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I am politely asking you to purchase my book. I can assure you, with no exaggeration, it is the best debut novel I have ever written. Thank you. #HistFic #SilentService #WW2 a.co/d/evstynr
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Glad Chris Rock didn't tell a joke about Alec Baldwin's wife.
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2,976 people stopped taking the subway after 9/11 because they were murdered.
Zohran through tears: “My aunt stopped taking the subway after 9/11 because she did not feel safe in her hijab.” Yes, she was the real victim of 9/11
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They now control three nearby elementary schools and the local McDonalds pays them tribute.
Kids demonstrate the Roman testudo formation🛡️
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Che Guevara placed a 12-year-old boy against a wall and shot him in the face for being “counter-revolutionary.”
Revolutionary Che Guevara was executed on this day in 1967. “The life of a single human being is worth more than all the property of the richest man on earth.”
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I’ve never seen so much estrogen in one room.
NEW YORK you've set the tone for the rest of the country‼️ BRAVO NYC‼️
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It's that sneaky kind of fascism where the leader keeps reducing his own power.
Javier Milei continues his fascist rampage in Argentina. He has authorised the Privatising of all remaining State owned industries (thats his donors cashing in). He has also authorised the sale of all Social Housing and removed all rent controls It is going exactly as expected
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She's single, fellas.
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It would be pretty funny if ABC replaced Kimmel with Adam Carolla.
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Hey, California Governor: Kentucky has electricity.
Hey, @senatemajldr: Kentucky has a Democratic Governor. Look out.
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Updated the cover for you, @TIME.
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Every blue-check anti-MyPillow tweet creates 10 more Trump voters.
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Kamala will bring the great success of California to the whole nation.
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After a company fires everyone who isn't vaccinated, that company's vax rate tends to go up.
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MAGA would have a hernia.
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When you're more upset about Trump standing in front of a church than arsonists setting fire to it...
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me at an hoa meeting
This is a Nazi rally. They’re Nazis. Good god, that should mean something.
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This you?
Shoplifters and scammers wear masks. Real men don’t wear masks. Which are you ICE?
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Trump doesn't wear mask: Put on a mask! Trump wears mask: LOL a mask! Trump gets COVID: Faking it! Trump's COVID is mild: He's dying! Trump has strong therapies: Too strong! Trump in hospital: LOL he called a lid! Trump waves to supporters: He's killing everyone!
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Do you know how many times the word "Man" is mentioned in the Constitution? Zero.
Do you know how many times the word "Woman" is mentioned in the Constitution? Zero. That is unacceptable. Women must be equally represented and equally protected. #ERANow
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I’d just fix the tire instead of waiting for some politician to rescue me.
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
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If your mortgage is $1,500/month and you earn $1,500/month, your house is free.
WATCH: Jen Psaki repeats false claim that the Democrats $3.5 TRILLION spending bill “costs zero dollars”
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Greenland in 10 years.
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China has socialized medicine.
It’s easy to mock Medicare for All until there’s a pandemic
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Why are Democrat-run cities so violent?
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I'm so old, I remember when the press loved criticizing 16-year-olds.
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Trump should refuse to pardon the Thanksgiving turkeys. Name them Swamp and Chinavirus and whack ‘em on live TV.
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People in a panic get very, very mad at people who choose not to panic.
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Your father and I aren't angry with you, just ... disappointed.
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If there is hope, it lies with the Chads.
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Stop shooting people and you won't need to see another one.
The Charlie Kirk funeral is absolutely disgusting, riddled with speeches that only dial up the temperature. Stephen Miller's was particularly vile.
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In the 1950s, an average working class man could buy this house, support motel guests and a stay-at-home mom.
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Results from Arlington National Cemetery McAuliffe: 400,000 Youngkin: 0
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Pretty much every person in the private sector has been laid off before. It sucks. We just don’t have US senators posting about it.
Kate is a Park Ranger at Voyageurs National Park, a remote area near the Canadian border. Her job was to protect boaters, campers and hikers who want to experience some of the most beautiful parts of our state. Musk and Trump fired her on Friday.
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Now: "I can't believe Trump hasn't been tested!" Tomorrow: "Why did HE get a test when other people can't?!" The coverage is all so predictable.
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you know who else liked gas ovens
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the current president asking the former president to fix the border
President Biden to Donald Trump: "Join me or I'll join you in telling the Congress to pass this bipartisan border security bill. We can do it together....So, instead of playing politics, why don't we just get together and get it done."
