion in foreign aid funding, ruling that it’s unlikely the groups suing have standing to pursue the claim and that Trump’s foreign policy power outweighs their purported harms.
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Nobody really cares that Tim Walz had a DUI in 1995. He's won five terms in the House and two terms as Governor. Pretty clear that it's a non issue.
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It has been a recurring Dem problem in recent years that lots of people believe random article = official Democratic Party position.
Dems: “Working out is right wing” “Liking hot girls is right wing” “Eating red meat is right wing” Dems today: “We need $20 million to understand why young men hate us”
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"He needs sunlight. He needs activity." they talk about him like he's a dog.
Watters: Trump needs exercise. He’s usually golfing and you’re going to put a man who’s almost 80 sitting in a room like this on his butt for all that time? It’s not healthy. He needs sunlight. He needs activity. It’s really cruel and unusual punishment
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Joe Biden is not a member of the Alabama Supreme Court. I hope that helps!
Joseph Robinette Biden is the president right now
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There are zero post debate polls because the debate happened yesterday.
The debate didn’t make a dent. Voters have eyes, ears, and pocketbooks. Life was better under President Trump and we will vote accordingly.
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Biden seems happy almost like he's .... unburdened by what has been
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EMERGENCY RASMUSSEN POLL INCOMING 🚨🚨🚨
🚨RCP Update - Harris took a narrow lead in Georgia for the first time 🔵 Harris 48.3% 🔴 Trump 48.2%
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The Biden campaign has long denied this idea that Biden planned to be a one termer and then Biden just blurted it out.
NEW President Biden to BET: “When I originally ran…I said I was gonna be a transitional candidate, and I thought that I'd be able to move from this just pass it on to someone else. But I didn't anticipate things getting so, so, so divided. And quite frankly, I think the only thing age brings a little bit of wisdom. And I think I've demonstrated that I know how to get things done for the country, in spite of the fact that we were told we couldn't get it done. But there's more to do, and I'm reluctant to walk away from that."
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A liberal seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court will not be up again until 2028. In the meantime two conservatives seats will be up in 2026 and 2027.
I've seen enough: Susan Crawford defeats Brad Schimel in the Wisconsin Supreme Court election, preserving liberals' 4-3 majority.
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Kamala Harris has a better chance at winning Texas than Trump does Minnesota
New: The Trump campaign has been expanding the electoral map and one of their top priorities: Minnesota. The campaign opened 8 field offices in the state and an internal campaign memo explains why they believe the state is in play. W/ @Alex_Roarty notus.org/trump-2024/how-ser…
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Nine years ago tonight:
BREAKING: @tedcruz has won the #Iowa Republican caucuses Watch CNNgo: cnn.it/go
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Lots of insane responses to this. Prisoners are people and they should be treated as such.
As governor, I’ll require every prison in Florida to have air conditioning.
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The most conservative Democrat in the Senate is supporting Harris
Proud to support and be all in for the next president, @KamalaHarris.
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It is now election day in Canada. If you are voting today please remember the proper voting procedure. Pants go all the way off in the voting booth.
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DeSantis: oh, what is that? Girl: an icee DeSantis: An icee? Yeah that's probably a lot of sugar huh?
At the Wayne County fairgrounds in Iowa.
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Selzer correctly identified late movement to Trump in 2016 and went against the grain in 2020 by finding Trump up solidly in Iowa, along with Joni Ernst.
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(old white people are the most reliable voters)
Lmaoooo even the No Kings rally in Atlanta is mostly white boomers. Oh they’re so cooked.
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