The dude from those movies you used to watch. Two time New York Times Best Selling author. Host of Drinkin’ Bros Podcast and Ross Patterson Revolution Podcast.
Wherever booze is served...
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Is it weird that this trial actually makes me love Johnny Depp as a person even more? Dude is low key hilarious. #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard
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Angel Reese is an insufferable asshole, same as Draymond Green. After tonight’s loss she will fly home on a private jet that was provided to her by Caitlyn Clark. The only reason we’re watching this shit is for her. 🤷🏻♂️
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Not a fucking word from you @AOC. You called for violence, you got it.
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Baby Jessica was stuck in that fucking well longer than you could stay off Twitter. Jesus.
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My Dad took me to see Mike Tyson as a kid and now I’m taking my son. Surreal. He’s rooting for Jake Paul and I’m rooting for Iron Mike Tyson though. 😂😂 #PaulTyson
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Dear Jojo, according to Don Lemon on CNN you are way past your prime. Google it.
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In all sincerity, there’s probably no need to be a professional athlete then. Press is a part of the process due to the massive winnings that are awarded. There’s plenty of opportunities at the local level and teaching that don’t require daily press conferences. Good luck!
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It’s really hard to hate on Elon Musk for everything he sacrificed to work on DOGE and change the country, but it’s easy to hate the GOP led Congress for not codifying any of his financial cuts into laws. At least we have our answer now @elonmusk. Thank you sir. 🇺🇸
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All of us @Drinkin_Bros will fly you down first class, put you up at the Four Seasons, take you to the border with our BORTAC friends so you can actually see it, and then we can discuss with an educated opinion on our show? Deal?
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Dear @elonmusk, if a politician is on this platform, they shouldn’t be able to turn off comments. Have them see the feedback for the choices they believe in regardless of party affiliation. Thanks. 🙏🏻
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You pandering fuck. How about everyone who voted for this bill donates their salaries to cover it instead of us?
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Imagine if US Congress gave a shit about our own country and military the same way they did about Ukraine? We can’t even provide the same amount of money to protect our own border that we have given to Zelenskyy for his. Insanity.
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Also, you would get all of their emails, texts, and phone logs as part of the discovery process.
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We cancelled the guy who lied about killing 9,000 senior citizens to secure a 5.1 million dollar book deal, which was you.
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Nothing like @60Minutes leading off their new season with J6 four years later over the 2nd assassination attempt on Trump today. No matter how much you hate the media, it isn’t enough. 🤦♂️
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Texas resident here🙋♂️There is no President, no political party, no bill—NOTHING could have been done to prevent this much rain from falling in a short amount of time to cause these floods. Flood warnings were sent out by the local news and by phone here in advance. Everyone did their job. All we can do is thank the first responders for saving so many lives. ❤️
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At fucking noon? I bet you get excited when they put a new bike lane in your neighborhood.
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We promised we would drop an UNCENSORED version of the "Street Gonzo" Season Finale Episode 14 with @garyrfaust from Fantasy Fest in Key West, so here it is! See you next year...
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Daniel Penny being found not guilty was the correct verdict. NYC jurors finally showed some common sense.
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Heroes! 🇺🇸
We sent the brave brothers of Pi Kappa Phi at UNC Chapel Hill 20 cases of @hardafseltzer today to thank them for restoring the American flag on campus and taking down the protesters flag. Cheers boys! 🇺🇸
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Thanks for the shout out @joerogan on the show today with @TimJDillon!👊
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Dear @JasonKelce, everyone loves you. Fuck that guy. No need to apologize. 🇺🇸
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Why would a corporation like @BankofAmerica ever need to post this statement if it wasn’t ACTUALLY happening? Because it is. They froze our accounts last night over a fucking t-shirt. #boycottbankofamerica
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Everything we’ve been told about @BankofAmerica freezing Conservatives accounts is true. Today they froze all of our accounts over a “Gulf Of America” shirt we sell on @Drinkin_Bros. WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS. BOYCOTT BANK OF AMERICA. #boycottbankofamerica
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I can promise you @JohnCornyn all of us from @Drinkin_Bros will do the very best we can to vote you the fuck out of Texas next year.
