⭐️The Designated Ugly Fat Friend⭐️. #ClaflinGrad “Humble enough to know I’m replaceable, but wise enough to know ain't nobody like me” - @lonesfeels ………………..

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Don’t mind me. Just updating my pinned tweet …
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Lmaaaoooo right!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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This is not nice 😂😂😂😂😂
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This is comforting ...
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Y’all want a good laugh?! 😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @staypearled420
She said Check… and … MATE!!!!

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Replying to @MahaliaSBM
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Replying to @Saint_Himothy_
I’m not even high and had to stare for a while 😂
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“Hey Mr. Knickerbocker Boppity Bop” went triple platinum in my house!!!!!
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Replying to @BombshellCole
She said you gone have the BEST funeral money can buy!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @BlackSupremeKai
Somebody in the comments said, “which foot ya’ll want chopped off” and I shouldn’t be laughing, but …..
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Replying to @Vivainmusk24
I wasn’t mocking her. There is someone for everyone. It was just the comment that was funny to me.
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Ma’am ... can I pull up for a plate tho?
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Last day of school .... No one else would let them plug their game system up. I’m the cool teacher 🤗
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All 80’s and 90’s babies check df in 💙🥴🤞🏽‼️
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Replying to @_ANDSTFU
That’s what I’m seeing. I haven’t followed him and his tv career so I didn’t know. I don’t feel bad either now tho. Lol
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Replying to @B3autyByJaeL
She makes everything wholesome… even the “My husband has a clear view …. and quite often… 👀🌚” …. Like … OKAY AUNTIEEEE TAB!!! 🥹🥹🥹 I love her so.
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Replying to @SomaKazima
Chicken in A Blanket 😬 Inspiration: @/sentfrom_angel on IG. 6 Chicken Tenderloins 1 and 1 half Cups of Buttermilk 2 Egg Whites 1 Half Cup of Hot Sauce 2 Tablespoons of Abodo 2 Tablespoons of BOTH Onion and Garlic Powder 1 Tablespoon of Smoked Paprika 2 Teaspoons of White Pepper Marinate for at least 2 hours or overnight. 1 Cup of Flour and 1 Cup of Cornstarch Same seasonings for it Coat your chicken and let it rest for about 15 minutes before frying Fry on 375 for about 7 minutes or until golden brown Honey Mustard: 3 Tablespoons of Mayo 1 Tablespoon of Mustard 1 Tablespoon of Honey 1 Teaspoon of Sugar ^ you could really play with the honey mustard and make it to your liking.
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Replying to @jayemonet
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @DaddyAndJaxson
Exactly ... and then disguise it as the other person being “cheap”
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Replying to @ItsJustJordan_1
😂😂😂😂😂😂 not forex ... cuz they swear it’s sooo legit but for whatever reason it seems they need other people to join in order to make money.
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Replying to @chefmade_92
Spent $100 today so my testing group could have snacks for the next few days … every child in my group will have chips, rice Krispy treat, 2 mini slim Jim’s, hard candy, mints, chocolate, and a Capri sun for all 3 days of testing.
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Replying to @jaytheghostt
Mama said don’t be havin me out here lookin crazy! Lmao
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Replying to @mickeywon234
This is my favorite part. Lol
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I don’t think it did when we were kids. Like … when it became Microsoft office is when it became a thing you had to pay for. But there was once a time when Microsoft word, excel, PowerPoint were all pre-loaded on PC’s.
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Replying to @reignofglitter
😳😳😳
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Replying to @StewardessChick
No for real tho … cuz … better at what?!!!!
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Media Update … might delete later after I’ve stared long enough to be repulsed by them 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Replying to @Drebae_
Had me a celery-tofu-chicken-flavored sandwich from there today myself 😌
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Replying to @cartiercal1
The plays were better than the movies. Much more funny
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I mean... honestly 😂😂😂
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Replying to @Yosleeze

