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Replying to @Villa_Fanie
I would marry my husband all over again if he listened to me complain about an appliance and took it upon himself to go get me a new one. I think it's a wonderful gift!
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Replying to @ADDiane @kyylien
They're so emotional and hysterical, maybe if they smiled more people would take them seriously.
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Having hamburger/hot dog buns instead of slices of bread. My sister and I used to fight over the heels because they were closest to real buns.
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Replying to @AshleySinclair0
It's not irrelevant you dumb fuck. You said no man cares, she's not trying to attract men, so you're an idiot and should feel bad about yourself cuz you're also scum.
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I imagine it has something to do with the fact that most Americans would get fired for missing work.
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Or you could just click the translate tweet button... 🤦‍♀️
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Hey, since we're following CDC guidelines now, they also recommend vaccinating your kids.
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Forget his mother, I want to know wtf is wrong with papa's head/ears/hair...
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I miss this man with every fiber of my being.
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Replying to @bobsburgers_q
So you're ok with someone tracking you without your consent? Good luck with that.
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Replying to @NMoonitz
Keep it up sweety, one of them will pick you soon, I'm sure of it!
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Replying to @RickyBarksdale
Take MY word for it, no they don't.
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Replying to @NYPoliticalMom
"Idk why you GenX folks keep saying you're the forgotten generation.."
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Replying to @Thiohna
I have never regretted my abortion.
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They know about the phone rule in class, that's the whole point, this shit is on purpose.
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Replying to @sfrr024
There are dozens of medical conditions that make it impossible to smile, so yes it is ableism. Ableist.
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Looking at you "I don't know anything about politics" people 😑
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Replying to @_celia_bedelia_
No ma'am, she is doing the typical WW thing, bringing the tears and suggesting her opponent needed to be investigated. She is who started this whole trans panic thing.
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Replying to @ACLU
Except they're not feds, they're blackwater mercenaries with no authority to even speak to folks, let alone kidnap them.
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Replying to @zenaathenaskol
Incorrect, it's none of your business and no one has to answer you.
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Replying to @androo829
No, they're just racist trash.
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You're the dumbest rock on this planet if you think "racism ends when we stop talking about it"
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Replying to @hashjenni
I can drive a stick shift
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Can you do it while keeping them silent, followed by a yapping dog? Bet ya can't.
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Replying to @WonderKing82
As an atheist, I don't even agree that god designed me, let alone the rest of that mess she said 😆
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Replying to @TheeAnimeGuru_
For how many years in a row is that 35?
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Replying to @Chasten
"Harris'" .. Started with disrespect and went downhill after that. That's VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS and SECOND GENTLEMAN EMHOFF.
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
If I want to hear cats screeching, I'll just make mine wait an hour for their wet food.
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Replying to @WajahatAli
Right away. And it's not stealing, it's payment for dragging them around town to get candy.
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"What you allow is what will continue"
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Replying to @michaelharriot
I wasn't allowed to have long hair until I was 15 bcuz I wasn't responsible enough to take care of hair, but they started making me babysit my sister and cousins at 12.
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Replying to @Karnythia
Omgoodness, I thought that was a child until she got around to the front and it turns out he's just a giant! 😁
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No young girl finds wrinkly gray balls sexy, just stop
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Go away, grown folk are busy being serious 🤣
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You're the reason men shouldn't speak on women's issues 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @abledoc @ask_aubry
Found the pedo
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Replying to @chris_notcapn
Some men get fine as hell when they age. He is not one of them.
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Replying to @PunmasterStp
Men are ineffective against any of those instances.
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Replying to @BelleDreamer7
I've watched that video 3-4 times and not once have I heard a "tone" from her. I think you're projecting.
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Replying to @xeenastoopider
It needs to be funny to be labeled comedy.
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Replying to @A_MacMhaighstir
He's not the president, nor will he be ever again, but sure Jan post your little picture 🤣
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Replying to @RNN_RoyalNews
So you're a victim blamer, got it.
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Replying to @_celia_bedelia_
Wait, does that mean since I no longer have the ability to get pregnant or menstruate that I'm no longer a woman? Can I be a dragon? I'd like to be a dragon.
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I've died from marijuana 5 times already today.
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She's always been trash
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Replying to @CundiffVanessa
Englebert Humperdinck
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Replying to @KanielaIng
I got goosebumps, that is so beautiful <3
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How many of these mysterious fires are happening to POC owned businesses?
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Replying to @pirateconductor
Proving that you are in fact that person. Maybe you shouldn't have dove into her post being pro hamas. You are not the victim here.
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Replying to @corinne_perkins
Disrupts seems like a harsh and confrontational descriptor when he never raised his voice while asking reasonable questions.
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Replying to @MrC0A
It's illegal to refuse guide dogs, dumbass
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Replying to @ask_aubry
I don't even trust them with my real name, no way I'm letting him near my money.
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Not a chance in hell. My music, video games, tv shows, and movies got slapped with parental advisories and locked up behind glass by the same folks begging to be saved now. Kick rocks.
