Author of 'If God is Love, Don't Be a Jerk’

Kindness is woke. Compassion is woke. Generosity is woke, Love is woke. To those who traffic in this latest culture war cry, to be woke is to be deeply human. And that humanity will be the foe they cannot defeat and are right to fear. Woke will win. johnpavlovitz.com/2023/06/05…
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It's official: you racists failed.
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: New Yorkers forgot.
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Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?
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I knew a lot of men hated women, but I didn't realize how many women hated women.
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How can we have had record turnout and twenty million fewer votes cast nationally?
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Because you’re a racist.
I couldn’t possibly give fewer fucks about a group chat…
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I miss having a human president.
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I can’t believe 77 million morons chose this Russian asset.
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If Billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk don't want Kamala Harris to win, maybe she's actually good for people who aren't billionaires.
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You're zip-tying kids and shooting priests in the head, you traitorous ghouls.
THE PEACE PRESIDENT.
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Really not trying to stoke conspiracy, but is it really feasible that Dem enthusiasm at near Obama levels, an insurrection, the fall of Roe, Trump’s SCOTUS immunity deal, and Project 2025–really yielded 15 million fewer Blue voters? Help it make sense.
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Because you’re a racist.
I don’t care about a group chat leak.
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Dear World, We’re sorry. Sincerely, Sane Americans
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Kamala Harris didn't lose, America did. As a nation, we collectively failed her—and in doing so we failed girls and women, the LGBTQ community, people of color, Muslims, Jewish people, immigrants, the sick, the poor, the elderly, the people of Ukraine, and Gaza, and the planet. It's unthinkable, that instead of being able to celebrate a beautiful, hopeful new chapter in the story of this nation with a leader who appealed to the best of our natures—we will instead be holding a postmortem for democracy as we enter our 250th year, stewarded by a malevolent sociopath who despises empathy and shuns the law. I truly thought we were better than this, that our shared humanity would show up. I thought we would reject this hatred and ugliness once and for all. I hate being wrong about the majority of the people of this nation. I don't know what's ahead. All I know is that good-hearted human beings are more necessary now than ever. We did all that we could to avoid this moment, but now that it's here we'll just have to decide who we will be. There is no way to comprehend or measure how grievous an error this is, but the only thing the decent people of this nation can do is wake up tomorrow and fight like hell for what we still believe is worth the fight, and we will. I'll be doing that with whoever has the strength to join me. I'm mourning the country we could have been and the one we apparently are—but I refuse to give up believing that compassion is the right path, that diversity makes us better, and that love is greater than fear.
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Thanks, Trump voters. You finally have the actual horrible economy that you pretended you had under Biden and Harris... dummies.
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Kamala Harris was the perfect candidate and she ran a beautiful campaign of joy, empathy, and unity. She just happened to run in a nation that is addicted to nihilism, cruelty, and division.
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A man was found guilty in a court of law of sexually assaulting a woman and then repeatedly defaming her. Many of you are planning on voting for him for president. What exactly is wrong with you?
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BREAKING: I'll shut down my account and give my home away to any MAGA who can show me a SINGLE documented instance of a child going to school and coming back from school that day with a surgically-altered gender, with or without the consent of their parents. This guy is an Olympic-level POS and you're brain dead if you vote for him.
Think about how stupid you'd need to be to believe that kids are going to school and having sex change operations
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He wasn't shot. He didn't win 7 swing states. He didn't pass a cognitive test. He doesn't know what a tariff is. He is a Russian asset. He is a convicted felon. He is a court-adjudicated sexual abuser. He was a frequent flyer with Jeffrey Epstein. As you were...
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A Supreme Court Justice doesn't deserve more protection than a third grader.
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The. President. Doesn't. Set. The. Gas. Prices.
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Kash Patel is the kind of person a functioning FBI used to investigate.
BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel has asked to halt public tracking of government-owned jet after reportedly using it last week to fly out and watch his girlfriend perform at a wrestling event.
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I will never forgive my family members and former friends for voting for him. Never.
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.@JDVance, we've seen the video of the "attack" on your family. Those grandmothers sure must have been traumatizing, you lying fraudulent, coward.
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The single greatest failure of the Democrats was not investigating this election.
