"What's your name?"
"Ajit."
"Bless you."
"I wasn't sneezing, that's my name."
"Oh, sorry. Say it again?"
"Ajit. A-J-I-T."
"Agit. A-G-I-T."
"No, A-J-I-T."
"That's what I said."
[awkward pause]
"You're just going to write down 'Raj,' aren't you?"
"What's your name?"
"Jon."
"Ron?"
"Jon."
"Don?"
"Jon."
"Tom?"
"Jon."
"John?"
"Jon."
"How did you know I slipped an 'H' in there?"
"Don't do that again."