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Y'all should just start carrying borderline inappropriate things in your bags: pill bottles filled with candy, European novels with tantalizing covers, etc
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For the record: I do not believe the world is flat. Please stop @ replying me. You're looking for @bobatl
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“In the Slack message that announced the breach, the person also said Uber drivers should receive higher pay.”, damn straight buddy ✊
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Happy Holidays Apes ❤️🍌
We made a BAYC themed holiday village banner for apes to enjoy!
#BoredApeYC #BAYC
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ALT GM, ya filthy seadogs! ☀️ ❤️ Bob here.. Time to hoist our sails and seize the day. The sun is up, the sea is calling, and Captain Bob is ready to conquer. The sea is as bright as gold today, and Bob is ready to find it! Who’s up for some treasure hunting? Let’s make waves! 🍌 🏴☠️
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ALT On Broken Seas, we take our stand... Assemble your crew, from across the land. Wine in the hold, we'll toast and cheer... But Pirates, be told, the danger is near! On distant land, tales of treasure be told... Do you have what it takes to find the gold? Memeland bound, no time to spare... Spread the word - like and share!
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I purchased my Bored Ape about a month ago for 37k, today it's worth over 120k.. Yup! Let that sink in.
#BoredApeYC #BAYC 👀
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The next person that submits a request for a retina MacBook is getting a pentium II laptop with Microsoft Bob.
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.@TheAtlantic just Brittrolled all of it's readers theatlantic.com/business/arc… The Twitter old timers will get this, sorry everyone else.
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Ahoy!! Who be this little new pirate amongst the Broken Seas? Arggghh...
Welcome @huddle to this here fleet!🐧🏴☠️
We set sail soon...
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Agreed. It's ridiculous that they let it get this bad. They don't want to hurt their precious "monthly active users" metric.
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Sounds lonely and boring.. You don't know what you're missing bro and haven't even begun to live yet, and you think you're living your best life lol.. Far from it.
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Sometimes I forget where I put my keys. Today I forgot where I put my car. Feels good to have it "back"
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This is big move 140 was a choice based on the SMS character limit. Proud of how the team has solved a problem while maintaining our essence
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In case you haven't seen it, the best weatherman in the world: piped.video/watch?v=Jq2lTcBV…
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Calling all Tri-State Bored Apes! Let's represent! ❤️🍌
MemeDay McBBQ - Official NY Event 🔥🫵
@Memeland is hosting #MemeDay69 on 6/9, and I have the privilege of hosting the NY event at my new studio!
🌎 Long Island, NY
📅 June 9th
⏰ Afternoon - Time TBD
🧧 Token-Gated: Memeland, BAYC, MAYC & Pudgy's
🔊 Streaming Live: Gaming, Giveaways & Interviews
🍔 Catered By: @McDonalds
The soft serve machine may work by then, we're not sure yet, but we'll have lots of merch & more surprises!
DM me if you want to get involved or sponsor with something special for the community holders. ❤️🏴☠️
#Memeland #BoredApeYC #PudgyPenguins
Spread the word! 📢🚀
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 20 Jun 2006).
And you? TwiAge.com
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RIP my GTX 770, 2013-2014. Killed by a pack of rabid DogeCoins, he is survived by his older brother GTX 580.
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To whoever got cash.me/$bob, I don't know who you are, but I will find you and claim what is mine
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It's going to be pretty hilarious if Garlicoin or Dogecoin end up being the dominant cryptocurrency
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A Nigerian prince needs my help to transfer $13 million from his bank to the US. I get 10% for helping him with the $3k transfer fee. It sounds legit.
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My hobby: Wandering around the bookstore, carrying anger management books, muttering and intentionally bumping into other patrons.
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This is horrible. There is no beer anywhere in the entire @twoffice. Unless @dickc has a secret stash in his office.
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Back at the hotel, feeling slightly poisoned by the massive amounts of fat and cholesterol i ingested. Thinking that maybe i should take a nap
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I have to adjust the Ai Core on the Flex Capitulator so he can access the GPU, has anyone seen the duct tape?
#BoredApe @BoredApeYC 🍌 ❤️
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A sad day. "Like AIM status messages" is how @crystal initially sold me on it.
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The back of my hand is covered in ink and I find myself in possession of an alarming amount of ill-gotten swag. It must have been an interesting night.
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years (since 20 Jun 2006).
And you? TwiAge.com
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My leadership style: I lead by playing "The Eye of the Tiger" on a boombox while pounding my fist on the table and shouting insults.
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I know you're all bored.. Ape in and stfu.. Stop tagging me.. I don't care about your project or token bruh
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A paper notebook isn't a bad choice as it allows you to use unique passwords. I don't use autofill with my password manager so as to avoid the form tricks.
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.@IBMWatson faved one of my Tweets. I hope this means my life will be spared in the coming AI revolution
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