Retired cop, child soldier. Trapped behind enemy lines in The Peoples Republic of Maryland. Married w/2 kids. No DMs unless Five-0. NRA FPC USCCA member.

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Replying to @Grxit
Imagine being so entitled that you don't even have to look up to make sure people get out of your way.
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Replying to @MauricioDecimus
Still crazy that they can put a General Lee body kit on a Ford Crown Victoria.
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Replying to @j00ny369T
Looks like concrete to me.
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Replying to @MrLeadslinger
The defund movement drove out most of the good veteran cops. Now you get what you get.
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Weird, she felt so strongly about her protest but she was not willing to sacrifice any of her own stuff.
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Not having a lid on your coffee is truly terrifying.
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He did ask to be tased. Like Burger King, you get to have it your way.
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Replying to @YourAnonNews
Trump has offered to roll back tariffs to zero from each side. Canada won't do it because their economy would collapse if they didn't get the money from the U.S.
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The chance you take when you buy a house right on the golf course.
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Replying to @Sayitpop
That's pretty bad but to qualify as worst nightmare the liquid would have to be pure acid or molten lava.
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Replying to @notBilly
This video show why I never wanted a take home marked unit in front of my house. The comments on this video show why I'm glad to be retired.
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Replying to @j00ny369T
Because the compressor weight 280 pounds. Try getting that thing up a set of steps. In those days I think they bought the fridge and then built the house around it.
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Replying to @AmericaPapaBear

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Replying to @RDog861
It's the new American pastime for millennials and gen z, it's called the blame game.
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Replying to @MrLeadslinger
Saw this last week, couldn't have said it better myself.
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Replying to @financedystop
The 2 best days in a man's life, the day he gets a boat and the day he gets rid of it.
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Replying to @LangmanVince
Sorry Elaine, we don't make the future, we just know it.
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Replying to @GunloverClub1
What movie is that from so I don’t accidentally watch it.
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Replying to @NormOrnstein
“Elections have consequences” - Barrack Obama 2009
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Replying to @MrColionNoir
People need to stop contacting ATF.
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I’ve owned AR-15s and other firearms since the early ‘90s. Still haven’t killed as many people as Alex Baldwin. Mine must be broken.
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Replying to @crazyclips_
No, that’s why they are closing stores in certain areas.
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Replying to @LysanderBoomer
Happens all the time in the private sector. No one gave 2 shits when it happened to my wife in 2008. Unlike then there are plenty of jobs available out there today. The era of the federal forever job is over.
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Replying to @RobProvince
I just can't wrap my head around the fact that people back then worked hard, bought a house and lived in it for the rest of their lives and in doing that, somehow screwed over this generation. I don't get it.
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Replying to @FreckledLiberty
Obviously, Mr. T. Bear has some needed information he has not yet divulged.
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Replying to @wiendows @WSJ
Worked so well for Oxy, what could go wrong?
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Replying to @landofthe80s
Classic must see movie.
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Replying to @IndianaGPA
Her lawyer is going to shit a brick when they play the bodycam in court.
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I'm going with that he got his hands on a suppressor that was direct thread and couldn't figure out that his 9mm pistol needed a piston to cycle. When he practiced firing it he realized he had to rack the slide each time and said, screw it, I'll just do it like this.
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Replying to @BaltimoreBanner
I guess they were never that stabilized then.
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Give me one good reason why a 5 to 7 year old has to be taught about any sexual relationship, gay or straight, in public school?
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Replying to @WeaponOutfitter
His ears will stop ringing by Tuesday.
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If it was a liberal leaning suspect, they will never be able to determine a clear motive and this incident will be quickly memory holed even before the firefighters are buried.
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Replying to @Rothmus
Do we get to vote on which 3 cities?
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I would be like, I'll block traffic while you turn your fat ass around and go the fuck back to where ever you came from, have a nice day.
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Replying to @CopsGoneWrong
They never record what they did before the interaction.
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Replying to @solemmusic
How so?
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Replying to @Insanevidz_
Pay your bills!
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Replying to @MarkFusetti
Amazon didn’t kill our mall. It was violent crime, large amount of theft and the high cost of renting a retail space.
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Replying to @realDailyWire
How about you just play baseball?
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Replying to @DonutOperator
They scream and yell that the police don’t have enough training. When the police try to build a training center to rectify that, they scream that the police will be over trained. I so glad to be retired.
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We are nothing but walking ATMs for the Moore administration and the Maryland General Assembly.
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Replying to @financedystop
Damn, I thought financing a vehicle for 7 years was ridiculous. 🤣
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So they are going with “Because we said so!”
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Replying to @Mappy6984
Where are the hand controls?
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Replying to @Tactical_review
Always cracks me out when people are shocked about having a bunch of guns. I'm like, what are you worried about, it's not like I can shoot them all at once.
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Replying to @MrLeadslinger
Yup, but now it's going to be 100 times worst. When I came out 30 years ago, most cops came from the military or had worked others jobs so they had actual real life experience. Most cops now are coming right out of college and don't know jack shit. But hey, that's what the people wanted.
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Replying to @realDailyWire
Those types of special circumstances have been exemptions in almost every abortion law that has ever been passed in the states.
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Replying to @Viralfizz
The tree is only like 10 feet high, you can tell by how it falls. Try that crap on a 50 footer and see what happens.
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Replying to @DocStrangelove2
The part that's so annoying is that this happened like 10 years ago and no remembers it so it makes its rounds again like it new.
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Replying to @DisrespectedThe
I was going to say that it's your money moron but there I realized she probably hasn't had a job since college and doesn't pay taxes.
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Classic democrat playbook “Admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations.”
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Replying to @ScaryShootings
Natural selection in progress.
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Replying to @financedystop
Just have to rent the building, buy the machines, pay the electric bill, pay for liability insurance, pay for maintenance and damage to the machines, pay for maintenance and damage for the property. Easy peasy.
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Replying to @WarPath2pt0
He couldn't find a place with more obstructions he could crash into?
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Textbook haymaker.
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Replying to @BryanNehman
At least they have effectively killed Wes Moore's chances of being elected president or even getting the nomination. It was already an uphill battle coming from Maryland but this budget fiasco is the final nail in the coffin.
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Maryland Democrats have never met a criminal they didn't like. Law biding American citizens be damn.
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Replying to @Mrgunsngear
If an average citizen appeared to ambush law enforcement from behind he would probably get shot no matter what the state.
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Replying to @historydefined
As a kid I thought that movie was the greatest movie ever. I watched it again as a teenager and it was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen. I learned not to revisit childhood memories like that.
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I have yet to have a bad experience with them.
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Replying to @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
Found in the company of 2 MS-13 gang members and was wearing a hoodie with a symbol signaling he's MS-13 but he's probably a good guy. Should have waited till he murdered someone before we deported him.
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Replying to @GovWesMoore
As someone who's worn the flag of our nation on their sleeve, I am sick and tired of you and the rest of the general assembly thinking that I'm a walking ATM. I served my nation and the community for over 30 years and you MFers think that you can take all my money to cover for your financial irresponsibility.
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Replying to @ianmiles
Remember when no one else even tried.
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Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
It was designed to evacuate people from an area that has a chemical leak that would be to dangerous to send in rescuer. A great example is a Freon leak from industrial chillers. Nice try though.
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Replying to @MLFootball
Because like my teenage son, he's sick of losing AirPods all the damn time.
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Replying to @washghost1

