If it offends you, you just don't know ball || Agendas must agend 🇬🇷🇿🇦

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If Vinicius Jr did this, there'd be 1000 X accounts saying "this is why he didn't win the Ballon d'Or" whilst the same accounts would be pushing for Yamal to win it this year
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Amorim after watching Antony, Garnacho and Zirkzee kick ball for one week
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Replying to @cfcmasi
Having your eagle not on the wing is criminal
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Liverpool fans seeing Liverpool not offer Salah a new contract
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Replying to @WinnerTshipa
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Replying to @elsdawg
elsdawg brain
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Replying to @elsdawg
Gang signs and the power of friendship
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Replying to @ThePeakSanti
Arsenal fans talking about bottling
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Arsenal's LW players when they see the UCL in their path
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Replying to @theMadridZone
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Can't wait to see how they justify it
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Replying to @_common_W_
It's because he's not afraid to speak
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Replying to @TouchlineX
Securing a Ballon d'Or from a game you didnt play in is wild work
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Unpopular Opinion: Mykhailo Mudryk has the potential to be the best winger in the Premier League
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If Di Maria didn't exist, Messi would have absolutely no legacy with Argentina
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Find it crazy how when Vinicius Jr missed a meaningless penalty, the whole world was on his case but when Pedri did it, he was praised by everyone for his performance despite the miss
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Haaland seeing TheEuropeanLad not rate his chances of winning a Ballon d'Or whilst being on 700k a week
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Gvardiol when his team needs a goal
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Replying to @cagiago_
TheEuropeanLad when it's time to screenshot
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Other strikers in the prem realizing they're never sniffing the golden boot again
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Replying to @_common_W_
Well just tell them he had no natural talent. They'll understand
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
23th
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Replying to @WelBeast
Arsenal when it comes to blaming other people for losing the title instead of their own bottling skills
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Ronaldinho seeing a bunch of old farts on the pitch
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Replying to @coachpickle_
Convinced a club to sign him😭
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Replying to @CFC_Janty
Watching in row Z in your own home is crazy
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I'll start: Troopz calling his own mom out on AFTV for being Wenger in😭
What's the best sports fan moment ever caught on camera 🤔
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Replying to @Iewdawg
Hang it in the louvre
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Replying to @CFC_Janty
Astrid Wett seeing Janty post this
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Replying to @StokeyyG2
How the ghost of Pele took over Davinson Sanchez for exactly 14 seconds
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Career goals in football: 913 - Cristiano Ronaldo 912 - 911 - 910 - 909 - 908 - 907 - 906 - 905 - 904 - 903 - 902 - 901 - 900 - 899 - 898 - 897 - 896 - 895 - 894 - 893 - 892 - 891 - 890 - 889 - 888 - 887 - 886 - 885 - 884 - 883 - 882 - 881 - 880 - 879 - 878 - 877 - 876 - 875 - 874 - 873 - 872 - 871 - 870 - 869 - 868 - 867 - 866 - 865 - 864 - 863 - 862 - 861 - 860 - 859 - 858 - 857 - 856 - 855 - 854 - 853 - 852 - 851 - 850 - Lionel Messi
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Gyokeres trying to choose between Martinelli and Rashford
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Replying to @kirawontmiss
Kira when the algorithm made this pop up
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Replying to @_common_W_
Literally makes the assist possible
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Replying to @cagiago_
Bro it's 7 in the morning and you're trying to compare Saka to Hazard. Please rest
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Ancelotti knowing he's going to bench Guler again for the next 15 games
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Replying to @CFC_Janty
Richarlison's witch doctors when it comes to putting curses on teams
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Replying to @CFCDatroo
Genuinely can't tell you how negative ball knowledge this is
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Replying to @UTDTrey
Dembele when it comes to being the biggest flop
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Suarez Benzema Lewa Ibra Although realistically I'm putting Joselu above all
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Replying to @CFC_Janty
Joao Felix in the same photo as these legends
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Replying to @Iewdawg
He's done this so many times I got deja vu as if it was from last international break
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Replying to @cagiago_
Jay's stats against Doku
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Arteta seeing Pep use injuries as an excuse
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Replying to @CFC_Janty
This guy when he figures out that England isn't the only place in the world to live
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Replying to @YashRMFC
Mbappe has been worse than Jese Rodriguez
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Replying to @MusialaEra
They're not going to sleep with you bro😭😭
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Kylian Mbappe if the World Cup didn't exist
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Replying to @UTDTrey
