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This is why I don't get insulted when MAGA fucks tell me I'm old. I'm 55. I've lived life. I'm not getting surgery. This is the face God gave me why alter it? If you don't like my wrinkles, talk to God, not me and fuck all the way off.
Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?
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I have created a Google form so you can easily submit lists. That way we can have a bit more organization & make sure we are being fair to those who need help. Please use this link to summit your list to us & I will try to get the link on the site ASAP forms.gle/pw4ZJJTTaPA8mX4d6
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You are a pervert. Normal people don't have those thoughts.
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman @VP
Because she isn't his property. She is her own woman.
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Howdy! Here is the website. It gives you a little information about the organization and our goals. It is a work in progress but currently gives you a convenient way to donate to help us #clearthelists on an ongoing basis. Please help us support the teachers who hold our future
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No they aren't. The people prosecuted broke the fucking law. That's what is supposed to happen.
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As a sexual abuse survivor, I'm asking @soonerad and @CoachVenables to not let this happen again. This is so disrespectful to anyone who has been raped.
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Replying to @ADHDForReal
Does taking it apart and putting it back together correctly count?
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After a very entertaining and almost scary conference call, I have sent Kari to bed & Kyle to play with his son. I have a few things to do so, for the first time, we are taking the night off. I'm sorry but there will be 2 rounds of 50 starts tomorrow to make up for it.
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I'm sorry to interrupt football, but I truly believe in the power of prayer and I need some now. My left foot has decided not to work for some reason and I'm having extreme pain. I'm scared. I spent the day in the ER and have to go back to my neurosurgeon.
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She is a woman. She was born a woman. She was a woman when 9 other women beat her. She was a woman when she competed in the last Olympics. You are an asshole.
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This is how it feels to be a woman in so many parts of daily life. If you love a woman, in any way, why would you want them to feel bad for being human?
Everyone should listen to what Jayda Coleman has to say. 🎯
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Replying to @ADHDForReal
When you try to stay neutral, you are actually choosing a side and alienating the person who did nothing wrong.
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Today, for the first time since 2019, I finally have a place I can call home by myself. Since I got sick with I've had to live with my mother. In 2019 nobody thought I would live much less ever live in my own again. I am blessed, thank you God for being good to me.
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Thank you OU Twitter for being who you are, thank you @OK_Breakdown and thank you so much @kkirtley26 & @kylerdsooner01 for becoming so important to me.
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Please Sooner Nation, let's give him lots of love. We are the best for a reason, right?
I did it Mommy❀️
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We can feel sorry for the kids they were but not the adults they chose to become.
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I'm disheartened this morning. I love teachers & honestly love to help @kkirtley26 @rr_rollin & @kylerdsooner01 all were cursed with giving hearts. We love to help people. Most of you have been amazing, sweet & grateful. We love you all so much and love helping.
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Please know we love you all but we have to recharge. We will be back to #clearthelist tomorrow. Have a safe night and don't do anyone stupid.
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Alright my lovely teachers, sitting here today thinking about books. The love of reading really does open the mind and fosters imagination. So, starting on Monday, we are going to change things up a little. IΒ  have a spreadsheet of 1260 teachers names on it.
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Not even 30 minutes and we have more than 200 forms filled out. I added a field for the Twitter handle but you can't edit once it's been submitted so I'll try to figure out how I associate them on the back end.
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OU Twitter I need to explain something before the spring game. Some of you know my medical issues. Well being on incredibly strong IV antibiotics for 18 months caused all the enamel to be dissolved. As a result, all my teeth began to crumble so I am basically toothless.
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That sounds like projection to me. You probably need to seek help.
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The person who has the sign that says Texas can kiss OUr General Booty is my hero.
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Love the fact she says she doesn't have to shut up about it. How about yes you do. They fucked us all and need to shut up and take it.
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Hello Sooners. I have a message from a dear friend of ours. I cannot and will not give out their identity but this member of this community needs a lot of love & prayers right now as this person fights this fight. Please don't ask for more details at this time.
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The winner will get $30 worth of books purchased off their Amazon Wishlist. We will explain the rules more before we start but if you have not filled out the form in my pinned tweet, you will not be able to win.
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Damn I look great! There is so swelling and major pain but I am feeling really pretty!
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The love and support Okies show is really staggering and as @GabeIkard says at the end of every Oklahoma Breakdown β€œDo what you always do Oklahoma. Take care of each other.” I always make sure to listen to the very end just to hear that statement. It is who the Sooner Nation is.
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I was asked to share my story of why I am so passionate about helping people. I will try to keep it short but I talk a lot and it is long.
