Dirtbag Professional Outrage And Swear Machine Making Assertions they/them
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off the charts levels of dudes rocking
you have to stick around until the end
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kylie kelce, a field hockey player, coach, and longtime supporter of the sport, takes in the american team at the olympic opener - joined by her husband, jason, in a fetching beret
Jason Kelce is an absolute fashion icon in Paris at the Olympics checking out field hockey today with his wife Kylie
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ALT I Don't Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Other People Our disagreement is not merely political, but a fundamental divide on what it means to live in a society.
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18 yr old 'had sex with' a 13 year old and so utah changed their close in age mitigations specifically to include 18yr olds if they're still in high school, turning child rape into 'unlawful sexual contact'
the 18yr old is a relative of the senate president
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as we enter into the holiday season, remember these non-denominational reactions
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"what if we prosecuted hunter biden??"
i mean, ok? fine? bring up bill clinton on rape charges, like LFG!
this ain't team sports to all of us
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i've seen y2k stuff go around a bunch today and i just want to say again
it wasn't overblown. lots of people worked very very hard and they were successful
Countdown To Avoid The 'millennium Bug', in the year 2000 millions of computer systems may break down simply because their programmes will not recognise the '00' in the date (1998)
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what's not talked about with the trades is most of that work will basically disable you by the time you're 50 (join a union!!). it is good money, but you have to have a plan b for when you can't do it anymore
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people keep saying "went outside"
and not adding the other parts
we were by and large allowed to congregate outside and there were free or mostly free places we could hang out. there were arcades and 2nd run movies. 3 teens in an area didn't automatically summon the police
People 30+ what use to keep y’all entertained since y’all didn’t have social media back in the days ?
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"the wonderful company" should you want to change your shopping habits
One billionaire couple owns almost all the water in California.
In 1994, the Resnicks secretly seized control of California’s public water supply.
Now their companies use 150 billion gallons every year while working class people suffer under drought conditions.
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"i don't have a cat" is perhaps my favorite genre of pet pics
and gosh what a gorgeous cat
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one of the guys who used gamergate to create the alt right lists as his radicalizing moment that time his mom held him down and made him take medicine so he would literally stop shitting himself
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you ever dated someone who used aggressive driving as a threat with you in the car?
Sen. John Fetterman is at fault for a car crash he was involved in over the weekend, according to a report from Maryland State Police. wpxi.com/news/local/sen-john…
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nothing makes me more patriotic than brits thinking we care about their constraints on free speech
Rose Hanbury Fires Off Legal Letter to Stephen Colbert for Prince William Affair Joke ow.ly/kcPo105mZGt Click the image for details:
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"Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her"
"Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him"
"Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face."
"Pitt subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children."
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coca-cola isn't on the BDS list for "making donations to israel" - they're on there for operating in illegal settlements and stealing water/land from palestinians
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i am SO glad i got out of family photography when i did
tho i did do a cute cowboys and robbers set up where the parents were 'tied up' and the 2 young kids were holding ends of the rope
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american farmers (like, actual farmers, not millionaires breaking every labor law they can) are importing trucks from japan bc the monstrosities on the right aren't working trucks
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as literally every sex worker/sw advocate said - companies will build the brand on sex worker's effort and then ban them from it as soon as they bring enough value
fuck every single 'celebrity' who used it as a grift to get it here
Onlyfans to Pivot Away From Pornography, Seeking $1 Billion USD Valuation hypebeast.com/2021/6/onlyfan…
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he nearly killed fka twigs multiple times. he assaulted (his wife and mother of their daughter) mia goth on camera.
and is that jon fucking voight holding his hand?!?
tell me again how women's rights have gone too far
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i have great luck with "oh we don't say that anymore" tbh
honestly this is advice everyone on here could use. don't tell your conservative parents that theyre being transphobic or whatever, because they don't understand that and will reject the premise. just tell them that theyre being a dick. everyone knows what being a dick is
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dear straight dudes calling their girlfriends pillow princesses bc she "just lays there."
she can't be a pillow princess if she's not getting off
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dementia tests should really start when we're 40 or so. make them part of the process and no big deal. creates baselines and doesn't have to be introduced after there's an issue...
