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When brothers fight to death, a stranger inherits their father's estate.
~ Chinua Achebe
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I remember when someone was dragging my land in the village. My uncle told me to budget ₦2million to fight for the land ownership.
I asked a close friend to ask the man dragging the land if he wants to sell.
Long story short, the man sold the land for ₦1m.
I saved ₦1m.
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Before you start having a soft heart towards him, these were the students he butchered. The oldest is 21 y.o
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She did it without waiting for backup. That's very courageous.
Courage is the only virtue you can't fake.
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By the time he realizes that his Dad may not be the problem, he will already have a son who thinks he's the problem.
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Abba Kyari:
A Kanuri from Bornu.
B.Sc sociology (Warwick)
Llb LAW (Cambridge)
Masters in Law (Cambridge)
Harvard business school
Board director, unilever, Exxon mobile.
Executive director and later CEO of UBA.
Chief of Staff to Buhari.
Man lived!
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By this time, during the flood, in 2012. Peter Obi has been to my factory twice on flood support and inspection.
Leadership is a verb.
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Peter Obi will be the first president of Nigeria that will be produced by the citizens and not by the kingmakers.
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Teach them delayed gratification every chance you get.
Give them one cookie and ask them to resist the urge to eat it for 30mins and they will get two cookies.
Move the duration and reward up as they grow.
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LEDs are better since they have a longer life span, more efficient, and climate friendly.
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How the Late Gen Sani Abacha received Muammar Gaddafi of Libya like a rockstar in Kano, despite the US warnings not to do so.
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Before you believe Senator Remi Tinubu was joking in that video, remember a lot of people thought Hitler was joking about the Jews in 1932.
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It was Dec 2015. I was flying to Lagos from Asaba and Peter Obi was on the flight. Simple, alone with no security (This was about a year after his tenure as governor).
Did I tell you he prayed the rosary all through the flight?
Happy Birthday, Okwute @PeterObi #PeterObiAt64
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A key performance indicator for governors is the ability to generate debt. According to J.J Omojuwa😂
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Thank God for football. Imagine this guy had chosen serial killing as a career path.
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I heard the Kangaroo tracked the man to his house and asked him to come outside.
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At 99 degrees water is just hot.
At 100 degrees it starts boiling.
The difference is just that 1%.
This December will be our required 1% to attain our goals.
It will be a December to remember.
#December1st
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Karma is just you repeating your evil habits until you finally get what you deserve.
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Did this with a friend’s kids and he started doing the same with my kids.
I will squeeze money into his kids' hands every time I run into them and he will look for an opportunity to run into my kids and return the gesture.
Men are reciprocative in nature.
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Sen. Datti Baba-Ahmed, the VP candidate to Peter Obi was a PDP presidential aspirant in 2018.
He owns the biggest private hospital in Africa - Baze university hospital and Baze University in Abuja.
He was pivotal in the war against Obasanjo’s third-term agenda.
Impressive CV.
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If every prostitute is a girl, does that mean all girls are prostitutes? A basic flaw in inductive reasoning.
That the richest black man is from the North does not mean every Northerner is rich.
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This is a poor attempt at deadcatting.
For those who don't know, “Deadcatting” is the political strategy of deliberately making a shocking announcement to divert media attention away from problems or failures in other areas.
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Long time ago, I went to drop my toddler at school and the teacher told me “Welcome back sir”
I was wondering how she knew I traveled until it struck me.😂
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Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.
~ Otto Von Bismarck.
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ONITSHA will teach you street smart and believe me, street smart plus book smart makes you dangerous.
You see everything through the lens of incentives.
When I first arrived Ilorin for my secondary education, my class teacher was famous for he ruthlessness. Boy, she was tough!
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“When I started, I had nothing. I needed everything. But when you start earning money, you start collecting things: I want this, I want that. The purpose is not collecting things, though. The purpose is to do something great. Finish the dream you started” ~ Francis Ngannou
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If the government doesn't put the fabricators to good use, criminals will. A stitch in time saves nine.
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To the dogs, they're chasing food.
But the bunny is running for his life. The motivation is not the same.
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It's called the hammer-headed bat. The genus name is Hypsignathus. This specie belongs to monstrous. It's a megabat.
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It's easy being a communist in a free country, try being a communist in a communist country.
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Interesting!
There's a German phrase that says “Man sieht sich immer zweimal im Leben”
Translated; "You always see each other twice in life" or "You always meet twice in life."
The universe always ensures we meet again.
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Jack ma is a reminder that acting smart around weak men in power is dangerous!
Ability to form dumb around weak-egoistic-power-drunk politicians is a superpower!
