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Apparently two foxes got into a fight at one point and one of the foxes got injured- because you know wild animals don't totally just do that.
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It was only a classroom tournament and it was blackjack, but I won a tournament because my program had a bug that happened to perfectly exploit a bug in the professors runner application. If I had written the program correctly I would have lost hard.
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I think some of them legitimately believe Spanish is a New World language. Not even kidding.
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"Soyjak, I can swim."
"So you're trying to just drown me, Gigachad?"
"No. Actually you can swim too."
"Then who are you trying to drown? Who is on this boat who can't swim?"
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> We need to flood your country with people who hate you so farmers don't have to pay a fair wage!
Maybe the parties didn't actually flip.
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> race cars don't need headlights because the track is always lit
"so is my brother, but he still needs headlights"
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He didn't fail. It's just there was no way for him to know they were speaking early 17th century English.
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> Strip oil from hair.
> Scalp overproduces oil.
> Hair is dry. Add oil based product.
> Strip oil from hair again.
> Scalp over...
You literally don't need shampoo.
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"You'll never be able to deport all the illegals. It would cost hundreds of billions."
Why would it cost that much?
"Because we will make it cost that much!"
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This should be obvious but the vast majority of people cannot be convinced that sexual desires can be modified.
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These "proofs" always must take one of two forms.
Form 1: Define addition as something that doesn't have the properties of addition.
Form 2: Define all numbers to be equal to all other numbers.
Form 1 is for midwits. Form 2 is for nitwits. This is form 2.
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> I will build bridges.
Oh, so you'll be an architect?
> No, I'll be the idiot they shove in a diving bell for twelve hours to shovel mud.
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> *quick glance*
> to my left an Indian woman, and black pot smoker- indica by the look of it- probably safe
> to my right a white liberal taking a creep shot of me
> status: moderately safe
> time to read
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Now I have to worry I actually peed my pants and that I'm going on the "actually peed my pants" wall.
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I took a deep dive on one of these. A black man did not invent electric lighting, or the carbon filament, or manufacturing of the carbon filament. But a black man has a single patent on a single refinement of the carbon filament manufacturing process.
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> Field has controversy.
> Remove all dissidents.
> With dissidents removed field now has consensus.
> Use consensus to justify the removal of dissidents.
Many such cases.
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> Megalosaurus (great lizard)
> forty feet long
> elephantine lizard
I feel like you should be able to pick up that he's talking about a dinosaur of some sort. Besides they were allowed to look up stuff on their phone.
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Had someone tell me that, "if Disney World stays this crowded no one will go there anymore" and was unable to explain to the person why that certainly wasn't true.
I know that "no one goes there anymore; it's too crowded" is an ancient joke, but this person was being sincere.
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When immigrants are discussed liberals can't understand socialized costs, but when carbon dioxide is discussed they have no problem with the concept. Curious.
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> Sometimes I'll just throw a potato in the oven, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows.
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Am I supposed to be worried that Trump is going to start loading MS-13 members onto railcars because I would like Trump to load MS-13 member onto railcars.
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It's presence or absence of the Y chromosome so the 14 biology class is about a million times closer to correct than the "there are 77 sexes" crowd.
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The fact that apparently half of English majors couldn't understand that is shocking. "London. Fall. Muddy. Muddy as hell. Is that a damn dinosaur from the Cretaceous? Ah shit. Dogs muddy. Horses muddy. Motherfuckers all slipping and sliding in the mud all damn morning!"
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> Author writes extremely right wing book.
> Director tries to make left wing film wearing right wing book as a skin suit.
> Right wing message of book is too strong and shines through.
but muh media literacy
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The real funny thing is that in Islam you are allowed to eat literally anything if you are actually starving.
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> Why do you care?
> It doesn't matter.
> IT DOESN'T MATTER SO MUCH WE WILL DELETE ANY ATTEMPT TO REMOVE IT!
