My Finance work experience was being a runner at the CBOT in HS...in other words: None. Entertainment only. Automotive focused. Short $TSLA.
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This is so much bigger than the VW Emission scandal.
By an order of magnitude as Musk like to quip.
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FLASHBACK: Kenneth Lay told Enron employees to hold onto to their stock and buy more in an all-hands meeting right before it crashed out.
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‘Hang onto your stock,’ Elon Musk tells Tesla employees. He has big ambitions for robots. trib.al/QQRKVnR
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Reminder: #TESLA insiders have traded $TSLA stock on the open market 164 times in the past 6 months. Of those trades, 0 have been purchases and 164 have been sales.
If $TSLA Insiders aren't buying shares, and are selling off their holdings....why aren't you doing the same thing?
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Will your wife praise @ElonMusk if you die while using AP? Will she understand that it was part of the "mission"? What if you run over some kids, same deal? They didn't sign up to be beta testers. Other drivers didn't sign up either. Delete your Tweet Rob, its horrible.
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CyberTruck is a failure. Higher margin Model S and Model X aren't selling either. $TSLA is in big trouble and no amount of pumping products that don't exist can help it now.
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$TSLA had planned for producing 250K CyberTrucks per year in TX. They haven't sold jack squat & are currently sitting on over $200M of CT inventory. If you think they're going to sell better from here you're insane. They're already hiding the true sales numbers in Other Models.
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Optimus is bolted to a platform...it can't walk or do much of anything. This is stagehands/engineers helping it onto the stage. What a total sh*tshow. $TSLA #TeslaAIDay
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“If you want a study of AI gone wrong and taking a lot of claims and trying to kill you every chance it can, get a Tesla.” - @stevewoz
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I'm old enough to remember that production for the $TSLA Semi was going to start in 2019.....
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What do you think of the walls holding the Uyghurs in prison camps in your beloved China?
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Reality setting in across the $TSLA Universe. They aren’t tolerating the Muskings anymore…
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While Elon was laying off 10% of $TSLA's workforce, he was also in the process of buying a new G700 private jet. You know, for the mission.
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Who elected this guy king of anything? Why is he suddenly in the spotlight and getting pushed so hard? Because of the absurd idea of a "Great Reset"? Scary times and he shouldn't be getting any attention here in the US.
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Answer: It’s $TSLA.
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Oh boy...its really getting fun now. $TSLA
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Absolute $TSLA Fire Sale. No other OEM has to do this to move cars. None. This is what desperation looks like.
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This is bigger than anything $TSLA and Musk have announced about autonomous driving. Nice job $GOOG.
We’re pleased to announce that together with @ToyotaMotorCorp, we're exploring a new autonomous vehicle platform and how to leverage our technology for their personally owned vehicles. More here: waymo.com/blog/2025/04/waymo…
ALT Waymo and Toyota
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Peter Blades, $TSLA's lead designer on the Model Y and new Roadster has left the company. I'm guessing the Roadster isn't coming anytime soon now....
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The average $TSLA Model 3 owner has a household income of $133,879....When I see this, I have to wonder how they do it....
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Musk and $TSLA are now spending Tesla 's money on X/Twitter to promote Musk getting his pay package. This is all incredibly pathetic.
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"Tesla’s Robotaxi launch in San Francisco turns out to be regular human-driven taxi service"
Repeat after me: #Tesla does not have working #Robotaxis anywhere. It's all a facade. $TSLA $CRSH
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Whoa, the layoffs aren't slowing down at $TSLA. In fact, they're going to get a lot worse if this is true. The last few Blinds have been 100% spot on.
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Produced where? You’re having your people hand build these things aren’t you? Did @ramonlaguarta and $PEP finally get some guts and threaten to sue $TSLA if you didn’t deliver for yet another year?
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$TSLA's market share in California dropped -13% YoY in Q1 2023 even with the price cuts. #Ouch
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Fun fact: The new 4680 $TSLA batteries are worse than the 2170 batteries.
Basically none of Elon’s promises made during Battery Day came true.
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The $TSLA CyberTruck can't drive itself Elon. That's been proven countless times already.
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The CyberTruck is incredibly far behind schedule. Jalopnik is correct, $TSLA doesn't want people viewing this unfinished product. They just want to keep using it for stock pumps. Rinse/Pump/Repeat.
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Ha, $TSLA has released new renderings on the Semi. That's all Elon's got: computer generated marketing images of a product promised back in 2017. Honestly this is worse than rolling a truck down a hill at this point.
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Rumors of another round of layoffs at $TSLA tonight. Up to +20% of the workforce.
Yikes. Things must be horrible.
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$TSLA CFO Vaibhav Taneja showing his belief in the company's future by selling $1.77 million in shares on 7/7 and 7/8.
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"TESLA SUCKED UP FEDERAL FUNDING FOR SUPERCHARGER NETWORK BEFORE FIRING WHOLE DEPARTMENT"
Of course. $TSLA
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Everyone is focused on $NVDA and OpenAI, but as of today $TSLA ‘s AI / Musk’s XAI are basically worthless too.
If DeepSeek does pop the AI bubble, what does that say about BrainGenius Musk using all those $TSLA resources to pump/support XAI? This should mean that XAI is basically worthless and drag Tesla down too.
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If the $TSLA / $GM SuperCharger news didn't hit, this would be the main story. #Tesla is last in autonomous driving.
