100% drama, 100% games. That's every day and that's a promise. Will remove my pride twibbon when America removes its intolerance twibbon

From this point forward, any post anyone dislikes from this account is actually from one of the many foreign students whose free speech rights I am bravely protecting
If the US government is going to start deporting foreign students for having incorrect opinions, maybe one partial solution is for students who are citizens to volunteer to express their opinions for them.
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Didn’t understand why this scene was in Oppenheimer
and bisexual people exist.
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Parent politics watch: my mom turned against Erika Kirk because she wears too much makeup
Erika Kirk at tonight’s Fox Patriot Awards.
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I’m glad bugs bunny said this
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Huge ruffle. Gods blessings rain down on me
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I think this is legitimately the first time a politician has done a meme and 1. It not be cringe 2. It's actually funny 3. Shows he's in the culture
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The choochoo train was a spoon full of food
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Trump’s son when Trump writes a heartfelt tender message to someone: there’s no way that’s my dad
My father has a very specific way of speaking. People all over the world have mimicked it for decades. The insanity written in the Wall Street Journal, AIN’T IT and everyone knows it. Also in 47 years I’ve never seen him doodle once. Give me a break with the fake “journalisming’
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this is shocking. just a couple years ago this barber shop would be considered an elizabeth warren stronghold.
President @realDonaldTrump visits Javiel’s Barbershop in Bronx, NY 🇺🇸
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Replying to @sickfatdog
We used to have more world wars than genders
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government waste has been a problem longer than you know. apparently louis pasteur frittered away his life making broth moldy? and the flasks he made are, no offense, a little fruity...
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Replying to @evil_meowie
Lets watch the language
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This is off in many ways but “had to” is especially a bit of a reach
In Afghanistan, the segregation of women is so extreme that they had to invent bacha bazi, a practice where boys dressed as women dance for powerful men, under the belief that sexual contact with young males is more moral. nitter.app/INADI/status/196844954…
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has anyone else said he looks like dying tony hawk
.@JDVance owner Peter Thiel, says America is like Weimar Germany in the 1920s: “Liberalism is exhausted… Democracy whatever that is, is exhausted… so we have to start talking far outside the Overton Window.” Holy shit. He is literally taking Hitler’s side to justify himself. This was precisely what the Nazis tried to sell to Germans, that Weimar was “too liberal” and needed “strong leadership” to save it from degeneracy. To make this super clear, Thiel’s doing this at a talk to promote German philosopher Carl Schmitt, who was a prominent member of the Nazi Party. piped.video/vfbndRTlsg4?si=oIkS… I cannot emphasize enough that this psychopath will be running the country if we don’t protect this election. #PFT
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Forgot to rake your sandwich 😂😂😂😂😂
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Look I know we’re all hungover but you just haven’t thought through your racist stereotypes if you’re saying “a white lunkhead would never do vehicular manslaughter in a pickup truck”
You never seem to see this phenotype plow through crowds of people with a vehicle
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Replying to @exMalwa
they're so scared of jewish stories that they forced seinfeld to make his show about nothing
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Yep 👍 they gave fruity ol Cracker Barrel a shot of testosterone 💉💪 sorry it doesn’t look like a spinster’s basement anymore, libtards 😂
Old Cracker Barrel vs. New Cracker Barrel.
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thousands of dollars in film and development costs that could have gone to feeding children. Just because they’re too proud to shoot photos with their phones
9 months. 100+ rolls of film. The honor of a lifetime. Here are my favorite shots of the Zohran campaign.
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Bernie shouldn’t have gone on rogan, but look at his alternatives. Every other podcast in the top 25 is two women who talk about the most perverted disembowelings of the 90s. Or Marc Maron.
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I don’t think anyone calling what I do evil has considered the banality of it
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Okay does anyone else see a resemblance to tulsi gabbard?
Meet “La Diabla”, the BABY trafficker. An insidious predator who lured pregnant women on the premise of fake care, performed illegal C-sections, then harvested their organs, and SOLD their newborn babies. Thanks to intelligence from @ODNIgov, Mexican authorities captured her. This is the horror that thrived under Biden’s border crisis, and this is the evil that will end under President Trump's leadership.