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perlman pissed on his own hands before he fulfilled the demand he shake weinstein's hand at a charity receiving line
pretty sure he can back up his talk
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reminds me of this incredible icon proving to a judge her underwear could not have shown her vulva, as she was charged with
ALT white exotic dancer bent at the waist, skirt pulled up, showing her briefs to the judge, 1983 florida
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where is the 14yr old rape victim? what support does she have? anyone adopt her? was she given the option by this christian man to keep her child and have all the support given to her to do that? or did he just steal her baby?
See her? Take a really good and long look. I met her, yesterday. Her mother is a 13-year old girl who was raped. See him? He's the Christian man who convinced the girl to let her live. Then, he adopted her.
Take a good look, Pro-aborts. This is how you redeem an evil situation.
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been trying to work out how to say this
to stop mask mandates before we ensured all "essential workers" are vaccinated is fucked up
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the 8th grader wanted her mom to report it AND a friend of the 18yr old reported it (!!)
the DA wouldn't plead down (!!)
the law changed (not retroactive)
the plea came thru
the judge recused himself (!!)
the deal deal got done
1wk in jail, probation, no sex offender list
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do people know wishlists are not "i expect every single thing on this list" and/or demands you buy them the most expensive thing on it? also do teens have a general idea of budget for their gifts or are you mocking them for not reading minds?
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i still say one photo of kate surrounded by fluffy pillows and a 'thank you for all your well wishes' note months ago would've never started speculation
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basically everything that sucks about being in public is to punish homeless people for existing and rests on the shoulders of jim crow
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[cw: child abuse, csa]
the entire idea you can get STIs from toilet seats is based on rich drs not wanting to believe their rich clients were raping their children
it also underpins all bathroom panic, especially jim crow laws
Yall 26 and sexually active and still think you can contract an STD from a toilet seat and i blame George W Bush
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apparently a lot of people need to hear this?
it fucking sucks to "develop fast." no one is looking for the attention that having tits at 9yrs old brings. it doesn't stop being awful when you're 15 and stacked
and it's not just the boys/men. girls/women are VICIOUS about it
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the way women are trained to ignore the costs of their literal bodies so they can say something like 'breast milk is free'
and that doesn't even get to how many people who give birth literally can't...
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cranberry sauce of any variety is so fuckin good when you're stoned - the right amounts of tart and sweet and weird on your tongue
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i guess i didn't realize i needed to say this
i'm not referring to end of the world cultists and shitty mainstream news
i mean the actual problem and the actual work
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pregnant/new mom gift that isn't focused on the baby and isn't some weird bath and bodyworks scent bomb thing and isn't "finally i can be a wine mom!" thing?
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"he's a ephebophile, not a pedophile" centers the INTERESTS of the RAPIST OF MINORS
they raped girls. they probably raped boys. they raped minors. these are not "romeo & juliet" crimes. they trafficked children to rape them and paid them to shut them up.
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not even universally loved! stephanie myers took the money and shut the fuck up - 'oh you think it's horrifically racist and stuffed with misogyny and that i want to bone joseph smith/adam/jesus/adam-god? well i simply can't hear you over ever growing giant pile of money'
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oh dang, i know a couple of those stories!
"soooooo, turns out you're one of 20 people who knows what to do on this ancient software/equipment and if it doesn't get done, well....bad things. very bad things. where do we pull up the dump truck of cash?"
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sorry to keep reporting from fb land. i'm fighting the man as it were over there rn
someone just asked
"did shakespeare do drag in front of children?!?"
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ok. pleasantly surprised at biden
and very confused at the people who think this is complimentary or fawning - we gotta start teaching context clues again
ALT “I’ll never forget the first time I met Dr. Kissinger. I was a young Senator, and he was Secretary of State—giving a briefing on the state of the world. Throughout our careers, we often disagreed. And often strongly. But from that first briefing — his fierce intellect and profound strategic focus was evident. Long after retiring from government, he continued to offer his views and ideas to the most important policy discussion across multiple generations. Jill and I send our condolences to his wife Nancy, his children Elizabeth and David, his grandchildren, and all those who loved him.
