🏴☠️🏳️⚧️ hi im clo im 24 i like shoegaze | MDNI 18+ | priv for moots: @clogaze | pfp: @parasite3va
in my headphones (she/her)
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so let me get this straight. you’re a spider?
[spider] yes
and you’re gay.
[gay spider] yes
and they gave you internet access.
[gay spider] wanna be friends?
(later that day)
𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮: 𝘸𝘦𝘣𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘳
[gay spider] hiii ::::3
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bizarre font that doesnt align with the paper, insane emoji that bears uncanny similarity to the bunnies from rabbids, completely unnecessary watermark, an endearing self awareness of his naivety
this is art
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the best two weeks of my life have been turned into the cutest lesbian art i’ve ever seen
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i dont wear bras or tuck im letting everything hang bbecause [holding back tears] none of iit is really bbig eno ugh tto be probblematic
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a girl that i was tight with in middle school and last saw when i was 13 came to the show last night and she didnt recognize me until i explained who i was, she was so cutely like wait oh my god??? about it and we’re gonna go out for drinks soon to catch up :)
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if you’re trans you have to drink milk like it’s water. it’s okay if you don’t do anything else but you have to drink milk like it’s water
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> pulling out of parking garage
> see cute goth girl walking to her car
> make eye contact for a few seconds
> don’t think much of it
> drive away
> minutes later
> in a drive thru line abt to order
> get a notification
> instagram DM
> it’s her
what the hell is my life
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some moons ago i tried placing a hex on my brother to turn him into a frog and made a beginner’s clerical error and now i’m a girl
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why did the worker at the little ceasars just bring the pizza straight to my car in the parking lot and tell me that we should “hang out and do some things ;)” literally just put the pizza in the box dude please
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🎶 baby trans do do do do do do 🎶
🎶 baby trans do do do do do do 🎶
🎶 baby trans do do do do do do 🎶
🎶 baby trans 🎶
🎶 momm- [passes out]
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disclaimer : i make a ‘calorie smoothie’ every day cause im trying to gain weight , iv mentioned it to him before so hes just poking fun at it <3
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locked myself out of my apartment but the guy working the uhaul box store called me ma’am and i’ve not showered or put makeup on today so not all is lost. except my apartment. Need that haha
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little known fact: estrogen activates a sleeper gene in your dna that causes you to whimsically raise your arm when taking selfies
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hello new follower 😋
here are some things you should know .
- i am clo
- i post
- you will see my butt
- i used to be red not purple
- i dont bite [unless you want me to]
- my thirteenth-great grandmother was of the last to be hung as a witch in salem and she has possessed m-
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im not a scientist but i think there is a gene switch controlling both “likes very spicy food” and “likes pickles” and it can be flipped by taking estrogen
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and given the vitriolic takes you see elsewhere on this app, the misogyny here (women are so crazyyy 😜) reads more as playful than anything. the first sentence uses an implied acceptance of us to even set up the question so imo its kindof a masterclass in trans incl. misogyny
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one of my favorite parts of transitioning is finding an outfit that makes you feel a little euphoric and then wearing it for three days straight
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girl who is doing her best to fight off depression related to living in the deep south but its not really working most of the time
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i was like do you remember [girl i dated] and she said oh yea why and i was like remember her bf [deadname] and as it clicked her eyes got so wide and she like ran over and hugged me it was so precious
then we both admitted that we had crushes on eachother back then omg
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[shaking] hhaha no its okay bedsheets i just- wwhat exactly are you going to do with this information
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happy national girlfriend day this is my girlfriend by the way we say i love you and we have even held hands before so i would say that its getting pretty serious.
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for hire : medieval court jester
• will eat the grapes the queen doesnt want
• can juggle multiple situationships
• specializes in self deprecating humor
(handkerchief actually not that long at all)
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girl who really needs a stuffed animal thats bigger than her so she can cuddle it and imagine its one of the many women from the pacific north west that she flirts with online
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breaking news: man attacking trans woman for existing says he is “too ugly to transition,” does not seem to realize what this implies
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when the femboy grifting money dries up so i have to put a trash shein fit on and fan the flame of right-wing stereotypes at the expense of trans women
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i said the same thing to my doctor and she said yesss exactly thats the point . and then we kissed and everybody clapped
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tgirl at a show the other night lifted my pants leg to see if i’d shaved recently so she’d “know if she could call me a doll or not” … like ok gender gestapo have you ever heard of lesbians
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all i told her was that i needed to take her somewhere, to trust me - we drove deep into the rural south and all its fields of nothing, i took her hand and guided her into the forest to this - a pond formed by a groundwater spring. she took this after we bathed and kissed in it
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omg i love this so much. hits even harder when you learn the artist who painted it is a woman that stole the idea from caravaggio and did it better + it’s a self portrait/revenge story. also she put Artemis (goddess of the hunt) on her bracelet
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ive experienced this too and i really appreciate you describing it so eloquently. but also [sorry in advance, i hope you understand]
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silver lining is if i end up with like c cups or something i can quote tweet ratio my past self
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thank you sso so so much @eepylittlecat my heart is fluttering so bad its so adorableeeee i will cherish it forever mwah
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a green bed room some dead flowers and a painting of circe . what else does a girl need
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