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📖 A little update on what's been happening.
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'Mikel Arteta’s embarrassing touchline antics reveals his inexperience'
✍️ @JBurtTelegraph
#TelegraphFootball
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We’ve never been so back.
Flight tracking ❌
Cloud analysis ❌
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FINGER COMPARISONS ✅
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So, Arsenal's not to-do list currently reads:
❌ Do not celebrate any wins
❌ Do not post on social media
❌ Do not give young players their debuts
We shouldn't turn up against Tottenham. Would be a massive sign of #disrespect playing someone lower than us in the table.
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❗️Martin Odegaard starts for Norway National team against Austria 🇦🇹 today. #AFC
Masterclass incoming ⭐️
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The Memes Archive
Top of the league but can't rest on our laurels. Still haven't beaten anyone good yet.
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Interesting.
🚨 NEW: Myles Lewis-Skelly, English Media and Racism
🖤 Arsenal's connection with black culture
📚 Why English media play an influential role
😡 Lewis-Skelly just one of many examples
Have a listen! 🎧
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Has Walker given Saka one pass that he doesn't have to readjust his whole body or run for?
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Set-piece masterminds ♟️🧠
The Reds have now scored 40 times from set-pieces in the @premierleague since the start of last season - the best tally of any team in the division ✨
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These numbers make no sense to me.
🚨 Atletico Madrid reach total agreement with Manchester City to sign Julian Alvarez. Deal worth up to €95m including add-ons- roughly ~£82m. Club record sale for #MCFC. 24yo has to finalise personal terms prior to completing #Atletico move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/5681745…
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Hope you all enjoyed that because no serious team will ever give us space again this season.
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Five game sample size, in which Arsenal have been down to ten men for nearly 25% of the season 👍
A "miracle" or the "dark arts"?
Why are Arsenal under the spotlight? 🤔
@BBCSport has taken a deep dive into their #PremierLeague style
#BBCFootball #PL
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Ball Street
I would personally be focusing on the five Manchester City players marking themselves. But that's just me.
I thought it was Vicario’s fault that we conceded that goal, not that Arsenal just foul every keeper on every corner.
Can’t wait for refs to punish them for their antics which they slowly but surely are doing. They’re genuinely such a mediocre side.
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Oh, come on. Klopp and Conte are whinging every week. Tuchel was complaining about the grass in his own stadium!
Complaining by Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has become a theme of the season and he is picking battles he cannot win | @SamWallaceTel telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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This was actually unbelievable 😂nitter.app/LagoonerBeach/status/1…
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Dear Mikel, I wrote you, but you still ain’t calling
“In the 87th minute I thought we won the game!” 👀
“It could have given us a big lift.”
Erik ten Hag again points to his @ManUtd side’s earlier season defeat to @Arsenal as a defining point in the club’s season 😳
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Granit Xhaka is a freak athlete, by the way. Completed another 90 minutes after playing 120 minutes midweek - took a big hit from Olise and was still travelling box-to-box to support Saka in injury time.
Finding his goalscoring touch again after a small dip; massive influence.
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Touch, touch, touch, touch, underhit pass, lose the ball, win it back, touch, touch, touch, touch, underhit pass, horseshoe around the penalty box, touch, touch.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal & Sporting CP on verge of total agreement for Viktor Gyokeres. €63.5 + €10m already struck but add-ons needed work - now finishing touches, conclusion imminent. #SportingCP striker wanted #AFC only; 5yr contract ready @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6491250…
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🎙️ Myles Lewis-Skelly has been called an arrogant prick, punchable and unlikeable because of a picture after his first England call-up.
Familiar patterns are emerging around a young, black, successful footballer and this behaviour should be exposed.
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CBS talking about Lewis-Skelly's "temperament" because Bellingham was trying to get him sent off. Get in the bin.
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At least they sent Tomiyasu off for taking three seconds from a throw and breathing the same air as Jordan Ayew.
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If I hear "the letter of the law" one more time, I'm about to smack my head on my desk.
It's absolute garbage because every week - we see with our own eyes - that the law is totally ignored. Choke-slams, clotheslines, elbows to the back of the head. Where is the law for those?