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This is why you can't rate a book by its cover.
His name is Kenny Mitchell. He was Snapchat's Chief Marketing officer in 2019. A VP at McDonald’s, at Levi Strauss & Co, and a graduate of Dartmouth.
But just cos he's a black man with a scruffy beard, you’d think he's cappin.
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Imagine an ice cream vendor saying kids like him for his beautiful smile and not because he sells ice cream.
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Someone told me recently that the new name for pedophiles is “Minor-attractive person”
I almost removed his teeth.
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“The white man is very clever. He came peaceably with his religion and we allowed him to stay. Now he has won our brothers, and our clan can no longer act like one. He has put a knife on the things that held us together and we have fallen apart.” ~ Chinua Achebe
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There is an old saying: “It's not what is said about your reputation that ruins it, it's what you do to defend it”
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Sometimes I wish Tinubu would win so Nigerians will learn a thing or two about how a country moves from frying pan to fire.
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I took this advice from you and never looked back. Maybe you should take your own advice too.
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“It's a mark of arrogance to discount the role of culture and tradition in the evolution of mankind.
The sanity of a people lies in the continuity of their traditions. Break away from it and chaos follows.” - Will Durant.
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We are giving out as many Manchester United jerseys as possible to lucky winners.
The jerseys and the delivery charge are completely paid for to @iam_wilsons. Don't pay any other dime.
Interested fans should retweet and comment to qualify! Entry ends by 4 pm tomorrow.
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“I’ve been given a mandate to handle two games. I’ll want to say I’mvery pleased with the boys and again, thanks to the NFF leadersip and all the boys who supported me. It ends today. I can’t talk about Libya, because I haven’t been told about it.”
~ Augustine Eguavoen
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2020 is the year of aggressive personal development.
Get good, then better and finally become the best.
The world is becoming fierce.
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It's safe to assume that in another thirty years, the UK won't be a Christian country.
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Every good girl wants to be seen as an ashawo, every ashawo wants to be seen as a good girl.
The modern paradox.
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I think this Anon thing got to me. I will be blessing people randomly today.
You don’t need to solicit.
The spirit will be our guide.
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I suggest we stop mocking people who have the courage to publicly change their minds. It's something a lot of idiots can't do. It's also a sign of independent thinking. They made a mistake, realized and admitted it. Let us encourage them.🙏
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After long hours of R&D, intense work, and collaboration. ASTON MALT is finally here. I want to thank the entire team (you guys are the best) and all stakeholders for this milestone.
ASTON Malt is the first indigenous malt drink produced by a Nigerian company.
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“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”
~ Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
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Still can't wrap my head around how feminism moved from “what a man can do, a woman can do better” to “Men don't exist”
May God help raise my little girl right. Away from these cancers.
"Wicked feminist, a force" but them don smuggle you out of the country through seme border with night bus. 😹
"We stand ten toes with you" have left you on the internet.
Guess who is in trouble? Innocent husband.
"All the evidence is on the internet" oya come out nau.
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I was in a business meeting when your mum called that she’s having signs of labour.
That was the day I realized that a 2hrs meeting can be done in 30min😂
Driving to the hospital, you will think I’m auditioning for fast and furious 9😁
I arrived the hospital just in time to
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That leath machine can fabricate machine parts and gears. If we can rehabilitate Boko guys, we can rehabilitate these guys.
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On my first day in class, I noticed she was wearing a broken wristwatch. I bought a cheap wristwatch and changed the leather to Swiss original leather. Then gave it to her as a gift.
I instantly became untouchable. My Yoruba classmates were screaming.😂😂
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Delegation is not the same thing as abdication.
Asking El-Rufai et al to answer direct questions posed at you is not delegation, it's an abdication of responsibility.
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Being able to walk into a restaurant knowing you can afford anything on their menu is another type of flex.
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One thing the Igbos have in abundance is tenacity. If an Igbo man makes up his mind to get a PVC, no amount of thugs can deter him.
Go get your PVC Nnam!
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Ancient Wisdom has always had it that the men who can manage men manage the men who can manage only tools, and the men who can manage money manage everybody.
That's why the bankers survived the downfall of every empire. From the Medici to the Rothschilds to the Morgans.
If you are looking for job stability, don't take highly technical roles. Start planning to be management from day one. Take the jobs where you get people do do the work and not the jobs where you do the work.
Gave my sister (a software developer) this advice over two decades ago
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The job of a journalist is to inform the masses, not protect the government. David Hundeyin should be commended for leaking that document.
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If you want to help mankind, start a business and employ them. Charity is just a scam.
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