Goodnight all, its been a gas. I plan to nuke this account shortly.
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Watching right wingers freak out about krampus has been the funniest thing to happen all year
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No? Penguins are birds, humans are mammals. Whales and all their ancestors are Mammalian. This comment doesn't make any sense
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When we finally figure out FTL travel it'll be steam powered
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Replying to @marionumber4
No community note, it's real
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Replying to @SlumRNA_Dog
This is the single most awful take I've ever seen
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Replying to @SteveSkojec
You said, quote, "I would run Jesus's boat over".
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Replying to @_claypot
Cock shame vs cock confidence
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Replying to @Liv_Agar
>haven't seen person in a while >person is different Wow this must be a conspiracy
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No. Literally by definition we cannot. The idea of the rich simply taking care of the poor out of the goodness of their hearts and putting that above profit is a childish fantasy
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Replying to @Undoomed
Why on earth would anyone read books to people who can read for themselves
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"names him after a viking" is that not just... a swedish name?
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Replying to @exiliaex
I'm fucking convinced that the reason Freud came up with such outlandish theories was the fact he was like that and assumed everyone else must also be
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If you only believe in rehabilitation for people who haven't done anything wrong you don't believe in rehabilitation.
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Famously people who aren't racist were invented in 2010
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Replying to @SlumRNA_Dog
I'm not a Marxist and your take is still bad
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Replying to @GreenTextRepost
Diogenes reborn
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Why does a mouse see the cheese and not the trap?
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Replying to @outXOftime
Essos is full of weird lovecraftian shit
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"if motorbikes developed from bicycles why are there still bicycles?"
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Replying to @outXOftime
Oh dude it gets so much weirder than that. Come to Essos, we have - Magic cities where it's always night - flesh eating worms that burn you from the inside out - the literal fucking deep ones from Shadow Over Innsmouth - creepy vampire people with no blood
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I feel sorry for the dog, not Catturd
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They're playing dress up dolls with wojaks again
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No, you're making shit up
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Replying to @AlTonno1
This is like people who say "bento" as if it's a type of food and not just the Japanese word for lunchbox. Gonna go to weebs and ask if they wanna try my bento then pull out a perfectly lacquered Japanese bento which opens to reveal a cold grilled cheese, a lunchable, and a milk.
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It was sarcasm to serve a point, and it did that poorly.
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Replying to @sleepy_devo
You realize that the wolf pack alpha thing was a study on captive wolves from different packs right? Studies on wild wolf packs show that the "alpha pair" are literally just the parents of the rest of the pack.
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As an autistic person I find this line of argument very irritating. I'm not "vulnerable" or easy to manipulate. I'm a grown man who can make his own choices and I don't need people questioning my mental acuity based on their misunderstanding of how my condition works.
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That's not actually true. They had less but saying they had "no mass shootings" isn't factual
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Replying to @Seitetsu4
That's by definition punitive justice
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Definitely fair game to sue the company but I do wonder what possessed them to wear a butt plug to an MRI to begin with
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No, he's actually really shit at it
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Replying to @GigaBasedDad
At no point in human history did the average person EVER eat steak and eggs for breakfast.
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Replying to @Missingno_Fan
I'm witnessing the boomerfication of my generation in real time. This is literally just "kids these days don't book they phone" but for gen z.
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>fights one war >Loses So much for German superiority lul
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Replying to @Bracesco2023
He's fighting the real enemy fr
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If Hitler was physically attractive and/or a woman a lot of twitter leftists would become hardcore natsocs overnight.
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Replying to @MS_Sambo_
Yeah dude as a leftist I'm such a massive fan of neoliberal politicians and CEOs. What an astonishing thing to believe.
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It's not really that weird of an assumption tbh. If you're progressive for your time it makes sense to imagine you'd be progressive for a historical time too
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Every criticism of wendigoon I've ever seen is "he knew a guy who knew a guy" or "he was involved with this group that became bad after he left".
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I couldn't possibly care less about this drama but for what it's worth Ethan comes across completely spineless here to me. Like good grief either stick to your accusations or don't. Either he is a pedo, so stop trying to "build bridges" or he isn't, so apologize.
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Replying to @Bl1tzTurk
Holy shit there's Jews in my honey!!!!!!!
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Replying to @johnathanpooper
I've seen a lot of people calling Ethan a snake but that's not fair. Snakes actually have backbones.
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Replying to @Pavldozer @PopCrave
Y'all have the humour of an actual 3 year old
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Replying to @milkeyedsoul
"Erm actually having things that look nice is reactionary"
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"he was joking" Don't care. "I was joking" isn't a defense, reprehensible behavior is still reprehensible even if you thought it was funny.
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I get what ur saying but when it's the whole family and they're all this far gone there's fuckall you can actually do about it.
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You are accused of being a fakecel. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be banned from reddit r/incel
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Replying to @jakey38
Hi, doctor who is a fictional show that isn't real, hope this helps.
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The issue with the "Palestine is homophobic" argument is that its totally irrelevant, being homophobic doesn't mean you deserve to be genocided. Bringing up the fact that Republicans want to kill LGBT people IS relevant when talking about voting against them.
