@0xtavian 💍 | Lead of the Incident Response Hooligans | @Defcon Speaker Operations Goon | Dallas Hacker | She/These Hands 🥊 🌈
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Going to brag on myself for a moment: as a self taught sys admin I successfully completed my first physical security assessment.
I was able to social engineer privileged access to the targets building.
If you would have told me this a year ago I wouldn’t have believed you.
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Imagine this:
I hack you, but I don’t take any data, I just open all of your Visio diagrams and offset all the connectors by 10 degrees.
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This is what happens when you get your hands stuck in the optical disk drive of your PC
(Check comments for a surprise)
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🚨TABLETOP EXERCISE TIME 🚨
The “best friend” of your CEO comes into the data center and plugs hard drives into each of your servers, and starts copying confidential and sensitive information. He plans on shutting your whole company down with this data.
What do you do?
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HIPAA lost its strength when Roe fell. Now we have no federal right to privacy.
When red states started abortion registries, I knew this would be the next step.
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Alright infosec Twitter I need your help:
Please drop any Microsoft Teams related hardening tips you have ❤️
This product is so vast I’m sure y’all have found some juicy stuff that needs to be reconfigured.
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Who has two thumbs and just got laid off the week before Thanksgiving?
This girl 👍👍
If anyone has any leads on blue team work let me know!
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Shoot your shot y’all!I slid in this girls DM’s and now she is trying to learn everything about me like the street I grew up on, what my mother’s maiden name is, what my first car was. Some friends don’t want to learn anything about you.
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Guess who has two thumbs and an official start date with a new company?
This girl 👍👍
Starting next Monday as a Cyber Security Engineer, so I got a title bump out of getting laid off.
There’s light at the end of the tunnel yall, and it’s not a train🤩
Who has two thumbs and just got laid off the week before Thanksgiving?
This girl 👍👍
If anyone has any leads on blue team work let me know!
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Would it even be a @defcon goon manicure if I didn’t have nfc reactive chips in them?
(The thumb is an LED light and the index is a regular nfc chip)
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I got nothing to say about the crazy happening on infosec Twitter except, why would someone social engineer their way into Cleveland Ohio?
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Assert dominance in your ticket queue by submitting all technical details necessary with screenshot of Hello Kitty terminal.
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I don’t care what the FBI says, I feel like this is the perfect place to charge my phone. 🤔
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NFT bros don’t want you to know this hack:
If you want a “scarce digital asset” buy IPv4 addresses
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I am once again asking: if y’all know anyone in DFW looking for work. Looking for a mid tier sys-admin who wants to break into cyber security.
Will be trained by me so the weirder the better. 🤠
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I just need a few more minutes to finish downloading the playlist then we can leave.
Did you print the Mapquest directions?
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I lied, I got one more thing to say about the recent infosec drama:
Truthfully, the only person I would like to see do a talk on cancel culture would be Monica Lewinsky.
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You’re in his DM’s, I’m in his ticket queue asking why he’s not updated his ticket since last Monday. I got shit to do.
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How the fuck do y’all write these 20 page pen-test reports?
I talk a lot irl but trying to fill this shit out to fit more pages is not working out for me. 😅
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Big thanks to everyone who reached out and helped me after my post about needing new work.
Just signed an offer letter today for a new security analyst role in the finance and real estate sector. 👩🏼💻🤗 HACK THE PLANET!
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Hear me out: instead of regulating Facebook we should take the Texas approach.
Pass a law that any time my relative posts mis-information I can sue them for 10k.
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New sticker in honor of Mike Lindell’s lack of PCAPS and immediately running off stage when he realized Dominion is about to sue his pants off 😅
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Well, the day has finally come. I’m officially looking for new work.
Anyone need a security analyst? 💖 DFW metro area or remote.
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Why hasn’t period technology expanded in the last few years?
Besides a bunch of shit we don’t want like IoT menstrual cups, why are we still just bleeding on shit and touching it with our hands and throwing it into the trash?
THIS is why we need more women in tech. 🩸
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Another Defcon down, so thankful for everyone who takes the time to contribute to this event so we can all enjoy it. ❤️
Everyone who is here: GET FUCKING TESTED FOR COVID WHEN YOU GET HOME ~
#Defcon29 #HotHackerSummer
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No one is allowed to talk any shit about Ohio from this point out!
They just legalized abortion and recreational marijuana. Hell yea Ohio.
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It’s my birthday so if y’all can make sure no cyber crime happens today I’d really appreciate it.
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80 miles…
It was EIGHTY MILES TO THE NEAREST LEVEL 1 TRAUMA CENTER FROM UVAYLE.
Stop spending money on cops spend more on EMS and public health this is RIDICULOUS.
