I admit, I first joined X to troll my MAGA brother by calling out the hypocrisy of the ppl he followed. I just didn't realize how much hypocrisy there would be.

Ok Country... i gotta ask... how on EARTH could you POSSIBLY think that Republicans should be in charge of this country? I remember a day where Republicans used to whine about kids needing to grow a pair when it came to getting 'participation trophies' and now, even when they winz they are still a bunch of losers. Seriously, can they actually go a SINGLE day without claiming someone cheated? Imagine that.. imagine being able to go a single day on Twitter without a Republican whining that someone cheated and they are somehow the victims. And this? To try to blame dems because a Republican douchebag is clearly running as far away from a Republican led report that, according to them should show that he absolutely didn't use venmo to pay for sex with a TEENAGER... the same Republican party that claims to care about the safety of children and wants to fight sex trafficking is now blaming dems because they want to protect someone accused of the very things they claim to be against. My 10 yr old knows how to loee better than Republicans know how to win... and somehow, 49.9% of the country thinks they should be in charge? I guess they all will be happy to receive their participation trophy as they spend the next 4 years whining about being the vicitm. Ok... rant over... now I just need to laugh at the idea that Matt Gaetz would have made an excellent AG! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Gaetz would have been an excellent AG! Unfortunately the Democrats cheated again and resisted and now we have amazing Pam Bondi! She will prove @realDonaldTrump was right about everything from the stolen 2020 election to J6 set up to Russian Collusion and Mueller hoax! MAGA
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Replying to @TheRealDon85
To be fair, Trump did say he was going to cure cancer... and based on his understanding of covid and covid testing, I think he truly believes that if you stop researching cancer, it will no longer exist.
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Replying to @GrantCardone
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ It's amazing that all it took for MAGA to go green was an orange moron!
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Replying to @Angry_Staffer
Trump wants to partner up with Liechtenstein to create his own organization known as the HUH??
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Replying to @Riley_Gaines_
That can literally be said about any tragic murder victim... are you saying we should start using the firing squad on all suspected murderers without giving them due process?
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Replying to @stella_immanuel
When I was a child, no one stormed the capitol because they couldn't handle losing an election... what changed?
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Congratulations on voting... absolutely bookmarking this to see how well this turns out for you! Truly hoping for the best!
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Replying to @saquon
So character doesn't matter to you? Title is all that is important?
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Replying to @Timodc
"The numbers were fake before... unless they were bad, in which case they were real... now they are real... unless they are bad, in which case, they are fake!
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Replying to @RepMikeCollins
So where exactly do you plan to deport American citizens who say things you don't like?
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Replying to @allenanalysis
"You're fired!" "Oh wait.... you're a nuclear guy? My MIT uncle said nuclear is REALLY important... I takesey backsey the whole firing thing!"
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Replying to @bennyjohnson
And I assume Trump will pardon them, right? Right????
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Replying to @MeidasTouch
Oh yeah... With Stephen Miller at the helm, these deportations are going to be 'completely fair'. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @RantyAmyCurtis
Pretty sure MAGA is the one who treated this like a joke!
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Replying to @LeadingReport
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ People can't actually believe this BS, can they? How is he going to even balance the budget when he plans to pass a tax cut for billionaires that is literally going to increase the deficit?
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Replying to @EricLDaugh
Perhaps he shouldn't have put an anti-vaxxer in charge of our health then?
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Replying to @RhonnieF
No offense to whomever is complaining, but given how many Dems stayed home on Nov 5th, allowing us to be where we are at, Kamale Harris would have EVERY right to tell the whole lot of this country to f@ck alllll the way off. She is way too classy and loves this country way to much to do that, but I would be behind her 100% if she did.
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And what do you say to these Republicans that had their PPP Loans forgiven... I mean... transferred to the American taxpayer?
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Replying to @mattkim1
Wait, what? Did you just say that spending 15 minutes working in a closed McDonald's shows he's working harder than ever to get your vote?
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Replying to @elonmusk
Should we call a new election here as well? Is that how it works? You just keep calling for a new election until you get the results you want?
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Replying to @elonmusk
The richest man in the country is going to tell us what 'homeless' means... totally relatable!
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
And yet, somehow they will still find a way to blame dems for it because they are the party of never taking any responsibility for their actions.
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Replying to @lisamurkowski
Oh cut the crap. You sold out the country in the hopes that Alaska doesn't hold it against you so that you can keep your job. You collected your 30 pieces of silver and threw the rest of the country under the bus. Well f@cking done.
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Don't Republicans want to end citizenship by marriage?
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Replying to @WalshFreedom
He has such great gut instincts that he was completely wrong!
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Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump
MAGA Says: "It was a hole-in-one".
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
"Sweetie... i know this seems bad... but you don't understand how much bacon was costing me... i had no choice!"
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Replying to @_jburden
That's pretty asinine of you to think the only people that work at hospitals are doctors. Man... ya'll can't even analogy right.
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Replying to @SecRubio @POTUS
'Stand by our allies'? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ By this, you mean Russia?