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Replying to @PlasteredMeck
I'm guessing it's the stunt show, unless they are filming another Dukes of Hazzard movie.
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Couldn’t find anyone that’s alive to support your argument?
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Tough to complete with Blade but here my submission.

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Replying to @realDailyWire
Promises, promises.
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Replying to @koestreicher34
Lamar didn’t want the freaking award, he’s glad that Josh got it. Only trophy Lamar wants now is the Lombardi trophy.
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Replying to @DisrespectedThe
You know Bush comes from oil money and owns the Houston Astros, right?
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Replying to @FOXBaltimore
I guess the state legislature want Maryland residents to live in fear. I can't see any other reason why they would continue with this course of inaction.
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Replying to @goldmaster1337
Say you never been to an east coast beach without saying you never been to an east coast beach.
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Replying to @BethesdaRow
MoCo leads the state in the most people driving their vehicles by themselves with a mask on.
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Replying to @AmericaPapaBear
Beats getting robbed at gunpoint since there's no cash drawer.
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Replying to @DisrespectedThe
Compression fracture of the T-12 vertebrae.
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Replying to @nataliegwinters
Don’t women already kind of do that?
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Replying to @RDog861
I noticed several years ago that people started to get this notion that simply because they work a 40 hour a week job that they are entitled to their dream home, a new car every couple years and the ability to take a lavish vacation every summer. And if they aren't allowed to have all that then it's obviously someone else fault. In this case, boomers.
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Replying to @alphafox
I remember being told that you would go blind if you drank it straight. I still believe it.
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Replying to @Guysloveguns
What fell off?
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Something changed somewhere around the early 2000s where people started to think that if they didn't mean to do something that they shouldn't be held responsible for it.
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Are criminals more likely to input their credit card number and shipping address to purchase, on average, $600 worth of parts to build these ghost guns or simply acquire a stolen gun for much, much less.
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Replying to @Mrgunsngear
They should sue Eric Holder, Barrark Obama and Joe Biden for their part in Operation Fast and Furious. I would love to see the documents brought forth in discovery.
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Replying to @firearmvideos
What if the 2x6s attack wearing body armor, then what do you do?
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The liberal utopia that was demanded by the left in this country because they knew better. It’s really working out great so far.
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Replying to @landofthe80s
An afterburner on a rotary wing is totally legit.
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Those are the cities you are going to use as the basis of your argument, good luck with that.
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Replying to @Salon @davidsirota
You can't let 3/4 of the population that is starving get in the way of a good review.
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Replying to @DisrespectedThe
Failure to control speed to avoid an accident.
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Moore should do the same since he is definitely not part of the solution.
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