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the trans kids thing is super duper important and should be leading the conversation
but just so it doesn't get lost - arkansas also passed a bill? 2 bills? that allow doctors to deny treatment to any trans person and that insurance can deny trans coverage for anyone
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having cats means not having some things. giant table ham is one of those things.
my favorite picture of all time is from last christmas: my brother's demon cat, caught mid-jump, fiending for the costco ham while my aunt desperately tries to protect her cheese board. we had to take shifts to guard the ham
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"Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her"
"Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him"
"Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face"
"Pitt subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children"
Brad Pitt’s current run is exceptional, and keep in mind he’s about to add a Fincher film and a Tarantino film to the list.
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if you want to explain how clark kent works, just show someone photos of zooey deschanel w/ and w/o bangs
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gonna start treating men like they treat women about music and comics and film
"name 3 of barbie's friends!"
"what's barbie's full name??"
I feel like Some Men don’t understand that Ken existed so Barbie could kiss someone when she wasn’t going to the soda shop or the pool, and he didn’t get to come to those.
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they want us to hate him for being rich so badly, as if part of his appeal isn't precisely that he's a class traitor
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imagine how different the world would be if oprah wasn't fatphobic
Oprah Winfrey admits she DID use weight-loss medication for dramatic 40lbs transformation after previously DENYING she would ever take Ozempic: 'I'm done with the shaming' trib.al/qs91Wop
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he shut down his social media for a break a while back and the very first thing he did after coming back was go through her tag and like/comment on dozens of them. not even ones she posted! he was just like 'show me my woman' lolol
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"following directions" isn't the same across the board. pretending like it is is straight up murder apologia
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by the way, if you haven't been keeping up, israel might just murder greta thunberg and a bunch of other folks trying to get aid to gaza in the next 72hrs or so
palestine will be free🇵🇸
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may amanda bynes find love, healing, and peace
may dan schneider have an excruciatingly painful life and death (along with anyone else responsible)
(bynes was found naked, outside, coming down from some sort of episode - she was able to call 911 herself. she's on a 5150 hold)
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hate courtney love all you want but she's also one of the very first people to call out harvey weinstein and basically lost her acting career over it
y'all courtney love is the goo in ghostbusters 2, hate more and she grows more powerful
(to be clear, i love courtney love and those she shits on. if you think she murdered kurt you are a fuckwit)
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also a big part. can't accidentally let your ball roll into the wrong yard
the last 25ish years have been filled with so much awfulness and worse reactions
then we blame the kids for "screen time"
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TATER TOTS!!!
his stompers are off now, btw!
ALT photo of a still pissed tater tot with out his stompers
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"i was nearly aborted" stories 99.9% of the time are "i had the choice and i chose no" no matter how they're dressed up and i'm not sure why those of us who are born from that (and know it) think we get any more say on the question
like. the system works! ok?
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so often, instead of removing kids from their home, if the families just received the check the foster families get their issues would be solved
In more than 700 cases over 5 years, Georgia reported inadequate housing as the sole reason for removing a child from their family. Advocates say it would be cheaper and more effective to help families get housing. @wabenews @propublica propublica.org/article/georg…
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they literally ban groups of kids during summer days if there's not an adult right next to them
it's obscene how much freedom we've taken from them in just a couple decades
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i think what some people don't realize is these shoots are 100% planned and pushed by the mom. their faces are part of the "joke"
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"you aren't responsible for what your spouse does or says"
nah fuck that. if cheryl hines is gonna stand on stage and wave and smile while her husband goes on antisemitic and anti-asian rants, she owns it.
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this is cummins unit in arkansas
it is absolutely slavery
thenation.com/article/societ…
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i think we should be able to pull our sinuses out and like...rinse them off? bc why does my orbital bone hurt so much??
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i just realized why this 'self sufficient farm' shit pisses me off
while not saying it directly, it assumes that farming is unskilled labor. i have to think who is doing the overwhelming majority of the farm work now and historically factors
farming is highly skilled labor!
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crumple zones are good. you can totally tell. it's literally being towed bc it couldn't drive away
i can't believe these are road legal
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we are not supposed to be in the deep ocean!
we need to stay to the rivers and lakes we're used to
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colbert did not make fun of kate. her husband being a cheating asshole is a family trait and he just pointed at it.
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the shaaaaaaaaaade of it all
dolly personally signed off on this usage
back in the day elvis wanted to record it but col. tom parker said she'd have to give half of the writing credit to elvis
she politely declined
Dolly’s recording of “I Will Always Love You” is featured in Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla.
🔗: abcnews.go.com/amp/Entertain…
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