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The side that thinks taxes can't be too high has finally found a tax they don't like.
I just think that people who make a living importing shoes made with slave labor should pay their fair share, ya know.
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In the world of One Piece the world's militaries are controlled by a small group of families who are mostly dysgenic freaks and who consider normal people slaves.
I mention this for no reason in particular.
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He's working on a male avatar for femgooners now. On the back end they'll be matching he-gooners and she-gooners up based on personality and proximity and the avatars will manipulate them into meeting and falling in love. Trust the plan.
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You actually don't believe that because you could sell all you own and save hundreds (or maybe thousands or tens of thousands) of lives. But you don't- because you have a positive moral obligation to yourself and those in your care.
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> I feel like the hygiene laser is spending a lot of time focused on me.
Yeah, man, yeah.
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It's not that they can't understand it or they don't understand it- it's just that their idiot cultural revolution demands that they pretend not to understand it.
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Here "due process" means "let in a foreigner with gang tattoos and then make it impossible to remove him."
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Was watching season 2 of Silo and for no reason white male introduced black female as "twice the engineer I am" then one scene later he tries and fails to get a crowds attention, and then she steps in and the crowd immediately quiets down. Lost interest.
It's all so tiresome.
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> She understands easily because Dutch is just English that's been passed through a silly goose filter.
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> Says I sure am tired of this bean mouth style.
> She smiles and says, "bean mouth was 12 years ago, sir"
> Turn on Cartoon Network.
> It's all bean mouths.
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> It says here in this policy paper that luckily the science agrees with what the managerial class wants to do every single time. What are the odds?
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The modern day liberals think the Levant was full of brown people in the first century. It was not.
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Fun fact: Master and Commander is the greatest movie ever made and the only women in it are prostitutes in a single scene who have no spoken lines.
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> I'm glad my country was defeated and starved and raped.
Denazification is the wildest brainwashing ever performed.
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Warning! The centrists who wanted to put us in reeducation camps have been radicalized to want street executions instead.
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A transvolk being mad that the physical world destroyed their flimsy facade and then blaming it on an imagined enemy is almost poetic.
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No. It's that "oh instead of spending money to save one life here we can spent same money to save ten lives there; what a value" is something only a rationalist retard would think isn't a sign of immense brain damage.
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Literally never met a Christian that didn't believe in prayer and medical intervention. I know they exist, but they are pretty rare. That being said, obviously in this case prayer would be the correct action.
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He has a point. We must begin the difficult work of creating a system where black people's taxes pay only for black benefits and white people's taxes pay only for white benefits. It's the only way we can break the white man's dependency on black productivity.
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The assumption that all Khajit are criminals would be unfair to the Khajit who aren't criminals- if there were any.
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> Barges into scientific discourse.
> Explains origins of species.
> Refuses to elaborate further.
> Leaves.
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It is not cruel to export a fent trafficker. It is good and if you aren't happy about it you have brain worms.
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The fact that women are totally unaware of the radical difference between their stated and revealed preferences is wild. They will defend to the death that something that gives them "the ick" does not in fact give them "the ick."
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Modern Rabbinical Judaism is descended from Pharisaic Judaism. Jesus was very much not a Pharisee and would not be considered a Jew today. Today he would be (unsurprisingly) considered a Levantine Christian.
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I'd argue that's Ratatouille or The Incredibles, but Cars is criminally underappreciated.
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Contrast fabric on the back of the waistcoat- you don't see that attention to detail anymore.
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> You wouldn't say that under your real name (because my side is so crazy that we will hound you to the end of the Earth and try to destroy your life).
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> Want to come back to my place and look at my racist Tintin?
I'm glad that line worked for someone.
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Back in the day gays and jews and catty women called her fat. Straight men did not.
In the present day gays and jews and catty women blame straight men for calling her fat.
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In reptilian species that have male-male competition, such as monitor lizards, the males are larger and stronger. Dragons are generally depicted as having male-male competition, so cope harder.
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