i love my amazing and talented oomfie
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i snapped off my shower head because i personally found using the shower hole to be a lot easier
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i'm just really confused because although i don't even go here i could have sworn they've made this same announcement like twice before already???
🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.
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exhibit a: the original version of the "are you winning, son?" meme
the original version of memes is usually the best
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can't believe oomfs called me autistic for noticing this :-/
so i started watching skinamarink and my suspension of disbelief was immediately broken because the movie is set in 1995 and i noticed the orange brick separator amongst the lego, a piece that wasn't released til 2011
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welcome to my room haha, sit anywhere u want. why is there a sword hanging above the bed by a thread? oh it helps me sleep at night.
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we baked a cake cause we're in love btw
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okay but when people call her a necrophiliac was she actually fucking dead bodies or was it just something she had expressed interest in
Replying to @taterpilled
No, different person
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i did not enjoy watching "i saw the tv glow" i hated it actually, but i'm not saying the movie was bad. i was unaware that this was a horror movie and jesus christ is it ever scary, anyone that claims not to see the trans allegory has got to be lying because it has the subtlety
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i just beat mighty jill off
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no they don't, none of them have to go. why do you have so much hate in your heart?
One has to go forever !! Which one?
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oomf = one of my faggots
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she is sooo cute and i love her
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so i started watching skinamarink and my suspension of disbelief was immediately broken because the movie is set in 1995 and i noticed the orange brick separator amongst the lego, a piece that wasn't released til 2011
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Replying to @guckbutler
it's still an unsubstantiated accusation though????
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of a sledgehammer to the face. this movie was deeply upsetting like it's genuinely horrible and it was very hard to watch made me feel like throwing up i just did not enjoy it, i did not like it but i think that is the point like duh but wow they did an amazing job at portraying
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such a bleak and depressing and horrifying ending that will haunt me for as long as i remember this movie. i'm just rambling but thinking about this fucking movie has me tensing up and stressing the fuck out oh my god if you want to have a terrible time i highly recommend
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Replying to @cavroomliere
stuff the hole
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Replying to @JdponTransfem
people will call anything necrophilia nowadays
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Replying to @xXYoumuLoverXx
are you serious 😭
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Replying to @awawawhoami
lol how'd you know this is also my drinking water??
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Shoutout Mexican lesbians, never seen anyone love harder
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he should not call her back because she deserves so much better, like who gives a fuck what this guy is feeling when he's mortified about *gasp* being seen in public with a trans woman
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you ask one question and suddenly everyone assumes you want to fuck a dead body which i DON'T by the way
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no you didn't, you didn't really have to do any of that ☹️
therapist just asked me what "wehhhhh" means cause i kept saying it in session today and i had to explain puppy girl culture to her dude fml
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Replying to @faeiriey
i tapped out at the first post wtf???? and the "thought of you 😁" 😭😭😭
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me and my oomfies would beat this thing to death with hammers i can tell you that much
Is that how it works? 🤔
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Replying to @MuscleGaynz
like i am NOT kidding it was immersion breaking as fuck 😭😭😭
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even as a stupid kid i thought the barney hate was so edgy and annoying like i get bro you're so cool you hate the gay purple dinosaur
New ‘Barney’ docuseries on Peacock will expose the dark side of the kids show including death threats, drug rumors and intense hatred. Titled ‘I Love You, You Hate Me.’
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Replying to @LeoriSakurai
i have more tweets like this already ^_^
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i got stabbed by one of these in middle school and the way it cut through my flesh like a a hot knife through butter was actually so cool
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day in my life as a stay at home girlfriend
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Replying to @oxalisnebula
like were they watching with their eyes and ears close or..?
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me when anyone is mean to me
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Replying to @MOSSPUPPYCAT
yeah it was so hard to stomach, watching it was painful
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if sex is so great why isn't there a sex 2
What sex opinion would have you like this?
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awesome fingerless latex gloves for cool doctors who don't give a fuck
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white people love to say "dónde está la biblioteca xD"
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knife wall is looking good 👍🏽
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when my favorite oomf doesn't like my tweet
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this meme is literally shoplifter gatekeeping like wtf even is this room :-/
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Replying to @kittysmimi
millennials LOOOVE doraemon
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i swear y'all keep posting this as bait and all it's doing is making me extremely horny every time
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this is what my oomfies are made of
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Replying to @styloshka
yeah, pretty much exactly this and apparently there was a couple of other colors too :3
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also "he doesn't care" isn't the same as he's accepting or supportive in the least, the post comes across as a touch-starved creep settling for a trans woman
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me when a hot woman says "down" in an authoritative voice
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you ask one question and suddenly everyone assumes you want to fuck a dead body which i DON'T by the way
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you know what? fuck you *impregnates your car*
Protective films on vehicles inflate due to extreme temperatures during a heat wave in China, August 2024.
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the month of october killed this dude's family and fucked his wife
liking the month of october is not a fucking personality trait
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you guys i said yes 🙈🙈
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hits you on the head with this thing
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Replying to @gloomara
low key noticed that too.... though i enjoyed it for the most part
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i'm going to invent a new hormone called testrogerone
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are you stupid or you just can't read?
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don't worry johnny test is like a cockroach it can survive anything it'll be back soon
The Netflix revival of 'JOHNNY TEST' has ended (2021-2022). Source: @spongieupdates
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Replying to @metalheadnyx
it just hurt me so much, it's thought provoking and gut wrenching but it hurt so much to watch, genuinely
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i thought tgirls were testosterone girls and egirls were estrogen girls
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my horny ass could not have a clone
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this is SO lesbian badtz maru-core
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don't flirt with me i will imagine our whole life together
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i mean sure but for years i heard she was deadass a necrophile which is a step far from being a weirdo lol
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"their" lobotomy when it's the husband deciding his wife should be lobotomized, this is horrifying, fuck you
TIL there's a couple in California that unironically loves the way their lobotomy turned out and maybe this is the key to happiness
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happy pride month oomfies ^_^
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BREAKING: Kansas House OVERRIDES Gov. Kelly’s veto of SB180. The Kansas government is now banned from recognizing the existence of transgender people. There are tons of unknown consequences that open the state up to civil rights lawsuits & losing federal funds. #ksleg
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