wait... i have an idea...
must be… slutty …gay little monkey at the apple store….
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"Raccoon City, what a terrible tragedy. Worst tragedy since Obamacare. Many lives lost. Good people. Most of them were good. Not a lot of fans of me there, not important anymore. I warned that loser mayor about Umbrella I told him 'those umbrella people are liars!' I said to him"
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“Good morning! I’m [Name]. I’m [Age] and I’m trying to learn more about different careers. Would you mind if I took 10 minutes of your time over a coffee and asked you a few questions about your work?”
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"So, he solved the riddle of the sphinx. That's good, right?" "Well, not exactly. You see, on the way to Thebes, Oedipus had gotten into an argument... and killed an old man. His father." "Fulfilling the prophecy!" "Exactly."
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Replying to @abcdentminded
Would love to spray this guy with my hose and try to knock him over.
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Replying to @MarshSMT
me 5 beers deep to my male best friend
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"They told me my beautiful daughter, never harmed a fly in her life by the way, that she was taken by the Spanish. Dirty country, you forget it's in Europe. And I'll tell you, I was surprised, not the Spanish country that usually gets up to trouble."
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The look on a gen z'ers face when I tell them to just pirate something
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"Umbrella said 'we're testing on humans' and I asked I said what are you testing. And they told me 'we're testing the virus on humans' and I told them I said we don't do things like that here." *cheering* "It's a bad deal. It's wrong to be testing the virus on humans."
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Replying to @evilsarita
Mom found the milk cat
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Replying to @viperwave
"I-I liked the games, Robert."
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Replying to @Feldfrog
theres so much of ittttt lol like i only want a little bit sorry
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Replying to @_garrettcharles
I know she ran that mcdonalds like the military
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this blewd up who wants to have a food fight at my school cafeteria on Thursday 🫣🫣🫣
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
When a chud says something so dubphobic you hit him with the localizer stare.
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Replying to @thewickedavatar
Wow that guy was funny as hell... We should all invite him to our Halloween parties 😮
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Your 20 minutes is up dude time to do something else
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Replying to @fractalcounty
buford is the bully baljeet is the nerd isabella is the girl and no joke ferb is the quiet one
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Replying to @fagcelpilled
why do people hold mass media property to such high regard? everyone who made it got paid already only the publisher sees profit from then on
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Replying to @JamesCageWhite
the sirens call james . it is fate you join them
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Replying to @Paynuspain
bottom right is best friends with the most dangerous gambler in vegas
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Damn, it only took that little to melt your brain. Portugal you are in my prayers.
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
I wanna be the next oneyplays cast member
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At this point I'm just living Nintendo direct to Nintendo direct
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Replying to @never_oppressed
Not surprised. Hollywood has historically held an anti-landlord bias.
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Replying to @viperwave
Billions must err uh, die.
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I don't want my mom to smoke weed
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Replying to @MILFmassacre
that engineer that don't play about thinking differently
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Meme's probably already dead but I spent too long on it to not post #killer7
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Replying to @sixscosepoise
We're squarepusher guys. Of course we play the bass poorly
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Fuck that we can go rizz for rizz
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Every day I wake up and get on my knees like tiny tim to pray for a housing market crash so devastating that anyone who owns an Airbnb has their skull melt like Indiana Jones.
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Replying to @AssignedMale
you had a paper route as an eleven year old?
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Replying to @keewa
mock tudor and spit on that thang
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Replying to @echotrx
Johnny Test always counted as "nothing on." Abhorrent program.
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Replying to @fractalcounty
I think it's evil cobson who makes these.
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
He's destroying my perfectly good first world!
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tsa agent: well cant u just take it off me: its a chastity cage. its not supposed to do that.
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Replying to @Martposting
Millions Must Transition
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Replying to @Senn_Spud
modern version of the odyssey
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Replying to @coldhealing
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the father of all swag spongebob squarebants
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Replying to @MostControPod
Still have zero idea what he was going for. Is he making a bad joke or is he genuinely pissed off at her grieving publicly?
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Replying to @bubbleteacore
Playing games in English with Japanese dub tracks actually does very little to improve Japanese comprehension. If you're playing these games entirely in Japanese then Western localization should be a non-issue.
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how are you doing people who run crypto twitter accounts
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Replying to @fractalcounty
they're gonna put this in the "rise and fall of chippledipple" video essay
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Replying to @pushkar_1713
When the maker adds another unnecessary sex scene in my comfort media 😭😭😭
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Concord 2

