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because this account is deeply shadowbanned i am moving to a new account @gfmuseum which will double as my professional account/art account
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transphobia on here is annoying because they want you to care sooo bad. 'it's a man' bro i got 10 dollars off a rack of ribs at the meat market last week because the butcher said i was the most beautiful woman who walked in the store. get real
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in an attempt to save bullets, Japanese fascists forced my grandfather to jump off a cliff during an execution of Filipino POWs. Despite splitting his sternum in half on a jagged rock, he survived and lived to father 6 children.
I will spend my last breath fighting fascism.
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reading this was like getting tboned at an intersection but none of the airbags go off
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once i brought a date over and she saw that i kept two iphone chargers and a usb c by my bedside and said 'oh so youre like FUCKING fucking'
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when queer people say gender is more than clothes/pronouns/clothing they are correct, but it still is a little bit clothes/pronouns/clothing
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telling her i used to be 7" before estrogen like i was on varsity as a freshman
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Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Chappell Roan because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive mother in constant state of distress, anxiety, and worry about the future. Hearing the bottle uncork every evening was my own 'Red Wine Supernova' for 20 years.
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THE BEACH BOYS (1962):
A root beer and a hot dog!
A pretty girl and a hamburger!
THE BEACH BOYS (1971):
Mother Nature was the hottest chick I ever knew
(harmonized)
𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 ~
𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 ~
𝒂𝙣𝒅 𝒘𝙚 𝙢𝒖𝙧𝒅𝙚𝒓𝙚𝒅 𝒉𝙚𝒓 ~
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the woman across from me on the L train is publicly breastfeeding two children and her husband is smiling at her and theyre creating a moment they will always remember and im hungover spilling lemon pound cake crumbs on my loose tuck
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JAYLEN BROWN: the jewish elite didnt want me to win but facts dont care about your feelings. we will [5 SECOND DELAY MUTE]
JAYSON TATUM: (reading cue card) thank you Boston
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why do i know so many people who have cried tears of joy bottoming but none topping. why is it one way but not the other
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6'2" TRANS WOMAN WITH MY MOTHER'S WRINKLES: i don't top. i hope this isnt a dealbreaker for you
ME (CHEWING CHUNKS OUT OF HER PADDED BRA LIKE A GOAT): top?
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'we can tell youre a dude' 'it's a train knee' you were in my dms THIS calendar year, just swing for a 4 you can handle next time so you don't have to embarrass yourself every time i go viral
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every morning when he poured fish sauce onto my breakfast rice i could see his POW camp wrist tattoos. when he didn't button his fishing flannels i could see the keloid on his chest. dark brown - about 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and 1/4" raised above his skin. i still miss him
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6'2 FEMME TOP WITH NO BOTTOM DYSPHORIA: Is something wrong with you???? Should i call you an ambulance????
ME (DROOLING BLOOD ONTO AN OPEN VALENTINES CHOCOLATE BOX): my pronouns are your/yours
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DEMOCRATS: do not build affordable housing in my neighborhood
REPUBLICANS: traditional family structure must be upheld at all costs
GUY WHO JUST BOUGHT A BIDET: it doesnt even feel that gay to use
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by the age of 25, you should be
-driving with gumbo without a top
-wasting all over the car
-finna pour it out
or else you need a new circle
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bitches be cruising for transmascs at coffee shop open mic... you worried about the wrong TS Elliot
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nice argument. however i have already portrayed you as my much smaller girlfriend
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(nabokov reviewing indie musicians)
ADRIANNE LENKER: Her music is only ever as beautiful as the last woman to break her heart.
CAR SEAT HEADREST: Sniveling runt.
FATHER JOHN MISTY: Foul.
NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL: Pervert.
SUFJAN STEVENS: A pathetic bore. Illinois is glorious.
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if having sex multiple times a week with the same person for 4 months isnt dating what is it
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despite what many may think im not actually politically t4t at all. i have always believed trans and cıs people can live fulfilling lives with each other. i date trans women because i am a chaser
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CHUCK: Hey look, I love the transgender community. They should be able to play whatever sport they want.
KENNY: Would y'all post up a gay guy?
SHAQ: Who cares. Chuck not hitting those free throws anyways.
[PHOTOSHOP OF ELLIOT PAGE BREAKING CHUCK'S ANKLES]
ERNIE: Oh goodness.
Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”
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you guys seem to have a lot of personal theories on trans women who are clearly only here because they sell porn to pay rent
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top/bottom dialectics has been a plague upon trans women who transitioned during quarantine. 'we're both bottoms it would never work' oh my godddddddddddd i swear none of you like girls
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GRANDMA TRYING TO TRAP ME IN A TRANSPHOBIC ARGUMENT: your hair has gotten so long grandson. do they comment on it at your job :)
ME SCROLLING PILL IDENTIFIER TO SEE IF I NEED TO NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES: sometiunes
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chappell roan makes music for women who are otherwise fun and attractive but reek of desperation so profusely they can only be jesters. on paper she should be my favorite artist of all time
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pro tip: do not immediately compare your body with a trans woman after matching with her on a dating app
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if you gave yourself the chance to wrap your arm around a twink's waist at a rave and run your fingers through his greasy hair, you too would understand why David wrote the Psalms
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i dont want to live in a world where beautiful women are no longer allowed to call me slurs
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my producer Dust gave me a chance as a 25yo trans woman in escort work the opportunity to join a project with Sade and André 3000 on it. he doesnt know it but he and TRANSA saved my life
im excited we get to share it with you 11.22.24
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being poly does not inherently grant you a pass to talk to new dates about how excited you are about all the other hookups you are having in your life. 'poly' is not a catch-all that guarantees you will automatically be on the same page
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i met julian casablancas at a house party in 2017 and his child bride was teaching him how to use find my iphone
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20YO TEEN TRANSITIONER: i'm proud to be trans but... do you ever wish you could have been born cis?
ME (ADJUSTING SLIDER ON MY SELF CLONING DEVICE TO '10 INCHES'): god doesn't make mistakes
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.@Liv_Agar ?
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