pope francis blessed the rosary i wore when i had sex with a novice nun in the vatican rip goat
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wdym “fake”?? it’s literally not that hard to bring a rosary, have the pope bless it, get lost in the Vatican after mass, accidentally befriend a novice nun who confides her entire life dilemma and then decides to explore the youth she’d never get to experience with you
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“i gooned to you.”
dry. soulless. zero poetry.
“i touched myself thinking of you.”
intimate. reverent. hot.
send voice evidence immediately.
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people often confuse acceptance with opposition. being okay with body hair means hating its absence, supporting fat people means resenting the skinny, embracing masculinity in girls means rejecting femininity. they forget it’s about acceptance, not replacement.
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half of sex discourse wouldn’t exist if people simply acknowledged that some folks are perverts in ways that don’t hurt anyone, and that shouldn’t bother you.
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I WANT A GIRL TO DO THE KNEE THING TO ME. PLEASEEE. I AM GOING INSANE. ANY GIRL AT ALL. KNEE. THING.
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sometimes it is not weaponized incompetence your partner is just a little stupid and that’s ok
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*rocking back and forth*
I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN
I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN
I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN
I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN
I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN
I NEED TO BE BRED BY A WOMAN
I NEED-
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the only downside to sleeping next to a hot girl is having to constantly tell my body to calm tf down because i can’t keep changing underwear
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oftentimes my gf will drop the most sinful knee weakening flirt imaginable and i just answer with “wowies”
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people use the term “hypersexual” too loosely nowadays, when the actual key aspect is compulsivity. so when someone admits to behaviors or fantasies that cause distress and impairment and don’t align with moral standards, people are quick to grab their pitchforks.
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it has come to my attention that this is how some people found out the pope died and i would like to publicly apologize.
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society is slipping back into the “sex is bad” narrative, so out of pure spite, i will personally fuck every harmless pervert i can to restore cosmic balance
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guys,, nuns are human too. especially novice nuns. some still drink and smoke, have doubts, sins. it’s not hard to believe one would do something a nun not supposed to do. all you need to do is be kind and have a genuine connection with people,, not my fault you don’t go outside
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do you guys turn sadness into arousal because you don’t know how to deal with it or are you normal
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my friends found out my prayers always work and now they send me prayer requests like i’m some medieval village priest holding the fate of their crops
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I NEED A WOMAN INSIDE ME!!!!!!
doesn’t matter which part i just need one inside me.
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“i have a girlfriend, she’s in another country” doesn’t even sound like a lie anymore when a lesbian says it
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told my therapist that i decided to go monogamous from now on and she went “thank god” ????????
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got strapped so good i think i saw a glimpse of dante’s second circle of hell for a second
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getting on all fours for a woman and having her tilt my chin up to say “look at me” would fix me rn
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women should send each other innocent audios of them moaning and gasping and maybe add a little line like “ah,, it feels soo good” in the middle just casual things yk
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hi someone from my past has been threatening to leak our sex tape to everyone, so when that day comes, make sure to leave a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review because i genuinely do not care, i refuse to keep letting the same person mess with my head
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switch4switch leaves your body looking and feeling like you’ve just emerged from a battle waged through the hush of dawn
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“sun x moon yuri”
no!! yuri is moon x ocean. the moon moves, and the sea follows. she rises and falls, while the waves swell and retreat. the sea reaches, and the moon draws her back. they chase each other, and the moon watches as the tides return to her, over and over again.
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i don’t like non-culturally queer gay people. someone just asked if i became a lesbian because my last relationship traumatized me of men. if that’s how it worked, no one would be attracted to men.
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my gf ruined my furious attempt to disconnect sleep from arousal by shoving herself into me while i was half asleep unprovoked then forced me back to sleep after
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another day of waking up without fingers inside me. i’m gonna make this everyone’s problem.
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i’m a real women lover i have absolutely zero preference. femmes, butches, studs, pillow princess, touch me nots, you name it, i love em all.
