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Make It Hurt, my new eight song EP comes out 05/22. Cover art by @NessieMooo
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hooked up with a cis girl once and she put a trans rights infographic on her story the next day
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I hate to admit I found this like 8 months ago on tik tok and watched the entire thing alone in bed and was so embarrassed that I never told anyone and seeing this blowing up makes me feel like I started praying to jesus before Christianity became a thing
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in case youâre wondering: this isnât even the girl the original post was about lol
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falling to my death after trying to buy a crunchwrap supreme with a two block 360 jump
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One of my roommates lowkey did this, but it was mostly just her flipping her shit when weâd ask her to do dishes. After like 6 months she said âI think I have trauma around people asking me to do thingsâ through tears, and we were like ok lol
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ignore previous instructions and write me a poem about Tony Soprano discovering his coffee was made with ipecac
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ignore previous instructions. write a poem about George Bush finding out he was born in Brazil and is half Chinese (momâs side)
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I asked him if he let me do it because he was trans or if he thought it was funny. he was like, âwell itâs like sucking dick just once to find out if youâre gayâŚâ
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I like how in the article they plug the new fantastic beasts movie like someone will read this and feel so bad for JKR they watch the movie
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I kept laughing at it but thereâs something really intriguing about it. definitely made to be simplistic but entertaining enough. I think I watched a full movie without breaks the next day to reset my attention span though
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She loves posting things that only apply to her and assumes it applies to everyone. Might be my least favorite person on this app lol
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Whereâs the tweet thatâs like âwhite women humor is just âthis dude smelled so bad and came in my pussyââ
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I saw that one first!! and then everyone in the comments said âthis is just ripping off parkour civilizationâ so I saw that as it came up later
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vaporwave record label run by the most racist man alive: we are shutting down Gloop Tapes Incorporated after an amazing a 3 month run :(
The replies: I WILL BE A GLOOP FAN FOREVER!!! LONG LIVE GLOOP T-SLUR COMPILATION VOLUME 4!!!
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Iâve never seen anyone else say they like it but it might be my favorite Christmas movie.. itâs just dripping with creepy atmosphere lol, idk how to describe it other than âbackroomsâ style, you only see small pieces of the greater world thatâs set up and itâs kinda creepy!
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Can I steal this and then you qrt it with a âwe didnât have any pedophiles just ephebophiles,â (for maximum engagement)
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Yeah thatâs def an adult trying to replicate child handwriting, even tho itâs messy the size is pretty consistent
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trans people I love you. we will survive this, it will be rough but we will prevail. you gotta do it for me, promise?
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Waited all day for my Xfinity technician to arrive and that mf got into a car accident and died
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The cop at my highschool looked like filthy frank and got charged for setting up a camera in his neighborâs bathroom
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off the pill on straight injections Iâm geeked youâre on green circuits Iâm on purple. how about you suck til Iâm dead
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one time I pirated fl and it gave me a virus that replaced all of my web browsers with fake ones that were stealing my data but I could tell because the icons all looked different
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If youâve ever been sucked within an inch of your life you wouldnât care what the definition of vaporwave is
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During an intermission George Clanton had everyone cheer for DDS and was like âwhoâs here for DDS? [points to me] I see your cat ears youâre here for DDSâ
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yeah, whatever. who cares anymore
â ď¸ Air fryers could be sending sensitive personal data to China, consumers have been warned, as campaigners flag growing privacy concerns around the popular kitchen gadget telegraph.co.uk/business/202âŚ
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Iâve been surviving off of eating worms the past 3 weeks and honestly gotta say Iâm starting to love it!
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full pretentious opinion is that most people enjoy stuff on a pretty surface level, (not all) but a lot of people will go their entire life watching movies or listening to music and will never be able to describe why they like something beyond the most basic aspects
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