—yours till the rending of the rocks—
·𐑨𐑚𐑕𐑛𐑩𐑯𐑑𐑥𐑲𐑯𐑛𐑩𐑛
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Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business
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I had to carry every girl who took notes like this when we were paired up for team projects in college
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Found this guy on youtube who intentionally gets bitten by black widows and brown recluses to prove that spiders are innocent and all necrotic wounds are just misdiagnoses or infections
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My grandfather was so dyslexic that he could barely read for his entire life, when he would read me picture books as a kid I had to help him on nearly every page. Then in his early 70s he just suddenly fixed it somehow and now he's voraciously reading Tolstoy and Melville
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imagine doing a court illustration of ghislaine maxwell while she stares directly at you and draws you right back
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Can you guys please stop coming up with meme formats that require you to pretend to know how to write
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A few months ago I paid $4 to submit a prompt and single handedly halved the viewership of this AI family guy livestream on youtube
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Do the people who censor dogs' assholes in viral videos know it makes it 5x more obscene and uncomfortable to watch
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A few months ago my friends and I were putting on bad music videos and I vaguely remembered this and put it on. Hard to describe what happened next, ten seconds in everyone was genuinely concerned about me, I was laughing so hard I was choking and crying for four minutes straight
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I have never seen a pair of black latex gloves make anything good. It's all pervert food
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Jim from The Office is one of the most insidious cultural entities I can think of. I've started and re-started typing like five threads trying to explain this
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This was the only AI photograph that ever fooled me and it's crazy that they gimped it all so hard that it hasn't happened again
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This is such an insane genre of fetish because its form has clearly had some sort of positive-feedback liftoff from whatever libidinal investments it was originally supposed to satisfy. These guys always just kind of amble around, tranquilized by the idea of My New Suit
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The twitter "artist" sheepishly kicks at rocks on the ground, hands clasped behind back, head tilted and staring at their feet,
"oh I HOPE no one makes my new post into the next big reaction image format... oh I do HOPE no one uploads a blank template version and it blows up..."
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Putting my big grinning watermark over a family's announcement of their daughter dying
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I have spent a lot of time wondering about this portrait. Was there any precedent for this 3/4 top-down angle in portraiture? It's such an anomaly, I've never seen anything else like it until cinema came along. Why was this painted the way it was
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There will be a wikipedia article dedicated to what happens if I see another post like this on my timeline
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He was awake for 28 hours with searing full-body join pain after this one but didn't seek any medical attention, afterwards he was like "so obviously this sucks and I'm not going to do it again but as you can see, I'm fine now"
Man is a maniac
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This other guy in the image generation channel has been trying to generate his perfect woman for the past four hours, adding more prompt details every time, and every single one comes out like this
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Always in class early, front row seat, never once on their phone, asking clarifying questions, they look totally engaged. Then seminar rolls around and you have to watch them try to synthesize the entire class in their head from bullet point lists on the fly
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Attention everyone
I have successfully crafted a closed ring of oil in my ramen broth. This marvelous shape prevents surface tension from drawing the blob into a disc as usual. After ten minutes of observation, it has proven stable. The entire paradigm has been overturned tonight
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Good notetaking in class is really difficult because it takes up mental bandwidth and you need to be digesting the info enough to understand what you'll remember, what you might forget, and what can be naturally inferred from the rest. You want to be writing as little as possible
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He holds them against his skin to get several-second bites that deliver >x3 the normal venom load. I honestly believe him at this point
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He's also stung himself with bullet ants and tarantulas hawks, every time he's like "honestly disappointed at how little this hurts"
Only exception was the greater banded hornet sting and he was genuinely excited that he finally found something that really hurts
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Go look up his bullet ant video, he takes it like it was nothing. Jack's World of Wildlife
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2004 movie reviewers waiting to use the phrase "titular tabby" on the way home from Garfield
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This shit should not exist, a single one of these before drinking and you will have the hangover resistance of a 15 year old. It is not right for a body to go unpunished like this, I should be suffering greatly
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He's also in better physical condition than I will probably ever be in my life, insanely strong and swims a mile every morning with my grandmother
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Bites that aren't properly cleaned sometimes, but he maintains that the majority are just infected wounds or pores that doctors decide must have been a brown recluse
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My parents and grandmother have all attested that when I was 5 we could write messages to each other that only we could understand
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I remember me and this other girl just taking the Note Girl's notebook and letting her journal because her notes were way better than ours but we were the only ones who could do anything with the info she had written down
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They still think marketing is done by old fat guys in bowties and not their older brother's tatted ex-girlfriend who showed them Marble Hornets in 2013
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"As a body my same size" has struck me as beautiful for years. It removes all ambiguity, you know exactly what he means by God entering his body. An overlap in space, a miracle of alignment in shape and scale. I get exactly why he's so fixated on it
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This remains the absolute most incredible thing I have ever heard a human voice achieve. I watch this video constantly and sometimes it almost chokes me up, it's like watching a genuine miracle happen
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After three minutes the chat was begging the host to skip it but it's all automated, it just kept going
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Jesus fucking christ you guys
A two-building child sex slavery operation run by Milwaukee police seems to have been uncovered by civilians today. Apparently all the children escaped and have been rescued
Still looking into it but it seems like the real deal so far
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Powerful video. the reaction mp4 potential is immense, will be keeping this locked and loaded
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The shame of a naked body is fundamentally proper to the matrices of human consciousness and sexuality, applying it to animals is latently zoophilic
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People are focusing on the thematic/ideological underpinnings but just look at the man's facial expression. This is not an artistic capture of sorrow, it is a clumsy print of its image onto the state. It comes after a comma, "and he's crying." It's an emoji. It's pornographic
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Found some insane shit by a guy named Gabriel Kelemen while looking for info about spherical vortexes in fluid dynamics
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Why would you ever need this written down? And even if you did, why would you fully write out "lighting" for every bullet point? Busy work! Song and dance!
