Replying to @DelusionPosting
> Human trafficking is a problem. "Well make it legal then!" Imagine.
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Replying to @pegobry_en
Apparently two foxes got into a fight at one point and one of the foxes got injured- because you know wild animals don't totally just do that.
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Replying to @ShitpostRock
It was only a classroom tournament and it was blackjack, but I won a tournament because my program had a bug that happened to perfectly exploit a bug in the professors runner application. If I had written the program correctly I would have lost hard.
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Replying to @pegobry_en
I don't think rescuing foxes is bad actually.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
I think some of them legitimately believe Spanish is a New World language. Not even kidding.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
My Starfruit Wine empire would indicate that Stardew Valley is not socialist.
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Replying to @lporiginalg
"Soyjak, I can swim." "So you're trying to just drown me, Gigachad?" "No. Actually you can swim too." "Then who are you trying to drown? Who is on this boat who can't swim?"
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Replying to @InsaneCope
> We need to flood your country with people who hate you so farmers don't have to pay a fair wage! Maybe the parties didn't actually flip.
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Replying to @TurboFanboy
> race cars don't need headlights because the track is always lit "so is my brother, but he still needs headlights"
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
> proof the Earth is flat > look inside > it's proof the Earth is round
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Replying to @UpdatingOnRome
He didn't fail. It's just there was no way for him to know they were speaking early 17th century English.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
Boats are feminine. Except warships; those are dudes.
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Replying to @JUSTcatmeme
The antisemitism leaving my body when I see Abby Shapiro's jewbs.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
Imagine being such an NPC that you don't realize that time passes.
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Replying to @Howlingmutant0
Whoa- you can't just say "slugger" at least censor yourself and write "***gger".
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Replying to @gayhighschool
> Strip oil from hair. > Scalp overproduces oil. > Hair is dry. Add oil based product. > Strip oil from hair again. > Scalp over... You literally don't need shampoo.
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Replying to @SeedOilDsrspctr
"You'll never be able to deport all the illegals. It would cost hundreds of billions." Why would it cost that much? "Because we will make it cost that much!"
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Replying to @robertlasagna1
This should be obvious but the vast majority of people cannot be convinced that sexual desires can be modified.
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Replying to @ShitpostRock
You wouldn't get it.
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Replying to @LinkofSunshine
Balatro-ass economy.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
Some IT departments would be in chaos.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
These "proofs" always must take one of two forms. Form 1: Define addition as something that doesn't have the properties of addition. Form 2: Define all numbers to be equal to all other numbers. Form 1 is for midwits. Form 2 is for nitwits. This is form 2.
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That's just a blatant fucking lie.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
> I will build bridges. Oh, so you'll be an architect? > No, I'll be the idiot they shove in a diving bell for twelve hours to shovel mud.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
> *quick glance* > to my left an Indian woman, and black pot smoker- indica by the look of it- probably safe > to my right a white liberal taking a creep shot of me > status: moderately safe > time to read
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Replying to @InsaneCope
> Canada isn't playing games. > Posts picture of Canada literally playing games.
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I have two gerbils. You bring the sieve.
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Replying to @escapefrommelos
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Now I have to worry I actually peed my pants and that I'm going on the "actually peed my pants" wall.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
I took a deep dive on one of these. A black man did not invent electric lighting, or the carbon filament, or manufacturing of the carbon filament. But a black man has a single patent on a single refinement of the carbon filament manufacturing process.
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Replying to @martianwyrdlord
> Field has controversy. > Remove all dissidents. > With dissidents removed field now has consensus. > Use consensus to justify the removal of dissidents. Many such cases.
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Replying to @moultano
> Megalosaurus (great lizard) > forty feet long > elephantine lizard I feel like you should be able to pick up that he's talking about a dinosaur of some sort. Besides they were allowed to look up stuff on their phone.
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Replying to @alex2yc
Had someone tell me that, "if Disney World stays this crowded no one will go there anymore" and was unable to explain to the person why that certainly wasn't true. I know that "no one goes there anymore; it's too crowded" is an ancient joke, but this person was being sincere.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
When immigrants are discussed liberals can't understand socialized costs, but when carbon dioxide is discussed they have no problem with the concept. Curious.
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> Sometimes I'll just throw a potato in the oven, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
Am I supposed to be worried that Trump is going to start loading MS-13 members onto railcars because I would like Trump to load MS-13 member onto railcars.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
> Ukraine flag. > Hates borders. Well, do I have some good news!
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
> Maintaining civil order is fascism actually. Woke more correct.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
> caste Hmmm... what an unusual inclusion.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
It's presence or absence of the Y chromosome so the 14 biology class is about a million times closer to correct than the "there are 77 sexes" crowd.
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Replying to @morallawwithin
The fact that apparently half of English majors couldn't understand that is shocking. "London. Fall. Muddy. Muddy as hell. Is that a damn dinosaur from the Cretaceous? Ah shit. Dogs muddy. Horses muddy. Motherfuckers all slipping and sliding in the mud all damn morning!"
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Replying to @ManDaveJobGood
> Author writes extremely right wing book. > Director tries to make left wing film wearing right wing book as a skin suit. > Right wing message of book is too strong and shines through. but muh media literacy
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The real funny thing is that in Islam you are allowed to eat literally anything if you are actually starving.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
If we're such murder machines why do they want to be here so bad?
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> Why do you care? > It doesn't matter. > IT DOESN'T MATTER SO MUCH WE WILL DELETE ANY ATTEMPT TO REMOVE IT!
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Replying to @HarmlessYardDog
The side that thinks taxes can't be too high has finally found a tax they don't like. I just think that people who make a living importing shoes made with slave labor should pay their fair share, ya know.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
In the world of One Piece the world's militaries are controlled by a small group of families who are mostly dysgenic freaks and who consider normal people slaves. I mention this for no reason in particular.
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> pubic hair Uh, that's not where you're supposed to put the hair net.
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Replying to @wotancore
He's working on a male avatar for femgooners now. On the back end they'll be matching he-gooners and she-gooners up based on personality and proximity and the avatars will manipulate them into meeting and falling in love. Trust the plan.
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You actually don't believe that because you could sell all you own and save hundreds (or maybe thousands or tens of thousands) of lives. But you don't- because you have a positive moral obligation to yourself and those in your care.
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Replying to @hastifliche
> I feel like the hygiene laser is spending a lot of time focused on me. Yeah, man, yeah.
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Replying to @ChrisExpTheNews
It's not that they can't understand it or they don't understand it- it's just that their idiot cultural revolution demands that they pretend not to understand it.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
Here "due process" means "let in a foreigner with gang tattoos and then make it impossible to remove him."
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Replying to @InsaneCope
What do they think Czarist Russia was like?
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Replying to @BigDickBarclay
She's going to loose a few round.
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Ylvis wrote on this.
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That's what I love about the houses, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

