Fighting the Lord's battles with the devil's weapons.
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Loving CHRIST, Not The CREATURE
A valuable 'Sacred Meditation' for us Christians who struggle with sin (e.g. ALL OF THEM)
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Mongerator: "Jan 6th was bad. Why didn't you call in the National Guard?"
T-rump: "I tried, but Nancy Pelosi has that power, and she refused."
Mongerator: "Excuse me. The question was about you, not Nancy Pelosi. Next question."
ACTUAL. EXCHANGE.
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The fact that Rand Paul can stop the $40 billion to Ukraine, just by asking what it will be used for, is proof we probably shouldn't be sending it.
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Allow me to spoil the plot for you.
White People Bad.
Nope: Jordan Peele's next movie, last dated for October 2026, was taken off Universal's release calendar. We are being told that Peele has no working script bit.ly/3VBbegA
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You know what else "aggressively" depicts Michael as innocent?
The court that found him not guilty on 14 counts.
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If he disbands the IRS, I will vote for his brain in a jar.
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Serial Killers disappeared at around the same time Mass Shooters showed up.
Few will understand the significance of this statement.
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"Man, I'd love to ask that cute girl out... if only she didn't have those thin lips!"
—No Man
Never, A.D.
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Every nation in the world is in debt and no one wants to say who the creditor is.
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If land doesn't vote, then land shouldn't be taxed.
No taxation without represention and all that.
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No trans chick ever discovers their "real name" is Gertrude or Hortense.
It's always Sapphire or Venus or Democracy or some shit.
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Donald the Orange...
Yes...
That is what they used to call me.
I am Donald the White.
And I come back to you, now, at the turn of the tide.
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So... @Twitter banned the president for what we now know was NOT incitement?
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Bethesda: "You know we're making fun of Capitalism, right?!"
Gamers:
"American Psycho" director Mary Harron is baffled by "Wall Street bros" still idolizing Patrick Bateman when the movie is “a gay man’s satire on masculinity.”
"I’m not sure why it happened, because Christian Bale’s very clearly making fun of them”
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I like that, despite Kanye openly blowing his cousin, Fuentes is still seen as the gayer of the two.
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Imagine leaving a platform not because you're being censored, but because someone else isn't.
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Finally.
Someone in mainstream comedy is brave enough to bash Trump.
Constantly.
For the past 10 years.
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See all that green in the ground?
That's the stuff you eat, after it magically appears in your urban shithole grocery store.
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First man to ever be assassinated BY a Kennedy.
🚨RFK Jr. calls out Bernie Sanders direct to his face! 🔥
"Bernie, you have accepted millions of dollars from the Pharmaceutical industry. In 2020 you were the single largest receiver of Pharmaceutical dollars. $1.5M"
The crowd erupts in applause! LFG!!
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Guys, the peepee politics in the Oblivion Remake are no big deal.
In fact, they're such a "no big deal" that if you remove them, you'll be banned from Nexus Mods.
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"For me, Pizza Hut represents a lot of different things and I don't think the term 'Pizza' should be one of those things."
“For me Captain America represents a lot of different things and I don’t think the term ‘America’ should be one of those representations.” - Captain America
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Even funnier when you remember 30,000 Native Americans joined the Confederates to fight the Union.
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>Purge illegals from voter rolls
>Suddenly Dems are at a massive registration disadvantage
Curiouser and curiouser.
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H3H3 spent the past 5 years celebrating every unjustified Twitter suspension, up to and including the President of the United States. But now wants us to break out the sad fiddles for his.
I'd tell Ethan Klein to chin up, but he'd need to have one first.
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Asked on a convention panel if Val Kilmer was difficult to work with, Michael Biehn replied, "I don't know."
Then, after a brief pause, he added.
"I never met Val Kilmer while filming Tombstone.
I only met Doc Holliday."
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"The game so good, it killed the franchise, and likely the studio."
If we never get another Dragon Age, at least it got to go out on a high note with Dragon Age: The Veilguard.
Our review: bit.ly/48njer8
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Just a helpful reminder that Joe Biden was and is attempting to take Trump's Secret Service agents away.
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Unfair.
Just tragically unfair, the hand this guy was dealt the past few years.
If you haven't seen the documentary he made about himself in 2021, you really, really need to.
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You people laughed when Reagan died of dementia.
You laughed when Trump got his ear gauged by a moon-faced retard with a rifle.
You'll laugh at absolutely anything.
Except a joke at your own expense.
That, you'll prescribe prosecution for.
You clowns CREATED this "culture".
Charlie Kirk helped create an American culture that would laugh at his death. slate.trib.al/9YNQtjk
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My man, Chinese agriculture still involves an ox and a cart.
This is weapons-grade propaganda.
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For all this talk of how "based" Norm Macdonald is... he's been voting Democrat for the past 3 years.