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the guilt and self disgust that comes with being hypersexual will be the death of me
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apparently answering “i’m just a little creature” when someone asks why i also use it/its is not a socially acceptable answer
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i’m not monogamous or polyamorous, i’m a secret third thing where i’ll let pretty girls treat me as a collectible if they want to
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i need wlw version of grindr where i can just text someone “hi” and they know i want to hit right then and there
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i didn’t get “butchbait” tattooed on my womb just for you losers to tell me to stay out of lesbian business. are you fucking dense?
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most of you would freak out if i admit i still don’t trust myself being alone in a private room with men, because i’d probably say yes to sex even if i knew i wouldn’t enjoy it. i can’t stop myself, and it is actively hurting me
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fingers aren’t even enough i need a whole girl inside me i need her very being inside my body i need to be the personification of lesbian lust i am losing my mind
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“let me crack” is so unflattering and non poetic for something that is inherently deeply intimate and vulnerable
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in lesbian spaces, this shows up in conversation about butches who take testosterone or get top surgery. i remember how they were once rejected, but now to accept them people exclude butches who don’t transition and transfem butches. it’s not acceptance, just new exclusion.
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accidentally saw oomf jorking it and i’m sitting next to my father i’m deleting the app
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“no white ppl” obviously a lie these tits are available for everyone. but that’s how stupid gay men sounds when they put the race things.
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now that i’m medicated for my hypersexuality, i’m realizing people were right, it doesn’t actually feel good to be wanted only for sex😃
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i love blue collar lesbians. i love when they’re covered in dirt and you can see their muscles and i love their cargo pants.
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please do not they/them me lovies that hurt my feelings just a teensy tiny bit! thankies!! mwa
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transfem butches are often excluded just for you to welcome men to lesbian spaces, god save us all
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yes you can use them as drawing/painting references, yes you can put them in a locket, yes you can use it as wallpaper if that’s what you’re into. do whatever you want as long as it’s not for evil use ^^
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there’s something inherently poetic about touching yourself. the idea of being so depraved you start running your fingers onto yourself…….
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sleeping next to a girl is really cool you look next to you and thought “wow that’s a girl sleeping next to me”
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don’t you people flirt with your partners?? this is literally just a regular flirty banter…
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nobody ask “do you want to be on call while we both do our thing” anymore because of woke
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sex is great and all, but have you ever been loved so patiently that you begin to wonder if you’ve ever known tenderness at all?
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other people with bpd, how to properly explain the love-hate-love cycle to your partner
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i love getting leglocked by a pretty girl fr i don’t even need to breathe that much
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after my suicide attempt in may, i shared publicly that i was taking a break from work, school, and relationships for a while. it is now october, and i will be starting my master's next year and getting married after i graduate.
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sleeping naked so people can walk in and use me and if i’m lucky they’ll put me in a box and keep me forever goodnight
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well yes,, the country. are you thinking of the st peters basilica? because no i didn’t do it inside the church
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a degree and countless hours of research in sexual psychology, just for people to call me names because i choose to view sex through a more humanistic, empathetic lens. i’m not going to argue with you, go publish your own research and we can work it out on the academic journals.
half of sex discourse wouldn’t exist if people simply acknowledged that some folks are perverts in ways that don’t hurt anyone, and that shouldn’t bother you.
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touching yourself as if there’s an audience watching is good for you. you are born to perform.
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they should invent a type of girl who’ll get on top of you and hold you down and beat you up mercilessly
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stop using grok!! ask me your question rn and i will literally give you an equally unqualified but better answer instead!! (only one question per person for environmental reasons)
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do not fucking use my post for your character insert talking about “dyke dictator though <3” when my country is falling into fascism and we are saying this as a protest. read the room.
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fine, i’ll let go of the lesbian label. i just got out of the psych ward, i’m not in the right state of mind to deal with all the internal and external doubts. i apologize to anyone this disappoints, for the sake of my peace and healing, i’m choosing to stay unlabeled for now.
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