Tap ins, penalties and easy goals
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Watching Ronaldo and Messi had me feeling like this every week
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Replying to @cagiago_
If you count friendlies then she probably runs away with it😭😭
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Replying to @KayRMFC
But let's keep pushing the narrative that #7 doesnt press
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Rashford realizing that feeding kids and playing like shit doesn't get you in the starting XI
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Replying to @TrollFootball
Messi when the refs don't instantly give a penalty to Argentina in a game
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Replying to @_common_W_
You're an idiot. They're both a problem until they sort their individual stuff out
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Bafana Bafana lifting the trophy
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Replying to @vini_ball
No wonder they gas academy graduates
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Replying to @UTDTrey
R9 when Ronaldo came along and took everything from him
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Replying to @YashRMFC
He's got the autism and special needs gene
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Replying to @vini_ball
You already know their champions league group looks like 1. 2. 3. Sevilla 4.
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Replying to @_common_W_
You know ball
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Replying to @ChampionsLeague
Lewandowski this season after being absolutely washed for the past 2 years
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Replying to @cagiago_
Me when I'm sick and Trey wishes me a speedy recovery
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Trey's jinx when it's time to make the opposite of what he's said happen
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Mbappe trying to be like Vinicius
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Replying to @BlackMajikMan90
Just because you disagree doesn't mean you're right
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His influence goes beyond the footballing world though. You'll see a construction worker do this celebration when he lays a brick down correctly
This is Ronaldo's contribution to the sport.
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Replying to @Mo_utdred
The game was over before it even started
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Messi scamming his way into these awards
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Life when Kroos was still a Real Madrid player
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Is he actually going crazy
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Klopp seeing Liverpool on top of every table the season after he left
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GOATselu
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Replying to @ESPNFC
I'd also be upset if someone came in and took my name and my chain
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Arsenal fans talking about not putting in a fight
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Replying to @UTDTrey
It's better than finishing outside the top 4 for 3 seasons in a row
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Replying to @StopThatXavii
You're an idiot
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I'm not joking when I say Moises Caicedo has the: Tackling of Kante Physicality of Vieira Leadership of Keane Passing of Kroos Dribbling of Cazorla Playmaking of De Bruyne Football IQ of Iniesta We are witnessing an all timer in the making
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Replying to @UTDTrey
The €150M sign on bonus
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Replying to @nocontextfooty
Ronaldo realizing a Messi fan still went through the effort of buying his book for a meme
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Replying to @cagiago_
Your hate for him is admirable
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
The daughter doing this to get double the Christmas and birthday presents
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"He jokes"
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Replying to @UTDTrey
Evra knew his task
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Replying to @TrollFootball
Toni Kroos seeing his idol
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Replying to @UTDTrey
A Manchester United fan talking about their city rivals spreading their legs?
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Replying to @vini_ball
Real Madrid B
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Willie every time someone says he's finished #SCOvRSA #Springboks
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Replying to @_common_W_
Not one other player could even talk to him
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Replying to @Chelsearory
This could be top 3 most embarrassing things I've seen
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Replying to @nocontextfooty
Life since City caught 4 from Spurs
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Replying to @StokeyyG2
Gardeners seeing they're getting cooked on a football show
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Replying to @Iewdawg
6 foot and can pass. Just perfect
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Replying to @nocontextfooty
Salah's hair implant doctor
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Replying to @UTDTrey
Arsenal fans trying to get their players into meaningful conversations
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Barcelona fans seeing Madrid fight back instead of take the shit
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Replying to @utd_fcs
I'm not even a United fan and that third name made me want to punch you in the fuck
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"I think women should get paid the same as men in football dad"
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
Douglas Luiz moving his girlfriend to a different city on a low wage so he can move back to Villa in peace
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Barcelona fans trying to get him into conversations
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