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the day after the largest general strike in 80+ years, the united states regime responds by publicly executing a citizen in a densely populated neighborhood in front of his community
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my professor just started off the zoom class by saying “we are going to talk about p0lice brutality do we have any blue lives matter folks in here so i can mute you” lmaaaooo what a king
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politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar
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states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm
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got an interview soon wish me luck, i thought it was over the phone but it’s on zoom and i took twitters advice and said i was caucasian on the application
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i don’t understand why white ppl would want to use AAVE when they have terms like “watch it buster” or “oh for pete’s sake”, or my personal favorite “why i oughta”, these are so fun to hear
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every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”
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me and my plants be vibing in my room i mean them mfs dead but this vibe is immaculate
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white ppl go on humanitarian trips to Africa like their local town isn’t facing a homelessness and heroin epidemic, start with your neighbors first
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NORMALIZE JUMPING RACIST KIDS, y’all don’t even gotta expose em online man just go beat they ass plz
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they’re watching tel aviv get bombed on a jumbotron in yemen like it’s the world cup
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presidents don’t drive downtown in Dallas with the top down like they use to anymore
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the 19 year old witness working the cash register that day said "If I had not taken the $20 bill this wouldn't have happened." .... i can’t even begin to imagine living with that thought
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in high school i cut my hand one one of these at my first job ever and bled all over the prepped fries, my manager was so mad he went and smoked meth outside came back in and prepped a days worth of fries in like 30 minutes
Automated device to make fries
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i fucking hate living downtown someone just snatched my chipotle and got on the train
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this can’t be the same brain i used to produce abundant amounts of serotonin with as a child
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white ppl go on humanitarian trips to Africa like their local town isn’t facing a homelessness and heroin epidemic, start with your neighbors first
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when you traveled home for thanksgiving and nobody can taste the food nitter.app/findurmeme/status/1161…
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america be like we need to separate church and state then ask the world to pray on national television
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this tweet goes viral every year during the holidays im afraid i cooked with this one
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i remember using lotion on my whole body after showering in front of a college roommate and he said “that’s a lot of lotion is that why you’re broke” and i-
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zohrans campaign is whimsical and fun, cuomo is blaming the youth for a cop shooting another cop, eric adam’s is in the sewers beneath NYC trying to deport the teenage mutant ninja turtles, generational mayoral race
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everyone who went through highschool and didn’t “try” but still did very well, ABSOLUTELY struggled in college their first two years and no one can argue with me on this
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NFL players not wanting to get vaccinated is so funny to me like bro you willingly get brain damage every sunday for a living
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i ain’t never seen white on white crime cuz of the N word
This dude gets punched in the face after saying the n-word at a Dallas Stars game
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you take ya masks off on a plane im on im yelling allahu akbar till they deploy them other masks do not fuck with me
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all Louis Theroux did was just let the israeli settlers keep talking and every 4th sentence they’d say something like “hey what’s up man i would be okay with murdering a child to build my trailer home” and he’d just stare at them like wtf
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just got a random call today from a neighbor saying my cat just sleeps on the trail behind their house every single day and they wanted me to know he’s cute and nice, here’s the picture they sent lmfao
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does anyone remember the name of that one song that goes “this is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will” ??
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50+ Muslims were murdered on a livestream and hollywood is making a movie about how a white women handled that adversity
cancel it
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covid did a world tour and came back different just like a white girl who takes a gap year and starts pronouncing barcelona like ‘barthelona’
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rt if u also went to bed upset and depressed but didn’t tell reporters about it
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my interview is in an hour do you have any other phrases i could use mr. o’brien? i’m new to being white
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the machine i was using was manual not automatic, what i saw that day was just pure talent fueled by performance enhancing drugs
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covid did a world tour and came back different just like a white girl who takes a gap year and starts pronouncing barcelona like ‘barthelona’
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nancy pelosi thanking george floyd for sacrificing his life and mayor jacob frey saying floyd made minneapolis a better city i think politicians should just please for once shut the fuck up
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update: the snow just started a little less than an hour ago and it’s already looking scary, my boss isn’t even here
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the service industry is full of gems like this guy, in college my MANAGER would ask ME if he could take a quick break (to smoke crack) and if i let him he’d have the kitchen closed down in 45 mins. do you understand how insane it is to fully close a kitchen down in 45 mins?
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genie: you have three wishes
me: i wish the cops who killed ppl get locked up
genie: that’s too political
me: what about reparations for slavery
genie: ok let's go back to the cop thing
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if you’re from the midwest a well timed “ope” can damn near get you out of any situation
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white people be like “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood” but can’t say the name “Ahmad” right
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netanyahu is in greece watching tel aviv being bombed because the IDF puts their military hq in the heart of the city, making everyone there, according to israel’s own rhetoric, legitimate targets
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i will personally try and overdose on marijuana today i’ll get back to y’all
Del. McGuire is right. We have a drug problem in Virginia, and legalizing marijuana will only lead to more marijuana overdoses and deaths. Democrats want more marijuana deaths. As your governor I would never allow marijuana to be legalized.
Community note
This is not the official account of Amanda Chase, and makes no indication that it is satire or a parody. This is the account linked on her official campaign website: chaseforva.com
nitter.app/AmandaChaseVA
This tweet also spreads false claims about the lethality of marijuana usage: medicalnewstoday.com/articles/32712
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all I wanna do is
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*click*
*cash register noise*
beat my anxiety
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thinking about when i met some random mf at a festival a few years ago and i thought he was action bronson, dude posed for a pic and everything lmao
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hey bestie, because of my suffering people on the internet donated hundreds of dollars to food banks for me, you tryna match them? 👀
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i wanna walk into a bar and have my friends yell “LOOK WHO IT IS, the man, the myth, the legend”…. i would break down in tears if this happened
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i’m not preparing to go to work with extra provisions like i’m headed to war what in the fuck are they smoking rn
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update: mid way through eating the replacement bowl they gave me my roommates dog visited my room while i was grabbing a drink , i’m just gonna get high and go to bed
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i mean he was not wrong aveeno is like $14 but he only put lotion on his hands so his opinion gave me the ick
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