Trying to figure all of this out!!! Single father of 2, DM ok but only if I know you! Unless you're a blond hottie based in Nigeria!

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This. They won’t let him die
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I can image her reading my history; 1:45 AM Asian lesbians 1:55 AM Thicc latinas 2:35 AM Hot milfs in my area 4:34 AM why does my arm hurt
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Replying to @FAFO_TV
Daughter for the win. Are you ok daddy? I helped daddy
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
Let me guess, they won’t deport because he is lactose intolerant or something?
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
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Replying to @Rothmus
I approve of this message. It’s a business, you can only lose so much money on each show when viewers turn it off
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Replying to @Real_Comfyfren
Reward is watching them tossed over the wall

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10 out 10 swimming skills, 6 out of 10 climbing
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
As Mr T would say; I pity the full
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Replying to @FreckledLiberty
Sure let’s go
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Replying to @Jbanklestankle1
That is gold. Thomas the tank engine scenario? Where do they sleep??? Lol
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
Sheeeeeeeeeeit
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Replying to @OzorNdiOzor
There was a scandal years and years ago when guards would walk to a random door and start jiggling keys, kind of taunting the inmate!
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It was parked, not driving
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Replying to @llandoniffirg
10 bucks says that is a stolen car. Some poor chump just got his shot wrecked
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Replying to @cosyposter

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Replying to @MomsPostingLs
I lived in Asia 24 years, in Bangkok and Manila it is crazy, so many old white dudes in their 60s with 20 year old wives. Retired, living in a low cost location with kids twice as old as their wives. Kinda sad
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Replying to @DelusionPosting
That’s a corpse. You committed murder and probably necro
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As you wish

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People who call them bullies don’t realize there’s a reason they went after him. It wasn’t random. He did something before the cameras rolled. That made them say OK he’s going to jail tonight and I fully support.
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Lol Grok took CDC at face value. What a grok of shit
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Lolz
I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on
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Replying to @cosyposter
Feed it you fat bitch
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Replying to @WagiesLs
IF yOu CAn LeAn you cAn ClEaN

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Replying to @1Nicdar
Not a popular opinion but this is next level petty. Took a few mins to do, when most fire fighters throw the hose on, over, or around the car. Must not have been an emergency
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Holy shit neighbor asked if I am firing shots
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Just a stroll after dinner!
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Trying to defrost, she trying to snack
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Woo hoo got the psychological 1,000 now
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
Sheeeeeeeeeeit
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Replying to @WagiesLs
Do it wagie, do it now
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Replying to @Amwysoc

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Replying to @cassiemoans_
Him?
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All I need to do it bang the can and bowl together, or spoon and either and she comes running
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Replying to @CatKnowsNth
Sucks you in, makes you fall in love and then dumps you for your best fren
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Her favorite perch
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Test
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Replying to @sheseemslegit
GM GM GM
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Replying to @inkblotistan
Cats trolling like a champ
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Replying to @LibertyCappy

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Replying to @cosyposter
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Too lazy to drive to the store. Made what we had, Japanese garlic fried rice, baked corn and sausage.
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Replying to @ChickenTendieus
On her period?
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
Shout it out queen
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Domestic violence situation. Trying to beat his wife. Maybe that was the end of their lives. It happens from time to time
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
Round 2 - let me know how you spend those checks
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Replying to @cosyposter
But cozy, forget the analytics, what do the catalytics tell us
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The Thing - 1980’s version w/ Kirt Russel
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Dishes are done machine is on kitchen is clean getting ready for bed and I can hear my 15-year-old making something dammit
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Replying to @GarbageHuman24
Loading that coal, paying that ultimate toll
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Replying to @Nugjokes
Did they shit in rhe streets
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GM GM GM from Florida! Woke up 430 couldn’t get back to sleep so coffee time

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Why does everything remind me of her
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Replying to @litteralyme0
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I can assume if you follow someone on this app, and you get a DM literally a half a second after following them they are bots, correct
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That lady cop was throwing hay makers like a champ
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Duck pic for the ladies
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Replying to @Tyr19871 @kyylien
Half of those guys were not good fathers. Oswald was a wife and child beater, Hussein taught his kids to torture…stick to selling your p*ssy for 3.99 on OF.
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
Lol!! Mr bitch
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Replying to @GladYuengling @grok
Maybe I need a sugar daddy
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
So sad I’m not even gonna make a joke
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Replying to @lporiginalg
A lot of people mock these girls and the sport, but I’ve seen some of those teenagers jump bars, higher than their heads. It can be very impressive.
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Which fren visited Kenny
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Replying to @cosyposter
10 points for Quinn. And uh hey fuck you Maverick
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Part 2, trying to defrost and she wants to snack. People ask, sexy, how you cook like that daily? My secret, I’m unemployed. Layed (not laid sadly) off 4 weeks ago. 400 of us gone. Good news is I will be employed by months end, until then crushing the dad dinners!!! Bitches
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It’s called the Harry Sisson!
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Who is cutting onions over here?
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Replying to @cosyposter
Cozy’s wife
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Years ago at company party won nose hair removed wax. Having regrets now
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Bingo. The sub Saharan mind set
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Wearing a mask in your car in 2024
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
Math is racist. Pythagoras was like fuck the blacks im gonna make this shit racist
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You can have a safe orderly society or you can have…..
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Replying to @tadgh_dc
I thought you were a lady
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One more for today. Can I has chicken??? Of course
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I go to Wendy’s not for the food but for the harassment
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Pubic hair
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Sgetti
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It was surprising, how quickly he disappeared from the news when his family tactfully admitted they spent his lawyer money on other stuff
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Replying to @MomsPostingLs
As a dude, I couldn’t do it. How do you follow hundreds into a hole??? I would be disgusted
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Women DMs me about buying pics. Explain I don’t do that, should’ve ignored her. She calls me broke as fuck, explain no I just don’t look at porn and if I want to it’s free.Broke this pic out, smacked it down, share it as needed
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Neck tie and boxes, biz on top, party on the bottom. This means Teams interview. Probably last of 4, interviewing 2 places after being laid off 5 weeks ago or so. Need a hair cut some kid called me a hippie today
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Ran out of canned food so she got some Tuna. Yes she eats on top of the piano
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EBT and section 8 doesn’t grow on trees
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