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Replying to @Lenniesaurus
Wow. Idk about an eye droop, but I'd be surprised if you haven't developed an eye twitch from reading crap like this 🤨
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Replying to @HeddyNajjar
He's not going to pick you, no matter how hard you miss the point.
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Replying to @StrangelEdweird
Luckily your opinion was neither asked for, nor does it even matter, Dolly herself loves Beyonce's version.
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Replying to @FlatTrads
Consent to sex is not consent to pregnancy, die mad about it.
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I am a receptionist, I wear my kn95 every day all day at work. When I get shit from customers I stare them straight in the eye and lie "I have cancer, you people could kill me by breathing at me". It's fun to make them uncomfortable and they always take a step back 🤭
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Replying to @Emywinst
Maybe it's because you are trying to make a profit off of Black people's pain and suffering and YOU'RE NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE PEOPLE IN QUESTION.
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Right? Like, is there a kickstarter I can donate to?
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Replying to @remyjenney
So you raised one of the bad ones. Good job.
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Replying to @afrosabi
Not me unblocking her over there to tell her to shut up.. 😁
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Replying to @dflamb
You know cop isn't even in the top 10 most dangerous professions, right? The likelihood of them going home at the end of the day is super high actually. Next.
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Replying to @juleesssy
As soon as they start trying their best we will.
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Replying to @WIRED
I hate it. Idgaf about trending anything or relevant anyone, why does it take up half my damn screen??
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Replying to @2RawTooReal
I will forever be furious that she was not our president. #StillWithHer
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Also: The proper term for "underage women" is CHILDREN.
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I can't wait til she gets voted out.
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Good ole Ronny Reagan coined that phrase so he could be racist out loud.
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Replying to @2Strong2Silence
Her body language and expression are making me think she is scared.
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Replying to @MikeJCzapla
This is nothing, you should hear what the current employees at Hooters say about you Michael.
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Welp, just cancelled Spotify.
.@SpotifyUSA just gave homophobe, misogynist, and white supremacist Joe Rogan $100M. So there’s that.
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Happy spawning day, Melaria.
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Replying to @TIMCumm88602720
Found the stolen valor scum
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Replying to @LaCienegaBlvdss
Go ahead and call them Karen, ww love tattling on people who are doing nothing wrong. Dumbass.
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Who the fuck is talking about love and sticking around? We're talking about sex stupid, try and stay on topic.
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Replying to @alexpk321
Look at this dumbfuck thinking police are the good guys.
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When you find out that all 4 dispos in town give free pre-rolls for your birthday 🥳
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The only thing alike about them is their hairstyle and their clothes. Their faces look nothing alike, they're not even the same height.
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They already don't vote for Democrats. We don't need them, they can all fuck off.
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I rarely even refer to him by name, it's either 45 or money boo boo if I have to speak of him.
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Replying to @ZAGrrl
Doesn't matter what color or shape the pill was, the point was he couldn't say anything about it.
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Replying to @DefNotDarth
It's cute that you think maga are 50% of anything when they're just a percentage of a percentage 😂
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Replying to @blissful017
That's from a tv show Einstein.
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Replying to @IMadeLaws
I can't watch movies without subtitles these days, not one word of dialogue comes through.
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When I get called by name while I'm lurking, I leave that stream.
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Replying to @afrosabi
My dad was one of the pickiest eaters I've ever met, so he put his foot down and refused to make us eat things we didn't like. We had to take two good faith bites to try new things, but if we honestly did not like it, he would go to war with mom for us.
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Replying to @johnpavlovitz
Water is wet. Ice is cold. Fire is hot.. Of course she was and we've been saying so for 6 years. Glad you could join us.
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Replying to @ItsJustGinaP
I'm half Mexican, half white. A large portion of the white side are 45 supporters. I no longer talk to those people.
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Replying to @HurtsToBatman
If only there was some way to make You and Are one word therefore only requiring one letter as an initial....
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Replying to @LaurieCK1
In my entire 54 years in this country, I have never heard of volunteers going to people's houses to teach them to read. I've employed several tutors for my sons, but I had to pay them for their service.
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Replying to @QTWIQ @QTWIQ1
You should give that bed to someone who deserves it cuz you don't.
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Replying to @EuchariaUrantaO
As a married couple, this isn't a gift though, it's a shared expense. She absolutely gets a say in how funds are spent. Why buy something she expressly didn't want, and then record you giving it to her. Super manipulative.
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Replying to @IhenachoJane
I hope he picks you
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Replying to @Exnighttech
I know you're not suggesting that he's doing it because he isn't white, because ALL nationalities have men. And religious men abuse women all the time too
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That car was parked with it's hazards on, no the hell it shouldn't have.
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Sorry but anything attached to my uterus is part of my uterus and therefore none of your business.
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Replying to @DrJenGunter
My mother is 71 and has COPD. She walks a mile a day in her mask with no problem, IDGAF about someone's excuse, if she can do it so can they.
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They let men be gynecologists' so I don't see why not.
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