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Replying to @Barolinnne
That hand reaching is killing me tho 😂😂😂
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Don’t mind me, I’m just changing/updating my pinned tweet.
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Snow bunnies was after you, ain’t it?
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If you disagree, just gone head and unfollow me. No need to debate. Lol
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I liked how my lips looked this morning
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Just for the sake of updating my Media ….
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Replying to @herchosenpath
This is best part 😂😂😂
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I really love filters …. 🤗
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Replying to @MixedCaribena
The dog being proud to be a cat is what had me cracking up 😂
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Replying to @Southside_Gunn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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For real!!!! He gotta be an A student!!! 😂
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Interesting thought … and true…
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Replying to @BlockTopickz
“Bruh why she doin this to me?” - N*lly
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Lmao I love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Good Morning from me and my filters 💋
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Between here, Fb, and IG … it was these …
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚
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Replying to @MoBeckDaDon
This, ⬇️ for the 3rd time. I’m in love with it!! And now my brother is too! He ate most of it!
Lasagna Soup 🔥🔥
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Gosh I have some many question threads to catch up on. Lmao Took a break, but I’m still me. Filters and all. hey y’all 🤗
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It’s from the “Classic Whitney: Live from Washington D.C.” concert that aired on HBO in ‘97. She also called up BeBe Winans to sing. Here’s the whole thing. Over 2 hrs long. piped.video/0W8N7qG8lQo
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I just read a tweet that said, “How do you get “Meech” from Demetrius????” I thought to myself .....
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Media Update
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I tweeted about never having received flowers before from a guy. And today (technically yesterday) I received these from @MikewitthenikeS . So please know, from this point forward, I will be known as Mikey’s side piece. (check the bio 👀) 😂😂😂 thank you again boo
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After 7 weeks of recovery, your favorite band director is back at work today!!
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🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I want a dog so bad!!!
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As a member of the committee, I must agree 💅🏽
big areolas are winning
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Lmao right! And not naked either 😂😂😂
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Replying to @BuddyNoLove
THIS!!!!! Thank you for being a man with some sense!!!!!
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I lost my whole heart, my world. If you would have told me that at the age of 32 I would have to live the rest of my life without my dad, I would have said, how? Bc how can I? What am I supposed to do without him?
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I had to swipe figure out which one was the real person. This is the best one I’ve seen
🚨ATTENTION:🔥My WAX FIGURE is OFFICIALLY in @madametussaudsusa Museum in #LasVegas!😍🔥YOU MUST SEE IT IN PERSON It’s INSANE🔥🔥The braids in my hair they did strand by strand NO wig or unit & My outfit is from the @vmas when I received the Michael Video Vanguard Award!🏆
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Replying to @AshleyShyMiller
Whewwww Chile
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Replying to @CashAppRecords
Mine be already in the kitchen cookin breakfast. Smh
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If anyone cares, I successfully completed my first band clinic this weekend w/middle schoolers amongst challenges w/ Covid restrictions, weather and another band event conflicting with ours… pretty proud of myself. 🥺 I just wish my dad could have been there in person to see 🥺
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Replying to @model_type_bre
Girllllllllll!!!!! When I say you be taking the words right out my MOUTHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Replying to @BlockTopickz
*rv *otti watching this …
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Replying to @KevOnStage
WNBA players running up and down a court while bleeding profusely!!! But for real …It be the cramps that are the k*ller … the bleeding profusely while in unimaginable pain that can go from your stomach all the way down to your knees??? Oh, and while doing everyday tasks. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Lil media update …
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Don’t mind me, just updating my pinned tweet yet again. #MyEssence
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Replying to @ksavvbby
I’m sure she does too.
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Just reposting again bc this recipe is magic. Pure perfection every time I make it … and this is like #5. I even substituted the ground beef and Italian sausage for ground turkey and ground turkey sausage and it’s still wonderful!!! 😍😍😍
Lasagna Soup 🔥🔥
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Replying to @Angry_Misfit
This was clever. 😂😂😂
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I’m SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂
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Agreed
That black woman with almond eyes will save you
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Because I was feeling myself this morning …..
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Replying to @chefmade_92
Oh that is so sweet!!! I’ll message it to ya so the sc*mmers don’t pop up.
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Little life update, for those who don’t follow me on IG and/or FB: Saturday night, I lost my footing and fell coming down the stairs of my garage as I was coming to get stuff out of my car. I felt and heard my leg snap. I broke 2 bones. I’ve had surgery. Just waiting to go home
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I’ve accepted it 🤷🏽‍♀️
if yo face card dont eat in a bonnet you just ugly fr
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That would be giving them (politicians) what they want tho. They should overpopulate the area and fight back.
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Do I have time to lay back down?
What’s the first thing on y’all mind when y’all wake up?
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Seems familiar... can’t quite put my finger on it ... 🤔
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Replying to @gerdfrmdO
“Head and shoulders” shampoo … as in he’s only head and shoulders. No neck.
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If you see this… QT with a non-smiling pic.
If you see this… QT with a non-smiling pic. Keep it going train ...
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I have bury my “Fatherbear”today, after his sudden passing on last week, as well as perform for the service. Idk how I’m going to get through either one to be honest. 🥺 Please send prayers, if you believe. 💔 Thank you to those who have already commented or messaged me.
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ALT jada pinkett smith that part GIF by Red Table Talk

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Have the #ThanksgivingClapback’s started??? Lol I found this one that I stole from Twitter years ago in my Fb memories 😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @kickinsh1t
And then taxes gotta come outta that so it’ll be prob closer to like $45. Smh
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I should be acting out more, actually.
Are your areolas big enough for you to act like that?
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Updating my media for pinned tweet …
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😂😂😂
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YASSSSS LEGGGZZZZ
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