I want to tell children the dragons can be beaten. In the meantime, I'm trapped in the World Wide Web, crying out for help. He/Him
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BLANKET STATEMENT: I’m a straight, white, cis dude. If I’ve ever said anything on here that makes you uncomfortable, I’m truly sorry.
I just love people a lot, is the thing. But I do NOT want to be creepy, and please tell me if I’ve been creepy to you so I can apologize.
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I mean the prequels are obviously rife with problems, but this IS pretty much what happens. The Jedi teach repression and detachment, rather than any healthy way to deal with emotions, and as a result he doesn’t know how to deal with Padme’s mortality and becomes Vader about it
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There’s a delightful comic where Clark is disguised as Bruce Wayne so Bruce can be off doing Bat-things, and Deathstroke shows up to assassinate Bruce Wayne and hijinks ensue
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A surprising number of people out here defending Dog Guy. I’m a dog person but the fact that they are making zero attempt to restrain the dog in this scenario is textbook irresponsible dog ownership.
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And no one’s suggesting you should pay fast food workers as much as doctors. Just enough to live on.
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“Being silly in a video game breaks immersion for me in a Zelda game, a franchise that has famously never done anything silly ever.”
—people who take video games way more seriously than video games have ever taken themselves
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Feels like they’re trying to say they agree with all of us about the OGL but are under some sort of NDA or other contractual obligation not to say anything.
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Even if that were true . . . He still donated millions and millions of dollars to charity this year. He worked at his job FOR FREE so that people in need to could have that money.
He can virtue signal all he wants. Look at all that virtue he has to signal.
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The best player to wear a Broncos uniform is Peyton Manning. The best Bronco ever is Elway.
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I feel like “he said he wanted to do the thing, then weeks later did the thing” is relevant
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No no, every government on Earth is involved in a vast conspiracy about a non-existent virus for the express purpose of getting Trump out of the White House.
/sarcasm
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I was grinning ear to ear through this whole episode. Superman gets to be Clark Kent again.
Snyder—and most live-action adapters of Superman—made a movie about a godlike alien being, not a himbo from Kansas, and that’s where everything went wrong.
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The fact that he’s hammered 90% of the time and still doesn’t end up banging every mortal woman he sees does make him better than the rest of the male gods
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“Lamar can’t win a playoff game” -> Lamar wins playoff game -> “Lamar won’t win the big games”
“Lamar can’t throw” -> Lamar top 5 in passing -> “Lamar got lucky on 40% of his passes”
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Have you never seen a movie that was absolutely incredible but destroyed you emotionally and so you can’t bear to watch it again?
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“Born again,” while also being a comic story title, also references DD’s Catholicism, AND “Rebirth” calls to mind DC stuff
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Beedle is not cursed. Beedle is an Elder God in his own right, he simply chooses to reincarnate because otherwise, who will speak for the bugs?
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Honestly the Lions. Maybe Pickett will turn things around for the Steelers but they’ve looked BAD since Watt went down.
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Darth Maul got cut in half. Palpatine got thrown into an exploding Death Star reactor. They both came back
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Are those not worth six points?
And if it’s so easy why doesn’t Daniels also have ten?
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There’s a lot of full adults who don’t remember it now, that’s inevitably going to happen. The natural passage of time
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Never use any medicine or any preventative measures at any time, ever. Your immune system will protect you.
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The police tried to de-escalate until they were forced to return fire, and both of the kids are still breathing.
Amazing how they can do that when they want to.
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$50k is more than I make in a year. If I was making $50k a month, I would be paying for every time I was out with my friends and not expecting them to ever pay it back.
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I think most people on the west coast are just frustrated that, now that it’s NYC, people are talking about it as a climate emergency (which it is) and in 2020 it was largely “eh, it’s just CA, that’s what happens there”
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My favorite is the Gerudo in Kara Kara Bazaar who says “I will hunt you down” if you step on her counter
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You know Trump is too? And only one of those two men have any integrity, and I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the one currently in DC.
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Almost like maybe there are multiple kinds of character arcs!
Almost like maybe the experience of women is DIFFERENT from the experience of men!
Crazy.
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Yeah, we should just let players spot the ball themselves, what could possibly go wrong?
If that’s the rule, Samuel got the first down and it’s all irrelevant anyway. Since the refs don’t spot the ball.
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Yay BDG! I was afraid we wouldn’t seem him much when he didn’t pop up in the Make Some Noise trailer.
Also Ify, Rekha and Oscar . . . That’s a pretty great cast!
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Dozens. DOZENS.
500,000 people have died of Covid in the US alone, and you’re going to nitpick dozens.
I don’t know who you think is powerful enough to get the entire world to fake a pandemic and this many deaths just for their agenda.