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Reporters challenge every syllable of a Trump health update. Yet they're indifferent to Biden's obvious mental/physical deterioration. "How dare anyone notice he has early-stage dementia? His campaign said it's a stutter!"
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I like that Biden is ordering a boycott against a state that voted for him.
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He's at the stage of dementia where childhood memories merge with Looney Tunes shorts from the 1930s.
Biden suggests uncle eaten by ‘cannibals’ in New Guinea — but military says his WWII plane lost at sea trib.al/yn9MiHH
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Replying to @GregoryMcKelvey
Because a white guy shot three other white guys?
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Wait, Tim Walz is only 60? Damn. That's a hard 60.
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Can we please just help Americans without further dividing us into competing subgroups?
"Our priority will be Black, Latino, Asian, and Native American owned small businesses, women-owned businesses, and finally having equal access to resources needed to reopen and rebuild." — President-elect Biden
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All enlisted people just rolled their eyes. We’ve all had to report to this guy.
Rep. Devin Nunes refers to Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman as "Mr. Vindman." "Ranking member, it's lieutenant colonel Vindman, please," Vindman responds. abcn.ws/2pw32mq #ImpeachmentHearings
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Saudi Arabia rolls out new fleet of women-only cars.
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Now we can expect every future president to sic the FBI on his predecessor. Neat.
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Same reason they ate Tide Pods.
Why young Democrats are so open to socialism: slate.trib.al/cRFLJok
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Maybe if government didn't interfere so much in our lives, every Supreme Court decision wouldn't be such a life-or-death deal.
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Just 11 months ago, LA had the most rainfall in the past 25 years, and several extra feet of snowpack in the Sierras. Since CA is too busy destroying dams to build new reservoirs, the majority of that precipitation drained into the ocean. Newsom's Democrats own this.
80,000 people told to evacuate. Blazes 0% contained. Eight months since the area has seen rain. The scale of damage and loss is unimaginable. Climate change is real, not “a hoax.” Donald Trump must treat this like the existential crisis it is.
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I thought that a presidential candidate criticizing a cable news network was a threat to the First Amendment.
Elizabeth Warren turns down Fox News town hall, calls network a 'hate-for-profit racket' nbcnews.com/politics/2020-el…
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Joe better hire a food taster.
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BREAKING: If you rotate #GA06 135 degrees, it looks like a doggie.
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Kitted out like Starship Troopers to face down 12 journalists and a homeless guy.
Capitol Police leaving the scene now
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The details in this Comey book are crazy.
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Am I the only person who can't cancel Disney+ because I never had it?
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Look at Trump, already out there saving lives.
Democrat Influencer Olivia Juliana claims she has lost 50lbs because she “can’t afford to eat” since Trump won the election. “I’m actually down 50 pounds because I can’t afford to eat in Trump’s economy.”
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I just feel terrible for the Left that murdering Charlie Kirk isn't going well for them.
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When you try to hide speech you don't like, it doesn't disappear. It just goes underground and festers.
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Trump vs. Wallace/Biden.
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"Sure, I killed my baby, but I did it to make money," isn't the dunk she thinks it is.
This is a must watch! Stevie Nicks speaks openly about the abortion that allowed her to continue her career at the height of Fleetwood Mac’s rise. She makes it plain: access to abortion made her life, her art, and her voice possible.
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Media: "Trump needs to condemn white supremacy!" Trump: "I condemn white supremacy." Media: "HOW DARE YOU!
To my fellow members of the press, I suggest we refrain from quoting the presiden’ts words from prepared speeches into headlines and tweets without context. He sometimes says the right thing. The real questions are what he does and what he really believes.
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Parent of the Year. #Halloween
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My favorite part about the Obama era is all the racial healing.
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One of the best photos of 2024 so far: Fraternity brothers are pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel Hill while protecting the United States flag as it is re-hoisted following its removal by protesters. Well done, gentleman. 🫡🇺🇸
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Imagine spending your final years like this.
Old woman wearing a "be kind" shirt tries to decapitate a Trump effigy
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No one in Brazil is allowed to read Mark's post.
@elonmusk showed his total disrespect for Brazilian sovereignty and, in particular, for the judiciary, setting himself up as a true supranational entity and immune to the laws of each country,” de Moraes wrote. Because he is a weird and entitled billionaire tech bro. Tax him HEAVILY.
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Top 5 Bruce Springsteen songs. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. None. Bruce Springsteen sucks.