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No amount of evidence will ever convince an idiot. - Mark Twain
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
"Chinese virus." American jackass.
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No one on the Left I know wants Donald Trump injured or dead. We want him to lose the election and pay legally for his myriad of crimes against this nation and its people.
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Sex is great, but have you ever watched a qualified, experienced woman eviscerate an ignorant, unprepared sociopath for two hours?
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BREAKING: A person who complains about fact-checking is called a liar.
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Yesterday mid-day, the Harris Campaign was euphoric, as early intel was great. Nancy Pelosi assured us we had the votes to take the House. Cory Booker said he believed the race would be called for Harris by the end of the night. Charlie Kirk and Stephen Miller were publicly panicking. Somehow, in a matter of hours that all completely shifted. That's the thing that really made this painful. It was a full pendulum swing into darkness. It defies understanding.
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I have no difficulty understanding how someone can be both Asian and Black. I can’t fathom how someone can be a professed Christian and a Trump supporter.
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We're a shithole country.
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There are people right now in this nation with plastic shopping bags filled with gasoline in their houses, who won't take a vaccine because it's unsafe.
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If you see a blond white woman wearing a cross on Fox News, you know you're about to hear the most-anti Jesus shit you've ever heard in your life.
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Bad night for racists, misogynists, and people who hate diversity.
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Nothing pisses-off MAGA Christians like the teachings of Jesus.
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BREAKING: Kid Rock has decided to pull his music from the cassette player in his pickup truck.
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I've never seen so many Americans "heartbroken" about a terrorist attack on the Afghanistan capitol who still don't care about a terrorist attack on the American capitol.
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I can't fathom any woman still voting Republican.
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If your God is cool with nuking an entire country but not with two guys marrying—you might consider exchanging that God.
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RFK Jr endorsing Trump is like E. coli endorsing diarrhea.
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I can’t respect anyone who could watch this and still vote for him.
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Hillary Clinton told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything. Kamala Harris told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything. I hope your misogyny was worth losing your democracy. Dummies.
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It’s for humans, you twisted ghoul.
Due process is for citizens.
Community note
The Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments of the United States Constitution guarantee due process to all persons on United States soil, including those who have entered or remained in the country without authorization. constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/a… archives.gov/milestone-docu
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Hey, jackass, the Left is arguing for the release of the Epstein files, and we don't care who is implicated, because we're not in a cult.
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I care more about human lives than cheap gas.
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Right now, MAGAs are pumping out their chests because they think they and Trump defeated us. It’s when they can’t pay their mortgages or afford groceries or get health insurance that they’ll realize Trump was the singular enemy all along, and that we were fighting for them, too. And by then it will be too late.
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I'm afraid that one day we're going to find out that this election was horribly compromised, and it will be long after it will be able to help save the democracy we're losing or the people imperiled because of it.
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Charlie Kirk’s actual legacy…
POLITICO: “Leaders of Young Republican groups worried if their Telegram chat got leaked, but kept typing… referred to Black people as monkeys, mused about putting political opponents in gas chambers... lauded Republicans they believed support slavery…” politico.com/news/2025/10/14…
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Hey, dipshit. Trump denied NC Helene aid.
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I miss Anthony Bourdain. I miss Prince. I miss Carrie Fisher. I miss David Bowie. I'm so sick of Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell I could vomit. We really got a raw deal, world.
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Kamala Harris is going to win the popular vote, possibly by 10 million votes. And if she does this but loses the Electoral College, it is meaningless. Swing state residents, don’t relax, don’t get complacent, don’t take anything for granted. We’re behind until we’ve won.
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Seeing so many people justifying an act of physical assault on a TV award show makes me realize how much we've lost the plot of humanity.
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Imagine how beautiful it would be to one day wake up and have no member of the Trump family anywhere near our Government. Vote and we'll soon do that.
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Destroying America all for this piece of sh*t. I'll never understand it.
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MAGAs: Groceries are too expensive—so we’re gonna vote for a guy who wants to deport all the farm workers and put tariffs on imported goods, so all food companies will have no choice but to massively increase prices.” Dummies.
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I still can't believe 77 million people rebooked on the Titanic.
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Where the hell are you @JDVance, you gutless coward?
