I am so lonely

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im back
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Something bad is going to happen today.
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“DO NOT use the lucky star engine oil”
legit curious to know what the lucky star-scented motor oil smells like
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I fucking told you all.
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They had questions…
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Replying to @BasedBroward
vibes were off this morning
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its crazy that she actually ruined video games permanently
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if i was sisyphus i would ask for 2 boulders so i could grind harder
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Time to repost my favorite news article
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Replying to @IsaacGolberg
nah, its been a normal day so far
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Being named Charlie and being in school back when this came out was hell for an entire year.
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im thinking i need a beer
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We need to get all gooners together to rent it and make the ultimate gooning experience
This is inside the Sphere in Las Vegas. This may be the most insane concert venue ever built
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Sending lesbian porn to my male friend with the text “us”
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Gay sex with men until failure.
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I had that shirt as a kid and wore it to picture day because halo 2 was so good.
Crazy find from earlier
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King shit
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Replying to @SkinnyTuna
I dislike how sentences are structured, change them
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I need the brick of fentanyl stamped with a swastika
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I love going on the internet and lying.
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I haven't had a conversation with a woman in real life in basically 4 months
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STOLEN Black Miata Last seen in Covington, WA BLADEE plate please contact the police and notify me if seen.
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Replying to @meowmaster300zx
🤫
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watching an air guitar video on YouTube and the dude didn’t take the pipe off his bed before hitting record
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Now that the dust has settled I’m glad you all agree with me.
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If you love microplastics eat dominos. I am constantly placing big chunks of plastic in the dough. I try to add what I can but surely lots of it gets removed.
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you good bro?
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wtf @FrankHassleYT is at my door and I’m scared idk what to do
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I’d rather be flying from Boston to Los Angeles at 8am on September 11th 2001 than sit on this flight.
Replying to @SouthwestAir
We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.
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my boss pulled me to the side and asked if everything was okay because I “look lonelier than usual lately”
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if a woman tried to abuse me i would just hit her
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this is a holy grail for me
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FIRE IT NOW
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going on /ck/ and replying to every picture with a cast iron and saying they are “Reddit pans”
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imagine how many cigarettes were smoked while playing this dreamcast
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Damn they really show up for cinco de mayo
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ok that’s cool and all but you used to be able to order a beer to your seat at safeco field with your 3ds
i feel it is my job to tell you that the Louvre is using Nintendo 3DS as a tour guide
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just got fired because a customer filed a complaint because the shirt i wore made them feel threatened
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is this real?
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these dudes need to link up
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im wario when im in mario kart
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Everyone laughed at this man for years but now he’s a millionaire
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thinking about him again 😔
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Please do not threaten to kill trump and the fbi in my mentions.
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some boomer at this restaurant is just watching the video of the Nashville bombing at full volume
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