Top 5 Bruce Springsteen songs. Laminate it. 1. I'm on Fire 2. Blood Brothers 3. Atlantic City 4. Cover Me 5. Brilliant Disguise
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Socialism destroyed Venezuela in less than 12 years.
Venezuela’s opposition filling streets nationwide today in protests against President Maduro and his socialist government.
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Farewell, faithful friend, and rest in peace. You were the very goodest boi. Calvin the Wonderbeagle, 2010-2024
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Gee, imagine that. Rules are for the little people.
DC Mayor Exempts John Lewis Funeral Attendees From City’s Quarantine Restrictions dlvr.it/Rcq37W
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Guess the Twitter sale is official.
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Gov. @Tim_Walz believes in the freedom to make your own health care decisions.
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Steelers throwback uniforms.
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I AM A MOOSE
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This would be a good time to have a president.
US AND CANADIAN FIGHTER JETS INTERCEPT RUSSIAN AND CHINESE PLANES NEAR ALASKA
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Remember all our teenage knife fights? My first was in the Paradise Valley Mall food court. She punctured my lung and sliced off an ear. Killed two of my friends. “They’re white,” the grizzled mall cop said to his rookie partner. “Let ‘em have their fun.”
Teenagers have been having fights including fights involving knives for eons. We do not need police to address these situations by showing up to the scene & using a weapon against one of the teenagers. Y’all need help. I mean that sincerely.
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COVID is over.
WATCH: Large crowds gather around the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool during the March on Washington.
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I'm confident the media's coverage of Darrell Brooks in Waukesha will be just as accurate as their coverage of Kyle Rittenhouse in Kenosha. Proceed accordingly.
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Dems: "Trump and the GOP filling this Supreme Court vacancy would violate norms!" Also Dems: "If we win in November, we promise to pack SCOTUS with 6 new progressive justices."
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Even less sexy: the gulags and the killing fields.
The least sexy part of socialism is effective, efficient bureaucratic administration but the project lives or dies based on it.
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One candidate is shot. The other hasn't been seen for days and is replaced via press release. To save democracy.
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FYI, there'll be more sketchy anonymous hit pieces on Trump every few days until the election.
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The Arizona count is ... very odd. Numbers haven't changed in 90 min. Very unlike past elections. Fox calling the state is bizarre.
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Thursday: "I'm so mad that Trump might attack Iran!" Friday: "I'm so mad Trump didn't attack Iran!"
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The question isn't which guns citizens "need" but what guns we will let you take. And the answer is "none."
Nobody needs an AR-15 to hunt. Nobody needs a semi-automatic rifle to defend their home. But mass shooters NEED these weapons in order to murder as many people as efficiently as possible. And so nobody will miss them when they are illegal - except for the killers.
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Is there a single belief system more destructive to society than Islamophobia?
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I'm cool with everyone whether they want to be vaxxed or remain unvaxxed. You have had months to make that decision for yourself. And I have no moral obligation to lock myself, masked, in a vat of Purell for the next year to protect you.
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Because he's tired of Brazil being one of the world's deadliest countries.
Brazil's far-right President Bolsonaro signs decree making it easier for gun enthusiasts to own, carry and import weapons in one of the world's deadliest countries u.afp.com/JYR5
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Anyone criticizing the choice of Wyoming voters is attacking democracy.
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Thankfully, you asked a photographer to capture the moment.
This was my night, bonnet and all, in the #txlege. #thisisme
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Delaney. Can't unsee it. #demdebate
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Replying to @Scott_Wiener
Thanks for not shooting up a school this time.
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After years of war, Ukraine is devastated, depopulated, and completely reliant on western cash, arms, and goodwill. Bizarrely, Zelenskyy thinks he holds all the cards. He let Democrats and Euros convince him weapons, manpower, & money aren't important -- that moral authority is all. And that he's somehow more righteous than everyone else, including the taxpayers funding him. In his mind, by insulting the U.S. -- in the White House no less -- that will somehow shame Trump into compliance. It's the Greta Thunberg model of geopolitics. The right way to play this is to be damn near obsequious in his praise and thanksgiving to the American people, who have given him untold billions. Drop the short-man syndrome tirades and grievance. Read the room.
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First photo from #Perseverance Mars rover.
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Replying to @jrpsaki
The shooter also hated prayer so you have that in common.
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Replying to @redsteeze
@exjon need your media gun blame chart.
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