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Yo does anyone think is sus how @ajitpai blocked a lot of us infosec shitposters? I just checked today and saw he blocked me too 🤔
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I just booked my ticket for the flight to Defcon but I heard it was cancelled?
What should I do?
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What if I fucked around and ran for TX state senate in 2024? Which one of y’all would vote for me?
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I’ll never buy a @Dell computer because I know of a pro support employee who died at their desk and was only found when they realized his queue was falling behind.
These companies do not care about you.
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Can’t forget my old coworker showed me how he found missing assets that you could ping but couldn’t physically find and I’ll never forget.
He used to use the desktops internal speaker to play music out of it and walk around and find it. 🤯 Seriously best trick ever.
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Now you must have your wife tell the kids she changed it to her “favorite child’s birthday and name” and then make it the dogs.
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Watching the queen herself @k8em0 testifying to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology.
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If you’re at the forum, just stay there. Don’t even think about going outside. The whole road is flooded.
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Worst piece of swag ever 😭
Extended my stay in Vegas to quarantine as I was supposed to fly home today.
Stay safe friends!
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Heading to the convention center for linecon, if you see me and you want some stickers say hi!!!
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Password rotation with every use. Then when it’s reset I make sure to use a 45 character password, then I write it on a tiny piece of paper, put the paper in a balloon, and then eat it.
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I had to teach a grown man how to use the shift key. He kept taking his finger off the shift and then hitting the letter key.
If I wasn’t irl in front of him idk if I could have believed it
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My Mazda’s never done this, hmmmmm 🤔 nor did my Nissan or even my Toyota. Hmmmm, the world may never know…
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Anyone got tips on how to become a @defcon goon? I’ve been to three defcons now, I thrive in chaos and I was an event coordinator and chef before tech so I’m ready to put my foot down against bs.
Halp?
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Anyone looking for some of my stickers come to Track 3! Look for the red shirt lame-o named P!bbl3
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People say you have to love things to excel at them, but no one ever talks about the true power of hate and spite.
I had a math teacher in HS tell me I “live in an imaginary world thinking I’ll get anywhere with my mentality” and now I work in STEM.
Take THAT Mr.Salvio.
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It’s 100+ degrees outside because it’s hot hacker summer. @chompie1337 @shenetworks
What does a goon have to do to have the opportunity to say hellur to @chompie1337 ? 😅🫣
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Going to have to plan a nailcon party next year for defcon with all the people so hype about nail art.
💅 ✨
We will drink cute drinks and hold hands with our cute nails. All genders and manicures will be welcome!
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It’s a sacred day for my people, as the basic white bih, it is my obligation to let you know pumpkin spice is back at Starbucks. 🎃
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Ordered a custom made “Hack the Planet” sign for my man’s office for vday and it turned into a whole office makeover.
Please appreciate my wonderful paint swatching technique in the first photo 😈
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DOD Rep Giving a pitch: “if you know have any tips on anyone who is harming critical infrastructure let us know you’ll get a monetary reward”
Me: “oh snap can I turn in @GregAbbott_TX, he's a threat to critical infrastructure?”
DOD Rep: 👁👄👁
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Every time I put this squishmallow into the washing machine I feel like I’m committing a crime 😭
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You’ve made it to a IT Support Facebook meme group too and everyone’s going off like they can’t see the obvious troll
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Hype to learn about Veilid’s internals! This project is going to change the world. 🌍 @Jun34u_sec @medus4_cdc
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I’ve developed a heat rash on my face from these N95’s the last two defcons in a row. And I will still stay masked up because I care about the health of others.
You’re not oppressed by being asked to wear a mask.
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Got new glasses today which makes me one step closer to my dream aesthetic: @Vangsness in Criminal Minds as #PenelopeGarcia
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Hot girl summer is cancelled, it’s only hot hacker girl summer from here on out.
I’m otherwise saying my Defcon PTO got approved today.
Act up: activated 😜👩💻
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Wow this is so amazing thanks y’all!
@InfosecStickers
🎉 This year’s winner, designed by Emily Skaggs, captures the continued cultural “relevance" of Flipper Zero, with a funny tagline popularized by a certain paper salesman turned branch manager.
Congratulations Emily, for winning this year’s @defcon
Sticker Design contest! Woot!!
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Currently freaking out over the @UrbanDecay cyber pallet 🥰 In case y’all didn’t know, the same woman who founded @Cisco also is one of the founders of Urban Decay cosmetics.
I already own too many of their pallets but now more of my money is going away for this one….
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Some women in tech: “I must post in such a way I annoy no one with my existance”
@Coleens_ “I PLUGGED A POWER STRIP INTO A POWER STRIP INTO ANOTHER POWER STRIP WHILE WEARING A BIKINI AND CONDUCTING AS MUCH STATIC ELECTRICITY AS POSSIBLE
FUCK. WITH. IT.”
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