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Tesla China sold 61,497 vehicles in October, a month-on-month decrease of 32.3%, marking its largest decline in nearly two years. $TSLA #ChinaEV
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That's true of most things. @TeslaCharts called it "The Realization." When Elon ventured into your area of expertise and started talking/trying to sound smart about your area, you'd realize he really doesn't know what he's talking about on nearly any topic.
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“Elon Musk dismissed hybrid vehicles as a ‘phase’ while Toyota doubled down on them. Now they’re a ‘smoking-hot market’ as EV demand chills”
$TM over $TSLA any day of the week. The EV market is saturated and demand is waning fast. PHEVs make more sense.
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“Without Elon, Tesla could lose significant value, as our company may no longer be valued for what we aim to become,” Denholm wrote."
Robyn is saying the quiet part out loud and admitting $TSLA is valued on a charlatan's lies, not reality.
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Elon’s starting to crack in court right now. You can hear it in his voice. $TSLA
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Sales are tanking in all major markets, China is eating their lunch, but $TSLA's problems are just beginning...
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Waymo is scaling faster than any $TSLA fanboy thought possible.
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"It all stems from the fact Tesla offers a very different kind of experience to other electric cars and, frankly, it doesn’t feel like a particularly good one." $TSLA
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Spoiler: It’s going lower than $225. $TSLA
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Can you imagine the breakdown Elon would have on this site if his absurd $TSLA pay package was cancelled? One can dream.
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$TSLA needs more fake product announcements immediately.
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"A Maine Cybertruck Owner Had No Idea Some People Would Hate His Truck So Much"
He says that the vehicle has been spat on, scratched and that drivers and pedestrians alike regularly flip him off.
Musk has destroyed the $TSLA brand.
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#TeslaAIDay was a failure.
“Tesla fails to show anything uniquely impressive with its new humanoid robot prototype.” $TSLA
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"Musk’s Doge fired self-drive car safety experts at agency that regulates Tesla"
Purely accidental I'm sure... $TSLA
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The $TSLA CyberTruck is going to be a disaster.
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Missing from the headline is that $TSLA Insurance had $30M in losses. They would have done better to not write a single policy. So much for that “data advantage” and all that….
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"Email exchanges between $TSLA and California regulators obtained by Politico reveal a comical discrepancy between what Elon Musk is saying his Robotaxi services can do publicly, and what the automaker is actually telling authorities behind closed doors."
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One year ago tomorrow is when $TSLA's Buffalo factory became the largest ventilator production facility in the world....right? That's what happened?
Giga New York will reopen for ventilator production as soon as humanly possible. We will do anything in our power to help the citizens of New York.
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Elon meltdown secured. $TSLA
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Are you going to say Goodbye to Gavin in person Papa? Or just hitch up the U-Haul to the G650 and fly out of there?
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Two advertisers on #Twitter got hit with Community Notes they didn't like and pulled $40M of advertising from the platform.
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"If he wants to design a Cybertruck for Silicon Valley people, fine," Farley said. "It's like a cool high-end product parked in front of a hotel. But I don't make trucks like that. I make trucks for real people who do real work." $F $TSLA
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I called my broker and verified that I am borrowing Zach and Jesse's Tesla shares specifically. Thank you guys for hodling. No one else try and get them. They're mine. $TSLAQ
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It's over for $TSLA in China.
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$TSLA, anticipating horrible Q3 sales numbers, is continuing to cut prices everywhere. This is not Bullish.
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"It’s Official: Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s “DOGE” Cost Taxpayers $21.7 Billion"
No one in world history has burned through more taxpayer cash than @ElonMusk. $TSLA $CRSH
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"Almost 7 Years Ago, Elon Musk Announced He'd Turn Tunnel Dirt Into 'Bricks For Low-Cost Housing.' Another One Of His Ideas That Fizzled Out?"
It was never going to happen. It was all hype and lies. $TSLA #BoringCompany
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You’re not building cars in India because they didn’t offer enough subsidies or cut import duties specifically for $TSLA. You even begged Modi for assistance. Why lie about that?
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"Tesla sells over 16,000 Cybertrucks in 2025"
The $TSLA CyberTruck has been an absolute disaster. Normally CEOs would be fired for a new product release like this one, not offered a $1T pay package.
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Everyone must be saving their money for Optimus…. $TSLA
TESLA'S NEW CAR SALES IN BRITAIN TUMBLED 62% YEAR-ON-YEAR IN APRIL TO LOWEST IN 2 YEARS - NEW AUTOMOTIVE DATA SHOWS
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The $TSLA Semi is yet another one of Musk's many failures.
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Elon is a genius for firing his $TSLA SuperCharger team.
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"Insider interview with ex-Tesla manager reveals it could soon be 'game over' for Elon Musk's Tesla: 'I don't think that there's anything he can do'"
$TSLA
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"Failure to realize long-term, aspirational goal is not fraud..." - $TSLA
Trevor and Elizabeth learned that this statement is not true. Elon will soon here too.
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"Let us be clear: your so-called safety review is a sham," the senators wrote."
They aren't wrong. $TSLA
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UPDATE: Elon has put the Gene Wilder house up for sale. Be careful if you bid, I hear it may need a new roof.
#TeslaSolarRoof #Tesla $TSLA $TSLAQ
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