ALT Matthew Mcconaughey GIF

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My grandfather smoked a pack a day and never got lung cancer.
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Replying to @myth_pilot
Was watching season 2 of Silo and for no reason white male introduced black female as "twice the engineer I am" then one scene later he tries and fails to get a crowds attention, and then she steps in and the crowd immediately quiets down. Lost interest. It's all so tiresome.
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Replying to @wylfcen @chippel
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Replying to @nocontextmemes
> She understands easily because Dutch is just English that's been passed through a silly goose filter.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
> Says I sure am tired of this bean mouth style. > She smiles and says, "bean mouth was 12 years ago, sir" > Turn on Cartoon Network. > It's all bean mouths.
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> It says here in this policy paper that luckily the science agrees with what the managerial class wants to do every single time. What are the odds?
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Do not tell me that the USS Gerald R. Ford is a she.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
Every Isekai is just a dude who has women in his life that like and appreciate him.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
The modern day liberals think the Levant was full of brown people in the first century. It was not.
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Replying to @geogvma @wleddzig
Taking it up with the idiot who posted the map as an argument. It's retarded.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
Nothing says "woman" like marking your territory with piss.
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
Fun fact: Master and Commander is the greatest movie ever made and the only women in it are prostitutes in a single scene who have no spoken lines.
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Only if "saving lives" is fungible. Which it is not.
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Replying to @uncledoomer
> I'm glad my country was defeated and starved and raped. Denazification is the wildest brainwashing ever performed.
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Replying to @junker_jo
Warning! The centrists who wanted to put us in reeducation camps have been radicalized to want street executions instead.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
A transvolk being mad that the physical world destroyed their flimsy facade and then blaming it on an imagined enemy is almost poetic.
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No. It's that "oh instead of spending money to save one life here we can spent same money to save ten lives there; what a value" is something only a rationalist retard would think isn't a sign of immense brain damage.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
Literally never met a Christian that didn't believe in prayer and medical intervention. I know they exist, but they are pretty rare. That being said, obviously in this case prayer would be the correct action.
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Replying to @InsaneCope
"But he says he isn't a Nazi." "That's just what a Nazi would say!"
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Replying to @InsaneCope
He has a point. We must begin the difficult work of creating a system where black people's taxes pay only for black benefits and white people's taxes pay only for white benefits. It's the only way we can break the white man's dependency on black productivity.
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Replying to @HarmlessYardDog
The assumption that all Khajit are criminals would be unfair to the Khajit who aren't criminals- if there were any.
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Replying to @caesararum
❌: Pagans cargo culting being techs. ✔️: Techs cargo culting being pagans.
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Replying to @SperglerAcolyte
> Barges into scientific discourse. > Explains origins of species. > Refuses to elaborate further. > Leaves.
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Replying to @chiweethedog
That rug made me think my graphics card was dying.
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Replying to @tautologer
It is not cruel to export a fent trafficker. It is good and if you aren't happy about it you have brain worms.
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Women when you ask them about cabbage...
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Replying to @seamus_coughlin
The fact that women are totally unaware of the radical difference between their stated and revealed preferences is wild. They will defend to the death that something that gives them "the ick" does not in fact give them "the ick."
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Modern Rabbinical Judaism is descended from Pharisaic Judaism. Jesus was very much not a Pharisee and would not be considered a Jew today. Today he would be (unsurprisingly) considered a Levantine Christian.
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Replying to @TurboFanboy
I'd argue that's Ratatouille or The Incredibles, but Cars is criminally underappreciated.
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Replying to @FuckKoroks
Contrast fabric on the back of the waistcoat- you don't see that attention to detail anymore.
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Yes. BECAUSE. LIVES. AREN'T. FUNGIBLE.
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curry scented cope
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Replying to @QuasLacrimas
> You wouldn't say that under your real name (because my side is so crazy that we will hound you to the end of the Earth and try to destroy your life).
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Replying to @Tomhennessey69
As if the discerning racist couldn't tell just by the body proportions.
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Replying to @zeenohh
> Want to come back to my place and look at my racist Tintin? I'm glad that line worked for someone.
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Replying to @memeticsisyphus
> black teen > shooting > low IQ > released by liberal woman judge

ALT Do You Have Any Idea How Little That Narrows It Down Clear Now GIF

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Replying to @DelusionPosting
Back in the day gays and jews and catty women called her fat. Straight men did not. In the present day gays and jews and catty women blame straight men for calling her fat.
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In reptilian species that have male-male competition, such as monitor lizards, the males are larger and stronger. Dragons are generally depicted as having male-male competition, so cope harder.
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Greater Indonesia.
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