ALT E3 Peggle GIF

Announcing Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet, a new franchise from Naughty Dog: play.st/3DadTIn
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Replying to @MatthewFerrari
that's the plot of mob psycho 100
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Replying to @lunch_enjoyer
always thought dunkey was black
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Concord episode is going to go crazy
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Replying to @surri01
Kirby.... And the... Crystal.... Shards ...is ...a game... About.... Loneliness.... *$4 instrumental lo-fi hip-hop track fades in*
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Replying to @chronakey
He was putting her through all those King grapples
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
imagine how good it would feel to pick him up by the armpits and shake him like a bag of flour
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Replying to @arthoefootjob
from all the little chuddies jumping on the bed
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Replying to @Paynuspain
I hope I don't catch your drift, I don't wanna buy another damn joycon! Seriously ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Replying to @LRH_Superfan
We are going to treat you in ways you have never been treated before.
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Replying to @billyyygoatgruf
impossible to tell due to "poe's law"
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Replying to @beanytuesday
thats how it should have gone in Tar
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They don't know I be kissing my male best friend every day stone cold sober. I just lied for yaoi purposes.
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Replying to @funnygamedev
You really can't be saying "fellow dev" shit when you've posted nothing about your game in 3 years.
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Many games (esp. AAA titles) are written by people who "failed up" from television or film writing. While that can provide some interesting gameplay experiences, I think most games should be written by someone from a literary background. Games are closer to Literature than Film.
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Replying to @thewickedavatar

ALT Fnb Get This Man A True GIF

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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
finally, a video game movie that's accurate to it's source material
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Replying to @robertlasagna1
nu metal guy: "its all about the he said she said"
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
Better choose carefully. 10,000 years is a long, long time.
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Replying to @reddit_moments
"die mad about it" her kids already did
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a 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 was just caught 𝚜𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 on a 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞. ✶ 🎀 𝒞𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓉☯ 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓃 𝓂♡𝓇𝑒 🎀 ✶
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
Japan is practically GREEN with ENVY at the fact we can put decade old memes and twitch streamer inside jokes into their works and there's not a thing they can do about it.
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Replying to @oldfriend99
To be fair it is a "blink and you'll miss it" moment
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
use this as a "this land will surely vote for me" button
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Replying to @fractalcounty
and the boy is phineas and he is an inventor 😎
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Replying to @Wario64
I'm ready to feel like an anime fan on prom night.
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Replying to @viperwave
The third party populist candidate blowing his head off with a 3d printed shotgun is a joke I feel typifies American political culture.
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Replying to @AnimeSerbia
Let's not let a simple cultural misunderstanding ruin a young man's life. This is his first time being alive you know! Let those without sin cast the first stone.
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Replying to @doulbedoink
winner gets to pick their dream job in the leftist commune💯🙌
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meanwhile actual gay ppl:
Who would have thought 😅✨
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all this attention is going directly to my head
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Replying to @uncle_deluge
I wonder if he paid to bot the likes + comments and this is just the quality of interactions your money gets you.
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It's incredibly tiring having art forever be held hostage by the most annoying sycophants imaginable. Slimy disgusting people.
I know all of your questions cannot be answered in a simple statement, so i will be appearing on @hottakesvapor tomorrow at 9pm et to answer questions in conversation, and taking user submitted questions via @VWNewsNetwork to be responded to in podcast form later this week. -gc
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Ba'al: night on the town, couple a cold ones with my best bros. *sigh*... i really needed this... Me (only hanging out with Ba'al to ensure a good harvest this year): yeah. me too.
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