Imperfect and devout Catholic. Husband, father of a bundle, moderately okay triathlete, moderately okayer XC skier. Extra ecclesiam nulla salus. Ave Maria.
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Me- Mary is the Mother of God
Protestant- God has no Mother
Me- is Jesus God?
Protestant- Yes, B-but
Me- every Christian since about 5 minutes ago believed in the Theotokos
Protestant- I believe in that
Me- so Mary is the mother of God, then?
Protestant- No, she is the God-bearer!
Me- what do you call a woman who bears a child?
Protestant- jfndjfnfjskdbnwjwofodbanwjdyxbdkrnynnxbdhskwkwbrkxnpplabwjfhdndkdhrbsk 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡YOU WORSHIP MARY, PAGAN, CONSTANTINE, PAPIST
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Where do they sell “Happy Child Bearer Day” cards at Walgreens? @JamesWashngton
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Noticing even more posts about people becoming Catholic than last year 🥹
Welcome home to all my brothers and sisters 🫂
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🤣🤣🤣 still bragging about a worthless degree.
No one is impressed you spent years at a “Bible college” to be a heretic.
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AJ decided getting cooked by peasant Catholics was getting boring, so he decide to take a shot at the punisher.
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The deformed continue to think the Bible was written in English and dropped from the sky with John MacArthur’s autograph.
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Why don’t you donate that extra money from taking boat over seas instead of a plane to charity?
You’re literally making people poor by all your excess, Eric
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Apparently Jesus left us a Church that didn’t make sense until Martin Luther came along. Who knew!?
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Instead of blindsiding a priest after mass, you could try tactfully telling him you disagree with Church teaching and ask him to set up a a meeting. Also, not all priests are Catholic apologists.
Have you tried asking @Burgess7281975 @JoshuaTCharles @ReformedToRome these Q’s?
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If Catholicism was evil, from the devil, pagan (add in any other MacArthurist drivel) why would God allow Her to exist and grow in numbers for over 2000 years?
Have they ever read what happens in the OT when the keepers of the faith rebel and become apostate?
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Do yourself a massive favor and take 5 minutes to watch this. Catholics always get the best Protestants.
Dr. David Anders was a Calvinist who pursued his PhD to disprove the Catholic Faith.
He came out Catholic.
In this @chnetwork interview, he explains his realization that Christ established the authority of the Church first, from which proceeded Scripture and the canon.
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This is directed at the Evangelical/MacArthurist crowd.
I fully understand many Protestants adhere to Mary as the Theotokos
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I’m so confused as to why the entirety of Christianity doesn’t jump on board with Calvinism. What.a.mystery.
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I remember this post very well. And it’s exactly why I always welcome the massively low IQ posts like this from these types.
It ironically drives conversion to the Church!
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Is it a prerequisite as a Calvinist to either not have a functioning brain and/or be possessed?
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These Prots have no idea how much they are bringing Catholics together in solidarity. God indeed works in mysterious ways.
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That’s a super long post of you telling us you’re a homosexual. Yet for some reason you keep trying to convince us.
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I’m a good faith Catholic who doesn’t hate Jews that thinks the Babylon Bee is garbage.
If you’re looking for good Christian content, there’s a different Babylon.
@AvoidBabylon
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Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these
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So a bishop pointing out serious error that scandalizes the faithful is a bad thing? Aren’t bishops supposed to protect the laity?
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Yes. You provided it with your tweet. The gospel is literally read at every mass. You say you attended mass for years and never heard the gospel. You are a liar and a deceiver and you are not a sister in Christ. Stop lying for clout. You’re disgusting
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Didn’t know you needed a degree to subvert the faith. 🤔
I suppose you have to keep up appearances. :)
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We know you’re too dumb to get paid by Israel.
They should actually pay you to stop tweeting 🤣🤣
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If you see ‘Reformed Baptist Calvinist’ in someone’s bio, be prepared the hottest of hot garbage.
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I missed the part where the disciples said, “this is a hard saying” after Jesus said he was a door. Or the part where they left him en masse after he said he is a door.
Could you give me a chapter and verse?
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The self own is absolutely delicious
The brain rot of the Evangellies will be studied
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B-but I’ve been reliably informed that Jews ackshually don’t hate Christians, in fact they don’t even think about them all 😩😩
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