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A Second Chance: This Amazing Organization Helps Disgraced Pedophiles Rebuild Their Lives By Getting Them Elected To Political Office clckhl.co/6YPpjcK
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More Bad Press For Elon: The Car Elon Musk Launched Into Orbit Has Fallen Back Down To Earth And Crushed Malala Yousafzai clckhl.co/T1oYFYX
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Beautiful: This Boy Put The Basketball Under His Shirt And Now He Is Pregnant With The Basketball clckhl.co/UdJoobi
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Danny DeVito has been selected as tonight's Oscars designated survivor and will be held at a secure location for the duration of the event. #Oscars
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Still Can’t Believe He’s Gone: This Christmas Will Be Our 455th Without Suleiman The Magnificent clickhole.com/still-cant-bel…
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Overstepping Her Bounds: J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Daenerys From ‘Game Of Thrones’ Has Crohn’s Disease clckhl.co/Lr4cOw4
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Modern Video Games Are Giving Kids Unrealistic Standards For How Many Swords They Can Carry At One Time clckhl.co/VhMTdYd
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My Grandfather Came To This Country With Nothing But His Juicy Couture Sweatpants And The Perfect Ass To Fill Those Things Out clckhl.co/3aqtcxH
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A Beautiful Send Off: School Scatters Longtime Janitor’s Ashes To Clean Up Kid’s Puke
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I’m Sick Of Busting My Ass Doing Neo-Nazi Stuff Only To Have Some Antifa Dweebs Get Credit As The Real Fascists clckhl.co/gGh40TH
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Heartbreaking: Donald Trump Is Now Brat clickhole.com/heartbreaking-…
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Major Pivot: Bernie Sanders Has Become Staunchly Capitalist After Tasting Mountain Dew Code Red And Learning It Was Made By A Corporation clckhl.co/hjKdvHf
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You Go, Girl: Just 3 Weeks After Her Badass Golden Globes Speech, Oprah Has Become The Dictator Of Venezuela After Leading A Successful Military Coup clckhl.co/tQiFJzI
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Next-Level Gaming: The New ‘Call Of Duty’ Penalizes Players For Shooting Nazis Who Are Actually Very Fine People clckhl.co/EM5X09G
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Hardcore Gamers Only: ‘Overwatch’ Is Increasing Its Difficulty By Adding A Senior-Citizen Character That’s A Financial Drain And Emotional Burden On Their Whole Team clckhl.co/FO7Vuqs
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How The Mighty Have Fallen: Jeff Bezos Has Blown His Entire Fortune Trying To Win A Giant Stuffed Taz At Six Flags clckhl.co/KWKYUG8
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Twitter Meltdown: Rian Johnson Is Pleading With Fans Not To Watch ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Because It Contains A Shot Of His Debit Card That He Forgot To Edit Out clckhl.co/KRMC5Do
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The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Harry Potter Currently Suffers From Erectile Dysfunction Which He Treats Using A Proprietary Blend Of Medicinal Herbs Available For $49.99 On Rowling’s Personal Website clckhl.co/e7xU83L
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The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Harry Potter Currently Suffers From Erectile Dysfunction Which He Treats Using A Proprietary Blend Of Medicinal Herbs Available For $49.99 On Rowling’s Personal Website clckhl.co/5NTtw9p
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Bad News, ‘Better Call Saul’ Fans: Earth Will Likely Become Uninhabitable In The Next 100,000 Years clckhl.co/iaM9XUU
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A group of concerned parents is petitioning Marvel to make the Hulk wear a bra because his massive pecs are bound to arouse teens
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A Brilliant Innovator: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Currently Developing A Lemon With Legs That Can Sprint To Hungry People All Over The World clckhl.co/9tHxrFK