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Man City players complaining about tactical fouling
Manuel Akanji accuses Arsenal of tactical fouling in Manchester City draw dlvr.it/T4vhRV
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Benjamin Šeško, mentality midget. Ducked the Kai Havertz test and wants none of Grimsby either.
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Right. I need match highlights in about 78 different languages ASAP because I'm not falling asleep anytime soon.
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Cristhian Mosquera. I would follow you into war, amigo. What a performance from him again.
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This is football heritage.
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We're approaching unprecedented levels of back. We've never seen back before like this.
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Nah I’m actually floating. Not only do I love Eze but snatching him away from Topspurs when it was a one-horse race is so funny.
You could put every drug into my body and they wouldn’t hit like this.
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Chelsea to sell Brazilian striker Deivid Washington - whom they bought for €16m last year - to partner club Strasbourg for a little over €21m, according to L'Equipe. Deivid played 28 minutes for #CFC
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Painfully dull Arsenal currently have:
🔺 Highest defensive line in the Premier League
🔺 Most touches in the opposition penalty area
🔺 Most shot-creating actions in the league
🔺 Second-most goals + third-most total shots
With Havertz, Madueke and Odegaard all injured.
🥱 "Watching paint dry."
🙏 "Please be just a bit more expansive."
Jeff Stelling calls Arsenal's football painfully dull and pleads for change! 😳
#JeffStelling #AFC #ArsenalFC #talkSPORT
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I've got a lot of time for Thomas Frank, who answers this garbage question quite brilliantly. Football journalists in this country create and contribute to so much rubbish narrative - I'm glad this was shut down with such conviction.
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Anne Hathaway supports Arsenal? We are gargantuan.
The Anne Hathaway X Nicholas Galitzine @Arsenal group chat is our Roman Empire #MaryandGeorge
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🚨 EXCL: Nottingham Forest in talks with Morgan Gibbs-White about signing new contract. 25yo midfielder’s existing terms expire in June 2027 & Tottenham Hotspur pushed to secure England international but poised to stay in huge boost to #NFFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6485870…
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Arteta approving the scout report
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Marcus Rashford is stripped to kit + warming up at HT. He’s coming on.
#MUFC
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Saka booked before Cucurella - absolutely laughable. Nonsense treatment of him that's been happening all season.
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Talking about referees is honestly the most boring thing in the world but how can we watch things like this every week and not complain?
What are the officials watching - genuinely?
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Arteta has played with Ronaldinho and Claudio Caniggia, was managed by Arsène Wenger and worked alongside Pep Guardiola. How is the football so dead? 💀
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"We don't play friendlies" is still one of the all time great quotes. Erik really thought he did something with that 😭
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What is the "energy" going towards it? Arteta was respectful post-match and the club have appealed the decision. Is that not proper process?
You’d think Arsenal are the only club to have had a decision go against them. I happen to agree that Lewis-Skelly shouldn’t have been sent off but there’s been plenty of other bad decisions when I’ve not seen the same energy towards it. Move on, ffs.
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This thread is impeccable reading. Liverpool fans talking about our 'emotion' like that wasn't their entire identity under Norbert Klopp.
Let's not enjoy smashing City 5-1 at home guys. We're six points behind them in the league, no happiness allowed ever again.
All the Arsenal gloating and “stay humble” stuff works if you’re 10 points clear or something.
Not if you are six behind having played a game more and haven’t won a title for two decades.
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Howard Webb:
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Regulation and Discipline update on @Arsenal:
ALT Arsenal FC has been charged after its players surrounded a match official during their Premier League fixture against Wolverhampton Wanderers FC on Saturday, 25 January. The club allegedly failed to ensure that its players did not behave in an improper manner around the 43rd minute. Arsenal FC has until Monday, 3 February, to provide a response.
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Seeing some very familiar patterns in how people (and media people) have been talking about Lewis-Skelly recently.
I’m reminded of the narrative around Sterling, Pogba, Rashford and why they needed to stay in their lanes, be humble. I wonder what they all have in common.
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I find it hilarious that for YEARS we had to listen about how naive Arsenal were in big games, how they could only play one way, how it was always “men against boys” against United, Chelsea etc.
Now when we’re really good, breaking goal records and maintaining a really good record in big six games, it’s football terrorism and Arteta is Tony Pulis. 🤷♂️
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