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The Universal Polity
“It wasn’t real socialism”

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There was no AI used in the creation of this photo. Only raw human intellect.
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“I’ve stumbled on a gold mine but all those guys with pyrite look like they’re having fun!”
this is giving me a panic attack. how could you be so stupid
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Sorry Chud, woke gets the girl.
she's wearing an "immigrants make america great" crop top today why live, really what's the point
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They can stay in Palestine, they just don’t get to keep their ethno-state. Hope this helps.
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Remember when your parents would make you use shampoo as a young child and you’d get it in your eyes and you would cry because you just got poison in your eyes and this was totally normal?
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Favorite Twitter phenomenon is how all the Aryans are Maoist Third Worldists and all the Nazis are Mexican or Filipino.
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Gunter, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bars are too fire. they’ll excommunicate you
German priest raps from the altar as restrictions on Latin Mass continue.
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The true embodiment of patriarchy: I wish to go off and commit violence with no restriction for the glory of it and when I get back I want every women to be my mom.
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A big flaw in traditional Marxist theory is that working conditions would lead to class consciousness. Marx couldn't conceive of these workers all having access to a magic slab that tells them their most important problem is transpeople and "woke" Disney movies.
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Even in death, Marx mogs you.
My bladder was dry so I just took a selfie
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WW1 made things like this impossible.
Replying to @creepydotorg
6. The shortest, tallest, and fattest man in Europe playing cards together in 1913
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You could do Pascals wager with Mesoamerican Paganism and it would still work. Pascal’s flaw is that he forgot Christianity isn’t the only religion in the world.
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“you don’t support palestine if you vote for kamala harris”
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Gay marriage is illegal in all of Israel. So Palestine having one sector where it legal actually makes them more progressive on that front.
fellas, is it homophobic to support a country that puts gay people in jail for 10 years?
Community note
The image this post is talking about is from the Wikipedia article below and is about gay sexual activity, not gay marriage. Gay marriage is not recognized in any part of Palestine. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_righ
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“What’s his crime? Easting a meal? A succulent African dinner??”
Welcome to Germany. Import the Third World, become the Third World 🤨🇩🇪
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So was Marx aligned with the Assassins or templars?
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A reminder that the entire Romanov family was brutally - and slowly, incompetently - murdered in a dark and dirty basement by bolshevik animals, in what seems to have been part of a 'religious' ritual.
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America: Sell us your highly profitable company China: no America: Why do these asiatic savages hate democracy?
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Apparently there is a TikTok of a Puyi impersonator who just vibes in Beijing.
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“Cultural appropriation” is such a funny concept to me. “Hey I know we’re living in an increasingly interconnected and cosmopolitan world but you also need to make sure everything you do is in line with your racial/ethnic origin.”
This guy is inventing new forms of cultural appropriation
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I’m starting to think the vast majority of people on this site do not leave their house at all.
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I think I understand this quote now.
Pope has luncheon with trans group. So funny. What’s even the point of Catholicism? Feel guilty for touching yourself and then listen to the man in the dress tell you to submit to gender ideology anyway. nitter.app/readerplus_/status/172…
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Satan isn’t real. I hope that clears things up.
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The girl in question is terminal, wanted to “get married” to the nurse who took care of her, he did it to provide her happiness. Its a fake ceremony to provide comfort for a dying child. You have to be truly poisoned to immediately think “This is a grooming thing”
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The suburbs genuinely cooks your mind.
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Am I alone in thinking it was fine?
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Its genuinely scary how illiterate people are becoming. Watching The Wall and thinking its a Pro-Fascist show requires you to literally turn off your brain.
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Bolsonaro execution soon.

ALT Happy Season 8 GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Losing my shit over learning that “HH” is just their “Bazinga!”
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This is fucking crazy to me.
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A lot of people are starting to unironically believe that posting is praxis and that’s not good lol.
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When Marx compared religion to an opium, it was not as a recreational drug but a painkiller.
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Some people have stood still all their lives and I think that’s quite sad.
