creator/cave dweller who practices fearlessness. she/her. guardian of #penelopegarcia host #kirstensagenda CoLadyBoss @blinkingowl insta:@kirstenvangsness

Behind the Wardrobe
I am so super cited about this.
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Family Dinner Night.
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Always imitated never duplicated forever the Original Baby Girl loves the Original Chocolate Thunder. Happy birthday you sparkle creature @shemarmoore
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HBD You astonishing human.
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HAPPY PRIDE from me, the bisexual lady who sometimes feels afraid to be proud. When I am reminded of all the beauty in our 🏳️‍🌈 community it reminds me with happy tears that we each have a place. Me and you and them🌈💖
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Serving you creepy since early 2000’s
ONE MONTH! 💥 Buckle up for a whole new season of #CriminalMinds coming your way October 3!
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Luckiest ❤️ @JoeMantegna
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300th episode of @CrimMinds_CBS & I am so humbly full of appreciation for my job and the honor to work with @_Adam_Rodriguez @ajcookofficial @pagetpaget @JoeMantegna @GUBLERNATION @aishatyler @danielhenney PS call your representatives & talk about issues you care about 🇺🇸✌🏽💖
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Happy National Coming Out Day. Find a safe place to share(even if at first,like me, the only place that feels safe is your own own heart)which then makes more safe places to share it. You count & matter EXACTLY how you are💖🌈
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There was a roast for @JoeMantegna tonight and the nerd royalty formerly known as @GUBLERNATION had clearly been preparing for months. We love so hugely Joe, I’m sorry I said you used to dye your hair “Wayne Newton Chestnut”
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Deep breath.
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💖🦋🌈 I love this guy.
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It was the 1st guy I had dated in a LONG time and thought it was a one off. I had internalized shame about being bisexual. I AM bisexual and that’s what I should have said then. When we know better we do better💖
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oh Captain, Our Captain. So well said per usual. We love you all for letting us freak you out for 15 seasons. ❤️
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I thought I was Velma. Shoot. That means I'm Scrappy.
realized today that criminal minds is basically just live action scooby doo and i'm freakin velma
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Tonight. These nerds. @CM_SetReport @CrimMinds_CBS
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Crooked but they work fine.
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I alway want to say “let it in don’t hold it out” at that one lyric. Anyways. It’s my birthday 🎂 and this has the best lyrics for now and all-a-ways
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Me saying it’s #bivisibilityday isn’t important.But it’s important I show up. Vote,take the census,practice kindness,find balanced news sources,don’t waste your time on folks committed to division,demand justice for the least privileged amount us & SHOW UP.🌈
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Secret's Out. He's in the finale. I can share Secret Picture. @shemarmoore
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Hug them and never let go.
You walk into a room and this whole crew is waiting for you. What would you do? #CriminalMinds
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COME ON. Y’all are making me miss my fancy day job more than I already did. Sweetheart 😍
expressed by penelope garcia, performed by kirsten vangsness. i present you: emotions.
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Because nothing says “watch @CrimMinds_CBS “ tonight like “good job me, I got a Pap smear!!” Going into 2019 like....
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Oh boy. All the feelings. My sweet friends.
Do you remember how you felt when you first met the BAU crew? The #CriminalMinds cast sure does. Brace yourself for some serious nostalgia as you join them on a trip down memory lane.
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Putting the double O in “spooky” since arriving on our planet- here’s @GUBLERNATION in his natural habitat: directing the episode of @CrimMinds_CBS airing this eve.🦇💖🦇
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My girl @PauleyP is the sweetest kind of kind creature. Here’s pictures of me & her loving each other. She’s so full of generosity & openness there’s no room inside her to lie even if she wanted to. 💖💥
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😍😍😍😍😍😍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
No bra, no make up, no hair dye, no 20/20 vision ... but I love showing off my little sticker.
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The GirlPower is strong here at CM HQ. @pagetpaget @ajcookofficial and @aishatyler and moi salute parity, inclusion, and celebration of all femaleness on this #IWD2109
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For @aishatyler birthday I spent the last week doing some graphic design on these pics of her. She’s just the loveliest in all the ways. I miss her missing her birthday because we had to be at work together.
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I vote for the one who will care for every citizen equally and isn’t afraid of the “T” in LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈💖🇺🇸
I believe LGBTQ+ rights are human rights — and they are on the ballot tomorrow. Vote: iwillvote.com
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All of these numbers on CNN are very stressy for this dyslexic left hander....
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🌈🎂
It's the inimitable Kirsten @Vangsness' birthday today! 🎂 Join us in wishing the #CriminalMinds star an incredible day! 🎉
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Replying to @GUBLERNATION
He lets me call him Ker.
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TONIGHT! Where you learn Prentiss & Rossi are conjoined twins with the team living inside their torso devoid of pigmented clothing.
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Sometimes you’ve gotta take 15 seconds, put on some eyeshadow whiskers& then eat a grapefruit and watch Halloweentown 👻🎃
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PartKermitPartDanHenningPartPrinceCharmer happy birthday wild-eyed weirdo. I love you. @GUBLERNATION
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I ship it. I stan it. I all of the things it.
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Whatever, whenever, @JoeMantegna makes me feel like this. Watch his directing and acting tonight on @CrimMinds_CBS (yes, of course I bought Garcia that mug- but Joe put it in the shot, it’s a wide spread community of women affirming behaviors up in here)
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The @TheTalk_CBS bathroom with @ajcookofficial @GUBLERNATION
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Here is @pagetpaget & I sharing things about @KMDthefilm for our afternoon pleasure.