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What are you, twelve? "Yes dummy"?? You sound more childish than Trump, and I didn't think that was possible.
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Replying to @RyanGirdusky
Wait... so now you are saying the beeper comment was a joke? Weird that nobody laughed at such a funny joke. Also weird that you didn't defend yourself by saying it was just a joke while you were on air. Almost like you just thought of that excuse now.
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Replying to @BladeoftheS
So will MAGA suddenly stop supporting Teslas again when that happens? Lol
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Replying to @stella_immanuel
When I was a child, people weren't even willing to admit they were gay because of people like you.
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Replying to @Milajoy
For someone who didn't vote for eggs, you sure spent a lot of time whining about the price of eggs over the past 4 years.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Why not just force Russia to retreat? Why is that not on the table? The great negotiator can't use his 'peace through strength' mojo on Putin? He scared to stand up to Putin?
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Replying to @JDVance
So wait... you acknowledge that he is a racist troll... and you also acknowledge that you are totally cool giving this racist troll complete access to our treasury department. You should put that on a t-shirt.
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Replying to @Saorsa1776
I remember when I was a kid and accidentally ended up in NY without my parents... I ran into Donald Trump.. I said 'excuse me sir, where's the lobby?' and that majestic man told me... he said 'down the hall, to the left'... I will never forget that. Still have tears running down.
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Replying to @joncoopertweets
It is amazing watching so many on the right praising Trump for that. It's sick!
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Replying to @danzu72
Is it wrong of me to be laughing at your neighbor right now? I truly feel sorry for his mother... but can't help but laugh at him.
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Replying to @SpeakerJohnson
How many Republicans voted to censure these two? Your hypocrisy is shameful.
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Replying to @Leslieoo7
More than that... why should we pay them to read something they SHOULD have read many times before entering Congress.
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Replying to @EricTrump
Oh yeah... cuz the Trump kids are so f@cking classy!
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The irony of the whole situation is that she is a much happier person now that she is able to be herself and she will probably continue to be a much happier person... whereas you are a bitter, nasty person and will probably remain a bitter, nasty person the rest of your life. I know which of the two of you I'd prefer to be.
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Replying to @BehizyTweets
It amazes me that you all still believe everything he says considering he literally told you he's going to get it wrong. I'm sure he showed you proof before you got all worked up about this, right?
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Replying to @Acyn
Wait a minute... how on earth could his mom have gotten pregnant as a teenager? The MAGA right has ASSURED me that preventing unwanted pregnancies is just a matter of 'keeping your legs closed'.
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Replying to @IanJaeger29
Because this will help lower gas prices.
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Preparation plan?? Do you mean Trump's 'it will be gone by April plan? Or how about his 'if we stop testing, there will be no more Covid? Or how about when he made states bid against each other for PPE while he was secretly sending shipments to Russia?
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Wait, what??? Spolied brat apparently doesn't seem to remember what it was like to get a taxi...
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Replying to @ronsterd89
πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Brilliant to include Heinz ketchup - whether intentional or not, it's a great dig at Trump!
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Replying to @briantylercohen
"Everyone should have to pay to file their taxes... it puts hair on your chest and it's patriotic." - MAGA
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Replying to @deanbphillips @X
If half our country thinks Dr. Oz should be in charge of Medicaid and Medicare and Matt Gaetz, and accused pedophile should be the Attorney General of this country, I'd say we're pretty much past the point of debate. Either progressives are going to be completely shocked if it turns out this 'made for TV' joke of a presidency ends up being successful, or more than likely, we are just going to be sitting back and enjoying the clownshow. 🍿🍿🍿 People were warned, but they very clearly need to come to this on their own.
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Replying to @mrddmia
You mean, the way the farmers are needing us to bailing them out because they voted for Trump and his tariffs which sre destroying them?
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It's in alphabetical order you dolt!
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Quite possibly, but as you point out, the helicopter WAS a Black hawk... so maybe it was the helicopter itself that was the DEI hire.
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Replying to @factpostnews
Can't wait to have President Obama wipe the floor with Trump's 81 yr old ass.
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Replying to @RealCandaceO
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Who hear will feel sorry for Candace when that woman from a foreign country takes Candace for everything she's got? 🍿🍿🍿
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Replying to @MikeNellis
For some reason, Americans can't think past 4 yr terms. Even if the Republicans destroy the economy and dems are put back in office. If everything is not completely fixed in 4 yrs, they will blame dems and put Republicans back in office to break it all over again. It truly boggles my mind.
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So like the invaders and traitors that entered the capitol on Jan 6th?
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Replying to @SheriffSF
And this is what happens when DOGE acts this way... anyone thinks they can get away with doing the same thing.
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Replying to @CraigRozniecki
Someone absolutely needs to compile a video of all the times Fox news and the GOP have said 'he should have just complied', followed by them defending this guy!
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Replying to @the_transit_guy
Because Trump is a child and a moron?
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Replying to @mrsorokaa
Thry hate Ukraine because someone told them to... if Trump suddenly did a 180 on Ukraine, suddenly MAGA would be loving on Ukraine.
