Charting the poster child for ZIRP absurdity. Not investment advice. Retweets are not endorsements.
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Nancy Pelosi’s husband owns calls in a company who has significant legislation before Congress. The CEO of that company doesn’t pay taxes and makes tit jokes on twitter. He is the richest man alive.
America is over. See you on the other side.
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1/ What’s it like starting an anonymous Twitter account in an effort to expose a powerful billionaire of malfeasance? The simple answer is this: Don’t do it. On the occasion of today’s new all-time high in Tesla stock, I felt it might be instructive to share my story. $TSLAQ
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Fun fact 1: I used debt prudently and sparingly, saved religiously, paid all student loans and mortgages as fast as I could afford, never used debt to buy a car, and paid my credit cards in full every month.
Fun fact 2: I am an idiot.
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15/ Our cultural rot runs deep. I personally don’t plan to give up. Fuck it. YOLO bro. I have the resources and the stubbornness to see this through. My time will come. Trust me.
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If I had $4B of gold that I just had to sell, I’d definitely do it in 15 minutes on a Sunday evening into no bid
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Hi Mr. Gensler,
Congrats on getting Trevor Milton for misleading statements to investors. The solar roof tiles Elon Musk showed in October 2016 were a hoax. How is what Mr. Musk did back then any different than what Mr. Milton was charged with today?
Warm regards,
TC
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THIS is the guy we are hauling in front of Congress in the $GME fiasco? But not the guy with 47 million twitter followers who knowingly poured fuel on this fire with his market-moving tweet on 1/26?
We are a banana republic.
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Hunch: Robinhood doesn’t have the collateral to make good on the dollar value of $DOGE their clients think they own...
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There's an actual human brain inside the person that typed this up and thought it was a good idea to press "Tweet"
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1/ It is good to be Stephane Bancel, CEO of Moderna. He gets to go on @CNBC and pump interim Phase I partial data on a rona vaccine. Let's have a closer look. $MRNA
“This is very exciting data.” Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel discusses the biotech company’s early-stage coronavirus vaccine trial. cnb.cx/2X77uVx
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1/ With the recent release of the judge’s ruling allowing the shareholder lawsuit against $TSLA on the SolarCity deal to proceed, we are now able to piece together the history of this deal in a way that was not possible before. courts.delaware.gov/Opinions…
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I know everybody has just accepted that $TSLA is going to magically produce a GAAP profit in Q2 and join the S&P. You can’t run two automotive factories at half capacity and be profitable. We’ve normalized massive accounting fraud because the stonk price is high. Just saying.
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I’m not a partisan person. This is a simple observation:
Joe Biden is in a lot more trouble than Team Joe Biden probably realizes. This is a huge moment for him. Orange Man Bad isn’t going to cut it.
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I know it’s early, but I think we can go ahead and call it. Tweet of the day. $BTC
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1,184 days ago $TSLA started taking $250,000 deposits for the Roadster II. It still doesn't exist.
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I know the world has become numb to Elon Musk’s outrageous behavior, but a CEO of a public company emailing their entire workforce that they think the company’s stock could go up 500% is a fireable offense at 499 companies in the S&P 500.
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Rolling Stone did incalculable damage to our Covid response. I knew it was bs the moment I read it. Total and unnecessary propaganda of the worst kind. And people wonder why there's vaccine resistance.
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1/ It occurred to me that someday my children will learn that I am TeslaCharts. I compose this thread in part as an open letter to them. I've always taught them to embrace and learn from their errors. Here are my biggest mistakes and why I made them.
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1/ A thread on the stunning deposition by Kimbal Musk in the SolarCity lawsuit. Find it here thanks to @PlainSite:
plainsite.org/dockets/32atfy…
It is document 328, attachment 2, starting on page 336 (exhibit 10). You really should read it for yourself. It is amazing. $TLSAQ
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Take 2 min and watch this. This was almost FOUR YEARS ago. It was all bullshit. The technology for these specs didn’t exist then, doesn’t exists now, and won’t exist for many years.
He is a grifter, a conman, and a huckster. It’s not hard to get on stage and lie your face off.
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Some 1,322 days ago, with his entire criminal empire on the verge of collapse, Elon Musk faked a product reveal in order to close a related party bailout of SolarCity and, by extension, SpaceX. Had he not committed this fraud, all three of his companies would have failed. $TSLAQ
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Thanks for playing suckers. Got the entire raise off before everyone else learned that S&P wasn’t happening. $TSLAQ
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Tomorrow is a critically important day. You won't read about it anywhere or hear it on CNBC. The VW ID.3 will surpass the Model 3 in Norway for 2020 despite being available for only 45 days. Tesla will flop around like a dying fish for a long time, but the end is already written.
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As a professionally trained scientist with decades of experience in relevant industries, I say this:
Elon is full of shit. This is all technobabble bullshit. He is the greatest huckster of all time. Stunning that people fall for this nonsense.
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$TSLA closed at $2,855 split-adjusted. The entire run up was an artificial gamma squeeze based on nothing but manipulation which began at ~$200 a share. If it returned to that level (-93%) it would still be overvalued. It’s a money loosing car company run by a huckster.
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Nikola, which has **zero revenue**, now has a market cap greater than $30B. But the Fed has nothing to do with this asset bubble mania. Amazing times. No position. $NKLA
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It would be great if financial reporters stopped calling what SoftBank did in the options market “a bet”.
It is flagrant criminal market manipulation on an unprecedented scale.
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Through this account I have had the privilege networking with dozens and dozens of Wall Street icons. They are ALL saying the same thing:
“This is way worse than 1999, I know it, I’m in it because I have to be, but I’m keeping an eye on a chair for when the music stops.”
