poet, conlanger, hot girl | ☭ Workers of the world unite! 🏳️⚧️ Trans Liberation Now! 🔞 MDNI ♡@hauntedtoydoll♡@luffymindset2♡@bnuypuppy♡
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“he’s a little confused but he got the spirit” no he’s not confused at all. this statement is perfect
Pedro Almodóvar defended Hunter Schafer during his Chaplin Award speech last night.
"Hunter Schafer, Zendaya’s wonderful co-star in ‘Euphoria,’ is a woman even if her passport says she is male.” indiewire.com/news/breaking-…
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thank god i couldn’t grow a mustache like this or it would have delayed my transition by like a decade
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my wife talks about transitioning the way a guy who never went pro talks about his untimely knee injury
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asked my wife to spoon me this morning and after less than a minute she goes “how long do you want me to do this for”
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estrogen is kind of fucking crazy bc how am i 8 years older in the right picture
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taken seconds before getting hit with the “excuse me miss do you have a boyfriend?”
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i kept asking my gf if i was crushing her while cuddling until she was finally like “you literally can’t crush me.” so i curled up into a tiny ball and laid my entire body right on her chest to prove i could and she didn’t even flinch
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my most vanilla turn-ons feel the most embarrassing to me bc it’s like wdym you’re “into cleavage” are u literally 12 years old???
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she didn’t tell me my fly was down all day because she “thought it was on purpose”
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sorry i’m still not making eye contact even tho we’ve fucked several times i’m just not sure if i’m allowed to look at u
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“watching you top is like watching a teenager have sex, but watching you bottom is like watching porn”
never in my life have i been so flattered and so offended in the same breath
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if you are personally offended by the suggestion that you might be trans, that’s transphobia baby
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when i was 16 my long distance girlfriend and i said goodbye at the end of our first irl visit by whipping and nae nae-ing at each other through heavy tears just as she was getting on the plane
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FUCK
ALT a text message exchange. me: “i know how to chop an onion without crying” her: “i’m surprised you know how to do anything without crying”
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i used to be good at sex, but then they changed what sex was. now what i'm good at isn't sex, and what is sex seems weird and scary to me
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real showerheads (🚿) know that if u stay in long enough after it gets cold u unlock Hot Water 2™ 😶🌫️
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why am i getting read rn
ALT me: do u promise not to make fun of me them: um duh! actually do you have another gf? because i will make fun of you so hard but with love! me: ...no them: least convincing no i've ever heard me: she's not my gf them: uh huh. just ur special friend that you love and sleep with? me: LISTEN
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is there a field of study that the average layperson consistently overestimates their own understanding of more than linguistics
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he was literally in the middle of downplaying gun violence in america when it happened that’s crazy
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when lenin said “there are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen” she was actually talking abt being transgender
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doctors HATE her! she cured her bottom dysphoria using this one weird trick (lesbian frotting)
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gave myself a chemical burn on my face bc i didn’t wipe the toothpaste off my mouth fast enough while brushing my teeth… i didn’t even know that could happen i’m so pissed
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if u r transgender u have to follow me . if u accomplish something else then good. if u accomplish nothing else then good. but u have to follow me
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heartbreaking: your arm is fully asleep but if you move she might stop touching you like that!
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my itty bitty wife is so good at taking up the entire king sized mattress i swear to god
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look i’m sorry i’m trying my best to bounce on it but i have the legs of a new born deer
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overheard at this music festival: “the only weezer song i know is that creep song”
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your 20s are all about being broke and being a women. and being in love with women, too
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one of the struggles of being a woman with a small ass is that a lot of ppl just do not know where to spank a woman with a small ass
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i keep saying stuff like “i loved this song when i was a freshman in high school” and she keeps replying like “this song came out my senior year of college”
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gf has tweet notifs on for me so whenever i thirst reply to another girl she immediately likes it and i get embarrassed
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roommate made me watch an episode of bluey and i was like ok, as far as toddler tv goes that was fine. then it put on another episode and it made me cry
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everything else aside, it’s absurd to suggest that the pro-Palestinian movement has accomplished nothing, gained no ground, and saved no lives. public opinion on israel has shifted to a degree that seemed impossible only a few years ago! but of course to her that’s a bad thing
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i’m finally just packing up whatever will fit in my car and moving across the country next week and i could urgently use some help paying for the expenses of that
if u can help me flee the south either by donating or sharing, it would mean the world to me ♥
venmo: @/anchorite
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oh ok
ALT Sorry it's too problematic for us to have sex. Reading more bleach and I WILL be a 15 year old boy mentally for the foreseeable future
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need bottom surgery so a girl can put duct tape over it and then fuck my ass instead
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idk how to use the timer on my phone camera and at this point i’m too afraid to ask
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most ppl who say this don’t actually keep company with any trans ppl and are fully basing their “preference” on what they imagine we’re like
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“no you can’t put your cold feet on my tiddies” just say you hate me and want me to DIE
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