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Imagine some guy being like “I’m the hamburger journalist and if you want to run a burger joint in this city you’ve gotta spend an hour a day answering my questions about whether you like to fuck your mom.” That’s basically what hill reporters are in 2021.
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folks we have never been closer to the Trump N word post than we are right now. we are 3 minutes to midnight
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as a lib the worst part of controlling the hurricanes is you still have to send 95% of them at random caribbean islands or the yucatan or wherever to keep up the ruse that theyre natural. now the tornado machine, you can really go wild on conservatives with that thing
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A crucial Gavin Newsom strength is that he looks like a guy who would play the president in a movie which is absolutely key to winning the moron vote
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very real problem for WWII re-enactment is that somebody's gotta play the role of the Germans but you don't want the people who *want* to play the Germans
Weird how the Waffen-SS constituted no more than 7% of the German Army in WWII but seems to make up about 85% of the reenactors at your event.
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You are posting about the Iowa poll because you're hopeful that Harris will win. I am posting about it because I yearn for the brutal public humiliation of Nate Silver. We are NOT the same
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Biden gave 5.6% of the defence budget to Ukraine, and what did he get for it? Other than the complete internal collapse of America’s greatest and longest running geopolitical enemy, I mean
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Every libertarian on here would join the Gestapo in exchange for a $1 drop in gas prices
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this is not true at all, women could have bank accounts for the entire history of bank accounts as long as they could find a bank that would let them, which was most banks. 1974 was when it became illegal to deny a woman a bank account on the basis of gender
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“Goes to jail for showing military secrets to Kid Rock” was in retrospect always a very possible outcome of Trump running for President
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feeling extremely guilty about how we white people culturally appropriated suicide. and the worst part is there's nothing I can do in response to this overwhelming feeling of shame
White people culturally appropriated suicide. For some cultures, it was a respectful way to ensure life ends on a high note, and not die of old age. Now it is taken by white “depressed” teens and is made to be something completely different.
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"people refusing to lend you money when you repeatedly fail to pay your debts" is now a cosmic injustice
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genetic memories inherited from previous hosts of the worm
NEW: RFK Jr. may have made up a wild story about being ambushed by Indigenous people in a bow-and-arrow attack, and retaliating by throwing a stick of dynamite at them huffpost.com/entry/robert-ke…
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it's really lucky for Trump that, right around when he got hacked, the US news media decided to completely reverse its position on the ethics of covering hacked documents
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european environmentalist in a post-orgasmic afterglow after dooming a small south pacific country to sink beneath the waves
Sex is good but have you tried having your country shutting down its last nuclear power plants in 30 mn?
Community note
Only 6% of the electricity produced by the nuclear plants going offline will be from renewable energy. The rest will be coal & gas.
cnn.com/2023/04/15/eur….
Coal power produces ~100 times more radioactive waste than nuclear power. Therefore, Europe is about to become more - not less - radioactive.
sciencefocus.com/science/do-coa…
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This is from the time they let a guy walk up to Reagan and shoot him point blank because he wanted a date with a 13 year old btw
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Putin: “ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴇᴀɴsᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ɢʟᴏʀɪᴏᴜs ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛᴏʀs ᴀɴᴅ sᴄᴜᴍ”
DSA: “Guys he feels REALLY anxious about NATO expansion”
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34 yo man (voice cracking): “Are you deadass eating a pint of ice cream before this debate?”
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Donald Trump is at the head of a movement of people who absolutely desperately want to say it. a Black man just said his dick is small on national tv. the feeling of running your finger along the edge of a razor blade, that's what Trump's campaign manager is feeling right now
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we are living in a golden age of american gullibility
Absolutely wild statistic.
There really are 2 Americas.
And not a single politician, public figure, or business leader is in this bottom 75th percentile group:
Community note
The Census SPM poverty rate, a measure of basic living expenses including food, clothing, shelter, and utilities by location is only 12.9%.
census.gov/newsroom/stori…)
census.gov/content/dam/Ce
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Unfortunate for Walz that, unlike for Trump's 'misspeaking', the media is not in the habit of simply substituting something more reasonable in place of what he actually said.
Tim Walz has a tendency to misspeak. It may haunt the campaign. ow.ly/Yfvp105KPQ3
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i don't think trump's actually dead but i wouldn't be surprised if the next state of the union is a video with trump sitting behind a desk talking slowly with a lot of weird cuts
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Is there a single architectural project in the past decade that has paid off like the Las Vegas Sphere has
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McDonalds is so unhealthy that if you ate 160 meals there in the course of a weekend you’d gain some weight
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BREAKING: Polish troops report pale, overweight man furtively glancing through fences near local military base, possibly part of Russian psychological warfare program to exploit local folklore legend of the ‘Hwrocvas’ (Butter Goblin)
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Here’s the problem for the left: the message here is that Biden was wrong to do fiscal stimulus, and that instead what voters want is an economic policy that keeps service worker wages as low as possible, at all costs, because voters will not tolerate higher prices
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the people who didn't vote in 2024 have a solution and its "don't vote even harder"
“Elizabeth Warren is not going to save you. The Democratic Party is not going to save you. They did not save Rumeysa. She is detained.”