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Micah Parsons is a true Cowboy.
Dominant the first half of the season and then disappears when it matters.
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Our hospitals are not overrun because we stayed at home. When a preventative measure has the desired result, that doesn’t mean it was unnecessary.
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Looking forward to hearing that a close win over the Panthers is cause for deep concern for the Eagles, a week after it was proof of toughness for the Chiefs
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So just to be clear, if someone has a bad game and STILL comes in clutch at the end to win, that’s a point against them?
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I feel obligated to say that Alex is Canadian—but of course he can be a treasure for both Canada and the USA.
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I think it’s largely because A Knight’s Tale tells you from the first shot that it isn’t trying to be accurate. You don’t open your movie with a trumpet playing Queen if you want people to take it as a serious period piece
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I wrote a paper my freshman year of college arguing that Clytemnestra was actually the heroine. I stand by it
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Schmidt was literally the epitome of a poor person who believes he’ll be rich and so wants all of these cool benefits for the rich so they’ll benefit him one day, it makes perfect sense. Winston being a cop less so
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He finished with 119 and if he’d actually kept running there he would’ve had around 180
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Yeah, there are literally people making laws in America to not teach about race in school.
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The fact that “animation is cinema” discourse doesn’t start with Akira every time is mind-boggling. I don’t think there’s been an animated movie since that wasn’t influenced by it in some way.
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The difference is the time period, T2 is considered a classic now but was a shallow popcorn flick in its time like Marvel is now.
Not to say all Marvel films will be viewed as classics in ~50 years, but I think a few of them will.
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I’m hardly a meteorologist but isn’t she stating that some clouds there aren’t “natural” because she’s looking at two different types of clouds?
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We’ve seen him smiling and having fun with his teammates, he just doesn’t put on overly friendly airs with the media.
He’s the perfect foil for Sirianni. Nick is overly emotional, Hurts is overly business-like. I love em both.
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For what it’s worth, this was probably a 10-point swing in what’s now a 16-point game. That’s a huge impact on the game.
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What if there was another big moment in one of the books where a woman took a potion that made her biologically male, but continued to use she/her pronouns for her, suggesting that her gender identity isn’t actually tied to her physical attributes?
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Zac is the most efficient comedian I’ve ever seen. He picks his moments so carefully and does so much with so little.
And his timing is impeccable.
#EmmyforGameChanger
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Still waiting for the prequel, Super Luigi Iliad, about the war to conquer the Flower Kingdom
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“I faced such hatred that it is difficult for you to even imagine,” says man who participated in the slaughter of six million people solely because of their ethnicity
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When did Colin Kaepernick do those things? I remember a lot people got mad at him for peacefully asking that maybe Black people don’t get murdered?
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You’re right. Death is considerably worse than losing your job, so the anti-vax argument is a much weaker one than the mandate one.
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Racism is patriotic.
You’re real close to understanding why Kap knelt for the anthem.
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And then everyone in that neighborhood went into Eagles threads and said “lol rent free”
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A local restaurant in my area had one that essentially said “no mask, no service” but ended with “We are not interested in arguing about this; if it upsets you please feel free to go home and yell at your microwave.”
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I remember when the Eagles just decided not to block him and won in a game where he did basically nothing.
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As I understand it, it comes from the sexist place of “a woman’s purpose is to have children,” so using contraceptives deprives women of their ability to fulfill that purpose
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Ed Reed had the benefit of being a safety. Hard to lead the league in interceptions when nobody’s throwing your way.
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Something tells me the Ravens won’t get the same criticism for LOSING to the Browns as the Eagles did for beating them in a close(ish) game.
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Once again the criticism of Jalen Hurts must begin with the word “if,” because looking at what is doesn’t fit your preferred narrative
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I feel like the difference is that this movie clearly didn’t take itself too seriously, whereas Sherlock was incredibly self-serious
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This is Q Mitchell’s signature dance (27), he would do it even when the rest of the defense was doing something else. So now they’re all doing it with him
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Tell me you’ve never read an X-Men comic without telling me you’ve never read an X-Men comic
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Please start the first session by looking dramatically into the camera and saying, “Fire.”
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What was embarrassing about this game? Y’all are so desperate for the Eagles to be bad that you’re trying to convince yourselves they got crushed in a 38-35 game.
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Bell’s been in the league 5 years and Gurley has played in 17 fewer games. The best ability is availability.
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If they “have a handle on it” right now, that means they don’t care and have no intention of changing everything. Disgusting.
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There’s a difference between an opinion and an informed opinion. Laura is asking for people to not jump to conclusions without being informed, which I think is pretty reasonable.
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Clement got possession of the ball while his back foot was still down, so he got two feet in.
Ertz takes three steps and leaps into the endzone.
Both were catches.
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