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Replying to @SenBillCassidy
If only you hadn't decided to put your support behind RFK Jr. This is on you dude. Well done Doc!
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Replying to @PressSec
So, what you are saying is Trump told 1009 lies in his first month in office?
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Replying to @CramerSez
So take the damn booster. Wtf is wrong with you... you putting your partisan BS over seeing your granddaughter? Sounds like they are making the right choice here then.
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Replying to @annamlulis
He also once called Trump America's Hitler... so there's that.
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Replying to @micah_erfan
"But paying to file your taxes is patriotic and puts hair on your chest." - MAGA
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Replying to @Cernovich
Twxas had plenty of power outages during the storms. What are you talking about? It was terrible.
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Replying to @DemocraticWins
This is a great way to simply end all moronic Republican hearings.
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Replying to @EricLDaugh
Wow... imagine how badly Trump must have f@cked up the country in just 6 months for you to acknowledge that you can't win without rigging the system. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @GodlyNations
A lack of morals?
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Replying to @JamesSurowiecki
Let's also not pretend Trump was actually monitoring the situation... presumably, he was in the corner playing with his sharpies.
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Replying to @ArtCandee
πŸ‘πŸ‘ It's always a good thing to insult your audience when they boo instead of taking a step back and questioning why they are booing!🍿🍿🍿
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Replying to @bennyjohnson
How is that a bloodbath? She is basically admitting that she's got no evidence of her claim and now wants a reporter to do her dirty work for her?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Only a moron would think this was a 'bloodbath'.
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Replying to @esjesjesj
But the HELICOPTER was black... so there's that!

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I don't understand those of you that are saying "I love you but... " This is who she is... this is who she has always been. It's not the first time she's crossed a line and it won't be the last.
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You love corruption when it's your guy doing it!
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Replying to @DaysLeft4Trump
Please say there is a countdown ticker that I can use as my windows background?!
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Replying to @PhillyD
I personally question, at least on Twitter, whether many of the accounts were fake, meant to stir people's emotions. Even now, I see responses still saying that VP Harris would be no different than Trump... I have to believe those are fake accounts.
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Replying to @JDVance
So hey... since Congress seems ok misgendering people, can we start referring to you as Mrs. Vance?
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Replying to @TheOnlyDSC
So you show a picture that consists of mostly Irish and Italian folks, many of whom were immigrants that people like you wanted to throw out of the country because they were... stealing jobs from Americans??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I don't think you are making the argument you think you are here.
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Replying to @GenoVeno73
Ooh ooh... I know this one cuz I've asked that very question... my favorite answer was 'to make Trump look bad' to which I responded "he had just lost the election.. he was looking plenty bad all on his own... no need for us to help!"
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Replying to @dpakman
Wait, what??? But but but... he promised!! Can't wait to see all the MAGAs defend this by moving the goalposts or claiming they knew he wasn't ACTUALLY going to do it.
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ They are so desperate to keep the lie going they are going to bring Elon Musk into this??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @allenanalysis
So the answer is yes... we are now an oligarchy.
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Replying to @LucasSa56947288
Don't let the Big Apple hit you on your ass on your way out the door!
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Time for a change?? So you voted for the guy that added $7.8 trillion to the national debt? I don't think you understand the meaning of change.
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Replying to @LindseyGrahamSC
Wow... you would be a much better human being if you just released whatever blackmail Trump has over you so that you could go back to defending Ukraine over Russia. This is just pathetic to see.
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Replying to @CharlieK_news
Yes... MAGA would absolutely believe that the downfall of America was when we voted in our first black president.
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Replying to @WhiteHousePost
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚The party of free speech wants everyone to sit down and shut up. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @NewsWire_US
He could put them up at Mar-A-Lago!
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Replying to @SenBillCassidy
No no no... you don't get to pick and choose which Trump disasters you support and which you don't. You are responsible for this mess, INCLUDING what is happening at the FBI. You feckless cowardice is why this is happening. Stop being a coward and own it.
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Replying to @Milajoy
So what you are saying is that you were ignorant of everything going on around you in the 70s and 80s. I mean, I get that being an excuse when you were growing up, but did you literally not learn ANYTHING that happened during those 20 yrs of ignorance?
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Replying to @TheMaineWonk
I'm surprised they didn't line it with that sticky fly trap stuff and claim that anyone who tries to climb it will ends up getting stuck on it.
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Replying to @DonaldJTrumpJr
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Trump and Vance having temper tantrums is not 'showing strength'!
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Replying to @mattvanswol
Thank God... because I know all 10,000 of those American citizens were most concerned about whether their being fired would negatively impact you.
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Replying to @ZeekArkham
Ah yes... I remember how well MAGA treated police officers on Jan 6th! That must have been a proud day for you.
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Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Things like this are going to be the only things that help get us through the next 4 yrs.
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Replying to @EvanAKilgore
Here's an even more serious quesiton... why are you so desperately looking for a reason to stay with him after this? This is like an abused wife looking for reasons to stay with her abusive husband.
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