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The person OP is quote tweeting is a white nationalist afaik
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Did the children in Hiroshima so any of that shit tho?
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She didn't do anything wrong though. Disciplining children who haven't done anything wrong is called "abuse"
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Replying to @AlTonno1
I'm not even Muslim but Inshallah she pepper sprays his ass
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Replying to @yoloswagstudios
What on earth does this mean lmao
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Replying to @exiliaex
Vaush is weird cause sometimes he'll be really reasonable and level headed and then he'll suddenly go off the rails and say some outta left field shit. Tho tbh I actually relate to him a lot in the fact that I also get angry and say things I shouldn't.
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Replying to @SkinnyTuna
Fixed it
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Posting this about a war you lost is unbelievable cope
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Scarfs are on of the most classic and practical menswear accessories, your ancestors are laughing at you
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Replying to @PGALockerRoom
We're gonna dig up all your golf greens and plant forests
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Holy shit dude did you make this meme on a Nokia
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Replying to @ManletThorin
"If thing satire why thing cool" Caveman brain
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That is a totally different person lol
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Yes obviously people who hold beliefs consider their beliefs to be correct otherwise they would not hold them, what a profound observation.
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Replying to @asubparusername
If a greentext begins with "I'm not gay" there is a 100% chance it's gonna contain the most homosexual thing you've ever read. I'm LITERALLY gay and nothing I do is even close to the level of f@gginess in a story that starts with "I'm straight but".
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Well yeah, all the RW people who talk about "European culture" mostly just mean "being white", they don't actually have any understanding of real European cultures
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Replying to @1uonknome
They actually said the exact opposite of that. If you only believe in rehabilitation for people who had a good reason to commit a crime and punitive justice the rest of the time you aren't pro rehabilitation you just have a different definition of what actions deserve punishment.
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Humans are so far removed from insects that comparing insect behaviour to human behavior is almost meaningless.
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Replying to @GreenTextRepost
Only one thing to do. Hunt down the driver
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Replying to @romlib_
I'll never forgive Dante Allegri for the fact that his soy biblical fanfic has become treated like a legitimate theological source.
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No, they aren't. The gloves are there to protect you as much as the person you're treating. If it was just about keeping bacteria out of the wound sanitizing your hands would be enough. Have you ever heard of HIV
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Replying to @francy_sketches
TBH this Alt Shift X thumbnail is the best depiction of Jon I've seen IMO
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Replying to @toollloud
Finish the book George. I am nolonger asking.
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Replying to @ABSStats
As a South African, I would avoid any area with a high south African population like it was radioactive. I can barely tolerate half my relatives. The stereotype of Afrikaners being racist is very much real.
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FTL capable ships are gonna end up looking like futuristic steamboats I can feel it in my bones
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Replying to @BasedNorthmathr
"Everyone is doing it" is not and will never be an excuse to do evil things
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Neonazis and comical stupidity, name a more iconic duo.
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Replying to @Inhumansoflate1
My brother in christ you aren't anti imperialist, you just support the other empire.
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>people are so addicted to drama and meaningless culture war arguments that they'll actively keep using a site they hate over a better alternative because it has less drama
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Yeah I think this tweet is factually wrong, anyone CAN change. The issue is you shouldn't expect victims to forgive their abuser EVEN IF they changed. Of course if they want to that's great but it shouldn't be forced on them
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Replying to @spargles
S tier bait
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Replying to @muke10101
Sorry man I actually like having a population that's literate
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Replying to @whatifalthist
This is hilariously bad
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Replying to @itsaRebelNerd @AP
Of you know any persona at all who can pay back a 30-40k dollar loan? What you're essential saying is "poor people don't deserve an education"
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Replying to @spargles
Your honour my client pleads "goes hard".
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Replying to @Bug_Hall
Sure but they will have to interact with other kids, and other people in general, at some point. And some of those people will be as you put it "retarded". I'm just curious as I said.
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Replying to @Trey_Explainer
Sparta is mid
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Replying to @cojucal @outXOftime
Yeah he's great. Not like that Alt Shwift X weirdo.
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So true, it's better to switch off your emotions than to recognize the fact that your livestock are living beings that deserve to have good lives even if their ultimately fate is the abattoir
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Replying to @FilmsFallout
"You've gotten a lot farther than you should have, but then you haven't met Frank Horrigan either. Your rides over mutie. Time to die"
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Replying to @levyngrey @lowkyric
Let's not pretend this is unique to guys lmao. Guys do it more but girls can be plenty creepy too.
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A theory in science is literally the highest level of confirmation. Scientists don't say "fact" because the core principle of science is to leave room for the possibility you are wrong even when you know with absolute certainty you aren't.
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Replying to @GreenTextRepost
Most Asian cultures cultivate a different type of rice that has a higher starch content so its easier to eat, also in a lot of Asian cultures bringing a bowl to your mouth or eating with your hands isn't taboo
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Correct, and leftist policies factually work better than rightist ones assuming that you're working from the axiom of improving life for as many people as possible
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