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In case the planet needs this picture I took of my cats just now (catch the hind paw cuteness in middle) Oh you are very welcome, world.
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"Hey, hold up these animal erasers for a weird picture I wanna take" she said.
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And I call this "Ladies of the Round Table & Interloper" @pagetpaget @aishatyler @ajcookofficial @GUBLERNATION
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We are shooting a scene that takes place by sink & a mirror using A REAL SINK & MIRROR.
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The @CrimMinds_CBS is in tonight. Classic KV: costume department asked to take a picture of my jewelry while we took this group pic and I got confused.
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Oh, it was gooooood. I can tell you that much.
So what do you think that first date was like tho? Where'd they go for dinner? Was there dancing afterwards?
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“Because I am a fucking legend”😍
If I can do it, you can do it. Can't you? You can do it! Are you doing it? Keep doing it. Have you not done it yet? Do it now. Now is the time do it. Do it with me. Let's do this. #GOTV #PhoneBanking #BidenHarris #VoteEarly #CreateTheOutcome #putdownyouremmy Links in bio.
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Arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor.
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Oops. I meant to put love in picture form. Here. @GUBLERNATION
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We always have a terrible time.
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If you are fit to serve&bravely choose to serve no matter the gender you identify with, you are a brave, wonderful American. We see you🇺🇸 nitter.app/mileskahn/status/89021…
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SPREAD THE FAITH💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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I had a string on my dress that made @pagetpaget mad so she took nail clippers & axed it. This is friendship.
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We are looking out in the horizon for @ajcookofficial and at you to say “Hey look! New episode!”
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Making the series finale doughnut. It is filled with jelly made from my tears.
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Penelope Garcia has been the sparkly ray of brilliant sunshine holding the BAU together from the start. Join Baby Girl Kirsten @Vangsness as she shares what it's been like to be a part of the #CriminalMinds family all these years. (Also #Garvez shippers: listen up!)
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What I have learned so far while in Italy: I love Italy and I love the US Embassy in Italy 🇮🇹❤️.
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the new guy who smells like hope & wonderful @_Adam_Rodriguez (ps PLEASE don't tell Penelope I said that)
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Day One @Garcia_BAU S12 GO! Yes, I did them myself, hence the mess ups.
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More last night...@JoeMantegna @ajcookofficial @TheReal_Jlh (we couldn't find you! Xx) @GUBLERNATION
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Actual secret picture. @pagetpaget
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Went to see @duranduran be brilliant. I took camera out just the once to show @pagetpaget and my awe-struck-ed-ness.
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filming what you will see tonight on @CrimMinds_CBS #andintheend
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I have equal amounts of pics of @pagetpaget &me selftaking a picture & acting shocked it's happening& @ajcookofficial growing out of my head
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REALLY thankful for this gig with these folks @pagetpaget @JoeMantegna @GUBLERNATION
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Last table read senior-itis and I can’t believe it’s over -itis.
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Last night with @shemarmoore doing some sort of "if I smile too big will I look weird" face.
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Happy Birthday @shemarmoore I love the back & the front & the inside of you equally & celebrate their arrival upon the 🌏 we live.
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Never. Gets. Old.
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FACT: the Salem Witch trials began because of Rye bread.
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My people.
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Thank you for all the birthday-ing yesterday, it made me feel totally great. Here is me making sure the birthday song is being sung at the slowest tempo possible (see finger snaps keeping time) as I find that hilarious.
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OUCH. It hurts because I love. @pagetpaget @JoeMantegna @CrimMinds_CBS we are on the TV tonight.
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Sisters are doing it for themselves. Also: I enjoy when I'm quoted accurately well done @Variety 👍🏽👏🏽❤️✌🏽🌈
#CriminalMinds: Kirsten @Vangsness, A.J. Cook close deals for Season 13 after seeking equal pay bit.ly/2rwse7l
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Oh myyyyy I didn’t know I needed it eitherrrrrr
Harry Styles performing Juice with Lizzo is a thing I didn’t know I really, really needed
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& Festivus for the rest of us & any day that we get to live on this planet & celebrate peace & family🎄@pagetpaget @aishatyler @ajcookofficial @danielhenney @GUBLERNATION @_Adam_Rodriguez @JoeMantegna
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If you are in line to vote I am SO PROUD OF YOU! and if want something to pass the time- I recommend looking at my tictok account #reunited #jasongideon
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Happiest birthday to my ever delicious Chocolate Thunder Goofball wrapped in a Lion riding a Minotaur @shemarmoore
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Merci Beaucoup to the French fire fighters and all the angels who helped to save some of Notre Dame. So sad yet also (not taking away the sad) so many wonderful helpers who helped make it better. 🇫🇷 ❤️
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And these Nerds I love so completely also @ajcookofficial @GUBLERNATION
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Sisters are doing it for themselves @aishatyler @pagetpaget @ajcookofficial
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AKA Penelope will have this wrangled before her first caffeine of the day.
“Parler’s amateur coding could come back to haunt Capitol Hill rioters” arstechnica.com/information-…
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The Garcia Desk Still Life Today. Yes, look close- there's my Porterville coin.
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😍You bet your legendary ass you will.🇺🇸
Replying to @Vangsness
Kirsten you have always been one of my favorite people. Thanks for sharing this and helping to get out the vote! Hope to run into you during a Biden administration!
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This is the long shot. My sister friend @ajcookofficial being unconsciously adorable.
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Sooooo many of these lines have come out of my face on @CrimMinds_CBS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💖💖💖😂
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