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Reminded of this interaction
All of them. I would literally blow up a planet full of sapient creatures to save my wife, or my children, or a few hundred countrymen, etc. This is the most natural sentiment in existence. Literally no living human being values the lives of enemies as much as the lives of family members.
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Jesus Christ.
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People’s Daily posting pro-Sparrow pieces now:
What’s a bothersome puddle to humans is a joyful playground for these little sparrows.
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I feel like this is relevant somehow.
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Replying to @AndromedaPip
You're one of those Pali-lovers aye?
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Polish Neo-Nazis are always the funniest thing. Like, bud, it was YOUR great grandpa that was sent to the showers.
"Ah yes new arrival. Name Aella-wait was is das foul smell? Guards! Take her to ze shower immediately! Schnell!"
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God we really need to teach Philosophy in school again.
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America’s geographical isolation has convinced us that we would all be Fremen super soldiers if push came to shove.
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Leftists are telling me this is actually a horrible thing and I should be praying for Assad’s safety.
So touching: “I have been in prison for 10 years. What happened?” “The regime fell” And his laugh!
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The whole thread is just this.
Replying to @SeanBerube4
The point: Even if a communist “utopia,” was built, man would destroy it Mankind would seek suffering, hardship, and trial… Why? Because human nature was not built for endless comfort: Endless pleasure rots a man’s soul
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I always love this comic because of the implication that directly bombing Netanyahu would be acceptable.
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BB fans when the housewife with a cancer stricken drug lord husband has anxiety and fears for the safety of herself and her children.

ALT Tv Smash GIF

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Removing Stalin’s corpse in the middle of the night was beast mode ngl.
Inside Lenin's mausoleum in 1955, before that bastard Khrushchev removed Stalin's body in 1961.
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I always find it crazy people were doing street battles in suits and ties.
Bavarian Red Army fighting for a Soviet Republic (Munich, April 1919)
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I think about this tweet daily.
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Replying to @rtrjohnny
Your mom rn:
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Religion in our modern age has become so non-committal that it practically is akin to agnosticism. These numbers mean very little.
🚨NEW: Belief in God among 18-24 year-olds has tripled in 4 years 2021: 16% 2025: 45% (+29) [@YouGov]
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Trying to explain famine and inflation to an American: Imagine small expensive borger.
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Replying to @zomg_15
I watchd a lets play of it yesterday. It’s actually quite good but the fandom might as well be talking about an entirely about an alternate universes version. It’s a deeply depressing psychological horror. Not the fun workplace romp fan discussions seem to make it.
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Replying to @anti_minotaur
Real as fuck.
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"I don't shake hands with executioners!" - Georgi Zhukov to one of the killers of the Romanovs, 1951
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American life 5 years after Chinese Liberation 👇
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Communism. That’s your purpose now.
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Infalibility of the Pope.
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The left wing Israelis:
As a left-wing Israeli let me tell you: there will be no forgiveness. We won’t forgive Hamas, their supporters, and those who choose to look the other way.
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I am not going to take seriously people who brag of their retardation. Have a seat in the helicopter.
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Replying to @zerothcom
Ay Caramba!
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This is, unironically, a fascistic position. Fascists love talking about this. Its their main argument for dismantling due process and civil liberties. Der Stermer had a whole section dedicated to Jewish criminals to justify stripping due process from the law.
Lawyers are cops,I dont know why they pretend to be anything else. Dont ever claim to be against systemic injustice if the words "I've represented rapists" comes out of your rotten mouth.
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You guys ever wonder why universal ethics guys only ever cite rape and murder and never any other ethical dilema?
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Replying to @vogontheater
I got to see them at a talk when I was in middle school and hearing them both say, nonchalantly, that they were simply coworkers was like hearing Santa wasn’t real.
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So cool that there was an example where 1) the WOKE army was real 2) they won.
It’s the 50th anniversary of the carnation revolution today
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It feels awful all the time actually.
how it feels being socially and romantically stunted
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“They stole watches” what are dead men going to do with watches?