YOLO
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Do I have this right? The CEO of Robinhood went on CNBC Thursday evening claiming he didn't have a liquidity issue, after waking up Thursday morning to a $3B margin call he couldn't make?
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Anybody care to explain why McAfee gets nailed for doing 1/100th of what Elon is doing? SpaceX exists because of taxpayers. We are subsidizing a pump and dump on an epic scale. Wtf is going on in America. Are we that rotten?
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Fraud is corrosive to capitalism and free markets.
Fraud is rampant in today's markets.
Short sellers expose fraud as a key part of their profession.
Is anybody surprised the biggest fraudsters in the market are the loudest voices against short selling?
I'm not...
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Kudos to @WallStCynic for this. It’s absolutely outrageous that Elon is leveraging SpaceX to pump $DOGE to enrich himself and lord knows who else.
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Coming soon from Anonymous:
-Battery swap was a fraud
-SolarCity was a related party bailout
-Solar shingles were fake
-FSD is a lie
-Battery range is gamed
-Warranty fraud is pervasive
-Accounting is made up
Can’t wait to learn all this for the first time.
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14/ And on it goes. The moral of the story is this. Don’t mess with the powerful members of our society. It is a losing endeavor. My story is nothing compared to what Tripp, Balan, Hansen, and countless others have gone through, but I sure can sympathize.
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If you can’t see Elon Musk for the complete and total fraud/huckster that he is after tonight, I’m not sure what to say, other than look in the mirror: there’s an idiot staring back at you.
THIS HAS TO BE THE MOMENT!!!
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I’ve received the ‘Nancy-Pelosi-bought-Tesla-calls’ tweet via DM ~10 times now.
Nothing surprises me anymore. A society that adores a psychopathic grifter like Musk is, by definition, rotten to its core.
I cheer on the WSB crew. Get yours while you can. We are beyond repair.
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The MOST GENEROUS interpretation of tonight’s nonsense is that the greatest brain genius of our time Elon Musk was willing to throw $1.5B of $TSLA money at something he didn’t understand.
I happen to not believe that. But all other explanations are much worse.
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Elon Musk tweeted about $GME after hours on January 26th. The stocked DOUBLED on his tweet. Elon Musk knew what he was doing. He is the single most responsible person in this entire affair.
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That Goldman is leading this raise a week after upgrading Tesla is the least surprising thing of 2020
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If only there was somebody who runs twitter who could be held accountable for this fiasco
Our communication around our actions on the @nypost article was not great. And blocking URL sharing via tweet or DM with zero context as to why we’re blocking: unacceptable.
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We live in a country where Jim Cramer’s opinion carries weight and Elon Musk is considered smart. We deserve what’s coming. Good luck y’all.
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God if the $BTC crew triggers Elon to implode I’ll put half my net worth in whatever @nic_carter recommends. Book it.
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Dear $TSLA bulls:
Elon Musk is a con artist and a fraud
Most people loose money in a bubble
They get in too late
They leave too late
They double down on the way down
By warning you about these things, I’m trying to help. But alas, it won’t matter. Enjoy your losses.
TC
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The mission of @TeslaCharts is to unabashedly serve the confirmation bias of #Tesla bears. We flow with the content curation current, providing exactly what bears most want to see. Especially helpful on days the stock goes up on bad news. Enjoy accordingly...
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So SoftBank buys the underlying, buys massive amounts of calls to drive the underlying higher, knowingly triggers a retail frenzy, and (almost certainly) sells into the strength.
Congratulations Jay Clayton!
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Versus same quarter a year ago, this amazing hyper growth company just reported:
1% revenue growth
4% less total gross profit
25% less GAAP net income
While delivering 21K more units.
Got it.
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Can everybody who got deplatformed for discussing the lab leak theory get readmitted to polite society now?
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One of these four has never turned an annual profit at any company he has ever run. Not once. Not a single time. Never. I suspect he won't in 2020 either.
The four richest people in the world are collectively worth $500 billion.
Their combined net worth has risen by 600% in the past decade.
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1/ A quick thread on $HTZ. I've never been so amused by a name that I have no intent to trade. Here we go...
Hertz filed for bankruptcy protection on May 22. The primary driver for this was ONGOING CASH BURN IN ITS BUSINESS, amplified by enormous leverage.
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The Boring Company project in Las Vegas is a sewer tunnel with disco lights. If you can’t see it for what it is, you are an idiot deserving of ridicule.
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Take 41 seconds and watch this video.
OUTRAGEOUS!!
H/T @StultusVox
cc @Tweetermeyer @PAVECampaign @AlexRoy144
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Let's be overt about what is going on here. @CathieDWood went on @CNBC on Friday and pumped $TSLA stock relentlessly. She sold hand over fist on Monday and Tuesday. How is that not an illegal pump-and-dump? Are we a completely lawless society? $TSLAQ
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Maybe this is the thing that finally wakes people up. $50 million of taxpayer money torched on this silly fraud. It’s a sewer tunnel with disco lights. Y’all been Musked. $TSLAQ
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It has been 1,577 days since $TSLA started charging for full self-driving technology that won’t ever exist
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Until seeing this I had no mental image of who @skabooshka was. We’d only ever exchanged ideas, thoughts and friendship via the written word and a few post-lawsuit phone calls. He is my brother and I will always have his back. This picture makes me smile. #FreeSka $TSLAQ
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Things I believe:
-Massive money printing debases currencies
-Gold doesn’t go up, the dollar declines
-MMT is Venezuela with a fancy name attached to it
-Lots of intelligent people corrupted by the current system will find intelligent sounding ways to disagree with points 1-3
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