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You know, I had MRSA once. They had to do a debridement 3x to get rid of the infection. The pus & decayed tissue they scraped out of my back would still be more likely to carry on an intelligent conversation than you @ColinCowherd
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Kyle even went to the trouble of bringing me a few things to my apartment and even gave me Sonic gift cards!! So when Kari approached me one morning asking if I would please help with this movement #clearthelist, I couldn’t say no.
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He reads of a teleprompter to insult her for using one. Sit the fuck down.
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My lovely #clearthelist people, I feel like maybe I need to explain a little about why things seem a little chaotic. IT IS!!! This has only been an entity for 8 days. We are still ironing things out behind the scenes but still help as many as we can. We are just having some
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This is why the Baker hate is complete bullshit.
8 Head Coaches in 6 years for Baker Mayfield is crazy. Extremely difficult for anyone to be successful with that kind of turnover/inconsistency in leadership, scheme and coaching philosophies.
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I am ashamed by my smile and I'm afraid that people will judge me. I don't want anyone who meets me at the game to think I'm something I'm not. Unfortunately, I can't afford the $5500 for the dentures I need. Please don't judge me. I'm still me.
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in their hands. We look to support those who give of themselves to our children and have to often give too much of their meager paychecks to keep their children educated and healthy. helpclearthelist.org/
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Slam your bats ladies!
THE #WCWS CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES STAGE IS SET 🍿 It all begins June 7 at 8 PM ET on ESPN πŸ“Ί πŸ”₯
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This is my new puppy. I can't take him home for a week or so because he is getting neutered and chipped. He needs a name. Help me Sooner Nation! It needs to be unique.
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I'm in Norman, wearing this gorgeous jersey I won from @boomersoonerIO. Whatever shall I do today?
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What we are going to do is use the spreadsheet to choose winners. So if you want to be considered, you have to have filled out my Google form. On Monday evening, we are going to focus on books & choose from the spreadsheet.
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She asked me if she could share it and I was apprehensive but said yes. She shared it and the next thing I knew, my OU Sooner Twitter family had me taken care of. I will NEVER be able to give back to this community what they did for me.
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I really hope my OU Twitter family isn't frustrated by all the #clearthelist tweets. Please me them if they bother you. It will calm down and I'll go right back to being viscous! Also, don't DM me if you don't know me or it isn't relating to the charity or mental health.
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Also, you have no idea what we are all dealing with in our lives. Trust me, none of us have it easy. We just want to help.
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I knew that Oklahomans are a different breed and always take care of each other, but I didn’t think I mattered enough to get help. BOY did they prove me wrong. I didn’t get everything off my list but I felt more love and acceptance than I had in years. I LOVE these people.
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I'm bored and petty AF so let's settle this now...
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I have always enjoyed helping people and this would allow me to do that on a bigger scale and to be useful again.
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Howdy people! Thank you so for your love yesterday. I can't explain how much it meant to me. I feel better today except a small migraine. I'll be around more today. Today will be better!!!
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Jesus said to be good to everyone. Being good is not mass deportations.
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Last year, that ended differently.
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Replying to @CamSpradling
Sorry, if you are more concerned with getting elected than protecting those kids, you do not deserve to be elected again.
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I needed to do something nice because of the chaos in getting ready to cause!
@Selmatrixie @kkirtley26 @AnthonyRhino @AnthonyRhino @JohnLegere I’d really love to clear this wheel off of my list today. It will bring fun to the class and used for incentives and rewards! Please #retweet to help me #clearthelist! Thank you!
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Replying to @jacobrosecrants
I didn't even see the inhalers stuff. As an asthmatic, I'm horrified. As an Oklahoman, I'm disgusted. As an American, I'm infuriated. As a human, I'm weary.
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That brain in your username is the only one you have you fucking idiot
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Hey @kkirtley26 did you know that you are awesome? I'm so glad you are helping these teachers. The fact that teachers do it because they care even though they have to pay for supplies or if their meager salaries amazes me. And once again this community ROCKS!!!
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Replying to @dog_rates
That makes buddy smarter than me. I ran into the sliding door so many times as a kid, my mom put a sticker on it so I'd know it was closed lol
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Forever my favorites!
I think we just have different views on life man. I just don’t rock with that sense of entitlement. The athlete/fan relationship is a mutual one. I just don’t understand how you can think athletes don’t owe fans anything. Crazy to me.
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You are a grown ass man calling a beautiful young woman hateful names. It isn't her fault your frail masculinity cannot handle women who are passionate. Passion seems to be a foreign concept to you as does class. But I can see why no woman shows you passion you sad little man.
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I may never come down from cloud 9.