Replying to @TheFl0orIsLaVa
What I see... --> Every german civilian in the soviet zone knew the word "Uri, Uri" (soviets took all watches ([english]watch= [german]Uhr) they could find)
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The Haitians established a bourgeois order based on the bourgeois order in France. “Bourgeois” and “Proletarians” are not moral categories.
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Btw this is me.
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Calling South Africans’ disdain towards Boer business owners and landlords the product of American CRT is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Perfect, no notes.
Shocking video shows South Africa’s black party singing “kill the Boer (Whites), kill the White farmer” This is all downstream from the rotten secular religion of wokeness and CRT plaguing America today. You have been warned. WATCH.
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Replying to @Tankgorl
The history of trans people is quite fascinating as it really seems like the last couple generations are the ones with issues with it. Boys used to be dressed as girls in the early 1900s We have transgender Egyptian priests. Genderfluid norse gods, etc.
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The more I learn of the DDR the more I realize they were just hype moments and aura.
"25 years of the antifascist protective wall" celebration on Karl-Marx-Allee, Berlin, 1986.
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The reactionaries saw their reflection in Dune and are NOT happy.
Tolkien hated Dune, but was too polite to explain why. When you compare the sensibilities of Tolkien's writings to those of Herbert's, it makes sense why it wouldn't appeal to him. The Lord of the Rings has clearly defined good guys and bad guys and is a story of good triumphing over evil. Dune is about a group of not-so-good people getting revenge on even worse people. The Lord of the Rings has themes lifted from Judeo-Christian theology, and heroes rising up to fulfill their destinies. Dune is very much an anti-religious story about the weaponization of faith and man-made prophets claiming destiny as justification for their grasps at power. The Lord of the Rings is about small people from humble backgrounds facing dangers to protect what they love. Dune is about aristocrats killing aristocrats and using the little people as cannon fodder. The Lord of the Rings is optimistic and ends with the true king being restored to the throne and ushering in a golden age. Dune is pessimistic and ends with a tyrant being replaced by another tyrant.
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Replying to @VicCapitalism
Why is class such a theme with leftists? Can’t we all coexist, with the wealthy staying wealthy and not desiring more while the poor are being taken care of?
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Suburbanites are so detached from resource supply chains they honest to god believe beef just randomly spawns in grocery stores and restaurants.
China is 3000 years behind the west
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Replying to @NotHaru47
“Im considering making a game-“ No you aren’t. This post is the furthest you will get.
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As someone who took a Russian History course, I can confirm most people did not give a fuck.
Fascinating how modern "communists" still can't comprehend why most civil war era Bolsheviks were disgusted by the Romanov executions
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Racism has marginal utility. A level 9000 racist is as effective as a level 1000 racist.
🚨 BAD NEWS FOR LEFTISTS: Charlie Kirk said his wife Erika is MORE CONSERVATIVE than he is “By far. It’s not even close. I am a MODERATE compared to Erika.” The left isn’t ready for what’s coming… 😏🇺🇸
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Replying to @SallyMayweather
They call him Mr. 50/200 50% poverty rate 200% inflation.
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SSmall BuSSineSS owners when they have to pay for a convenience service
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Replying to @YourGoodFriendR
“Why didn’t Zohran kill himself and have his body butchered to feed the starving masses?”
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So I knew that in the letter Marx sent after Engel’s lover died he asked for money but nothing could have prepared me for how he did it.
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So cool how the German Left is like the most spineless and least principled groups in the world.
#German "Fridays for Future" movement for climate justice announces it will isolate itself from the international network and solidarity and says Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg does not represent it. The decision comes two days after Thunberg chanted "no climate justice on occupied land" in Amsterdam and invited a Palestinian and an Afghan woman on stage.
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Genuine heroes.
Israelis in Tel Aviv protesting the bombing of 2 million civilians (one million children) in Gaza are arrested.
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Do you carry pepper spray or a taser? Hope you’re feeling better. This is really fucked up.
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He deleted the tweet but I’m not gonna let him forget it.
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