🚨 This week, a Charlie Kirk fan murdered two Hispanic teens after allegedly one of them joked about Charlie Kirk’s death. He then live-streamed about it on his YouTube channel.
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I'll say it again: Donald Trump was a really sh*tty hill for The Republican Party to die on.
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Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re with you. Sincerely, Decent Americans
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Life comes at you fast…
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I’m old enough to remember when admiring Hitler was a dealbreaker for decent human beings.
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North Carolinians rejected Mark Robinson for Governor but chose Donald Trump as President, which shows that they will embrace a monster if he's the right color.
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Something Trump and Melania have never done. Normalize normal.
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.@HawleyMO is human garbage.
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I am with John now in the ICU and he is doing well. He's groggy but he's still our John, rest assured!
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In Kalamazoo, MI, a supporter yells, "Kamalazoo." Watch her joy and humanity. We need her leadership now.
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I've started to realize that Anne Frank and her family wouldn't have been safe around a lot of people I know and loved and once respected. That's not something you get over.
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If you don't think we're headed here, you aren't paying attention.
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Willie Nelson is 91. He's traveling and playing at Kamala Harris' rallies. Jimmy Carter is 100. He stayed so he could vote for Kamala Harris. There is no excuse why any registered voter should opt out of this election. Honor the gift of your vote. Use it.
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More of this, please.
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Real men don't vote for a rapist. Step the hell up.
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I don’t think we can fathom how big a bullet we dodged by voting out this monster.
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Bret Baier tries to talk over Kamala Harris in hopes of pivoting again and again so she isn't able to state her position. She cuts through his bullsh*t. She is the leader we all deserve.
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I feel far safer around a drag queen than any Trump Republican Christian.
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I think Biden’s doing an amazing job, but I don’t have a flag with his name on it on the back of my car—because he’s my president not my savior, and because I’m a rational adult human being who doesn’t need a stranger to give me my identity.
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Pro-choice men, you better get your asses to the polls in November. This is not a fight women should be fighting alone.
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I'm voting against the party whose congress members wear AR-15 pins.
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I'm voting for Hunter Biden's dad for president.
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Stop. Letting. Jill. Stein. Destroy. America.
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This anti-mask, anti-vaxx movement is the absolute most ridiculous thing I've experienced in my lifetime.
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Trump needs to be removed. This insanity is unsustainable.
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Hi, this is Jen John is still in the middle of surgery but I have gotten word from the doctors that everything is going well and John is doing great. Keep the love and prayers coming!
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If only those school shooting victims were embryos, then maybe we could get Republicans to give a damn about them.
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Three weeks from today I'll be in the ICU recovering from my brain tumor removal—providing I don't get bumped by people who could easily prevent themselves from being in those beds, but who refuse to. The fact that I even have to be concerned about that makes my blood boil.
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John here! Feeling well enough to give you a brief update while waiting on my wife to arrive: Tumor removal went very well and I avoided cranial fluid leak which would have made recovery much longer and more involved.
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Joe Biden has led this nation more before taking office than Trump has in his four years in office.
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Truth.
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No moments of silence from @NYYankess. No onstage mentions from @coldplay. No calls for prayer vigils from Conservative pastors. No outrage from Republican politicians. No tearful remembrances from Fox News hosts. No MAGA empathy of any f*ckin' kind. We see you...
Exactly three months ago today a gunman dressed as a police officer killed Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their dog in their home. State Sen. John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette were also injured in the attacks that targeted Democrats.
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Can someone smarter than me, help me understand how people who deny subpoenas aren't arrested?
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In a decent nation, Donald Trump would be in prison right now.
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There is no way on earth Kamala Harris, who had the highest Dem voter enthusiasm since Obama, massive rallies all across the nation, and a broad coalition of support, in an election with women’s body autonomy on the line—only received 69 million votes.
Community note
There an estimated 16.2M votes left to count with about half of those in California as of Wednesday afternoon. verifythis.com/article/news/v
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How come the people who mock participation trophies for children, keep attending rallies for the guy who came in second in a two-person race?
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I am an American against Donald Trump. I am the American majority.
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Help me understand why any senior would support a party that is telling them they'll take away Social Security and Medicare.
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