This pic says it all about the Palace VIP Experience today! πŸ‘€ There are no better fans than Sooner Nation. 🀝 Thank you to those that signed up and the team over at @OU_Athletics for helping our team at @CollegeSportsCo put on our first OU experience! Look out for more to come... #OUDNA #BoomerSooner
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I am, if couldn’t tell, an opinionated smart ass who loves to entertain and I will fiercely protect those that I care about. And I care about Oklahoma, A LOT.
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So, thank you all for your support yesterday. That spurred me to get a little creative and I made a few vinyl decals. I have 13 of them. If you would like one, let me know. They are like 5.5 inches by something smaller, depends on the design.
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I am going to be completely honest with y'all, I've been checked out a while now and I have missed a while lot of notifications so if I missed your retweet, I will check back in tomorrow when my 🧠 has rebooted!
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I am not OK. I knew that living alone after all this time would be hard but this is worse than I thought. To be alone with my thoughts 24/7 and think about the way my life tanked from almost 4 years ago has left me feeling completely isolated. I am almost paralyzed by depression.
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Replying to @kkirtley26
I'm not trying to ignore anyone. We need more donations. We gotta get donors so we can help people more effectively than retweeting is at this point.
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My infectious disease specialist called me frail and no one had ever, EVER said anything like that to me before. I did not cope well. Kari and I grew closer and finally, I got approved for an apartment and would be able to finally live on my own
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There is no evidence any of them broke the law
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Replying to @WUTangKids @AAIUSA
How the FUCK does he keep saying she won't say no but SHE DID NUMEROUS TIMES.
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Does it not matter that there has NEVER been voter fraud that has affected the outcome of any election? Never, not one.
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I sincerely apologize if I offended anyone other than the person I was trying to offend. I really am here to help, I just have a low threshold when people don't respect me. I really am sorry if my language offended anyone I didn't intend it to but this is me.
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I passed out last night but here is the last picture we got yesterday! @MaijaVogel @MrOu62611389
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Hanging out at the apartment, listening to the game & thought y'all needed to see my pj's lol
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That being said, we love teachers & the kiddos too. Let's all act like adults. Acting entitled will ensure you might get overlooked.
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We know damn good and am they don't read beyond headlines. Not a critical thought among the entire maga cult
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This is an incredible looking group of young men.
Come for the whitewater rapids, stay to see @HicksKalib smile πŸ₯Ή #OUDNA
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Replying to @kkirtley26
She wanted me to take my tweet down from this morning. That's a great big FUCK NO.
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Not bad for 54. Happy birthday to me!
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Very long story, short: I had a spinal fusion in 2018 that led to an infection of MRSA that completely destroyed my life. It cost me everything I held dear and left me disabled and living with my mom. How bad can MRSA be?
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My only problem was that I had nothing to put into my apartment. I had lost everything. So one day, Kari asked me if I had an Amazon Wishlist. I had been throwing stuff on there that I had wanted to save up to buy. I told her yes and she asked to see it so I sent her my list.
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Here's what I want for the scavenger hunt my lovely teachers. I want you to find the word Oklahoma in a book. Take a pic of the word Oklahoma and you giving the horns down sign. First one to find and post a pic of the word Oklahoma in a book giving us the horns down sign wins!!
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DG you have been my QB1 since day 1. I have faith in you. I wanted you another year but please go be great kiddo. That grin will take you so many places.
Thank you Oklahoma ❀️
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I'm confused, what do they want us to do? Lol I love this team.
What they said ‡️ SoonerSports.com/FBTickets #OUDNA | #PackThePalace
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This led to me meeting Kari and Kyle. Kari and I had an instant connection and started talking a lot. She found out why I was so lonely a year ago and just what a state my life was in.
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Replying to @thesoonerzone
I'm just gonna leave this here!
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Well, let’s just say 18 months on high-powered antibiotics and several surgeries isn’t good for you. My neurosurgeon told me following a last-ditch effort to fix my spine failed that my spine was Swiss cheese.
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Replying to @UMCoachHutch
Bitter is a very ugly color on you.
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Replying to @OreoExpress
Corporate greed is a bitch isn't it? Too bad we can't do anything about it because Republicans cry when we try.
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I snagged this one from someone last night.
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I had the absolute pleasure of meeting @UNDEFEATED_BRO yesterday. What an amazing person!
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Unpopular opinion... this movie sucks so fucking much.
β€œA Christmas Story” was released 40 years ago today on November 18, 1983.
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Replying to @RedditCFB
Thank you for the correct response!!
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Some times it doesn't pay to hit send in a hurry.
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What happens when I don't sleep a wink? I make stuff!! I decided this decal needed to go by my front door.
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RIP Toby. You will be missed.
Toby Keith, the country music star born and raised in Oklahoma, has died at 62. news9.com/story/65c1f79b3c62…
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Replying to @SethOliveras
I'm confused (I say that a lot lol). What was she upset for?
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