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Replying to @whitefeelingss
The global south is going to be disappointed to find out you don’t know about wyoming, new south wales
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NYT: The Dark Pedophile is the dumbest man on the planet, medically speaking. Why are his ideas so compelling to the Trump administration? Every NYC based account on here: yeah actually The Dark Pedophile really embarrassed himself at the 5 cocktail parties I’ve gone to with him
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Replying to @allahliker
Guys like that dream of falling into a forced cannibalism scenario. It’s like suburban gun guys wishing they’d have a break in
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waitress said that they have to charge extra for Dynamite Sauce to go with my Cheesy Chicken Bacon Bites. I said "so the sun sets on the great American experiment" and even though I muttered it under my breath everyone in the Dave and Busters started clapping
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Replying to @GarlicCorgi
They were observed doing the high high hopes dance immediately before this clip
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Replying to @GarlicCorgi
a man of science would never reject a possibility without appropriate inquiry
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sorry I didn't catch the arab spring, I was awake too much
I was in graduate school for fiction writing and suffering from severe insomnia at the time and did not follow that event closely
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just invented a bakery where everyone is waiting
bakery where everyone is waiting 🤩
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Replying to @ByYourLogic
Keem being too dumb to know he’s an alcoholic and deciding he has anxiety which is cured by alcohol is so sweet. If I was a psychiatrist I’d give him a little award and send him on his way
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The party’s set for @nbcsnl with @elonmusk !!
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Replying to @allahliker
she has access to the secret cross-dressing photos of someone who turned 18 last week. pretty rude of you to assume she's talking about the publicly available fake ones and not these secret ones she can't disclose for certain reasons.
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Replying to @GarlicCorgi
Lemme tell ya Jack I was, I was frankensteins monster. They dug me up out of a graveyard and [unintelligible, thirty seconds] a monster mash
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Replying to @Sturgeons_Law
hail mary play but I'm rooting for him
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someone hasn't been to my mother in law's house!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replying to @Sturgeons_Law
There's never been a religion, a govt, a culture, where women dominate & oppress men as a class. But there have been tons of each where the opposite is true.
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Replying to @mrmarkdolan
All female authors are tied for first for me. The bravery to put your female perspective on the page is at a higher level than any soldier or athlete, and I refuse to diminish that by ranking any of them lower than #1. Also I haven’t read any of their books.
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You’ll be shocked to hear that leftists are making fun of this kid instead of putting forward a viable alternative candidate for class president
For those asking for an update: - Jaiden decided to go back to school today. With his patch will in place. He said he'd do a sit-in if necessary to protest. - Two law firms have stepped forward to assist as necessary to fight the viewpoint discrimination. - Lots of media interest. Mom and son will likely be on Hannity tonight, other outlets covering too - No known response yet from the school or district offices - Colorado governor tweeted about it, disagreeing with the school. (No word yet if he'll pick up a phone and tell them to knock it off.) - Jaiden sent me a video telling me his favorite Tuttle Twins book 🎉 (It's the Creature from Jekyll Island.) - He is campaigning to be school president. The tri-corner hat is part of his shtick. Super patriotic kid!
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Business majors have to take finance, which requires middle school knowledge of algebra, then the rest is the kind of fake classes they set up for college athletes but the professors aren’t in on it
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Replying to @josiahhughes
I sent him a bart drawing I did a while ago and he was polite but uninterested
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Replying to @allahliker
Your honor, we’re dismissing this case. The defendants story tracks, and honestly we hadn’t thought of it that way
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Keith Haring famously left behind a treasure map to Haring's Fortune in 5 pieces, hidden across the globe. To date, only one has been found (pictured below)
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American ice cream needs to get way moldier, says the spores controlling the brains of 70% of America
American Ice Cream is under-fire for having zero mold in 6 months.
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Stomp clap music was not hipster music. It was a Moment. It was a space for the misfits, the outcasts, and the dreamers to create a light for themselves through music. And yeah, we sold a couple million records along the way
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It took a while but this is the standard birthday pose now
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Thought up a theory on ideology I call “The Idiot Hole”
Fish Hook Theory is real 👁️👄👁️
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BREAKING: Valentina Gomez has time of her LIFE in New Mecca despite previous reservations about the Islamic faith tradition
Welcome to the New mecca, formerly known as New York City. From Ground Zero to Ground Sharia. These jihadists will rape your daughters & make 9/11 look like a dress rehearsal.
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So let me get this straight: -benson boone collab’d with Crumbl to make a cookie. -It’s a HIT. -Media’s focusing on the mayoral election instead, even though it happened weeks ago? -And we’re just supposed to pretend it isn’t because benson’s white. Am I getting this right?
