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New Orleans, LA
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Slept in a tank top last night, woke up and my titties were already at my desk working
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My elderly neighbor asked me to come down and help her with sumn earlier today - she paid me with one tomato, two oranges, a peach, a plum, & a muumuu 😂
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My new hire has PTSD from her former employer (which as actually my client at the job before this one). She done asked me if I need a pic of her computer set up at home, if she needs to report what time she logs in/out to me, if she can work from another house she has…
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Attempted to rewind on the HBO Max app and my tv started smoking and shaking then fell off the wall
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Yall. I asked a man the other day how many kids he got & he said, “I got 9 boys” & I said, “how many girls?”…he said “3 girls”…I said, “so you have 12 children” & he got mad & asked me why would I say it like that. I said, “Cuz I can count ngga” 😭😭
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Mine just gone have to swing low sweet chariot cuz no ma’am
Ari reveals she’s had a lift & a permanent bra implanted in her body to keep her breasts lifted & firm.. yes it’s a real procedure. nitter.app/calichanell/status/130…
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Then told me she may have to miss grandparents day Tuesday cuz she just started this job yesterday. I said, “No ma’am, we don’t miss those kinds of things. Just flex & work before and/or after it”. It’s never that serious. This work gone be here waiting for you chile.
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My boss announced my promotion today and I sensed a little hateration in the officery 😂
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Heating up a rib with a lighter at a football game is a level of niggatry I never thought I’d live to witness
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I built this profile! ME! Brick by brick! I be damned if I censor myself cuz y’all don’t like the way another nigga tweet!
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I be wanting to give that Gawk Gawk 3000 every single time but sometimes I only have Gawk 1500 in me...my iron be low
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Swimming cross there like that deserves a medal of honor from the #NiggerNavy
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Don’t talk about Ari Lennox nose, don’t talk about P from QC nose, don’t talk about Jay-Z nose...leave all black features on all black people alone
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When Cardi B say “Broke boys don’t deserve no pussy”, I get reeeaaallll quiet...I don’t wanna be a hypocrite 🌚
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A couple of gender warriors have appeared asking what if the roles were reversed...if you don’t wanna date a woman with an egg carton fulla chirren that’s your prerogative chief...yeen gone hear a peep outta me lol
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Bruh. She brought out some food I said was cute and she said “You think everything I bring out cute. I bet you think this ass cute too” & she legit turned around & poked her ass out 😭😭 what is happening here?!
The waitress brought my drink over & I said, “Ooh it’s so cute!”…she said, “Not as cute as you girl!”…she done made me blush
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I’m back to promote titty appreciation! Whether they sittin or saggin they still gone get sucked on like a sippy cup 🙃
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When a man tells me I make him laugh, I know I can get them manties up off him…it’s only a matter of time before I’m ballin em up & throwin em in the cornuh
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If I ever call you handsome, it’s cuz I want you to hand some of that dick over...please be on notice
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I really do try to be understanding & forgiving. However, I do need acknowledgment, accountability, & an apology to get there. If you can’t give me that, I got nothing for you. That’s for any type of relationship - friend, family, romantic.
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This man accidentally bumped me & said he was sorry so I said “Oh you’re fine” & he said “Oh you think so? Cuz I think you’re fine too” lol touché
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Then said he was a truck driver…I don’t believe you cuz clearly you can’t even pull out of a driveway
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Definitely. A damn shame they can’t treat people like adults and wanna micromanage smh
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Good morning & Happy Halloween from the Assistant (to the) Regional Manager #TheOffice #Halloween2023
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I wanna know how he was transporting that thang…you just had a rib wrapped in foil in your back pocket?? 😂
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