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"Hey, why did Colbert get the Late Show if Letterman promised it to Craig Ferguson?"
It's, uh... a mystery for the ages.
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"Hey, I just murdered nearly a million Americans and half the people in the NORTH also want me dead.
I know! I'll make an extremely public appearance at a theater!"
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They burned down our neighborhoods to venerate a drug addict.
And we indulged them.
They used that event as pretext to steal the next election.
And we indulged them.
They gave Trump a .20 caliber ear piercing.
Now this.
I now have a Martin Luther position on indulgence.
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"Console whose price was set MONTHS ago somehow affected by a tariff policy that is just a few weeks old, blatant liars say."
Nintendo Switch 2's $450 price point was likely influenced by Donald Trump's trade tariffs, experts say.
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Raise your hand if you still want post-election lawsuits to tear the ballot printing Democratic apparatus out by the root.
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God bless the internet for having the pants-splitting autism to actually look into this.
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Boy it's good we busted that Ghislaine Maxwell.
Turns out she did it all.
All by herself.
All of it.
A sprawling global criminal enterprise catering to the global elite.
Turns out she was every criminal and every customer.
Yup.
No need to investigate further.
I'm sleepy.
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Debate 1: Trump wins, immediate assassination attempt.
Debate 2: Trump wins (cope harder, breadtube), immediate assassination attempt.
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I could have gone my entire life without knowing Destiny blew Fuentes.
...mostly because I already assumed.
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-China owns Tencent.
-Tencent buy 15% of Ubisoft.
-Tencent uses this position to push for ESG.
-ESG tanks the studio.
-Tencent buys them.
Anyone who denies China are the foremost funders of ESG, and are doing this to subsume Western game studios, is not to be taken seriously.
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The moment when the government started fining you for not having healthcare.
The moment when your insurance costs spiked 120%.
The moment when your options for healthcare fell from dozens of companies... to 1 or 2.
The moment when insurance stopped covering most procedures.
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Old movie dialogue was written by people who watched plays and read novels.
New movie dialogue is written by people who watch new movies.
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Look bro just calm down bro it's just a little pronoun my man we're just introducing it into all forms of entertainment and even elementary school curriculum bro it's no big deal but we'll deplatform you over it anyway bro
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It's a curious phenomenon.
Virtually everyone seems to mourn the loss of malls, just not enough to actually shop at one.
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Deport Ilhan Omar, and you'll wind up with another Ilhan Omar next cycle.
Deport her voter base, who Obama displaced in a purposeful attempt to politically reshape Minnesota... and you'll never have another Ilhan Omar again.
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Ozzy Osbourne was obliterated on drugs after Black Sabbath in the late 1970s. In a professional and personal tailspin, he seemed destined to end up a Rock casualty.
Then, the wonderful Sharon Osbourne cleaned him up, he launched a successful solo career, and the rest is history.
Yes, Sharon literally saved his life.
No... no, wait.
Sorry, did I say Sharon?
I meant Thelma Osbourne.
Who has been completely written out of the Ozzy and Sabbath story by Sharon, who essentially re-wrote the narrative to involve her, rather than Ozzy's actual wife.
Ozzy cheated with Sharon, resulting in his divorce in 1982. By which point, Ozzy was already two albums deep into the successful solo career it's now falsely claimed she's responsible for.
Woops.
My bad.
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I'm in the rather odd position of being the only creator able to credibly disprove Candace's claim, so here goes, I guess:
I know the Church Charlie attended. We live(d) in the same town.
He spoke there the first Wednesday of every month.
That Church is not Roman Catholic.
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A stutterer who worked so hard to overcome it, he became renowned for his voice.
R.I.P.
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"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
—F.D.R.
"No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
—Thomas Jefferson
"Missed me, faggot."
—T-Money
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I was portable.
I was convenient.
I was cheap.
And you replaced me with a cloud server owned and operated by Chinese organ thieves.
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No more pandering to China?
My God.
He did it.
He's... he's already Making America Great Again.
China is reportedly considering banning the import of U.S. films into China as part of its major countermeasures against the U.S. tariffs.
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NEVER remove the community notes feature.
Please.
your hard work doesn't go unnoticed
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Imagine being Mike Pence.
All you had to do was sit at the rear of the Trump cabinet and ride his political tailwind.
Instead, you're the author of the most botched Brutus backstabbing in US history. At the crucial hour, you tripped on your toga and landed on your own knife.
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You could mention that it's their first proper Steam launch since the Origin experiment imploded.
Making it the first modern BioWare game to be released concurrently on Steam, and not held as exclusive somewhere else.
You could if you were honest.
You could if you weren't IGN.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard's launch has already made it EA's biggest ever single-player game on Steam, topping the charts and beating out the concurrents for 2023's Star Wars Jedi: Survivor. bit.ly/40s6kWU
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The Left: You're incapable of Art, Culture, and Reason
"Art, Culture and Reason":
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