Tufts University PhD student Rumeysa Ozturk was arrested by ICE yesterday. What looked like thousands showed up in Somerville to protest.
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I'm totally down to be the guy who pretends to be a malnurished Bavarian peasant who only enlisted because they said his poor papa would get a pension if he died but lets be honest, it's me and like three other (extremely autistic) guys
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lots of folks on here realizing it was actually pretty important to vote in 2024 and just posting through that feeling
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guy got blown up by the death star five minutes after saying this and then the senator he was speaking to defeated the empire
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are the "your body my choice" posts from Trump supporters a winning message? weird how liberals and only liberals have to tailor every utterance towards winning people over while conservatives get to just let it all hang out
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Fetterman is being very careful to avoid bringing up Dr Oz’s Turkish citizenship and military service because if he does it could create a left twitter debate over whether Turks are white, a discourse that would surely destroy this website forever
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insane how the GOP was like "well lets see how YOU like it when immigrants come to your state, libs" and then the libs did an irl inspirational oscarbait movie about coming together to embrace diversity
Migrants and local high school AP Spanish students, who have been dismissed from school to help interpret, play a ball game in the Parish House parking lot to pass the time.
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I feel like Biden has done absolutely nothing for me. Sure he's reversed the Muslim ban but I'm not Muslim. And the trans military ban, but i'm not trans. He banned federal use of private prisons, but I'm not a prisoner. His COVID bill will give Americans $1,400, but I'm Canadian
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all the zoomers on here saying the early 2000s were so good: here's what was considered 'comedy' during the early 2000s
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Whatever Tik Tok did to the recommendation algorithm to filter out Tiananmen Square really paid off
Can we just imagine if China or Russia had snipers on roofs pointing at 19 year old protestors?
Community note
China's army has engaged in exercises where they not only aim but actually practice shooting at protesters. Footage of this exercise was used to threaten Hong Kong protesters.
washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pac
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bluecheck: "Maryam was only 15 when the Israelis put her in jail 💔"
community note: Maryam stabbed 5 people at a kindergarten
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Every persian egirl posting about how the Iranian protesters are westernized sluts is 2 years away from an arranged marriage designed to unite two dynasties of LA car dealerships
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the Communist Party of China has numerous prominent members who are billionaires. this fact is openly celebrated by the Party
In China, the Communist Party executes the criminally wealthy. In America, we have Luigi.
Community note
In 2024, China lead the world in billionaire residents.
statista.com/statistics/299
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Elon Musk 2013: “My goal is to colonize mars in 10 years”
Elon Musk 2023: “Fixed a bug where the woke algorithm was failing to show people my epic tweets more often”
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It was really insensitive of that guy to joke about Puerto Rico being an island of garbage inhabited by degenerate savages to an audience that, statistically, must have been at least 30-40% Staten Islanders
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Do you enjoy ‘Friends’? How about an uncanny simulacrum of ‘Friends’ with no jokes that simulates the experience of a psychotic episode? That will be $500 billion dollars please
Sitcoms will never be the same.
This is fully AI generated in LTX-2 nitter.app/fofrAI/status/19828130…
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Pro-Palestine activists are about to spend four years learning how little this is true
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there was a major controversy in the DSA over whether it was ableist to clap at the meetings
The DSA, from what I've seen, has (mostly) rejected the identity politics embraced by the party center, focusing instead on material conditions. Meanwhile, the center leaned into DEI initiatives that resonate with white-collar supporters tied to corporate/institutional networks.
