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Moses was technically the first person to download files to his tablet from the cloud.
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Today is my brother's birthday (4/22). He died in a car wreck December 1, 2016. I want everyone to know that he existed and he was awesome. Love you Chris.
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My ex husband was in such a hurry to divorce me and marry his new girl, he forgot to separate my bad credit from his in the divorce and now I qualify for a house.
This is a lesson.
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Women, next time you donate your unwanted clothes, consider battered women's shelters instead of goodwill.
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Antidepressants don't make you not depressed; they make you numb [which, in some cases is extremely valid to want that]. That's my take
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[Trying to sleep]
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For the final few years of my marriage I wasn't allowed:
• a house key
• a driver's license
• access to money
• friends over to the house
• transportation except for him
• to go anywhere without him
Glad to be out.
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ATTENTION ALL MEN: women don't want long sex; they want good sex. These are two different things.
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The concept of autistic masking seems to hurt people's feelings when they find out. But like, you kept telling me my personality was a problem
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One really bad night last week, when I couldn't settle down, my husband very carefully set me up in bed. He then dimmed all the lights and started reading a book to me. I thought that it was stupid and 30 seconds later I was sleeping peacefully on his chest. No one else has ever done that for me before.
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My 2019 so far:
• severe depression
• husband left me
• suicide attempt
• psych ward
• regained confidence in myself
• became independent
• the VA finally heard me
• I moved to exactly where I wanted to live
• met a great guy
Can't wait to find out what's next!
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I tried to commit suicide the same day this photo was taken (I'm in the middle). Don't trust fake smiles.
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I wasn't going to post this but Gandalf passed away today so it seemed fitting to share her cuteness with you guys.
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Imagine being a medium and having to talk to dead people as well as living people. That's too many people.
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Fuck capitalism. Fuck republicans. Fuck this nonsense of a sham full of fuckery impeachment trial. Fuck covid. Fuck murder hornets. Fuck Brock Turner and Brett Kavanaugh. Did I miss anyone.
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when people first meet me: you are simply amazing and talented and charming.
after a week: holy shit what the fuck.
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[At the Dr]
Me: but the voices won't stop.
Dr: those are people, they're allowed to talk.
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I just overheard my husband's friend (who doesn't know we're getting divorced) say to him "damn your wife is hot as fuck" and I don't think this day can get any better.
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I'm bi-polar, have PTSD, anxiety disorder, and pretty sure I'm also BPD (undiagnosed). In the last month, I've had a suicide attempt and spent 10 days in the VA inpatient mental health facility. They got my meds right and I'm feeling better than ever. People care.
#BellLetsTalk
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I'm curious, how do y'all self soothe without alcohol, sex or drugs? Any suggestions?
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After many years of isolation and dependence on my husband to get around, I took the bus downtown today to the VA hospital for walk in therapy, by myself. I didn't get lost or murdered or stranded. I can take care of myself (despite what he thinks) and it feels good.
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Do you ever get a little bit tired of life, like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die. Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive, that's gotta survive.
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Getting married today in a no big deal ceremony at home but the two of us are really excited.
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PTSD and anxiety just makes your world smaller and smaller until one day your world is your bed, and nothing else feels safe.
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When you lose a sock in the dryer, it gets reincarnated as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit anything.
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[writing while you're emotional] omg! it feels so good to get that out!
[reading it later when you're not emotional] omg. I'm a psycho.
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These are the questions the police asked me, after I was raped in my sleep in my military dorm:
• you sure this really happened?
• you sure you didn't want it?
• did you drink tonight?
• you sure you want to proceed (with reporting it)?
I almost backed down. I was 20.
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Ok so maybe the USA just never had reasonable health care, it was just something people imagined
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