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Replying to @never_oppressed
I heard he didn't even bust and he feels pretty bad about it but I guess chasing clout's more important 🙄
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Replying to @allahliker
*two interviews later* I had Brian Cox on here and he said a black hole will turn your dick into spaghetti. That kind of things just crazy to me David Irving: well there’s a lot we don’t know
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Replying to @GarlicCorgi
I think Britain has a copyright on that
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‘00s comedies were like “milk was a bad choice,” while ‘10s comedies were like “uhh, milk was a choice”
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Replying to @allahliker
To outdoor cats the dwindling rodent supply must be a source of conflict and concern at least on the same level as global oil reserves
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brooklynite here: nail on the head. too many of my neighbors who drill for oil and gas have taken their skills to texas
Palantir CEO Alex Karp on Zohran Mandani: “The average Ivy League grad voting for this mayor is annoyed their education is not that valuable, and that the person who knows how to drill for oil has a more valuable profession” “I think that annoys the fuck out of these people”
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Replying to @allahliker
If you chuckle and say the games afoot cops will usually lose interest
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Replying to @RebeccaMtn @nypost
Yeah it is unfortunate that you’re a pervert
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Big congrats to Justin Roiland for being cleared of his only accusation involving someone over 18
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You should be eligible for a public guardian if you believe this woman sorry
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Replying to @kalinah
impostor syndrome is when you correctly call me an impostor
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if you can say anything about the culture wars, it's that it's a good-faith dispute between stakeholders with sincerely held beliefs. surely a peace can be brokered in which a certain amount of legal abortions will be granted in exchange for a certain amount of banned textbooks.
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Replying to @never_oppressed
I’m no neurologist but that repetitive visual pattern can’t be good for him
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Bernie Sanders could have gone to a local venue to support Palm Springs music scene. But sure let’s go to nepobaby sleepaway camp instead
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Replying to @most_opppressed
I simply don’t care about who’s destroying who with facts and logic these days
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Who must go?
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Replying to @SeanRMoorhead
I predict someone like imagine dragons is going to universally received as great in thirty years and if you say otherwise people will think you just hate fun, like Journey now. The biopic will portray one of the Mormon band member’s struggle with coffee
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Replying to @ByYourLogic
shooting happened a couple months before Tár and I choose to believe she was putting herself through a full Tár humiliation arc to get in the mindset
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ALAB is empowering systemic racism by not reducing their commentary to “this is bad. This is bad. I’m holding up a neon sign that says this is bad”
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This person posted a $60 plate from fette sau and now they have a billion replies saying “pff I could get that for $70 in Austin no problem”
This is $165 of BBQ in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
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People shocked that as an Econ PhD I haven’t read Marx 😂 like girl in your English major did they make you read dusty ass shit like Dracula or to kill a mockingbird? Or actually relevant stuff for an English career?
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Trump in term 3: I’m pardoning the BEAUTIFUL teenagers of the 764 terror and sextortion group, who were treated very unfairly by the “bitch” Bondi who’s looking worse than ever. The 764 has made so many Robux and we like Robux very much don’t we
Today, I was briefed by the FBI on a dangerous online network known as “764.” This group uses encrypted apps to engage in satanic sexual extortion targeting minors, and they are considered to be extremely dangerous. Parents: please stay aware of who your kids are talking to online. PROTECT YOUR KIDS!
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Awesome interactions
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Replying to @GarlicCorgi
They’re preparing to install their border’s first lightbulb
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Without external intervention, market forces would have eventually pushed him away from a forced labor model
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Replying to @getfiscal
You’ll never see the news cover this
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Okay we’re all just pretending this guy isn’t hot, right?
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This would be excellent and cause a lot of people to become new fans!
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I don't think it's productive to diagnose people online, but if you see a tiktok of two dudes hanging out, or a child actor as an adult and think that's depressing, you might just have depression.
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Replying to @GarlicCorgi
it’s a new year, Winston *cut to Ana de armas racking a shotgun* there’s a new newspeak
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Replying to @AstuteCFO
in 2005 you could say "I'm not racist, I hate all races equally 😁." now you have to find a racist guy in Indonesia to launder your group chat's rep
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So I’m just supposed to clock in, send emails, and rawdog life when a photo of heaven got leaked this morning? Like that’s the move?
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People are asking why I think murderers can be rehabilitated but not people who disagree with me online. I then look up from my grindstone, where I’ve been sharpening my poster’s blade this whole time
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Could you outline what you’re doing specifically?
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imagine being such a good actor that you can kill someone with a prop gun
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Replying to @whitefeelimgs
It's the move she has to make, she's got to get attention points and the mainstream media genuinely doesn't care who she is right now. I saw a clip of vance from her podcast referred to as "unearthed audio" as if they found it in a thumb drive on the sidewalk
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check this out: I'm pondering my morb lol
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Replying to @allahliker
mortifying for alec to do this the day after being acquitted
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POV: it’s 2005 and you just started your job exploiting the global south at the World Trade Center
POV: it's 1983 and you just moved to pittsburgh to pursue your career in manufacturing
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Replying to @TheMonkeyJungle
only rt if you get it
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Why did Don do this to us
If things settle down by 2022 hopefully we can get back into the debate over Drag Queen Story Time and see how columnists have evolved on the subject
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People post this like they wouldn’t take a day off work if SpongeBob died
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Replying to @ByYourLogic
Pro-Trump columnists: Gay Spider-Man the Musical is the Left’s drone strike on civilization as we know it. Trump: They never should have cast Jonathan Groff as Gay Venom. I love the man but he’s getting up in years! We need a FRESH FACE
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