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It is understood that he is the audience surrogate, maintaining an ironic and level-headed distance from the plot—he reacts with you, you rarely react at him—while also showing enough moral character to be admired. The viewer sees their position as spectator mirrored in Jim's
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Look at us now. This is what we are doing today. If you're not careful, you fall for it and your camera becomes far more than a camera
Jimstaring all the time
Tiktok, IG stories, endless eyecontact with a hallucination of an audience that won't exist until you've already hit send
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One of the only two tiktoks I could think of that were worth downloading the app to save from erasure
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I saw someone explain it as it tripping the text-to-speech up so that it tries to force him to pronounce the entire body of text at once. Don't know how true that is but iirc it only consistently works with Brian
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Also I'll defend the guy posting this, they both own the channel so that ad money's probably going to be helping with hospital bills
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Obviously bait but I'm going to say it
Tomato is a great addition in theory, kneecaps the burger 80% of the time
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1490: I just realized man is a book
1740: I just realized man is an automaton
1850: I just realized man is a steam engine
1930: I just realized man is a computer
2010: I just realized man is a quantum computer
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This is the insecurity, the narcissism, the solipsism of the Jimstare. He escapes into his own image as he imagines it to be received by a future aggregate, from the inert viewpoint of The Lens, and this is portrayed as relatable and almost even desirable behavior.
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Police escorting multiple people under tarps into a van nitter.app/eugene_v_dabbs/status/…
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I feel like getting into this stuff must have cognitive effects similar to huffing spray paint several times a day
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I'm not saying this in an anti-AI way, I'm not even saying this in an anti-gooner way
I think being titillated by this thing or wanting to hear it talk in this voice for more than ten seconds is a marker of some kind of intellectual disability
Grok just dropped Companions, animated AI characters that talk to you in realtime!
There are 2 so far:
— Ani, a sexual anime girl who wants to cuddle and
— Bad Rudy, a mischievous fox that just wants to cuss you out.
Judge for yourself, here’s a video:
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Naively, this is the function of the Jimstare. The camera snap-zooms in and the eye contact floods the screen. You stare at him and he stares back; a symmetry that lifts him onto the viewer's plane, or vice-versa. An exchange of glances between friends in an awkward moment
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Jim is the audience surrogate for us, but the camera is the audience surrogate for Jim. He is lost in himself and has no idea. He is far and away the most fucked up psycho in that building
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Gazing at the public through the eyes of the artist portraying your gaze
Drawing the artist, forcing them to draw themself, pulling them into the work as a subject
Think about the in-n-out photos, there's this obsession with making the viewer feel that they're outpaced
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I found an account on Udio that is mostly generating songs about how his friend Seth shit his pants at work
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Needing to see and be seen in unison, you can settle for just staring at yourself, through a thick layer of obfuscation. Share a glance with your friends across the camera, just like cool guy Jim
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But what does it mean to exchange this glance with your own a) surrogate and b) role model? What does it mean to project yourself into a man always staring at a camera? In a real documentary, these glances would be shared with the camera crew. Jim stares directly into the lens
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I was laughing so hard that it wasn't fun anymore, I knew I was worrying everyone and I physically hurt. Something about the fact that we once lived in a culture capable of producing this, and that I remember that culture, and that it is so utterly alien to us now, I snapped
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This autoplayed afterwards and that was it. It was over. I had my head buried in my hands and everyone was just staring at me. I could not handle what I was hearing and seeing on the screen, my entire body was convulsing. I was laughing so hard it felt like it would never stop
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No, there isn't even that. Jim can only imagine the future observers. He imagines himself being seen. He is promising himself that he will be seen in a relatable light. The idea that the circuit will some day be completed is what reassures him, what affirms his being
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I let the replies to this put me in such a bad mood yesterday. Engaging with art on the same emotional level as a When You See It You Will Shit Bricks jpg. Like every installation is just waiting to be solved with a magic sentence, "this one is actually about sexual abuse"
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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