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Looks like you’re out of a job today. When you get paid to post for Democrats on Twitter, do you just switch to Onlyfans? Serious question.
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Serious question, when you got caught fucking a Chinese spy, what happened to you legally?
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America is back! RFK and Trump unite the country as Kennedy comes out like it’s #SmackDown 😂😂
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I’ll take the past grocery bills, gas bills, immigration policies, housing costs, and lower crime rate. I’d love to go back.
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Cardi B is always the dumbest person in every room she walks into, and every time she talks, we are a dumber culture because of it as Americans. 🤦♂️
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All I know is Pam Bondi is hotter than Matt Gaetz and that's what really matters. Make America Hot Again.
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Time to open up the doors of the Vatican, Pope. Be the change you want to see. They’re all God’s children right?
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On a day that should have been celebrated by bringing our American astronauts home, it's been silenced by the mainstream media and everyone on the left because of politics. Take one day off and celebrate these heroes after being stuck for 9 months. Thank you @SpaceX, @NASA, and @elonmusk.
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Thank you for reporting this. As of today no one has reached out from @BankofAmerica. They would rather lose money and push a liberal agenda.
BREAKING: Bank of America has started freezing the bank accounts of Trump supporters for selling a "Gulf of America" T-shirt.
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New Street Gonzo Episode is here! Only one man @garyrfaust would go into the LA Fires and show you what ACTUALLY happened. This one is inspiring.
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Here’s the video of you pulling a fire alarm illegally while in Congress to obstruct a vote. You don’t get a voice to tell people what’s lawful in life anymore. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/10/25/p…
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If this happened to one of my kids and their lawyer said this in a press conference to the world, this man would not be breathing tonight. Fuck this guy. He is human garbage.
Insanity. Dominique Alexander, who represents Karmelo Anthony, just attacked Austin Metcalf's father Jeff for attending a press conference held by the Anthony family, calling his presence “a disrespect to the dignity of his son."
This is revolting.
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Trump would mop you in a debate. If you really gave a shit about this country you would run. You have the money. You have the time. Instead, you use Elon Musk’s platform to talk shit about things you’ll never do.
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My friends give me the most fucked up Christmas gifts. I don’t even know what country in Africa this is?😂😂
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I wish Joe Rogan would tell these people to fuck off. He has more power than mainstream media and that scares them. I support @joerogan.
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Fun show today! 👊
Banger of a show today with @TulsiGabbard joining us! YouTube show is live now. piped.video/live/DXuU2Uj7UTw…
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Kimmel got fired hours after I called it on @Drinkin_Bros today. I told you he wanted to be a martyr since he was going to be fired anyway next year. He pushed it, lied about Charlie Kirk, and went out a hero to his leftists buddies. I called the Colbert firing when @michaelmalice was on the show. Late night television will all be gone by May 2026. Please remember it was Johnny Carson who warned them first.
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Thanks to @TuckerCarlson for having us at his Christmas Party tonight. Not only is he a great dude on and off screen, but his new endeavor @alppouch rocks! 🎄
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Now I know all of your “producer” credits are fake too @cthagod. I know the ghostwriter on your “books.” Colbert show has a 200 person crew. Every day. The show barely draws 2 million viewers. It loses CBS $40 million a year. Breakfast Club has a higher audience and you don’t have a 200 person crew. Make sure to keep spreading your bullshit narrative though.
Charlamagne on Stephen Colbert's show getting scrapped:
"If you don't think we are under a regime with an authoritarian strategy, then you are bugging. This is textbook authoritarian rule."
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You got caught fucking a Chinese spy and are still a representative for the US government. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL THERE???
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