Educator, Scientist. Sports & Political Data Analyst. Other social media: RealCarlAllen 📖 Book: *The Polls Weren't Wrong* out now
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I fully expect DMs, EMs, etc to blow up in the next 48 hrs
If I don't respond, don't worry. I know who has supported my work and I won't lose sight of that
If you'd like to join me in developing a set of unified scientific standards for this field, my book is available in bio
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"And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.
That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz."
Real ones know
Thanks Arnold
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"why should I trust Democrats to protect abortion rights?"
Yeah you should definitely elevate Republicans for that wtf
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I'm beginning to think that Trump supporters think buying percentage points in Polymarket translates to an actual better chance for him to win in real life 😂
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People who are bad with numbers commonly think the best way to improve efficiency is to simply cut costs
They don't realize those salaries are a decimal point worth of expenditure
Good luck
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He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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They build gigantic machines that seat hundreds of people that can fly 30,000 feet in the air for a whole day and land safely but when they need to reverse it's just Steve on a tractor
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There's no good reason to vote for a party that openly lies about the results of our elections.
This is why lifelong Republicans turned out in record numbers to vote against them in 2020, and will again in 2024.
People don't want to vote away their voting rights.
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Here's your next ad. No audio. Just this, over silence, on the screen for 30 seconds.
Failed leadership.
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This dude won't even debate his opponent but he wants to flex at AOC?
Some people just can't take an a thess whooping
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Kamala Harris: I want women and their doctors in charge of their health
Donald Trump: I want RFK Jr. in charge of women's health
Roevember is coming
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Follow the money:
@Citadel finance (who bailed out Melvin Capital after they lost billions in their irresponsible short position) is a major investor in Robinhood.
This is corruption via desperation, because they were losing BILLIONS.
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Black people, largely black women, KEEP coming through for this country. And we KEEP not repaying the lifetimes of debt. I hope these adminstrations do something right.
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The ANTIFA cover is so deep that they got elected as Republicans before joining Trump's coup attempt.
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"I judge someone's qualifications only by how they look"
Is really on the nose for you people
Weird you'd admit it
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Dave went down to Georgia he was lookin to do some math
Loeffler was in a bind, she was way behind, Warnock by two and a half.
Dave sent out a tweet and boy was it hot stuff: first on the call, we all saw, Dave he had seen enough.
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Have you had a neurological exam recently, Kaitlan?
Maybe for the sake of whoever it is you work for, you should step down.
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My undergrad was exercise physiology
Ergogenic aids (and the surprisingly large placebo effect) was high among my areas of study
Testosterone - its impact on athletic performance - and naturally bimodal nature - are so well-known it's baffling to watch people argue about it
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I am also sending a slate of Electors to send to Washington to cast their votes for me.
Equally valid
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"voted Trump in 2020"
She was never undecided
She's a voter that tells people she's undecided so she can feel moderate and important
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An ass whooping really autocorrected to a thess whooping.
Okay autocorrect come on down to Georgia I'll buy your plane ticket!
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When Dems win in 2024
Puerto Rican statehood
Enough playing nice with these fascists
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"it was just a joke"
"I thought you said Hamas .."
Keep backpedaling
Eventually you'll fall off a cliff
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Donald Trump is the GOP
You can disown Trump or you can own the fact that your party is the one of racists
Choose
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Let's me correct those quotes for you, Jim:
"The Election was stolen. We won by a landslide"
“If you don’t fight like Hell, you’re not going to have a country”
“When you catch somebody in a fraud, you’re allowed to go by different rules”
"We love you, you're very special"
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That's how I feel about drunk driving mandates. Do not comply! Other people's safety isn't your problem!
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There is no single scientific achievement in the 20th century that has saved more lives than vaccination
The fact that you would promote the dismissal of that achievement because of a topic many other more qualified people have tackled demonstrates your ignorance
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Cancel student debt + $15 min wage + Universal Healthcare would be the most effective stimulus in the history of America, the most popular policies since FDR (and maybe ever)
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I mean look I wrote a book called "The Polls Weren't Wrong" so I'm in a bit of a bind here but
This is not happening
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Kroger will respond by spending a few hundred million lobbying some certain politicians to approve it when the time comes
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"it was just a joke"
"Taken out of context"
No Tony, you just bombed
These excuses are typical of an amateur comedian
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Currently, people think (natural) "but testosterone" is sufficient reason to disqualify a female athlete from competition, but not a male athlete.
