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Mostly harmless, Renegade talent agent

Joined October 2012
Got a funny gif out of it
Alex Stone
@StoneJAlex
3 Feb 2025
THREE. MILLION. TAX. PAYER. DOLLARS. WAS. USED. TO. STUDY. HOW. FAST. SHRIMP. CAN. RUN. ON. A. TREADMILL. Youโ€™ve gotta be kidding me.
Community note
The $3M figure was the result of a calculation error that conflated all research grants associated with David Scholnick and wasnโ€™t specific to the shrimp research. Scholnick paid $47 out-of-pocket for the first shrimp treadmill and $1,000 for the second one. archive.ph/ea0dn web.archive.org/web/2021072705โ€ฆ web.archive.org/web/2025012914โ€ฆ web.archive.org/web/2024091415โ€ฆ web.archive.org/web/2024062723โ€ฆ web.archive.org/web/2022090609โ€ฆ web.archive.org/web/2024122913
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Replying to @shenanigansen
Name every lion
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I love how down to earth these guys are.
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Replying to @mintiliciouss
Hit them with the old "C4H10FO2P"
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Replying to @vanillaopinions
The amount of energy to raise the sea temperature by one degree is insane. Has anyone calculated that?
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Replying to @punishedpope
They have to play and beat a toho game
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Replying to @boygrrI
I think you are on the wrong side
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Replying to @KellytoyDK
Best if USED by?
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Replying to @uwantmetoiwill
Assuming direct control
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Replying to @mintiliciouss
I remember
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Replying to @archer_uwu
There would be so many dollar generals
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Replying to @PepitoTheCat
Looking a little different today
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Replying to @Tiny1Badger
I think the worst part would be the fact more of them would have a better sense of smell.
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Replying to @radiosigint
Just make it a double sided patch
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Replying to @BackwoodsGoku
I like that idea of calling it a homunculus
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Replying to @grimoire43
I think that horse is scared as hell right there
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Leaped like a left 4 dead zombie
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Replying to @GooseworxMusic
Gay porn? How queer
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The creator of wojak was a sad Polish man. So yea but unrelated
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Replying to @FlashgitzAnims
Congratulations it's now legally what happened in the bluey universe lol
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Replying to @SamONellaHealth
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Is this what you see on LSD?
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Replying to @Celadon_VA
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Replying to @drakebonergif
Make a cool flaming skeleton pointing at the download button. It would get me every time
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Replying to @TheActMan_YT
Yeah that kid is going to have issues
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Replying to @FrenlyFrenchBoi
Mal Ingham@ingham_mal
19 Jan 2023
Badgers & sheep just chilling out together by the Nutter clan sett. Some would have you believe that badgers predate on sheep & lambs. They don't! This is just a fraction of my footage of badger/sheep interaction taken nightly over many years at this sett.
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Replying to @BloodCrisisGame
It still requires the original to exist in the first place
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Replying to @mintiliciouss
Real talk. A small amount of Chlorine trifluoride
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Replying to @GooseworxMusic
Shrimp shaped for your shrimp shaped body.
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Replying to @JustinWhang
Like a dream where you can't punch like normal
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Replying to @GooseworxMusic
Goose made goosebumps books too
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Replying to @vats9_9
They are not even facing the same way
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Two, make a gravel supply company. That's con-crete baby
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Replying to @malwrhunterteam
I have identified a security vulnerability, that person right there
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Replying to @EXPayline
You have to let them sniff your finger, you know that painting of God and Adam reaching out. You have to do some like that
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Replying to @FootjobTherapy
"here comes the airplane!" "Who's a thirsty little plane"
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Replying to @liz_love_lace
Solar eclipses happen all the time, mostly where no one lives.
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Replying to @wwwdotjondotcom
I kinda trust a company run by someone who loves trains a little more then average
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Replying to @krus_chiki
I think I might be able to pass a bear check
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Replying to @terminallyOL
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Replying to @crowcialist
Who is fucking all of the trees?