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something that voters believe is that the government should print lots of money and give it out to people for free in order to fight inflation
Some voters are hoping President-elect Donald Trump may send out another stimulus check. Experts say the likelihood of this is extremely slim. cbsn.ws/4hZrqlH
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the first american woman doctor opened a clinic in NYC in 1857, are people really supposed to believe she couldnt find someone who would give her a checking account
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if i were a billionaire i'd do a stalingrad re-enactment where all the germans are cross dressing women with severe eating disorders
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cannot be emphasized enough that it is a mainstream belief among US political journalists that the general public has an affirmative moral duty to fund their work, regardless of its quality, professionalism or ethics
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I see people on here comparing what happened at Columbia to Kent State. It’s even worse. True, nobody was injured at Columbia but arresting someone from an Ivy is at least twice as bad as shooting a state school student when you consider the relative prestige
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Guy in NYT office pushing a lever that switches from “Shoppers suffering under Biden” to “Farmers suffering under Biden”
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Her smile slowly disappears as she realizes I have no interest in niche reactionary politics and this conversation is going to be a 3 hour lecture on the Battle of Verdun
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It's weird that the Democrat Illuminati only ever use the Hurricane Machine in those areas already very prone to hurricanes. I would shoot one at the Dakotas. Historically a very under-hurricaned region
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I'm in no way mad at Olivia Nuzzi. I'm actually very grateful that she dynamited her own career in order to get with a mentally ill aristocrat with a face like a catcher's mitt who sounds like Kermit the Frog getting a root canal.
"I'm mad at Olivia Nuzzi"
is this Friday's
"I hate Taylor Swift."
Beautiful women unsettle and disrupt. This isn't yellow cake uranium.
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Going to start every online dating conversation with ‘Do you support Western Sahara?’
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Michael Tracey has fallen victim to a Russian honeypot operation. Numerous CIA agents are currently attempting to free him from the pot of honey but he got himself wedged in there really good
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Every election of my lifetime
GOP inherits great economy
GOP spend 4-8 years destroying it, eventually succeed
Dems get elected off of wrecked economy
Dems spend 4-8 years rebuilding economy
GOP gets elected off of memory of great economy from last time they were in office
Repeat
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Maggie Haberman: I watched Trump stab a child to death once. It was a little disturbing but I knew if I called the police I would be failing in my duty as a reporter
literally all her coworkers: Maggie you are So Brave
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Bob Menendez is being prosecuted at the very moment America needs back-room connections with Egypt the most
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pretty wild to me how quickly undisguised anti-semitism has become a core pillar of american leftism
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Ah yes the real victims of WWII: the Japanese
People seem to love #Oppenheimer but I'll just say it: I was uncomfy watching yet another movie about tortured white male genius when the victims of the atrocities glossed over by the script—Japanese people, interned Japanese Americans, and Native Americans—had no voice.
Community note
Robert Oppenheimer was Jewish. His friends and relatives were murdered by Nazis specifically for NOT being white/Aryan.
jpost.com/archaeology/ar
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It’s so funny how media careers are literally indestructible. She was fired for having an affair with *a presidential candidate* she was covering and less than a year later it’s “Im back folks!”
NEW: Olivia Nuzzi is back... at Vanity Fair.
vanityfair.com/news/story/va…
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american communists will ally with fascists over liberals because they agree with the fascists that america as we know it should be destroyed
I should state that USAID is part of how the US subverts democracies on behalf of US corps, how it funds NGOs&cultural products to cultivate CIA ops, &how, 2kill the CIA head in lebanon, they simply bombed the USAID office- but I dont wanna change Elon's mind about dismantling it
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These guys literally believe that rent is strictly a function of landlord greediness: when rent goes up it’s because landlords got greedier and when it goes down it’s because landlords got nicer. This is something a toddler would believe but it’s what they think
If I understand the YIMBY/Abundance line on housing correctly it's that that the rent is too damn high, but the people who collect and charge rent have nothing to do with this phenomenon, and any solution that involves capping what they can charge for rent is *actually* bad.
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I am continually, radically perplexed by what prison abolitionists think the words “prison abolition” mean
Very sad tonight. I didn’t expect Biden to do anything postive concerning commutations and pardons, but Michael Conahan getting a pass feels inherently cruel. It brought up a lot of past trauma.
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Democracy dies in our reporter’s forthcoming tell all book
Washington Post said it had the Alito flag story 3 years ago and chose not to publish apnews.com/article/washingto…
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squad is lead by an persian guy who keeps asking me in broken german which horse is most likely to win the "master race"
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daughter of two upper class christian conservatives from the ozarks doesnt like the Black lady running for President. its for progressive reasons obviously
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This would be incredibly easy to explain to someone 10 years ago bc that was 2014 when Trump was the pope of birtherism and Hulk Hogan was best known for saying the n word on tape
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Do we really want, as President, a man who will disobey a direct order from the New York Times Editorial Board?
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When a guy loses his virginity all his bitcoins explode out of his body like in a sonic game
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something really illustrative about nyc socialists is that when the state establishes and operates a service for the public benefit their response is to steal from it, while loudly proclaim that stealing from it is good
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I guess the offices of the congressman who proposed banning Palestinians from entering the United States were too much of a walk
Capitol police have been called to Bernie Sander’s office. It is looking increasingly like Pro-Palestine protestors calling for a ceasefire now will be arrested.
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