Unless we start separating males into separate classes based on testosterone, it's pure discrimination
scientificamerican.com/artic…
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"it's mental health!"
"So you'll provide easy and affordable access to mental healthcare?"
"Lol no but I got you to stop talking about guns :) "
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Trump: "I will use the military to punish my political enemies. I wish I had generals like Hitler's generals"
Harris: "that is fascism. Those policies and words make you a fascist"
Trump supporters: uwu why u encourage violence against us 👉👈
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I haven't personally received any healthcare services from #PlannedParenthood but I know women who have - including breast cancer and cervical cancer screenings - and I believe that women's healthcare is healthcare. Radical, I know.
So I just want to say #ThanksPlannedParenthood
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One President committed crimes
Another President talks to his family.
This is the same
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Yeah that's why he's raising the minimum wage, passing COVID relief, pausing student debt payments, extending the eviction moratorium, building a COVID plan, and holding domestic TERRORISTS accountable.
What else ya got?
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I think I get it
They said Presidents are immune for "official" acts but kept that definition just vague enough that if Biden or someone they don't like abuses it, they can rule against them
But if Trump engaged the Seal Team 6 hypothetical, they can say it's protected
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Desconfío de los que saben tan bien lo que dios quiere que hagan, porque noto que siempre coincide con sus deseos.
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He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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Noticed you deleted your last post because you couldn't type consistency
I mean, consistently
Alzheimer's?
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" but data showing he can't win"
This data does not exist.
And anyone who wants to argue with me about it is welcome to try, but I promise it will end with you
A) Admitting you were wrong, and apologizing,
B) Running away
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He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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Be a shame if you donated to the top Democratic candidate to take her Senate seat 👀
secure.actblue.com/donate/wf…
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"I don't bet on Presidential elections"
- Nate Silver
Someone is finally coming around
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"Newsmax has no evidence that Dominion or Smartmatic manipulated votes in the 2020 Election"
🤣🤣🤣
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WITH COVID or OF Covid? 🧐
I'm sorry I've become desensitized as nearly 400,000 Americans have died from it this year and one particular political party has repeatedly and loudly claimed it's nothing to worry about
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I'm beginning to think that Trump supporters think buying percentage points in Polymarket translates to an actual better chance for him to win in real life 😂
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The sooner Ds realize that Rs are not playing by any rules, and their naive desire to win by taking "high ground" will result in empowering extremists
Stealing Supreme Court seats, changing election laws a week before the election...if they think it'll help them, they'll do it
In a disgraceful departure from the so-called Purcell principle which SCOTUS uses to reject changes too close to elections, they will permit Virginia to continue to remove voters from the rolls. The liberal justices all dissent.
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Trump poll average by state
State: July / Present
PA: 47.9/47.8
WI: 47.1/47.3
MI: 45.5/47.6
AZ: 47.7/48.8
NV: 47.9/47.5
GA: 46.6/48.4
NC: 47.2/48.2
Notice anything interesting?
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He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love you... you're special"
He told domestic terrorists "we love
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Why is it that no one - Hawley or any Republicans - had any objections to the mail-in and absentee voting systems until AFTER the election?
Because they don't have a problem with the legalities. They're just mad about the result. Cry more, Trumper.
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Me a few months ago: Harris has a relative weakness compared to Biden among white working class voters that she can probably make up with black voters, women, a coalition of Haley Rs
Me now: she might do all that, outperform Biden in white working class & win by bigger margins
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I think people severely underestimate how much media normalization of Trump contributes to acceptance of his extremism (and incompetence)
And also underestimate the power satire has over people whose egos demand they be portrayed a certain way
Brilliant
Run it in swing states
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It's pretty sad when the "GOP Leader" can have his entire argument totally obliterated by some dude on Twitter in 30 seconds.
That explains why you lost the House...and the Senate...and the White House.
America is better than you.
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75% of Democrats agree that #VicePresidentTrump was an Epstein Island regular and Putin has Kompromat on him
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