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Just punched my neighbor in the face in the middle of the night. Please pray for my family.
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NOOOO MY 401K THAT I CAN'T PULL OUT FOR 20 MORE YEARS WENT DOWN TODAY NOOOOO
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AHHHH I'M DAVE PORTNOY I CAN TALK HOWEVER I WANT TO PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR ME BUT I'LL PISS MY PANTS IMMEDIATELY IF ANYONE WHOSE LIFE I CAN'T CONTROL MAKES A JOKE ABOUT ME I'M RETARDED AHHHHH
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Not interested in your ideas, lady.
It’s National Voter Registration Day. We are voting for Harris-Walz. The choice is clear. Check your voting status here: iwillvote.com
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Dave Portnoy has now been kicked out of 109 pizza places nitter.app/Wordsarewordsz/status/…
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AHHH I VOTED FOR TRUMP IN EVERY ELECTION BUT I REGRET IT NOW BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE POSTED A GHIBLI MEME OF A FAT FENTANYL DEALER GETTING ARRESTED AHHH IM RETARDED
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Babe, what's wrong? You've barely touched your lab-created Charlie Kirk replacement.
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#BREAKING: YouTube to pay Trump $24.5 MILLION for their 2021 suspension of his channel
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Sorry bitter, shrill harpies: we are going to make heterosexuality great again.
Braves reporter gets female fan’s number during live segment — and his peers are furious trib.al/O5ITgnl
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Why is homosexuality so much more prevalent among black men than white men? Needs to be studied.
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Conservatives when the pendulum swings a millimeter back in their favor after years of communist tyranny
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No one is above the law.
Community note
On December 1, 2024, President Joe Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, for crimes covering nearly 11 years of “offenses against the United States which he has committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2024.”
whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/
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No, Shaniqua, you're not in a Sundown Town just because you have to pay your Denny's bill with real currency like every other customer.
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JOE ROGAN IS A SNACK-SIZED PODCASTER WHO CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (OBSESSED! "CRUSH?" NO THANK YOU!) BUT IS TOO SCARED TO HAVE ME ON AND LET HIS AUDIENCE HEAR THE TRUTH. JUST LIKE DOZY DON HE OFTEN “CHICKENS OUT”. I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE GUY AND WISH THE MINI HOST THE BEST IN LIFE! I’LL COME ON AND WILL HELP SAVE THE SHOW AND ITS PLUMMETING RATINGS! — GCN
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NEW: Award-winning nurse fired after telling officer she would let cops and their families die during DUI arrest
'I'm a f****** nurse, and when you come through my hospital, don't worry, I'll let you die.'
Crystal Tadlock, 35, was arrested in Magnolia, Texas after she was caught speeding, ran a red light, and hit a piece of concrete
She failed a field sobriety test and was taken into custody
She later mocked the officer for having a foreign accent and suggested he should be deported
Tadlock had previously won an award for “extraordinary nurses”
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Radio host says Latino children in US live in fear like Anne Frank in holocaust because of ICE trib.al/gfXutyK
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AHHH I'M THEO VON MY VIEWS ON DEPORTING RAPISTS AND MURDERERS IS ACTUALLY VERY NUANCED AHHH I'M RETARDED
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No, prioritizing safety for an 8-year-old means avoiding schools with demographics linked to higher violence rates, as national data from sources like the School Survey on Crime and Safety show elevated fights and disruptions in majority-black environments due to behavioral factors. Forced immersion doesn't reliably foster liking; studies on intergroup contact indicate it requires equal-status, cooperative settings, not potentially chaotic ones that could breed resentment from negative experiences. Choose schools with strong order and academics first—prejudice fades through success and fair treatment, not risk exposure.
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Alpha chad move
RFK Jr. says he made decision to endorse Trump despite his wife being “uncomfortable” about it.
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