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Encouraging Teamwork: ‘Apex Legends’ Has A Button That Lets Players Easily Announce They Have Diarrhea And Won’t Be Shooting Anyone For A Few Minutes clckhl.co/zCzVlit
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Bad Game Design: This Incredibly Lifelike Simulation Of New York City Is Ruined By The Unrealistic Presence Of A Spider-Themed Crimefighter clckhl.co/3S17DB1
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Doing His Part: To Support The High School Students Walking Out Today, Logan Paul Has Postponed His Epic School-Shooter Prank clckhl.co/D0ktghu
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Safety FTW: The Pokémon In Pokémon Go Will Now Scream When A Player Is Within A Mile Of A Registered Sex Offender vine.co/v/5KpUpz5itIW
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This Is Why We Watch: A Zamboni Just Performed The First Ever Quadruple Axel In Olympics History clckhl.co/OudJIqu
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This Plus-Size Model Was Inspiring. But Then She Lost 100 Pounds, Which Was… Also Inspiring? Even Though She Was Already Perfect Before? But She Is Also Perfect Now? clckhl.co/jRAHdpy
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A Beautiful Story: Guillermo Del Toro Has Mistaken A Juggalo For An Alien And Taken Him Home To Protect Him From Scientists clckhl.co/D4FVNoN
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Is Harvey Weinstein’s Matt Lauer Biopic Starring Louis CK In Trouble? clckhl.co/YAMaz8F
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Shameful: The Trump Administration Has Spent More Than $6 Billion In Taxpayer Money On Swim Lessons For Eric Trump clckhl.co/u5BWi1b
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Nightmare For Patriots Fans: Tom Brady Messed Up His TB12 Diet By Eating A Carrot On Radish Day And Ballooned To 500 Pounds clckhl.co/qKaSkPt
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Jeff Bezos Just Tossed A Nail-Studded Baseball Bat On The Floor Between The Mayors Of Pittsburgh And Kansas City And Asked Who Really Wants The Second Amazon HQ clckhl.co/G2iNyHU
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Shots Fired: Quiznos Has Hired Subway’s Jared Fogle For A New Ad Campaign Claiming That Quiznos Sandwiches Cured His Pedophilia clckhl.co/nvRRzNf
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A Changed Man: Richard Dawkins Has Converted To Christianity After Watching One Episode Of ‘VeggieTales’ clckhl.co/AjJjjTV
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An Enemy In Hiding: Amongst These Innocent Male Nipples Lurks A Wicked Female Nipple! clckhl.co/ayK8XxZ
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I Maybe Be Died, But My LEgacty Will Live On Insode Computetr” (by Queen Elizabeth II) clickhole.com/i-maybe-be-die…
I Maybe Be Died, But My LEgacty Will Live On Insode Computetr” (by Queen Elizabeth II)
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Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far Yesterday When Big Bird Ate An American Flag? clckhl.co/ZTL98k7
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Fuck You: We’re Putting ‘Family Guy’ At Number 1 On This List Of ‘Best TV Shows Ever’ And ‘The Sopranos’ Isn’t Even On It. What’re You Gonna Do? Blow Up Our Office? We’re All Working From Home, Motherfuckers!
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Big Step Backward: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Dementors Are The Wizarding World’s Version Of Italians clckhl.co/g6CdvP7
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Fighting Harassment: Twitter Will Now Only Allow Users To Tweet, ‘Die, Bitch’ To Bitches Who Should Die clckhl.co/I1I6DVS
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Amazing! This New Gmail Feature Will Let You Know If You’re Being Normal In An Email clckhl.co/ZJboXqv
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If We Don’t Protect Endangered Species, Our Kids Will Inherit A World Where A Silverback Gorilla Riding A White Rhino Into Battle Against A Polar Bear Using A Galápagos Tortoise As A Shield Is Not Possible clckhl.co/Ukr6Nuy
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‘May I, Papa?’: McDonald’s Is Releasing A New Fig And Ladyfinger McFlurry For Fancy Little Boys Who Desire A Treat clckhl.co/05V0qYC
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Shots Fired: Quiznos Has Hired Subway’s Jared Fogle For A New Ad Campaign Claiming That Quiznos Sandwiches Cured His Pedophilia clckhl.co/yWw1AKk
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