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She is pretty great
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Replying to @paularambles
She did lose weight from it
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Replying to @O3Tofu
There is a free open source program for room making too sweethome3d.com/
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Replying to @sblominic
Radioactive cat
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Replying to @THR
You know what, just make weed illegal again.
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Replying to @gnostrils @moonboi_
Well... Is it good?
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Replying to @TheActMan_YT
Don't let him on your computer, he will install Linux
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Replying to @KaptainKrunch97
What like planet side 2 but only PvE?
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Replying to @TheAngelKing47
Bro check for cameras, sounds like a set up
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Replying to @GooseworxMusic
Slop time
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Replying to @owenbroadcast
I need to see the Feng shui mapping of this place, it seems bad
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Don't you agree?
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Replying to @MakoFukasame
CPU core 7 is lucky
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Replying to @nomi_priv @mintiliciouss
Can't do crime if you can't move
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Replying to @clevelandreaper
He is walking how I feel when I'm walking when I'm to look normal while high
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Replying to @mercantilefrog
It's priceless
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Replying to @VorosTwins
They didn't use a single grammar period in that statement, very clever
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Replying to @meatcanyon
Blink two times if you are okay.
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Replying to @OrdinaryGamers
Why does it have to be shiny?
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Replying to @GooseworxMusic
Unfortunately they only make pineapples named that
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Replying to @Giwi_
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Replying to @TheMG3D @MichaelG_3D
Why would anybody be scared of the guy, he is probably nice and probably has interesting stories to tell.
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Wait you are the person I keep hearing about
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Replying to @okaymidwest
What do you mean, he always had one
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Replying to @Lordmiles @lordmiles
Miles nooo! He is going to steal your chromosomes!
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Replying to @calmbeast59
The poor horse could understand the horror happening around it but could not do nothing to stop it
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White text, black background is the loops part of the velcro
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Replying to @kiiroi_jacket
Just show them, don't be scared
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The poor packets are going to be so dizzy
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Replying to @GooseworxMusic
the homo channel.
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Replying to @_SrPelo_
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Replying to @Celadon_VA @Merrydawg
Mission accomplished
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Replying to @Boringstein
Not good, get the real stuff
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Want to remove it?
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Replying to @PirateSoftware
You should plant them, think about how many houses you could grow with wall seeds
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Replying to @cubsjaw
Gang stalkers be like "there he is, turn on the highbeams"
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Replying to @megigogi
How did you not know about it?
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Replying to @Telepeturtle
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Replying to @pcgamer
Remember to yell, "witness me Joel!"
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Replying to @DymeArachnyd
Me tal
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Replying to @ShyBucketGetter @sexwithuruncle
Oh boy
depths of wikipedia!
@depthsofwiki
20 Jul 2023
I was looking at the articles that link to "US Military" and thought it was kind of weird that "Shock gum" was one of them. but sure enough
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Replying to @goodgirlshadow
I mean, once you have a few of them. They kinda collect themselves. Especially if you leave power tools or like unbuild computers laying around
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Replying to @FoxxHairy
Ah the ship goblins
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Replying to @GreenTextRepost
She had heard these from another person, another annon
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Hollywood has lied to you about explosions
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Replying to @OrdinaryGamers
Everytime I play VR chat for the hell of it, furries always end up being the chill fun ones.
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Replying to @PrinceofNature9
It makes it more eventful if you take it back later
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Replying to @niz_000
Miku saved you. Wonderful
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Replying to @sneepsnorp3d
Expand
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Replying to @notch
The kitchen is yours
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Replying to @GreenTextRepost
One is comfortable with their own sexuality, the other is not.
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Replying to @FlorkOfCows
Nice
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Replying to @kyliebytes
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Shrimp.
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Replying to @RobDenBleyker
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Replying to @ectoentropic
Go around it.
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